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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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29 minutes ago, linux said:

Complain about our practice reports all you want, but I spent 5 minutes reading this shit and learned absolutely nothing. Just a laundry list of player names

Marco Jones is unique.

 

Unique is certainly one way to describe a player.

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1 hour ago, linux said:

Complain about our practice reports all you want, but I spent 5 minutes reading this shit and learned absolutely nothing. Just a laundry list of player names

 

If you absorbed anything from other posters and discussions you'd understand their practice reports are literally written/approved by Elk and his staff. So yeah, they're not going to inform shit. 

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you absorbed anything from other posters and discussions you'd understand their practice reports are literally written/approved by Elk and his staff. So yeah, they're not going to inform shit. 

Meh, even if true I get more information from hearing Sark himself speak about the players than stuff like "Lyle Hemphill is another respected voice in the room" lol

So basically stay at OU and earn 6.5 -8 million next season if fired without cause (the Jimbo method with 10% of the returns)

Or go to A&M for what I presume will be a lowball offer of 3-4 million (and 5 million to OU lol) a year and delay your firing for 3 years

I think option A is more palatable.

Just now, RomaVicta said:

And pass up the honor of coaching at Virginia Tech on steroids? Pshaw!

So the choices are Virginia Tech on steroids, or Virginia Tech on meth...

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s more like Virginia tech with Asperger 

Blinn with Down's

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

lol.  He’s a good coach.  OU and men’s BB isn’t anything with promise due to lack of resources and fan support - that being said this is comical because aggy is a black hole and even Coach K isn’t winning a title there.  

10 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

even Coach K isn’t winning a title there.  

Shhh, don't give Trev Alberts any ideas.

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Shhh, don't give Trev Alberts any ideas.

Can you imagine Coack K going from Duke to aggy? I'm sure his wife would NOPE the fuck out of that possibility.

"You want me to move where, Mike?"

10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Can you imagine Coack K going from Duke to aggy? I'm sure his wife would NOPE the fuck out of that possibility.

"You want me to move where, Mike?"

"But honey, they're offering a 10-year contract of $50 million a year, fully guaranteed with no buy out!"

Doug Gottlieb's buyout would be more budget-friendly while yielding similar results. 

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Lulz ... and uh oh ... 

 

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

"But honey, they're offering a 10-year contract of $50 million a year, fully guaranteed with no buy out!"

Negotiate to be able to opt out after one year and keep the balance of the contract (aggy brain trust would give it to him). Spend one year in Collieville for $500 million. I might almost take that deal.

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7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 aggy is a black hole and even Coach K isn’t winning a title there.  



Coach K might not, but Kelvin Sampson could!

 

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36 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Coach K might not, but Kelvin Sampson could!

 

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I’ve never seen a more delusional group of people - without getting into CR…

47 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Coach K might not, but Kelvin Sampson could!

 

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Jesus Christ on coke. No one, and I mean no one wants to be a coach in that shit hole. 

 

Here's the sequence:

1) Chris Beard

Result

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2) Grant McCasland

Result

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3) Chris Mack (Head coach of College of Charleston)

Result

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#4 & #5 - Huss and Bucky ... 

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So, the guy getting a lot of buzz is plan C / plan 4 / plan 5 ... and fyi - 

Bucky coaches the Samford Bulldogs

Huss coaches the High Point Panthers

 

Whoop!

 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit did the High Point guy say no?

 

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They got their top guy!!!

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What? He’s been too busy with other things to not give an update on who the target hire is? That’s some fucking content worth subscribing to. Too funny

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Rejections from High Point and CofC and picking Samford like a Charlotte private school kid with a catastrophic GPA.

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18 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I’m guessing a lot of Samford guys transfer to Ags

Man this would be like us hiring....a guy from Samford.

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Aggies don't RUN!  

They RULE!

Err ... I mean ... Aggies run-ruled ... 

 

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5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Aggies don't RUN!  

They RULE!

Err ... I mean ... Aggies run-ruled ... 

 

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Run ruled and no hitter against aggy...

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First comes the commitment, then the right coach, then the culture change.
Elko (1 ranked win, 1 hot dog away from a mild cardial infarction), Bucky (world famous samford buckyball) and earley (has a hat with his name on it) have been in Aggieland a combined 5 years and 5 minutes. Next come the championships.

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Aggies don't RUN!  

They RULE!

Err ... I mean ... Aggies run-ruled ... 

 

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Ags just ran out of runs.

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I'm sure we're on the right road. I believe in this team. When it comes together, it will be beautiful.

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