May 22May 22 Popular Post Office aggy is going through it. His eldest daughter is attending UT in the fall and will rush. Thoughts and prayers.
May 22May 22 Popular Post Lulz. At the Brazos Valley A&M Club. The libations must have been strong. And copious. And imbibed sans inhibition. (The last time they had 10 players selected? 1976 ... when they apparently had at least 14 rounds in the draft.) Lulz. "Retained the coaching staff." Ha ha ha ha ... had to fight the poachers off with baguettes and breadsticks!
May 22May 22 Well, if there is one fan base that you can straight up lie to, it’s that one. I want to see what happens when he tells them water isn’t, in fact, wet. Edited May 22May 22 by SydneyCarton
May 22May 22 8 hours ago, Getafix said: Lulz. At the Brazos Valley A&M Club. The libations must have been strong. And copious. And imbibed sans inhibition. (The last time they had 10 players selected? 1976 ... when they apparently had at least 14 rounds in the draft.) Lulz. "Retained the coaching staff." Ha ha ha ha ... had to fight the poachers off with baguettes and breadsticks! Fat, drunk, and aggy is no way to go through life, elk.
May 22May 22 9 hours ago, Getafix said: Lulz. At the Brazos Valley A&M Club. The libations must have been strong. And copious. And imbibed sans inhibition. (The last time they had 10 players selected? 1976 ... when they apparently had at least 14 rounds in the draft.) Lulz. "Retained the coaching staff." Ha ha ha ha ... had to fight the poachers off with baguettes and breadsticks! Loelko is really putting himself in a corner with his mob. Figured he should be tempering expectations instead of hitching his wagon to that monstrosity of a program.
May 22May 22 12 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: Was he drenched in sweat and laboring to breathe? Well we haven't seen reports of his death, so this seems kind of self-evident, doesn't it?
May 22May 22 18 minutes ago, Hookem10 said: Loelko is really putting himself in a corner with his mob. Figured he should be tempering expectations instead of hitching his wagon to that monstrosity of a program. When Mike Leach was at Tech, he used to get just absolutely shithoused. Totally torn up. Then he’d get out of his car and walk into whatever west Texas booster gathering he was required to go gladhand at and then go on a heater with outrageous claims about the future of the program. After being found on the roadside, passed out and then driven home by a Tech friendly cop, Texas Tech’s AD then assigned a permanent driver for Leach when heading out to such functions. The rumors have persisted that The Elk is ripping through 3/4s of a handle on a normal day, and he doesn’t like the glad handing and thinks he’s above it. So I can see history repeating itself here: 11 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: Was he drenched in sweat and laboring to breathe? That’s a given. That’s a given.
May 22May 22 13 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: Maybe he’s trying to get fired? My first thought as well.
May 22May 22 16 hours ago, Getafix said: Damn, maybe they should start by getting hits and throwing strikes. Running through walls seems excessive, and I'm not sure what that gets you. or maybe Earley never told them to do that stuff? Edited May 22May 22 by Jebus
May 22May 22 retaining the coaching staff is more like "we money whipped a few coaches that were trying to leave my sinking ship"
May 22May 22 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: When Mike Leach was at Tech, he used to get just absolutely shithoused. Totally torn up. Then he’d get out of his car and walk into whatever west Texas booster gathering he was required to go gladhand at and then go on a heater with outrageous claims about the future of the program. After being found on the roadside, passed out and then driven home by a Tech friendly cop, Texas Tech’s AD then assigned a permanent driver for Leach when heading out to such functions. The rumors have persisted that The Elk is ripping through 3/4s of a handle on a normal day, and he doesn’t like the glad handing and thinks he’s above it. So I can see history repeating itself here: That’s a given. That’s a given. These knobs wish they could have a run like Mike Leach gave Tech. Rampant alcoholism be damned.
May 22May 22 25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: These knobs wish they could have a run like Mike Leach gave Tech. Rampant alcoholism be damned. History repeating itself just meaning a highly intelligent head coach of a rival/semi-rival hating his mouthbreathing alumni base and seeing his previously middling drinking problems explode into Denzel Washington from Flight levels of alcoholism.
May 22May 22 Wait, do we have nothing but boosters who inherited generational wealth, or is the self-made vodka king Tito Beveridge driving our NIL gravy train?
May 22May 22 26 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said: “We have fuck you money, they have cartel money” Maybe the greatest sentence I’ve ever seen on that website. Edited May 22May 22 by Chuckie Finster
May 22May 22 Popular Post That shit is fucking hilarious. They couldn't be more wrong about several of their talking points if they tried. 1) NIL and LHF donors are dying off and mostly olds. - The olds in the donor base do not, generally, have any interest in helping with NIL. The reality is that the largest donors to NIL are all under the age of 50. The absolute idiocy in their take otherwise is only matched by their bizarre certitude. 2) Asians don't like sports. - Never mind the stereotyping trending towards abject racism and just consider any single poster's own experiences in life on this one. Some of the most fanatical "fans" I've been around have been people of Asian ethnicity. Little league, hs football, Texas sports, whatever. Just a dumb, ignorant POV. 3) Tito Beveridge, that rat bastard, is giving Texas anything they want for NIL. - We've been through this and the complete fallacy of it. As we predicted, it's now fact. I take comfort in seeing their inability to understand circumstances as they are and willful ignorance towards anything that paints Texas as having a sustainable advantage on any front. That stuff has always been their problem and access to constant flows of clear information has done nothing to change it.
May 22May 22 I had forgotten how much I enjoy their attempts at rationalizing and diminishing Texas’s accomplishments. They’d be so much less fun if they could just be honest with themselves.
May 22May 22 Popular Post “Neither of us has done anything in the last 20 years…” A) You don’t get to lump yourselves in with us simply because we won it all in 2005. Also, we’ve been close a number of other years since then including the past 2. You have not. B) We’ve played for and won conference titles in that time frame. You have not.
May 22May 22 Popular Post 38 minutes ago, closetojumping said: That shit is fucking hilarious. They couldn't be more wrong about several of their talking points if they tried. 1) NIL and LHF donors are dying off and mostly olds. - The olds in the donor base do not, generally, have any interest in helping with NIL. The reality is that the largest donors to NIL are all under the age of 50. The absolute idiocy in their take otherwise is only matched by their bizarre certitude. 2) Asians don't like sports. - Never mind the stereotyping trending towards abject racism and just consider any single poster's own experiences in life on this one. Some of the most fanatical "fans" I've been around have been people of Asian ethnicity. Little league, hs football, Texas sports, whatever. Just a dumb, ignorant POV. 3) Tito Beveridge, that rat bastard, is giving Texas anything they want for NIL. - We've been through this and the complete fallacy of it. As we predicted, it's now fact. I take comfort in seeing their inability to understand circumstances as they are and willful ignorance towards anything that paints Texas as having a sustainable advantage on any front. That stuff has always been their problem and access to constant flows of clear information has done nothing to change it. All spot on. I'm going to troll my aggy friends with that Tito's lie from now on. Every time I have a Tito's & soda I'm going to comment that I'm doing my part to fund the longhorn NIL death star regardless of the veracity of it. Sounds like fun to me.
May 22May 22 Popular Post Poor StringerBell, outing himself as an Asian, is about to go from being one of their most prolific posters and personalities to persona non grata on that website.
May 22May 22 Popular Post 5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Poor StringerBell, outing himself as an Asian, is about to go from being one of their most prolific posters and personalities to persona non grata on that website. I’m just waiting for someone to respond to him: “Asian? I thought you were Indian”
May 22May 22 Finally! The nation's long-running war of attrition against white men is going to pay off for aggy.
May 22May 22 I like to think of those posts as aggies waiting in line to get on Thujone's rollercoaster.
May 22May 22 Popular Post That "Jack Boyett" dude is welded to his racism. He just can't fathom that Asian people can love sports and their alma mater enough to donate to both. Nope, all progress in any field is only because of the contributions of white males. Dumbass aggy.
May 22May 22 20 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: That "Jack Boyett" dude is welded to his racism. He just can't fathom that Asian people can love sports and their alma mater enough to donate to both. Nope, all progress in any field is only because of the contributions of white males. Dumbass aggy. Does he even Dat Nguyen, bro?
May 22May 22 We got bludgeoned by Georgia and Ohio st? What year was that. Fucking idiots all of them.
May 22May 22 Popular Post 1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said: That "Jack Boyett" dude is welded to his racism. He just can't fathom that Asian people can love sports and their alma mater enough to donate to both. Nope, all progress in any field is only because of the contributions of white males. Dumbass aggy. kp75dhcd064e1.mp4 Especially this goddamn motherfuckin LEGEND.
May 22May 22 13 minutes ago, Rimbo said: kp75dhcd064e1.mp4 4.5 MB · 0 downloads Especially this goddamn motherfuckin LEGEND. fucking boulder in a sea of flowing jizz
May 22May 22 2 hours ago, Hookem10 said: We got bludgeoned by Georgia and Ohio st? What year was that. Fucking idiots all of them. They’re more mentally unwell than stupid IMO, so bitter about being perennial losers that many of them can’t accept obvious truths even to themselves. They’re undone. They lie.
May 22May 22 5 hours ago, Scholz said: “Neither of us has done anything in the last 20 years…” A) You don’t get to lump yourselves in with us simply because we won it all in 2005. Also, we’ve been close a number of other years since then including the past 2. You have not. B) We’ve played for and won conference titles in that time frame. You have not. I'm guessing winning the natty is the only thing that that will get these losers to admit we've done something in the past 20 years. But, we all know if they had made the playoff a single time we'd hear about it until the heat death of the universe. Edited May 22May 22 by whataburgler
May 22May 22 Just now, whataburgler said: I'm guessing winning the natty is the only thing that that will get these losers to admit we've done something in the past 20 years. But, we all know if they had made the playoff a single time we'd hear about it until the heat death of the universe. Nope. Your schedule was easy ya stupid sip.
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