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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

  • Armybrat
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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Damn dude, I think you just got whooshed by an aggie 

10 minutes ago, Jebus said:

Damn dude, I think you just got whooshed by an aggie 

Whooshed, yes. I doubt that is an aggy though. Smells like surly to me. 

12 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Who knew when you combine Nebbish with aggy you end up with massive amounts of fuckup?  
 

Yeah, I know…everyone.  

 

11 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It’s remarkable how far they’ve fallen under Trev. Maybe football is still a top half of the SEC job, but the rest of aggy athletics is slap fighting with MS State for relevancy. 

 

The thing is, anyone who saw what he did at Nebraska saw this coming. You'd have to be a colossal idiot to hire him if you have any desire to be good at sports after what Trev did there.

 

7 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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I Mean Ryan Connolly GIF by Film Riot
 

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Wait, our MO is to try to be better than them? That’s “cancerous?” Ok.

Of course, the one key factor that they’ll never be able to acknowledge amid all the whining about big bad malignant Texas is - Schloss preferred Texas. Buzz apparently preferred Maryland. Most people prefer elsewhere to A&M if all things are equal. 

 

I mean. It's nothing personal. Our goal is to be better than EVERYBODY, not just aggy.

 

7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

... only now?

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Sure buddy…sure
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That had to be one of us as an aggy sock participant, as there ain’t no way in hell they can spin that MBB hire. Trev and his DOGE tactics told all possible Top 25 candidates, with “all that aggy money,” that we have our guy.

Hook’em!!!
9 hours ago, linux said:

Turns out that shit is crazy I kinda want to eat it

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3816026/


In the recent study Baati et al. [14] showed that the oral administration of the fullerene C60 suspension in olive oil retards senescence of rats. Herewith, median and maximum life span increase approximately twice. Moreover, it was shown that rats treated with fullerene C60 demonstrated high resistance to carbon tetrachloride. Toxicity of this substance is mediated by ROS generation [15]. According to this fact and results of biochemical tests fullerene C60 was proposed to be of high antioxidant activity in vivo. Due to the free-radical theory of aging, highly active antioxidant activity can be the basis for unique antiaging (geroprotective) properties.

https://www.amazon.com/Global-Healing-Supercharged-Micro-Activated-Detoxification/dp/B091V817N9?aa_adgroupid=_Ampd__PDP___C60_Supplement___B091V817N9_157085858059&aa_campaignid=_Ampd__PDP___C60_Supplement___B091V817N9_20869459602&aa_creativeid=ampd-ad-685140332363_kwd-439004762379_dev-u_ext-0_ca-20869459602_ag-157085858059&maas=maas_adg_api_593861328996149122_macro_1_34&ref_=aa_maas&tag=maas&gbraid=0AAAAApl9nDGth6PUzTOTzB9j7Bxlpz16x&gclid=Cj0KCQjwqcO_BhDaARIsACz62vPAuBgp5o52J62BrySiSS9F6UG81s0XuJIejgEyfjYxaTNeblLygrcaAlWrEALw_wcB

10 hours ago, futureman said:

Nah most of those nature products seem super fake, you are likely just eating charcoal. Plus I would wait for human clinical trials at least.

Turns out you can make C60 at home with large current zapping of graphite in a pure argon box, and since it is not water soluble it should be easy to separate it from all the other carbon allotropes.

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11 minutes ago, linux said:

Turns out you can make C60 at home with large current zapping of graphite in a pure argon box, and since it is not water soluble it should be easy to separate it from all the other carbon allotropes.

Everybody knows that

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lol, new commemorative cups are on the way  

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22 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

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lol, new commemorative cups are on the way  

Someone could remind him that several teams have already beaten the #1 ranked baseball team this season, in games I’m sure he was aware of. 

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I went to TexAgs expecting celebration. These guys are really down.

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Then there's this mantra followed by an element of truth.

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Maybe you're just doing less with less. You have lesser coaches working for historically mediocre programs that don't recruit at high levels unless there's lots of money or the recruits have been indoctrinated from an early age. 

The assumption that A&M is somehow "more" or a sleeping giant is a part of your dishonest mythology that includes stories of the corps loading artillery onto a flatcar to shell Waco or how you're the victim in every riot you started. The absurd tragedy of the bonfire fiasco is turned into something heroic. You build an idiotically big tower of logs without a safe plan for doing so.

The day will not come that the veil that hides the extraordinariness will be lifted for all will see how wonderful A&M really is. There is no veil. Everybody sees a bunch of weirdos. Fine, embrace that. Congratulate yourselves on delusions of being a "part of something bigger than yourselves."

Constant self-congratulation and certainty that nothing can be wrong is the magic combination for success in any endeavor. Keep up the good work!

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1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

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lol, new commemorative cups are on the way  

Channel 9 Reaction GIF by Married At First Sight

45 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I went to TexAgs expecting celebration. These guys are really down.

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Then there's this mantra followed by an element of truth.

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Maybe you're just doing less with less. You have lesser coaches working for historically mediocre programs that don't recruit at high levels unless there's lots of money or the recruits have been indoctrinated from an early age. 

The assumption that A&M is somehow "more" or a sleeping giant is a part of your dishonest mythology that includes stories of the corps loading artillery onto a flatcar to shell Waco or how you're the victim in every riot you started. The absurd tragedy of the bonfire fiasco is turned into something heroic. You build an idiotically big tower of logs without a safe plan for doing so.

The day will not come that the veil that hides the extraordinariness will be lifted for all will see how wonderful A&M really is. There is no veil. Everybody sees a bunch of weirdos. Fine, embrace that. Congratulate yourselves on delusions of being a "part of something bigger than yourselves."

Constant self-congratulation and certainty that nothing can be wrong is the magic combination for success in any endeavor. Keep up the good work!

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59 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Maybe you're just doing less with less. You have lesser coaches working for historically mediocre programs that don't recruit at high levels unless there's lots of money or the recruits have been indoctrinated from an early age. 

The assumption that A&M is somehow "more" or a sleeping giant is a part of your dishonest mythology that includes stories of the corps loading artillery onto a flatcar to shell Waco or how you're the victim in every riot you started. The absurd tragedy of the bonfire fiasco is turned into something heroic. You build an idiotically big tower of logs without a safe plan for doing so.

The day will not come that the veil that hides the extraordinariness will be lifted for all will see how wonderful A&M really is. There is no veil. Everybody sees a bunch of weirdos. Fine, embrace that. Congratulate yourselves on delusions of being a "part of something bigger than yourselves."

Constant self-congratulation and certainty that nothing can be wrong is the magic combination for success in any endeavor. Keep up the good work!

I read this initially not knowing the author. Upon conclusion, I thought, "This sounds like Roma." Boom!

Well done, RV!

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I went to TexAgs expecting celebration. These guys are really down.

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Aggy needs to take UH’s name out of their mouths. Phi Slamma Jama was an absolute powerhouse program with a FF and back to back championship game appearances. There’s no comparison.

On 4/5/2025 at 9:35 AM, Magus Ossis said:

This. We are TEXAS, and CDC was a bases-loaded home run hire for AD. They are not randomly going to find themselves where we are.

Hey! They used to have Bill Byrne, their greatest AD ever (plus, he hated Texas). They can always steal his son, Greg Byrne, from Bama. 

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9 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

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lol, new commemorative cups are on the way  

Billy!

 

 

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I am surprised he did not ban the entire board after posting and liking that thread calling him out

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"I'm not wasting much time on this on my Sunday evening..."

/Proceeds to write six paragraphs

That’s a invitation to a fight in the parking lot

William, William, William, Aggie to the core.

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I'm not sure any programs in Division 1 care as much as Aggies do about what it means for their program to upset a highly ranked team.

I suppose we should envy them their ability to share the same thrill as an Appalachian State fan. "Remember that time we beat Alabama? Program defining moment!"

Next come the championships.

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t Alabama baseball sweep #1 on the road just a couple of weeks ago?  

Don't ask Billy. He has no idea. 

10 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

William, William, William, Aggie to the core.

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I'm not sure any programs in Division 1 care as much as Aggies do about what it means for their program to upset a highly ranked team.

I suppose we should envy them their ability to share the same thrill as an Appalachian State fan. "Remember that time we beat Alabama? Program defining moment!"

Next come the championships.

Personally, I’d rather BE a highly ranked team. At the end of the season, not the beginning.
 

Then again, Aggies don’t understand lots of things. Like winning. Or hygiene. 
 

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AL beat Auburn MBB ,  and swept Aggie in baseball (although aggie had long ago dropped from #1) and took one from #1 TN all in the last 30 days.  Rare indeed. I'm sure AL hoisted a new banner for that,  I just can't seem to find the article.  I will keep looking.    

Well the basketball coach who beat the #1 team left, and the baseball coach who beat the #1 team was on the hot seat less than 30 games into his tenure. So they got that going for them, which is nice.

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On 4/6/2025 at 10:25 AM, UncleSonny said:

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lol, new commemorative cups are on the way  

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This probably belongs in the Stoopid Kweschuns thread, but...

Is there a Miz Billy to comfort our boy after a hard day banning customers?

 

7 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

This probably belongs in the Stoopid Kweschuns thread, but...

Is there a Miz Billy to comfort our boy after a hard day banning customers?

 

Yes, I believe she works for the university.

3 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Yes, I believe she works for the university.

Anything to do with judging meat?

 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.  The contrast.

I've posted the links to the actual tweets below - watch the embedded videos, w/ the audio.  Even funnier.  (The band vs. the engine noise ... 😂  😂  😂.)

 

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JIMBO

https://x.com/BrentZwerneman/status/937386757993172992

 

BUCKY

https://x.com/CarterKarels/status/1909268451501170796

 

 

Downgraded from a Gulfstream to a Challenger. Lol

34 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Anything to do with judging meat?

 

Probably not, given who she's married to. 

34 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Downgraded from a Gulfstream to a Challenger. Lol

No red carpet, no band, no plaque.  

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

No red carpet, no band, no plaque.  

Yep, those too.

He’s lucky they didn’t send a crop duster to pick him up.

Yes, I believe she works for the university.

You sure about that? Google search doesn’t show anything. Just pictures of Billy
4 minutes ago, Updawg said:


You sure about that? Google search doesn’t show anything. Just pictures of Billy


Posted in another A&M thread. 

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