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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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They (aggys) have tons of movies. It's just that ATM ass to mouth isn't really what they hoped for.

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6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

He was genuinely a nice guy, so it was hard to just overtly stick a knife into his guts and twist. 
 

But man it’s tempting. 

When I encounter this, which is sadly frequent, I usually just go along with it and hit em with aggie slop like “Man you think Taurean York ends up going in the first round? Probably second round latest”  and “Realistically, how many teams on the schedule are actually more talented than the Ags?” This usually results in them essentially speaking TexAgs out loud to me and hopefully increases the height of the rollercoaster and makes the October setback hurt even more.  

1 hour ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

When I encounter this, which is sadly frequent, I usually just go along with it and hit em with aggie slop like “Man you think Taurean York ends up going in the first round? Probably second round latest”  and “Realistically, how many teams on the schedule are actually more talented than the Ags?” This usually results in them essentially speaking TexAgs out loud to me and hopefully increases the height of the rollercoaster and makes the October setback hurt even more.  

Arguing with or getting angry at an aggie is as productive as arguing and/or getting upset with flat earth idiots or Scientology person (Scientologist?). Their myths and rhetoric is so ingrained into their minds that all you end up doing is wasting time and energy. Just ignore them, nod at their comments, and get away from them as soon as possible.

Sure, aggie Chad, I get it. Your thetan guided you to college station because aggie grads basically stormed the beach alone in Normandy. Of course Sul Ross was a hero for being the first to debunk the myth of a round planet and is an amazing human being.

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42 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

strong two posts there, Hutt

Sorry for partying

 

Aggies having a huge weekend sweeping Texas and feeling vindicated:

 

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What the fuck does Aggie know...

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...about winning a CWS? Such unjustifiable smugness.

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We just swept them, and we are losers?  Ah the mental gymnastics. 

8 hours ago, Focht Up said:

We just swept them, and we are losers?  Ah the mental gymnastics. 

They can and always will live vicariously through the victory of others over the Longhorns because... that's their only option.

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Is that anything like me remembering parking under I-35 and every bar on 6th street playing James Brown songs for our Qb.  There was a sand volleyball court at one place. dollar draft beers and watching ladies strip to play.  Fun times but I've got MS now and my left side doesn't work. Aggy, who knows or wants too.

14 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Is that anything like me remembering parking under I-35 and every bar on 6th street playing James Brown songs for our Qb.  There was a sand volleyball court at one place. dollar draft beers and watching ladies strip to play.  Fun times but I've got MS now and my left side doesn't work. Aggy, who knows or wants too.

Didn't Aussie's start out on 6th street? I definitely recall some volleyball courts 1 or 2 in the back area of a bar... but... it was the 90s and I've had a head injury or 2 since.

22 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Didn't Aussie's start out on 6th street? I definitely recall some volleyball courts 1 or 2 in the back area of a bar... but... it was the 90s and I've had a head injury or 2 since.

I believe so. Or maybe I'm having false memory

Didn't Aussie's start out on 6th street? I definitely recall some volleyball courts 1 or 2 in the back area of a bar... but... it was the 90s and I've had a head injury or 2 since.

Aussies has been south of Town Lake since at least 1998.

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Where you been man? "So many" have taken notice!

 

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I haven't seen what the fuck he's jabbering about, but I'm sure his account of "so many" is easily substantiated.

If his description is accurate, who wouldn't be outraged that whatever he watched showed the Sooner Schooner as though that was a symbol equal to the toxic demon sign of the ebil Longhorns of t.u.?

 

8 hours ago, hornlife said:

Is that anything like me remembering parking under I-35 and every bar on 6th street playing James Brown songs for our Qb.  There was a sand volleyball court at one place. dollar draft beers and watching ladies strip to play.  Fun times but I've got MS now and my left side doesn't work. Aggy, who knows or wants too.

 

but I've got MS now and my left side doesn't work.

 

I'm sorry to hear this;  I wish you the best in dealing w/ MS, and hope the Horns kick butt and bring you joy :-).

 

 

 

Wow, only Aggy could find an issue with that commercial. We were featured for 2-3 seconds of a 30 second video? Why wouldn't they promote their largest brand and top money team some?

And, @Getafix , a real thank you sir. It's truly appreciated. Means a lot coming from a fellow Horn. 

9 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Southeastern Conference TV Spot, 'More Than Ever'

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ffKq/southeastern-conference-more-than-ever

They show or name something emblemizing several schoosl. Anchor down. The schooner. Wooing. All of this even though they start with a statement about the new size of the SEC (t.u. and OU).

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ETA: Plus, you've got to wonder how the SEC promotions department reacted to this:

I've never seen such a promotional video asserting that everybody is frighted by the school being promoted. You may see a td scored against a rival with no mention of the rival and that's about it. Fucking idiots.

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The writer clearly liked the "anchor down / Horns up" contrast. That's the whole conspiracy.

On 5/3/2025 at 8:17 AM, SydneyCarton said:

He was genuinely a nice guy, so it was hard to just overtly stick a knife into his guts and twist. 
 

But man it’s tempting. 

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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does that guy think the boom in “lowering the boom” was referring to?

Chomp

Woo

Stomp

Soar

Take your pick

Can’t wait to see the BOMC posts today after D1 left UT at No. 1 and TAMU unranked. 

I popped over to see. First to the Beginning of the Horns Downfall thread:

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The ensign here knows that records against a common opponent are far more important than head-to-head contests. He earned his AgTag.

Here's the thread lead on ratings. Not much stupidity other than what ever this means. When their eloquence escapes me...

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Aggie logic ties me up and rapes me. The duh duh duh. The dah dah dah....

On 5/3/2025 at 2:44 PM, hornlife said:

They (aggys) have tons of movies. It's just that ATM ass to mouth isn't really what they hoped for.

Isn't it, though?

Ensign knows that aggy was playing their best in Fayetteville but not in Austin, and he also knows that Texas was playing its best both in Austin against them and in Fayetteville.  It couldn’t be that we are in the doldrums right now, but still had enough to sweep them at home. 

On 5/1/2025 at 6:36 PM, Getafix said:

Holy smokes ... and he actually signed this screed (assuming it's his real name ...).

Some highlights:

- we are racist.

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Presented without comment.

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They say we fielded the last all white MNC team as though college football were fully integrated everywhere else. Therefore, DKR is a racist. They like to gather round the Sul Ross statue to discuss our devotion racists in our history.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They say we fielded the last all white MNC team as though college football were fully integrated everywhere else. Therefore, DKR is a racist.

Again, presented without comment.

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13 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They like to gather round the Sul Ross statue to discuss our devotion racists in our history.

Just the aggies, not the blackies. 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just the aggies, not the “blaggies”.

Fify for exact quote.

On 5/1/2025 at 7:25 AM, RomaVicta said:

Man.

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1 Your audience has no idea what you're talking about or how to pronounce that word. That you can spell it throws suspicion on your own Aggiehood.

2 Found in abundance at places where inane tradition trumps all. Thank goodness inane tradition doesn't fit your model. It's the huge proportion of actual soldiers and farmers who have attended A&M for the last 50 years that are the root of your problem.

3 I believe this falls under hopeless traditions. Hide-bound, inane traditionalist (claiming to be farmers and soldiers) morons regularly fail at searches for the right guy.

 

On 5/2/2025 at 7:27 AM, hornlife said:

One of Roma's shorter explanations ... but, gotdamn that No #1 kills it for me.  I've read it at least 30 times and it's still pure greatness! Thanks, RV.

Not to defend Aggies in any way, as my time in College Station as a Horn was not particularly pleasant, but I was a TA in a class at A&M with around two dozen football players during the Slocum glory years. We were having some discussion and one player gave his opinion on something from the back of the room (side note: probably not Terrence Kiel, father of A&M's current left fielder, who was in the class but who I don't recall ever saying anything).

Bethel Johnson, who later ranked second in KO returns for New England as a rookie, was sitting in the front row. I remember being slightly stunned when he turned around and called over his shoulder, "But that's just YOUR paradigm, man."

Bethel was pretty funny and seemed like both a decent and intelligent guy. Got a couple of Super Bowl rings with the Patriots, played a bit for Minnesota, and signed with but didn't do anything for three other NFL teams -- the last of them being the Texans in 2007.  I just looked him up on LinkedIn and it seems he's a self-employed business consultant in Arlington. Not much on his page, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's doing well.

TL/DNR version: Bethel used a big word correctly, but still, to hell with A&M. 

21 minutes ago, Hayduke said:

 

Not to defend Aggies in any way, as my time in College Station as a Horn was not particularly pleasant, but I was a TA in a class at A&M with around two dozen football players during the Slocum glory years. We were having some discussion and one player gave his opinion on something from the back of the room (side note: probably not Terrence Kiel, father of A&M's current left fielder, who was in the class but who I don't recall ever saying anything).

Bethel Johnson, who later ranked second in KO returns for New England as a rookie, was sitting in the front row. I remember being slightly stunned when he turned around and called over his shoulder, "But that's just YOUR paradigm, man."

Bethel was pretty funny and seemed like both a decent and intelligent guy. Got a couple of Super Bowl rings with the Patriots, played a bit for Minnesota, and signed with but didn't do anything for three other NFL teams -- the last of them being the Texans in 2007.  I just looked him up on LinkedIn and it seems he's a self-employed business consultant in Arlington. Not much on his page, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's doing well.

TL/DNR version: Bethel used a big word correctly, but still, to hell with A&M. 

Yeah, well, the occasional 12 year old gets into Harvard.

29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yeah, well, the occasional 12 year old gets into Harvard.

A good friend’s son entered the U. Of Washington at age 15, graduated at 19, then earned his Doctorate at 21. 
A STEM field major too, I don’t recall which one. 

37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yeah, well, the occasional 12 year old gets into Harvard.

Like many others, my university is run by 12-year-olds. 

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Yeah, well, the occasional 12 year old gets into Harvard.

Penn State occasionally got into 12 year olds. 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Penn State occasionally got into 12 year olds. 

HAHAHAHAHA!!! You just made a child rape joke!!!! Outstanding. Hilarious. 

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!! You just made a child rape joke!!!! Outstanding. Hilarious. 

The real joke is everyone with power over the situation just looked the other way. I'm sure that didn't offend you as much as jokes years later, though. 

But, you're right, lets just never mention the actions of Penn State again. Sweep it under the rug. 

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6 minutes ago, Deej said:

The real joke is everyone with power over the situation just looked the other way. I'm sure that didn't offend you as much as jokes years later, though. 

But, you're right, lets just never mention the actions of Penn State again. Sweep it under the rug. 

Yeah, we never mention Penn State's child rape scandal around here. That's a really poignant call out for the need for your unfunny shit up above. 

Also, quick quips that hit often enough are your forte. Sometimes they don't land, oh well. It's smart to stick with those, though. That cheap rhetorical shit insinuating that you've got some moral high ground and that I was cool with what went down at Sandusky U can go get yourself fucked. 

Or, fuck it, flesh it all out if you want and we can see how it turns out for each of us. 

Poked my head in the cesspool over at Texags to check the status of the roller coaster.  No season prediction threads, at least on the first page.  There are a couple on early season rankings by various pundits and the collective response seems to be that, of course ebil tu is overrated, but no corresponding "look out for the Ags!" posts. 

They all seem to be pretty dejected.  Billy has his work cut out for him getting that roller coaster up the first hill.  

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

Poked my head in the cesspool over at Texags to check the status of the roller coaster.  No season prediction threads, at least on the first page.  There are a couple on early season rankings by various pundits and the collective response seems to be that, of course ebil tu is overrated, but no corresponding "look out for the Ags!" posts. 

They all seem to be pretty dejected.  Billy has his work cut out for him getting that roller coaster up the first hill.  

This past athletic year had to be the most demoralizing for them in 15 years. Until they fled to the SEC, they had to be reminded every year that we were better than them. Maybe they would get up in one sport for a little while, but never for very long and never in all three. But when they moved to the SEC they never had to have the lie laid bare. They could keep telling themselves, year in and year out, "We're better than the sips. They play in the BDF. Even though we're meh in the SEC, we'd be dominating them and that conference." Even when our move to the SEC was announced, they could tell themselves how great it would be to watch us get pantsed in their superior conference. The younger part of their fanbase that doesn't remember them in the Big 12 probably even believed it, too. 

So you get what we had here last year - which is the way Aggie wants it. Well, he gets it.

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