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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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9 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

So is part of the joke that a Mt., Rushmore involving A&M only has 3 people?

Gonna need a second mountain range. Elko takes up one by hisself. 

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9 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

So is part of the joke that a Mt., Rushmore involving A&M only has 3 people?

They ran out of time, it's their way. 

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First comes the commitment, then the right coach, then the culture change. Elko (24-14 overall record as HC. zero conference championships), Bucky (99-52 overall record. zero P4 experience. notable mention from his wikipedia page - "his team posted a 96–83 upset at Belmont on December 5, 2020"), and Early (never been a head coach) have been in college station for a combined two years and five months. Next comes the great enshittening. 

41 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

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Brilliant find! I'm still laughing.

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C'mon, man! Give me something to work with here!

 

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Liucci was born a redass aggie. He lives in College Station. He's never known anything but aggieness, from school to sports to living, it's all the same. Obviously this clearly qualifies him as an expert who can speak to the world about who they are and what they represent and blah blah blah. 

Yet somehow, this clown also speaks authoritatively about winning coaches, winning players, winning strategies, winning cultures, on and on. He's allowed to do so by the aggie faithful, but that's okay since they're all lemmings and need one of their own to tell them what they want to hear in an unexamined way.

On the other hand, how is this guy allowed to speak to the rest of the public and to other media regarding anything on winning? He has no idea, no history, and no background to point him having been close to anything or anyone who knows a damned thing about winning. That infamous tweet was taken seriously by people and retweeted at the time. As if Liucci had any tools for knowing whether Fisher, Williams or Schlossnagle were actually going to be able to win anything at the time. Even now, he has the temerity to respond to the mockery by claiming that he was right at the time. 

That fucking rube is actually an expert on losing. When he starts predicting, we should start betting on the opposite. 

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Liucci was born a redass aggie. He lives in College Station. He's never known anything but aggieness, from school to sports to living, it's all the same. Obviously this clearly qualifies him as an expert who can speak to the world about who they are and what they represent and blah blah blah. 

Yet somehow, this clown also speaks authoritatively about winning coaches, winning players, winning strategies, winning cultures, on and on. He's allowed to do so by the aggie faithful, but that's okay since they're all lemmings and need one of their own to tell them what they want to hear in an unexamined way.

On the other hand, how is this guy allowed to speak to the rest of the public and to other media regarding anything on winning? He has no idea, no history, and no background to point him having been close to anything or anyone who knows a damned thing about winning. That infamous tweet was taken seriously by people and retweeted at the time. As if Liucci had any tools for knowing whether Fisher, Williams or Schlossnagle were actually going to be able to win anything at the time. Even now, he has the temerity to respond to the mockery by claiming that he was right at the time. 

That fucking rube is actually an expert on losing. When he starts predicting, we should start betting on the opposite. 

I assume Liucci has gotten wealthy or at least earns a good living off of telling Aggies what they want to hear.  Got to give him props for that.  

38 minutes ago, Classic Rock said:

The trouble with Texas A&M.....is that it's full of Aggies.

So you're suggesting prima nocta for all the aggy women?

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The underlying tweet is posted upthread.  It's just fun when it makes MBG.

12 minutes ago, nnm said:

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The underlying tweet is posted upthread.  It's just fun when it makes MBG.

MBG is the gift that keeps on giving all year long. 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

So you're suggesting prima nocta for all the aggy women?

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

So you're suggesting prima nocta for all the aggy women?

Dear god, no!

 

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2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I assume Liucci has gotten wealthy or at least earns a good living off of telling Aggies what they want to hear.  Got to give him props for that.  

Don't forget his 15% skim off NIL money.

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4 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

I assume Liucci has gotten wealthy or at least earns a good living off of telling Aggies what they want to hear.  Got to give him props for that.  

This had me go down a rabbit hole. He can obviously afford to kick off users that disagree with the hive mind since he does so at an alarming rate.

-He claims 13k+ subscribers to Texags premium at $16.99 per month. So throw in the additional tiers (one lower for $5/mo and one higher for $25/mo) let's go with $250,000 a month based solely on subscriptions.

-I am not sure what kinda of ad revenue he is bringing in, claiming 550,000 unique visitors and 35 million page views per month (@immamac could prob provide an estimate)

-This is a "business" that has 43 paid employees and 20 interns.... WTF

-13 of the 20 interns are female co-eds that I guarantee were personally hired by looch

https://texags.com/staff

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Don't forget his 15% skim off NIL money.

-He got rid of that random "Stacked" or whatever he calls it and now it is called "Aggies United". Zero mention of what type of cut that he takes out of it, probably pretty high https://texags.com/united/faq

-Looch 44 hasn't been updated since 2021...wonder why he even has it on there still and truly shocked he hasn't retroactively done previous years secretly

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9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This had me go down a rabbit hole. He can obviously afford to kick off users that disagree with the hive mind since he does so at an alarming rate.

-He claims 13k+ subscribers to Texags premium at $16.99 per month. So throw in the additional tiers (one lower for $5/mo and one higher for $25/mo) let's go with $250,000 a year based solely on subscriptions.

-I am not sure what kinda of ad revenue he is bringing in claiming 550,000 unique visitors and 35 million page views per month (@immamac could prob provide an estimate)

-This is a "business" that has 43 paid employees and 20 interns.... WTF

-13 of the 20 interns are female co-eds that I guarantee were personally hired by looch

https://texags.com/staff

-He got rid of that random "Stacked" or whatever he calls it and now it is called "Aggies United". Zero mention of what type of cut that he takes out of it, probably pretty high https://texags.com/united/faq

-Looch 44 hasn't been updated since 2021...wonder why he even has it on there still and truly shocked he hasn't retroactively done previous years secretly

and finally... NSFL

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"Her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between" is abuse of the English language.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

"Her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between" is abuse of the English language.

I am much more concerned about her passion being 110% satisfaction for friends and customers. Sounds like a sexual threat

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"Her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between" is abuse of the English language.

It's also way too much information.

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This had me go down a rabbit hole. He can obviously afford to kick off users that disagree with the hive mind since he does so at an alarming rate.

-He claims 13k+ subscribers to Texags premium at $16.99 per month. So throw in the additional tiers (one lower for $5/mo and one higher for $25/mo) let's go with $250,000 a year based solely on subscriptions.

-I am not sure what kinda of ad revenue he is bringing in claiming 550,000 unique visitors and 35 million page views per month (@immamac could prob provide an estimate)

-This is a "business" that has 43 paid employees and 20 interns.... WTF

-13 of the 20 interns are female co-eds that I guarantee were personally hired by looch

https://texags.com/staff

-He got rid of that random "Stacked" or whatever he calls it and now it is called "Aggies United". Zero mention of what type of cut that he takes out of it, probably pretty high https://texags.com/united/faq

-Looch 44 hasn't been updated since 2021...wonder why he even has it on there still and truly shocked he hasn't retroactively done previous years secretly

and finally... NSFL

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at $1 CPM that's 35k/mo which i'd imagine they do and they leave ads for subs which is hilarious. Plus they sell sponsored boards. I would assume they do close to 100k/mo in revenue, maybe more. 

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This had me go down a rabbit hole. He can obviously afford to kick off users that disagree with the hive mind since he does so at an alarming rate.

-He claims 13k+ subscribers to Texags premium at $16.99 per month. So throw in the additional tiers (one lower for $5/mo and one higher for $25/mo) let's go with $250,000 a year based solely on subscriptions.

-I am not sure what kinda of ad revenue he is bringing in claiming 550,000 unique visitors and 35 million page views per month (@immamac could prob provide an estimate)

-This is a "business" that has 43 paid employees and 20 interns.... WTF

-13 of the 20 interns are female co-eds that I guarantee were personally hired by looch

https://texags.com/staff

-He got rid of that random "Stacked" or whatever he calls it and now it is called "Aggies United". Zero mention of what type of cut that he takes out of it, probably pretty high https://texags.com/united/faq

-Looch 44 hasn't been updated since 2021...wonder why he even has it on there still and truly shocked he hasn't retroactively done previous years secretly

and finally... NSFL

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Isn't 13,000 subscribers at $17/mo = $2,652,000/yr?

3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Isn't 13,000 subscribers at $17/mo = $2,652,000/yr?

Typo, meant Month not year

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This had me go down a rabbit hole. He can obviously afford to kick off users that disagree with the hive mind since he does so at an alarming rate.

-He claims 13k+ subscribers to Texags premium at $16.99 per month. So throw in the additional tiers (one lower for $5/mo and one higher for $25/mo) let's go with $250,000 a year based solely on subscriptions.

-I am not sure what kinda of ad revenue he is bringing in claiming 550,000 unique visitors and 35 million page views per month (@immamac could prob provide an estimate)

-This is a "business" that has 43 paid employees and 20 interns.... WTF

-13 of the 20 interns are female co-eds that I guarantee were personally hired by looch

https://texags.com/staff

-He got rid of that random "Stacked" or whatever he calls it and now it is called "Aggies United". Zero mention of what type of cut that he takes out of it, probably pretty high https://texags.com/united/faq

-Looch 44 hasn't been updated since 2021...wonder why he even has it on there still and truly shocked he hasn't retroactively done previous years secretly

and finally... NSFL

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Don't forget that Liucci doesn't own Texags. He's a paid employee. He's not even the CEO. It's owned, nominally, by Hunter Goodwin. The CEO is someone named Brandon Jones (not that Brandon Jones, duh, this one is obviously white). 
https://texags.com/staff

While he apparently bought his mom a home in sugarland, there is a reason he lives in a house like this in College Station:
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Although, to be fair, that might actually be a College Station 8. Fuck if I know. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

at $1 CPM that's 35k/mo which i'd imagine they do and they leave ads for subs which is hilarious. Plus they sell sponsored boards. I would assume they do close to 100k/mo in revenue, maybe more. 

Sounds about right. So 100k/mo for ads, 250k/mo for subs plus podcast ads, events, merch etc. So Texas Ags is probably generating about 4-5 million a year

-40ish employees averaging $65-75k per year is about 3 mill

-Production costs, servers and all that other tech and media shit has to eat up a large chunk of the rest

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Don't forget that Liucci doesn't own Texags. He's a paid employee. He's not even the CEO. It's owned, nominally, by Hunter Goodwin. The CEO is someone named Brandon Jones (not that Brandon Jones, duh, this one is obviously white).

 Did they make a documentary about this Brandon Jones too?

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Don't forget that Liucci doesn't own Texags. He's a paid employee. He's not even the CEO. It's owned, nominally, by Hunter Goodwin. The CEO is someone named Brandon Jones (not that Brandon Jones, duh, this one is obviously white). 
https://texags.com/staff

While he apparently bought his mom a home in sugarland, there is a reason he lives in a house like this in College Station:
Google street view image for 4219 Rocky Creek Trl, College Station, TX 77845

 

Although, to be fair, that might actually be a College Station 8. Fuck if I know. 

wait, what the fuck? I never paid attention, but I thought he owned it. He is just the Eric Nahlin of aggy?

1 minute ago, immamac said:

wait, what the fuck? I never paid attention, but I thought he owned it. He is just the Eric Nahlin of aggy?

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12 minutes ago, immamac said:

wait, what the fuck? I never paid attention, but I thought he owned it. He is just the Eric Nahlin of aggy?

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He "owns" it in every way except the actual definition. Although, I'd imagine he has some percent of ownership given the partnership formation in 2008.

I'd also bet there are other revenue sources we are not considering.

24 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Sounds about right. So 100k/mo for ads, 250k/mo for subs plus podcast ads, events, merch etc. So Texas Ags is probably generating about 4-5 million a year

-40ish employees averaging $65-75k per year is about 3 mill

-Production costs, servers and all that other tech and media shit has to eat up a large chunk of the rest

 Did they make a documentary about this Brandon Jones too?

So it all comes down to about tree fiddy, right @blacklab?

4 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

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He "owns" it in every way except the actual definition. Although, I'd imagine he has some percent of ownership given the partnership formation in 2008.

I'd also bet there are other revenue sources we are not considering.

Podcasting is definitely a money maker for them, I am sure they have multiple plus youtube. I bet they do live events and possibly host streams for non rev sports. I know for a fact they were also making money during that "Greatest class ever" through one of their sponsors who essentially ran the bag game together in lock step

1 minute ago, Updawg said:

Why do they need so many employees

They don't. Not a chance they need that head count to run that shit. I would walk through that office like Ari Gold with a paintball gun. They have fucking 4! customer support people on staff, AI or a bangaledsh call center would more than suffice at 1/20th of the cost

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13 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Why do they need so many employees

To shear the sheep prior to satisfying the customers 110%

57 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I am much more concerned about her passion being 110% satisfaction for friends and customers. Sounds like a sexual threat

Considering your carnal encounters with KKL, Dolores seems right in your wheelhouse. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Considering your carnal encounters with KKL, Dolores seems right in your wheelhouse. 

ughhhh sighhhh

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

Don't forget his 15% skim off NIL money.

Or Covid PPP money he pocketed.  That’s when all those FTEs really paid off. 

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37 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Why do they need so many employees

40 employees to generate 4-5 mill in revenue is not good.    

37 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

40 employees to generate 4-5 mill in revenue is not good.    

consider the content and the customer base.

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50 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

40 employees to generate 4-5 mill in revenue is not good.    

How many aggies does it take to run a website?

15 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

consider the content and the customer base.

Also not good

1 hour ago, immamac said:

wait, what the fuck? I never paid attention, but I thought he owned it. He is just the Eric Nahlin of aggy?

Nahlin owns a piece of IT. Liucci probably gets a cut too. But he’s not Geoff Ketchum. He’s Taylor Estes with bigger tits. 

I know Bobby made a nice egg from Rivals/247/On3, but who’s bank rolling OTF? I know most of the guys have day jobs but, I assume Gerry and CJ are full time. Are they already self sustaining from subs and ads or do they have a backer?

3 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

40 employees to generate 4-5 mill in revenue is not good.    

They need at least two employees to provide directions to the stadium on game days, and two employees to help older Ags find their lost rings.

7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

They have fucking 4! customer support people on staff, AI or a bangaledsh call center would more than suffice at 1/20th of the cost

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Can you imagine?  "Thank you for calling TexAgs tech support. Saw varsity's horns off.  My name is Rajesh ... how can I help you today?" 

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11 hours ago, nnm said:

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The underlying tweet is posted upthread.  It's just fun when it makes MBG.



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A profoundly moving story.

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Roma, how can you be so cold? Yep, pretty deep friendship.

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Beginning of a deep relationship. Still the first meeting:

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You know, deep stuff. Continuing, we see that this isn't just a routine visit with a car salesman.

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I got sorta choked up here. So much must transpire after this first meeting. Fishing trips. Bowling. Long nights musing and laughing. I read on. Our scribe friend writes on:

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Text messages! For years! We're talking real bonding. They live two hours apart, an insurmountable distance for personal contact! Still, people can have very meaningful contact via the written word. Olin is a writer, after all.

Let's see how it goes:

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And you never intitiated these text exchanges, Olin. You're busy in College Station. He's busy in Hutto. Busy. Tragic news is to come. Olin's deep friendship with Chad is evident in how Olin learns the sad truth.

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Doesn't get much more involved and personal than that with a "life long friend."

 

Of course, Olin mustered the same gumption that got him to Schlossnagel's t.u. press conference to drive the two hours to his dear friend's bedside.

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The note about the dominos game with his wife is a nice pitch-perfect non-trivialization of receiving the dire news. A guy I don't know messaged me that a car salesman I met six years ago and hadn't seen since had died a day and a half before. You were clearly as dear to Chad as he was to you, Olin.

Surely, Olin now goes to see Chad in his final repose.

Welll, maybe not:

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Still, Olin has all those fond memories of the truck salesman in whose presence he was only in once.

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We'll always have Paris, Chad.

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