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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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It’s amazing how we have to fill holes to replace our depth (portal), while aggy is just concerned with making their current depth “happy,” even though they aren’t the quality we’re looking for.

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They seem to fill their glory holes consistently.

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On top of their historical norm of one 10 win season every decade or so, they also don't seem to get that the only times that they have ever become a "force" in recruiting is when a few things tend to line up perfectly:

  1. Texas is wrapped around the axle and has fucked itself up.
  2. They find some flash in the pan gimmick (Sumlin/Manziel) or just go all in on rampant cheating (RC, Sherrill, Jimbo, et al.).
  3. They are pushing the envelope to places that others are not willing to go (2022 class).  

When all three of those things are not in play, they sit at their historical mean. An above average team with no real hope for the top of the sport. When all three of those things are in play, they are an easy target for the NCAA. The legal pay for play era has done more harm for A&M, Bama, LSU, and OU than I could have ever hoped. 

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18 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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I mean I'd fucking love to know the name of the donor we have that just won't tap out or quit. Texas One Fund would like to know too. 

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

On top of their historical norm of one 10 win season every decade or so, they also don't seem to get that the only times that they have ever become a "force" in recruiting is when a few things tend to line up perfectly:

  1. Texas is wrapped around the axle and has fucked itself up.
  2. They find some flash in the pan gimmick (Sumlin/Manziel) or just go all in on rampant cheating (RC, Sherrill, Jimbo, et al.).
  3. They are pushing the envelope to places that others are not willing to go (2022 class).  

When all three of those things are not in play, they sit at their historical mean. An above average team with no real hope for the top of the sport. When all three of those things are in play, they are an easy target for the NCAA. The legal pay for play era has done more harm for A&M, Bama, LSU, and OU than I could have ever hoped. 

The funny thing is if their AD hadn't just finished lighting $77 MM on fire they'd probably have the donor base to be better in this landscape than their historical baseline.

Just now, WBT said:

The funny thing is if their AD hadn't just finished lighting $77 MM on fire they'd probably have the donor base to be better in this landscape than their historical baseline.

I would agree, but they always seem to be doing something like that. If they aren't squandering resources they are running off coaches, making general asses of themselves in a public domain, and continuing the institutional delusion of their fanbase through lies and propaganda that later gets disproven in often embarrassing ways. 

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18 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I haven’t noticed Texas needing to negatively recruit against Aggie to get top national EDGE prospects.

I think that they point to success of guys on the Texas roster rather than mention A&M at all. 

"When a kid puts on the University of Texas uniform, we tell him that he's just naturally expected to believe in himself. You hear guys who went to another school in our conference—A&M, Baylor or somewhere—talk for 20 minutes on why they didn't want to go to Texas. But you'll never hear a Longhorn bother to explain why he didn't go to another school." -- DKR

Still holds true today.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

They are so stupid it's painful.

I find it pretty enjoyable, actually

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I find it pretty enjoyable, actually

We don't kink shame. You know there have to be at least 3-4 posters on this thread who pay some large, smelly women to yank their nipple rings as hard as possible. The point is, for some incel adjacent neckbeards pain IS pleasure. I mean, shit, look at all of aggie fandom. 

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9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

We don't kink shame. You know there have to be at least 3-4 posters on this thread who pay some large, smelly women to yank their nipple rings as hard as possible. The point is, for some incel adjacent neckbeards pain IS pleasure. I mean, shit, look at all of aggie fandom. 

It would have cost you $0.00 to not post this. 

Just now, Park Gothic said:

It would have cost you $0.00 to not post this. 

But your reaction, as well as the weirdos on this board involuntarily and furtively looking side to side, is priceless. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

But your reaction, as well as the weirdos on this board involuntarily and furtively looking side to side, is priceless. 

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Top comment: A&M

2nd: gig em

3rd: Texas A&M

4th: aggy

5th: tamu

Advantage: aggy

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

But your reaction, as well as the weirdos on this board involuntarily and furtively looking side to side, is priceless. 

“furtive” is one of my favorite words. I feel like the very sound of it implies its meaning. Also, 💯on some of these people feeling seen, in dark ways, with that post. 

40 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Top comment: A&M

2nd: gig em

3rd: Texas A&M

4th: aggy

5th: tamu

Advantage: aggy

That’s a hilarious thread. 2/3 is pointing out the obvious, that TAMU’s “turditions” are, at the least, embarrassing. 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean I'd fucking love to know the name of the donor we have that just won't tap out or quit. Texas One Fund would like to know too. 

You’re welcome 

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

If they aren't squandering resources

Squandering? Have you not seen their facilitiesfacilitiesfacilties?

 

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They birthed an AggieFact that we spent $4MM on the new DTs and then plug and play from Aggie AI (Astonishing Ignorance) that this is a formula for disaster for t.u.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Squandering? Have you not seen their facilitiesfacilitiesfacilties?

 

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They birthed an AggieFact that we spent $4MM on the new DTs and then plug and play from Aggie AI (Astonishing Ignorance) that this is a formula for disaster for t.u.

The funniest part is that actually overspending on a defensive line and then watching the mercenaries kill all positivity in the culture is what Elko and Fisher actually did at ATM. So, yeah, sure, Texas must be that fucking stupid as well. 

40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The funniest part is that actually overspending on a defensive line and then watching the mercenaries kill all positivity in the culture is what Elko and Fisher actually did at ATM. So, yeah, sure, Texas must be that fucking stupid as well. 

But of course. When you're stupid, that's your only frame of reference to understand the world. It's a hapless type of projection--If Aggie could imagine a non-stupid action, then they wouldn't be Aggie.

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On 4/18/2025 at 1:03 PM, texifornia said:

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Oh, Billy. You’ve never won a championship in anything. No matter who you were playing. 

Except that lone title. In black and white. Before your parents were born. When Hitler was cranking up his war machine. 1939* Remember that one? No, not a single living person does. 

Not an aggy alive has a T-shirt commemorating their ‘39 National Championship. They didn’t even screen print T-shirts back then, plus nobody saw the game on TV. Thats how far back their solo championship goes.

No TV and Hitler! What a combination to associate with for 1939!

Hook’em!!!

Dirty’s was open. That’s why they got to keep Jimbo’s trophy.

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

That is objectively hilarious

I can't wait for the sip media conspiracy posts. 

18 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

We don't kink shame. You know there have to be at least 3-4 posters on this thread who pay some large, smelly women to yank their nipple rings as hard as possible. The point is, for some incel adjacent neckbeards pain IS pleasure. I mean, shit, look at all of aggie fandom. 

Every accusation is a confession, and I can't believe you inserted your mom into this thread. 

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Every accusation is a confession, and I can't believe you inserted your mom into this thread. 

Never use "inserted" and "mom" in the same sentence, unless it also includes "South Austin".

Furtively Squandering has a distinctly Surly feeling. Band? Motto? Objective?

Remains to be seen. But "remains to be seen" might be a tag line in an obituary.

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22 minutes ago, Deej said:

Every accusation is a confession, and I can't believe you inserted your mom into this thread. 

Please. I've got to be in the top 1% of "normal" posters on this website.

Also, I can't grow any kind of beard, including neck. 

33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Please. I've got to be in the top 1% of "normal" posters on this website.

Also, I can't grow any kind of beard, including neck. 

He's telling the truth. He's the Landon Jackson of this board. He's basically Powder 2.0, the angry one. 

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

... the top 1% of "normal" posters on this website.

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12 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Oh, Billy. You’ve never won a championship in anything. No matter who you were playing. 

Except that lone title. In black and white. Before your parents were born. When Hitler was cranking up his war machine. 1939* Remember that one? No, not a single living person does. 

So…doesn’t the fact that we’ve saddled multiple teams with 3 losses keep those teams from being at the top of the conference, and Aggy handing out wins in the first half do the opposite?

7 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Not an aggy alive has a T-shirt commemorating their ‘39 National Championship. They didn’t even screen print T-shirts back then, plus nobody saw the game on TV. Thats how far back their solo championship goes.

No TV and Hitler! What a combination to associate with for 1939!

Hook’em!!!

No actual national championship trophy for A&M, since the Associated Press didn't start awarding its trophy until 1941 and the Dickinson System awarded their trophy to USC as the national champions that year. No player rings or watches either, since those wouldn't be in vogue until decades later. The only actual, non-retroactive trophy A&M has for their last national championship is the Sugar Bowl trophy. The players were also awarded charms for winning the SWC, and there's that infamous tapestry that's always in the signatures of the older, more deranged TexAgs posters.

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A little while back A&M had a football trophy exhibit at the George H.W. Bush Library. It feels uncharitable to call it 'pathetic', but it wasn't especially impressive. They put their 1941 Cotton Bowl trophy on display (from the season we defeated them 7-0, knocked them out of the Rose Bowl, and crushed their hopes of repeating for the national championship) along with a commemorative tapestry from their 1939 and 1940 seasons, a few photos from their 1919 and 1917 undefeated seasons, and various pins, rings and game balls.

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Most of the commemorative memorabilia for A&M's 1939 national title (i.e. the things that actually say 'National Champions' on them) are things A&M created and awarded themselves much later. For example, in 1998 A&M retroactively created and awarded national championship rings to the 26 surviving players from the 1939 team.

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And in 2016, when AFCA put together their short-lived 'Blue Ribbon Commission' headed up by R.C. Slocum, they awarded A&M a retroactive Coaches' Poll trophy for the 1939 season after A&M went through the process of applying for a retroactive award. The commission also awarded Okie Lite a trophy for 1945, TCU a trophy for 1938, and SMU a trophy for 1935 before AFCA presumably realized how silly the process was and stopped the project.

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Forgot to mention, one of the placards at the A&M exhibit in the Bush library actually tried to give A&M credit for the invention of the wishbone offense. It proclaimed "The three-back set known as the wishbone was created by Texas A&M head coach Emory Bellard" with zero additional context 😒 

They also had a whole section of the exhibit dedicated to Reveille. I think the only actual trophies I saw, in addition to what I previously mentioned, were the Manziel Heisman + Cotton Bowl trophies from the 2012 season, Von Miller's Butkus award, their lone Big 12 championship trophy from 1998, and some random Alamo Bowl trophy from the '90s.

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1) Aggie95 is 100% incorrect on the patronage of NIL for ATM. They have a billionaire funding most of it. He’s young and Forbes hasn’t caught on yet, but they’ll track him eventually. He helped sign all of Fisher’s classes and then he okayed the Fisher firing, is paying a lot of the buyout and partnered with Liucci to kill the Stoops hiring. I know the guy personally. Great dude, highly intelligent, self-made. He’s not a schmuck, though and he wants to see solid direction in the program before he lets them go nuts like 2022 again. 

2) Beveridge isn’t really involved with NIL. He’s done some stuff, but with sponsorship only. Booze companies cannot be involved directly with players. This is those idiots manufacturing a premise and then committing their entire community to adopting it as fact. 

3) The mention of Hildebrandt is also laughable. That dude told us “no” straight up and has had every reason one can imagine to avoid helping. Dude played at Texas and is buddies with CDC, but he’s not going to transfer any wealth to young athletes inside the machine at Texas. 

4) Good luck to the imbeciles who think their 16 returners are worth a shit. This is going be hilarious. 

5) For Texas, there are multiple major donors helping at this point, plus corporate, plus significant crowdfunding and mid-level donors too. Those aggies are laughably clueless and they have no idea how far behind they really are. It is gratifying to see.  

I haven't asked about who's donating in like well over a year, because I don't give a fuck, honestly. But the last time I was around ANY conversation about NIL, Beveridge hadn't donated anything to NIL because he's donated a fuck ton to the AD recently. Like 20 million or something pledged to various projects. 

Hildebrand, unless something has changed, hate NIL, doesn't believe in it, and has said he'd never contribute to it. So...as usual they've all made up plenty of fucking shit in their dumb little heads and it's now fact. The list of our billionaires that hate NIL on principle and won't donate is probably bigger than the ones that have/will. 

I'd love it if all the names I mentioned had changed their minds in the last 12-18 months, though. 

EDIT: Damn, missed CTJ's post by THAT much

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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And yet, we were #4 in football, unfucked the basketball issue, and currently are #1 in baseball. Pretty well organized clowns.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He’s not a schmuck, though and he wants to see solid direction in the program before he lets them go nuts like 2022 again.

I feel like not long ago this board had a discussion on possible donor fatigue from lack of ROI, and you were adamant that it’s irrational spending and donor fatigue doesn’t exist because of that.  ROI being the team being good, not personal ROI. 
 

 

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42 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Of the four people mentioned in that post, A&M hired two of them and desperately tried to hire a third as well.

It's very entertaining to see them gloss over their losses on the DL, which was their one real strength last season. They have what 2 guys coming back on the interior that were in rotation last season?

Then they are basically starting over at WR. They got a bunch of similar WRs, short and fast. Let's see how they do when trying to catch ducks from their QB 20 yards down the field against DBs that are bigger and more physcial than them. Their only hope on offense is built around the running game that is returning two guys coming off major injuries behind what is likely a bottom 2-3 OL in the SEC.

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Texas A&M Football!

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That’s fucking savage

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