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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I would throw in Amari Niblack because he's a weapon that is called a tight end, but he's going to be a hybrid tight end-receiver. Damn, he looks good physically and catching the ball, getting upfield. I don't know what was going on at Texas other than him being behind Gunnar Helm, who was one of the best tight ends in the country. Maybe it's that Holmon Wiggins is his guy.

Maybe, just maybe, it's because he's not a TE, but rather, a big and slow receiver?

Just spit balling, though...

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Holy shit, they are likely not going to score another offensive point against us in November.

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, they are likely not going to score another offensive point against us in November.

“Another” implies they scored at least one. 

1 minute ago, nnm said:

“Another” implies they scored at least one. 

I mean the series is over 100 games, they have scored many an offensive point against Texas.

To get to 10 and in the playoff or nine and show noteworthy improvement, Reed has to make a big leap. That's understandable. I believe he can. I believe he will, but he has to do it.
 
The absolute best parts of Bilbo's su shine pumping is how he always sprinkles in 10 win predictions, he is always hedging them of course, always calling it a ceiling of course, but it is always there for the flavoraide drinking morons. Nevermind that this has only happened once in the entire 21st century, we are a quarter done with it.

Bilbo the “sous vide” chef.

Hook’em!!!
13 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, they are likely not going to score another offensive point against us in November.

13 hours ago, nnm said:

“Another” implies they scored at least one. 

Technically, extra point conversion is an offensive play, so...

 

Ok. I’m convinced. I will not sign with UT tomorrow like I planned and will sign with Aggie. Cash deposit is required though. 

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Two things.

  1. College educated Aggie.
  2. No1 compares 2U, most cool guy, with your Purple Rain style.

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Here’s a pic of “most cool guy”
 

 

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11 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Ok. I’m convinced. I will not sign with UT tomorrow like I planned and will sign with Aggie. Cash deposit is required though. 

Venmo will work if the kid doesn't want to get anywhere near the freaks. 

18 hours ago, nnm said:

 

15 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Two things.

  1. College educated Aggie.
  2. No1 compares 2U, most cool guy with your Purple Rain style.

This is such a troll post that it wouldn’t have occurred to me to post it here, because it’s not even close to being believable.

I prefer the posts that are at least possibly legit.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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That's a weird way for the guy to beg his peers to buy his family baseball tickets for Saturday and Sunday. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's a weird way for the guy to beg his peers to buy his family baseball tickets for Saturday and Sunday. 

It's probably the most Aggy way to request it.

38 minutes ago, BruceVonClaude said:

Aggies don't lose, we just ran out of time couldn't clone dcg4403

He and Dolly have at a minimum exchanged DNA so maybe bring the sheep?

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Olin shares the crisp articulation of Ivy League Elko.

 

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Elko dapper as ever. I think the dark baby boy look really sets off his figure.

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Olin gets us rolling with a paraphrase of Elko. 

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Mike is "peeved." He's demanding perfection. He is the model of perfection himself!

How peeved is he? He's pissed. He's a bad man. He's incoherent!

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He's just trying to drive it. He really is. Really. Driving it. Yea, boy. Cookin' with gas!

And the guys are still lifting weights, going to practice on time, putting the used towels in the right bin, throwing the pig back and forth.

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Like  a lethal Dorito: crisp and sharp.

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Now lay some Ivy League education on us. He wasn't just a football player, ya know.

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Concerning the portal, Elko channels Yogi Berra. On adding:

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Now who can disagree with that?

6 hours ago, Deej said:

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SPANX for Elko

*Fall 2025 Collection

 (in stores this June)

9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Olin shares the crisp articulation of Ivy League Elko.

 

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Elko dapper as ever. I think the dark baby boy look really sets off his figure.

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Olin gets us rolling with a paraphrase of Elko. 

image.png.f98b2d8f1d7c35fea3195fd4baa3b4fa.png

Mike is "peeved." He's demanding perfection. He is the model of perfection himself!

How peeved is he? He's pissed. He's a bad man. He's incoherent!

image.png.c14cec788b39eb58b167cea626a058dc.png

He's just trying to drive it. He really is. Really. Driving it. Yea, boy. Cookin' with gas!

And the guys are still lifting weights, going to practice on time, putting the used towels in the right bin, throwing the pig back and forth.

image.png.17317259c4260b7de6ce2beaa7ff4872.png

Like  a lethal Dorito: crisp and sharp.

image.png.5fad1d5037ef2ca53e1bc8e4734c9853.pngMmmmm, Doritos.

 

Now lay some Ivy League education on us. He wasn't just a football player, ya know.

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Concerning the portal, Elko channels Yogi Berra. On adding:

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Now who can disagree with that?

Elmo gotta be the only head coach in history to wear a moo moo on the sideline right?

4 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Elmo gotta be the only head coach in history to wear a moo moo on the sideline right?

Do you even Mangino, bro?

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14 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Olin shares the crisp articulation of Ivy League Elko.

 

image.png.d2e32929897789a15351679192a41e30.png

Elko dapper as ever. I think the dark baby boy look really sets off his figure.

image.png.33796185e64c4cddb169d1214184466e.png

Olin gets us rolling with a paraphrase of Elko. 

image.png.f98b2d8f1d7c35fea3195fd4baa3b4fa.png

Mike is "peeved." He's demanding perfection. He is the model of perfection himself!

How peeved is he? He's pissed. He's a bad man. He's incoherent!

image.png.c14cec788b39eb58b167cea626a058dc.png

He's just trying to drive it. He really is. Really. Driving it. Yea, boy. Cookin' with gas!

And the guys are still lifting weights, going to practice on time, putting the used towels in the right bin, throwing the pig back and forth.

image.png.17317259c4260b7de6ce2beaa7ff4872.png

Like  a lethal Dorito: crisp and sharp.

image.png.5fad1d5037ef2ca53e1bc8e4734c9853.pngMmmmm, Doritos.

 

Now lay some Ivy League education on us. He wasn't just a football player, ya know.

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Concerning the portal, Elko channels Yogi Berra. On adding:

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Now who can disagree with that?

I read this, after watching this tub of goo trade actual talent into the portal with a bunch of JAGs out of the portal and I’m momentarily perplexed. Does The Elk really believe that he’s got a great roster? Or does he just realize that that’s the only thing he can say to aggie reporters and fans that will keep them quiet for the most part?

This a bad team he’s about to field. Dumbasses who don’t follow them will drive by and say “yeah, yeah, yall say that and then they always go 8-4”. No, sometimes they go 5-7. The ceiling for this team in 2025, barring something wild in the portal in the next few days, is 7-6. The schedule is unforgiving, they lost key talent, and the roster is hilariously overrated. I fully expect the lazy AP voters to have them in the top 20 and I am excited about it. 

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looooooch

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That loser is really scraping to claim victimhood with this baseball season. He really is a pathetic bitch. 

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looooooch

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"Texas isn't going to run the SEC the way they did the Big 12."

Oh, we're running it.

They have a weird fetish about really analyzing our schedule in all sports.   And complaining about it 

 

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Well, we're the top team so we can't play the top 5. 

Such a huge advantage for Texas, getting Auburn, ranked 8th in the country instead of Tennessee ranked 4th.

Sankey stuck it to aggy again!

I’m drunk

 

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There’s a thread on aggie 247 about Lance Zurlein evaluating the aggie draft prospects and he concludes that Turner is the best of their prospects and that all 3 will go in the first 70 picks. 

The thread tumbles into angst about those guys not really doing anything at ATM and handwringing about Elko and his program’s development skills, or lack thereof. Then this guy flies in over the top with an all time heater:

Byew said... (original post) I could be wrong but I think the personnel was different than a typical Elko D. I think it might be far more effective this year with less talent.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There’s a thread on aggie 247 about Lance Zurlein evaluating the aggie draft prospects and he concludes that Turner is the best of their prospects and that all 3 will go in the first 70 picks. 

The thread tumbles into angst about those guys not really doing anything at ATM and handwringing about Elko and his program’s development skills, or lack thereof. Then this guy flies in over the top with an all time heater:

Byew said... (original post) I could be wrong but I think the personnel was different than a typical Elko D. I think it might be far more effective this year with less talent.

The best part about that post is Elko was the one who recruited all 3 of those top 70 guys they’re losing who supposedly didn’t fit his scheme. 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Byew said... (original post) I could be wrong but I think the personnel was different than a typical Elko D. I think it might be far more effective this year with less talent.

If only we could capture, store, and then harness their copium as an endless energy source 

Ah yes, they’re in the system guys will make for a better end product coping phase. Next up, “veiled” racism after they figure out Reed can’t throw. 

On 4/18/2025 at 9:40 AM, closetojumping said:

I fully expect the lazy AP voters to have them in the top 20 and I am excited about it. 

A&M has been ranked in the last six AP preseason polls. But they've been ranked in just one of the last six AP end-of-season polls. Even during the miserable 2010s we were never that ridiculously overrated.

Eventually they have to figure it out.

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There’s a thread on aggie 247 about Lance Zurlein evaluating the aggie draft prospects and he concludes that Turner is the best of their prospects and that all 3 will go in the first 70 picks. 

The thread tumbles into angst about those guys not really doing anything at ATM and handwringing about Elko and his program’s development skills, or lack thereof. Then this guy flies in over the top with an all time heater:

Byew said... (original post) I could be wrong but I think the personnel was different than a typical Elko D. I think it might be far more effective this year with less talent.

I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet

1 hour ago, IBuryPaul said:

I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet

Illusory truth effect

2 hours ago, IBuryPaul said:

I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet

Fish camp

 

Last poster - user name definitely does not check out ... 

 

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ah yes, they’re in the system guys will make for a better end product coping phase. Next up, “veiled” racism after they figure out Reed can’t throw. 

Veiled? Haha

2 hours ago, IBuryPaul said:

I'm just curious. Is there a term for posting completely made up bullshit and then passing it around until, with no basis, it becomes a folklore fact? You will hear the above repeated over and over again throughout the summer. Bet

Looch knows the term.

I'm out right now so can't pull the pics over. If someone wants to grab the screenshots from LHF's twitter, apparently Marcel Reed has been absolutely shit in their spring game and the natives are restless.

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