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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Lulz.

 

This was yesterday.

 

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Today.

 

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But it's no big deal ... right?

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Lulz ... this is too good.  From the thread re: Beard passing on their job.

 

  TV gif. Paul Reubens as Pee Wee Herman begins to laugh so hysterically that he falls over, rolling on the floor.

 

 

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Ahaha that is not how tech glitches work. You didn't check all of the newsletter content fields correctly, bud.

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Has Lane chimed in yet? It should be a good one. Since the day we beat aggy it has been flowing.

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Someone tweet this to Lane ... har har har 🤣  🤣  🤣.

 

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That school isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s the whole gottdam landfill.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... this is too good.  From the thread re: Beard passing on their job.

 

  TV gif. Paul Reubens as Pee Wee Herman begins to laugh so hysterically that he falls over, rolling on the floor.

 

 

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Tech team? aggy usually loses to a Tech team. 

This shows that aggy was about to fill their jizz jars over the beard hire. It would have been like Jimbo’s hire all over again with the maroon carpet and marching band.

I’d like to thank Chris Beard for this dose of aggy misery.

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... this is too good.  From the thread re: Beard passing on their job.

 

  TV gif. Paul Reubens as Pee Wee Herman begins to laugh so hysterically that he falls over, rolling on the floor.

 

 

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Full. Of. Shit.

 

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

That school isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s the whole gottdam landfill.

Springfield tire fire Blank Template - Imgflip

 

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Let's establish Mr. Goldberg's expertise on A&M:

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From a distance, she was so beautiful and engaging even if a little eccentric...woke up without a kidney.

 

Here's a very fresh take not pandering to Aggie self-delusion at all.

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I'm sure everybody wants to be this:

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Imagine that as high praise.

More on A&M as a great destination for players:

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Just be Virginia Tech and take steroids and the championships will follow!

 

Here is some first rate brain thinking:

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Let me write that down.

We're all surprised to learn that this guy said that stuff on an A&M program.

They just need someone who “gets” them. Like Buzz did.

22 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Virginia Tech football has actual skins on the wall, so I would argue that Virginia Tech is aggy on steroids.

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2 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Virginia Tech football has actual skins on the wall, so I would argue that Virginia Tech is aggy on steroids.

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3 hours ago, Scholz said:

They just need someone who “gets” them. Like Buzz did.

Buzz got them so well he got the hell out of there.

7 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Someone tweet this to Lane ... har har har 🤣  🤣  🤣.

 

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Need someone to photoshop Truman holding this thing up 

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5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Let's establish Mr. Goldberg's expertise on A&M:

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From a distance, she was so beautiful and engaging even if a little eccentric...woke up without a kidney.

 

Here's a very fresh take not pandering to Aggie self-delusion at all.

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I'm sure everybody wants to be this:

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Imagine that as high praise.

More on A&M as a great destination for players:

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Just be Virginia Tech and take steroids and the championships will follow!

 

Here is some first rate brain thinking:

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Let me write that down.

We're all surprised to learn that this guy said that stuff on an A&M program.

And that steroid, my friends? You guessed it, estrogen. 

 

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Let's establish Mr. Goldberg's expertise on A&M:

image.png.1894e73a8187827073fb83991d9f5d11.png

From a distance, she was so beautiful and engaging even if a little eccentric...woke up without a kidney.

 

Here's a very fresh take not pandering to Aggie self-delusion at all.

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I'm sure everybody wants to be this:

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Imagine that as high praise.

More on A&M as a great destination for players:

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Just be Virginia Tech and take steroids and the championships will follow!

 

Here is some first rate brain thinking:

😂

Let me write that down.

We're all surprised to learn that this guy said that stuff on an A&M program.

As long as someone will print this drivel, the delusion will continue.  Thanks for your service Mr. Greenberg!  😂😂😂

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First of all, "the Horns and the sports world" have been left laughing at A&M many more times than "twice" during the Trev Alberts era. Many. They have had a remarkable collapse since Alberts arrived, across football, baseball, and basketball. It has been glorious and we've all enjoyed it immensely over here in our little palace of degenerates. 

Secondly, A&M paid $4.12 million less than a year ago to buy out Alberts' contract from Nebraska. I'm not sure if this has been fully paid off, or not.

As for showing Trev the door, Alberts's contract is fully guaranteed if he is fired without cause, and he is to be paid $2.2 million annually through March 2029. So firing him would cost A&M approximately $9 million at this point. 

However, if they do fire Trev, A&M would be the unquestioned champions of paying buyouts. So put it on the wall, I guess. 

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17 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

First of all, "the Horns and the sports world" have been left laughing at A&M many more times than "twice" during the Trev Alberts era. Many. They have had a remarkable collapse since Alberts arrived, across football, baseball, and basketball. It has been glorious and we've all enjoyed it immensely over here in our little palace of degenerates. 

Secondly, A&M paid $4.12 million less than a year ago to buy out Alberts' contract from Nebraska. I'm not sure if this has been fully paid off, or not.

As for showing Trev the door, Alberts's contract is fully guaranteed if he is fired without cause, and he is to be paid $2.2 million annually through March 2029. So firing him would cost A&M approximately $9 million at this point. 

However, if they do fire Trev, A&M would be the unquestioned champions of paying buyouts. So put it on the wall, I guess. 

That law school they bought is really paying dividends. 

21 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

As for showing Trev the door, Alberts's contract is fully guaranteed if he is fired without cause, and he is to be paid $2.2 million annually through March 2029. So firing him would cost A&M approximately $9 million at this point. 

This makes me wonder if 

 

41 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

This guy gets it...

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Artorias is trev. 

21 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Time to see which assistants buzz likes enough to take with him, and offer one of them the HC job. 

45 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

This guy gets it...

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Uh no he doesn't. From my pov Trev is doing an outstanding job 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Time to see which assistants buzz likes enough to take with him, and offer one of them the HC job. 

Which assistant do the players want?

The "talking to him for 3 days" translates to "Beard is tolerating the ags' advances just enough to secure a large pay raise and contract extension from his current employer."

 

 

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

The "talking to him for 3 days" translates to "Beard is tolerating the ags' advances just enough to secure a large pay raise and contract extension from his current employer."

 

 

You know Trev was really winding up to pitch this as a huge victory against the sips too. Lucy meet football. 

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

Which assistant do the players want?

Player*.  I think they only have 1 left.

1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

This guy gets it...

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The reality of the situation is that 99% of the public doesn't give a fuck about aggy.  They don't even care enough to laugh at them.  These people really are in a perpetual state of grand delusion.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

All in on Beard, until they weren't.

 

44 minutes ago, utee94 said:

The "talking to him for 3 days" translates to "Beard is tolerating the ags' advances just enough to secure a large pay raise and contract extension from his current employer."

 

 

To be fair, they were always all in on Beard. But as Utee said, Beard was never all in on them.

13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Let's establish Mr. Goldberg's expertise on A&M:

image.png.1894e73a8187827073fb83991d9f5d11.png

From a distance, she was so beautiful and engaging even if a little eccentric...woke up without a kidney.

 

Here's a very fresh take not pandering to Aggie self-delusion at all.

image.png.4692ec709d236d52c9dcdb076436e480.png

 

I'm sure everybody wants to be this:

image.png.f1590cdc543f7f7a9e48e909aac42677.png

Imagine that as high praise.

More on A&M as a great destination for players:

image.png.45c06f5fd1d7b5cde881c2316ccc283a.png

Just be Virginia Tech and take steroids and the championships will follow!

 

Here is some first rate brain thinking:

image.png.e157684b23f9be0bb5e330bab1d740de.png

Let me write that down.

We're all surprised to learn that this guy said that stuff on an A&M program.

Alex, can I have Texas A&M  infrastructure and bonfire for $1000?

13 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Virginia Tech football has actual skins on the wall, so I would argue that Virginia Tech is aggy on steroids.

They've actually made a NC appearance in our lifetime. 

58 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

To be fair, they were always all in on Beard. But as Utee said, Beard was never all in on them.

You might say that Beard abused them.  Choked them out, really.  It was kind of biting.

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22 minutes ago, nnm said:

You might say that Beard abused them.  Choked them out, really.  

Was that before or after he slapped them around?

The bad news is that Sharp is just about to be retired and he has basically been puppeting every disaster that school and athletic department have made in the last decade. 

 

Complain about our practice reports all you want, but I spent 5 minutes reading this shit and learned absolutely nothing. Just a laundry list of player names

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33 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The bad news is that Sharp is just about to be retired and he has basically been puppeting every disaster that school and athletic department have made in the last decade. 

They have a strong bullpen.  I wouldn't worry.

3 hours ago, Plorant said:

Player*.  I think they only have 1 left.

So this should be an easy and unanimous decision that Trev would be foolish to ignore.

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