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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Independent of the previous post, this is just a good one to include.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

  • Congrats to all Teams 

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The achievements against us sorta drops quite a ways after the track boast.

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Split with t.u. in volleyball and basketball. Dominant!

Isn’t there a literal competition between Texas and A&M that shows us who is better between the two? 

And don’t they know this? Like, we can see it on paper how bad it actually is that Texas owns you in athletics this year. 

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Isn’t there a literal competition between Texas and A&M that shows us who is better between the two? 

And don’t they know this? Like, we can see it on paper how bad it actually is that Texas owns you in athletics this year. 

How does that work with baseball series and softball? Does each game count as a point or do you have to win the series?

13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Well, to be fair he might’ve been scared off by someone waving a dildo.

Yet every aggie is a waving dildo.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Yet every aggie is a waving dildo.

While it's certainly true that "Waive Your Dildo" has a bit of cachet to it, particularly as a motto for one's own Little Brotherly Law School, it is my considered opinion that it can not, and does not, plumb the philological (or any other) depths of "Swing Your Sword".  

9 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... this is going to be good.

 

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Aaaand ...

 

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This, I can respect

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Did we get an answer on the longhorn sticker on the bat?  

Schloss secretly put it on there right after he left aggy.

1 minute ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

What the fuck does this mean?

Apparently we don’t blow out enough teams to be scary. 

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I mean this is just patently false, and so ironic since it's the aggies who can never shut the fuck up about how shitty the texas crowds are.

3 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Preseason wasn't a long time ago. 

maybe the early season games were blacked out in college station for some reason

4 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Preseason wasn't a long time ago. 

They have a problem with their collective memory. In all the whooshing down the hill of the roller coaster, they can’t remember the click clack from when they were climbing to the top of the hill. 

Then from season to season, they always forget the rollercoaster of “best team in America” to “we need to fire ____________.”

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Did we get an answer on the longhorn sticker on the bat?  

Each team inspects the other teams bats before the series, sticker is the inspection sticker

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

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wut????

 

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double wut???

#1Ag777, who has an AgTag, is about to get the banhammer. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

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wut????

 

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double wut???

Beating us on tuesdays in baseball and then in a regional where they were much better (thanks ti our coach then and our coach now)  and had to work for it, just means more. 
 

preseason football rankings just mean more.  Football recruiting rankings, occasionally, just mean more. 

 

I don't think anyone can argue with their huge success in the SEC forcing a sinking t.u. to go to the SEC.They forced us.

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I don't know why this cracked me up so much.

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In all seriousness I know someone that actually grilled and ate a crow because of losing a bet and he got extremely sick, I do not recommend it
Zero reason you should get sick from crow if you cook it appropriately. ...this from someone with a poultry science degree and a fair amount of food bacteriology experience.
 

 

7 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I don't know why this cracked me up so much.

 

I always thought the “Dixie Chicken” was their code name for Crow served there. It’s like a staple in their diet.

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No shot, someone posted a quote from one of those retards. Somewhere where they claimed moral victory. I was taken aback; that it isn't a myth after all. 

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Processing another baseball loss, some are more realistic than others.

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1 minute ago, SimkinsMan said:

Processing another baseball loss, some are more realistic than others.

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Billy on the phone right now telling his minions to tell that pussy to meet him in the parking lot, pronto. 

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Spoilering again because it seemed to work. Meltdown after the series lost.

 

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6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Spoilering again because it seemed to work. Meltdown after the series lost.

 

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Doing the lords work 

The mongoloids don’t fathom the fact that if the UT position was open prior to aggy, he’d (Schloss) have tried to get it. Problem at the time was Pierce was batting around .500 on at least getting to the CWS. Hard to fire a coach after making the CWS.

Hook’em!!!

UT and D-F Field is a destination hire, aggy not so much.

Hook’em!!!

Love how that last called strike three went from 6 inches off the plate, to 9 inches, then a foot, and finally over the opposite batter’s box 🤣

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995-ing has been good for Looch.  He could go on a 2 year hunger strike and be just fine.

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Spoilering again because it seemed to work. Meltdown after the series lost.

 

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Rational thinking, seeing the flaws instead of blaming Schloss- YOU'RE A SIP! 

51 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

995-ing has been good for Looch.  He could go on a 2 year hunger strike and be just fine.

Looks like he’s smuggling hams into the park

Liucci was fat forever.  Then a few years ago got meth skinny.  He’s packed it all back on.  

It's Luis the aggies have all had a lobotomy and still think they're nm it, but dildo waving sips have paid off the umps. 

BTW, how's Jace doing? From the aggies boards before the season he was the next Bryce Harper/Mike Trout. Is he spending all of his NIL on black face?

The more they talk about the last pitch, the further outside it gets. 
 

and now im pissed all over again at Tenn and arky for losing 2 of 3 to them to give them a path to the ncaa tournament.  Unless that is what keeps earley- then good show and thanks for the obnoxiously large lead in the conference standings.

1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Why was Looch wearing his winter clothes?

He watches Queer Eye and learned about layering when you’re a fat ass.

They were riding high after taking dosn Tenn and Arkie, and thought they could take down another #1 team. They only problem with problem with that is that we're legit. We crushed their hopes. They truly believed that they could walk in and just win. Then whem they lose it's the umps were paid off, not that they couldn't hit because of our alite pitching

 Ask  Georgia and LSU how that worked for them. Georgia came in leading the conference in home runs, and I believe that got none get zero. Auburn thought they were the shit until we fucked then up. 3  top 3-qp teams got a lessen in how great pitching leadas to great run support. Aggy had zero chance of winning. Even if we take the day off and play just rotational pitchers they're still going to lose. Max Weiner is a fucking baller. 

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