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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Thanks for the warning.

It's not so bad.  His post was only 8,473 words long.

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It's not so bad.  His post was only 8,473 words long.

Well, look, I don't like being hypocritical. I don't begrudge anyone being wordy. My bigger issue is that his stuff is usually unentertaining, monotonous, and mildly insane. 

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

They can call their mascot "RC!"

There are roller coaster mascots. 

 

31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Mildly?

Sure, mildly, compared to Phlegm who is very insane.

So what’s with the empty shoes at home plate?  Another weird aggy tradition?  Trev saving a few bucks and recycling the cleats for the incoming fish?
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How many aggy does it take to tie a shoe…
4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The shoes thing happens in Friday Night Lights. It was moving there because he returns to the quiet empty stadium to do it.

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It's not a performance for the masses.

Reminds me of the wrestlers that leave their shoes on the mat when their career is done.

46 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Every. Measurable. Way.

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The odd thing is that, no matter how many different ways they try to justify their imaginary victory over the forces of evil centered in Austin, they never, ever enjoy it.

One because, deep down, they know it's BS. And two because they are so warped that they actually enjoy their envy of Texas. It gives their pitiful cult a sense of meaning.

They're pure and righteous because they lose.

They can't fathom the awful possibility that maybe God just has a sense of humor. That they're alone in the darkness of a dead dog cemetery with only a jizz jar for company. 

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Clearly we are rival #1. I can only assume from the context clues that rival #2 is App State and Rival #3 is Liberty. 

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Nothing screams perennial loserdom more than bragging about a 64% winning percentage. 

 

16 hours ago, Matuka said:

So what’s with the empty shoes at home plate?  Another weird aggy tradition?  Trev saving a few bucks and recycling the cleats for the incoming fish?

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14 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Maybe they're a symbolic representation of the 12th Loser.

 

11 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

more fake military shit

 

11 hours ago, Gidnik said:

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nah theyre all seniors and this was their last game. 

 

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t think they’re the only school that has their seniors leave their spikes on the field after their last home game.  But aggy has never seen a piece of symbolism that it didn’t like and co-opt into its Rolodex of stuff. 

Poster on the softball thread who has been around the game for a while says it's pretty common around the game for seniors to leave their spikes at home plate after their last game, sometimes pointing to their position. Or for pitchers to leave them on the rubber.

Total for Texas is wrong - it's 103 wins but the percentages are correct.   If we looked more structurally we would see in 5 year cumulative slices:  (all games - we let ATM keep their FCS scrimmage wins) 

Last 5 win %:  Texas 69.23% / TAM 61.67%

Last 10 win % Texas 62.02%/ TAM 61.60%

Last 15 win  %. Texas 60.10%/ TAM 63.68%

Last 20 win % Texas 67.18% / TAM 60.32%

Wonder why he came up with 2012?  That was the highwater mark of JF and 11-2.  Previous to 2012 you have to go back to 1998 to find another 11 win season.  

In the last 20 years we have had 8 double digit win seasons.  ATM has had 1.  

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Could also parse the 13 year data by p5 record for football and the same or a similarly relevant razor for the other two sports, and see those numbers. Beating shitty and overmatched teams tells you nothing about your team or program, so exclude them from the data set. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Which surlster posts on TexAgs as BigPete3281?  That is an excellent troll job.  Well, entertaining, anyway.

6 hours ago, utee94 said:

Sure, mildly, compared to Phlegm who is very insane.

I miss that guy

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Which surlster posts on TexAgs as BigPete3281?  That is an excellent troll job.  Well, entertaining, anyway.

Stupid sip troll didn't even spell "ESiPN" right.

10 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

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Clearly we are rival #1. I can only assume from the context clues that rival #2 is App State and Rival #3 is Liberty. 

The Bowling Green Seniors came so close.

 

Don't let gomer see the SEC baseball attendance records for this season, they'll jump, all of them. 

 

14 hours ago, nnm said:

 

*Why are the media so unfair……

2 hours ago, Dewey said:

Don't let gomer see the SEC baseball attendance records for this season, they'll jump, all of them. 

 

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Well, College Station is so lit, that there are a million other things for people to do other than go to baseball games. 

22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The shoes thing happens in Friday Night Lights. It was moving there because he returns to the quiet empty stadium to do it.

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It's not a performance for the masses.

And here I thought it was because they suffered a historical loss and those shoes represent all the runners left on base. 

38 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Damn LSU.. save some for the rest of us.

I'm convinced that none of those corndogs work.  Everywhere they play the entire state of the boot is there.  Ever been to Omaha when they're there?  Dear lord they take over that town.

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3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I'm convinced that none of those corndogs work.  Everywhere they play the entire state of the boot is there.  Ever been to Omaha when they're there?  Dear lord they take over that town.

Nutria season ends in February, so they have time on their hands for baseball in the spring. 

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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How to make the Top 4: Play your home games in a backwater state full of hayseeds. Maybe aggy can relocate to Shreveport.  

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16 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

Total for Texas is wrong - it's 103 wins but the percentages are correct.   If we looked more structurally we would see in 5 year cumulative slices:  (all games - we let ATM keep their FCS scrimmage wins) 

Last 5 win %:  Texas 69.23% / TAM 61.67%

Last 10 win % Texas 62.02%/ TAM 61.60%

Last 15 win  %. Texas 60.10%/ TAM 63.68%

Last 20 win % Texas 67.18% / TAM 60.32%

Wonder why he came up with 2012?  That was the highwater mark of JF and 11-2.  Previous to 2012 you have to go back to 1998 to find another 11 win season.  

In the last 20 years we have had 8 double digit win seasons.  ATM has had 1.  

Username checks the fuck out.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Well, College Station is so lit, that there are a million other things for people to do other than go to baseball games. 

Live look at College Station's lit status:

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3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

How to make the Top 4: Play your home games in a backwater state full of hayseeds. Maybe aggy can relocate to Shreveport.  

So you think Texas isn’t a backwater street full of hayseeds?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So you think College Station isn’t a backwater town full of hayseeds?

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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So you think Texas isn’t a backwater street full of hayseeds?

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The Texas economy is the second-largest in the US, with a GDP of $2.7 trillion in 2024, and would rank as the 8th largest in the world if it were a country. It surpasses Russia, Canada, and Italy in GDP. Texas leads the nation in job creation and economic growth. 

45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Miss St's attendance is impressive considering they were below average this year. 

They have the 2nd largest stadium in NCAA baseball. Only Omaha is larger. 

13 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

They have the 2nd largest stadium in NCAA baseball. Only Omaha is larger. 

It's such a nice venue, too.

18 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

It's such a nice venue, too.

You're mom's venue is pretty nice as well. 

Looking forward to browsing this thread with my coffee tomorrow after TAMU gets bounced by klan Aggie tonight. Put a stake in them, MissSU. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're mom's venue is pretty nice as well. 

Who are you and what have you done with @South Austin?

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're mom's venue is pretty nice as well. 

Thank you. She does live at possibly the premier assisted living facility in Austin.

I know men typically like their one-night stands to be forgetful, but I didn't know you had a thing for women with dementia.

Surly gonna surly, lulz.

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Love it.... 😎

 

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