May 25May 25 Popular Post Fuckin' umps. File these philosophers in the weeping baby file, too: College men writing: Olin shoud be holding masterclasses in the art. The one-eyed man among the blind. Thanks, man. Edited May 25May 25 by RomaVicta
May 25May 25 So the “ thoughtful & balanced Ag” who is setting 8&4 as their expected case ( last year as well sip) thinks that in 26 they’ll be a playoff team and then perennial playoff contenders. What in the their history would allow for that projection? What in their recent performance says they are improving? Qb is a rotating mess. They recruit ok but development is mid teens Texas. They have NFL talent but it is typically first to portal then gets drafted. Roster balance is a no show. Their portal classes are a joke and nobody wants to hire any of their coaches.
May 25May 25 I assume Looch gave his people the long weekend off. And justifiably so. The crybaby autopsy articles will still be there on Tuesday. I think the SECN is partially to blame. They spent the entire LSU broadcast discussing how dangerous aggy was if they got in. Most dangerous .500 team in history, put it on the wall!
May 25May 25 8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: So Kazakhstan. Does he talk about The Jew a lot? No. Why do you ask?
May 26May 26 1 hour ago, Rimbo said: No. Why do you ask? Excuse life seen Borat. And that’s clearly factual. Also, the joke was over there.
May 26May 26 I like how they think they aren’t in the top 10 of all time college cheaters and only hire good guys.
May 26May 26 It's very typical and typically weird that they think the whole world is following the dear ol' Texas Aggies very closely:
May 26May 26 I found this exchange over at William's place. Imagine the world centuries from now. Archeologists sift through the remains of College Station. Several odd things about the place and the legends of an army run by a dog and a populace terrified to walk on grass has finally justified a dig. The writings below would be very insightful as to the minds of the people known as Aggies. 1 Bowel Movement Aficionado 2 Apparently, the Aggies are considering the creation of a bull fighting team. 3 Statement of fact. We'll call this Dogma 1: They're all out to get us because of t.u. It's a fact! 4 And here? Dogma 2 We have to ignore that "fact" of persecution and concentrate on ourselves. Aggies will gaze at their own navels after what it is and where it is are explained. 5 Aggie Netword validation. Brings a tear to the eye. 6 It's pretty clear you weren't agreeing with the fixation on t.u. part. 7 You keep using that word... 8 Firmly in the camp of Dogma 1 9 You abjectly accepted the object lesson about power when you protested Texas joining the SEC. It was betrayal that you would not stand for! You might just take your power to another conference! You learned the measure of your power in that moment. Chastened, you tamely voted for Texas' entry. 10 His (nick)name keeps popping up. I expect a sizable faction of TexAgs posters to demand his return. 11 The Aggies are so noble and decent and decent and just plain good. Thanks for the truth, buttwad.
May 26May 26 To impress Sankey and curry his favor, aggy should donate half of their gross revenues to Sankey's favorite charity.
May 26May 26 Wait, wait , aggy still thinks they could get in?! They finished 14th in the SEC and only 4 games over .500.
May 26May 26 1 hour ago, RomaVicta said: I found this exchange over at William's place. Imagine the world centuries from now. Archeologists sift through the remains of College Station. Several odd things about the place and the legends of an army run by a dog and a populace terrified to walk on grass has finally justified a dig. The writings below would be very insightful as to the minds of the people known as Aggies. "enroads"
May 26May 26 Denver Ag from a previous post is going to get perma banned according to Looch’s standards. No just facts on Texags! Hook’em!!!
May 26May 26 1 hour ago, texifornia said: Maybe there's an NIT tournament those dipshits can play in.
May 26May 26 Popular Post It says there Missouri went 3-27 in SEC play. Does anyone know who those 3 wins were against and where they played? Must have won them at home, right?
May 26May 26 History made on the diamond this year, ags! First preseason #1 team to miss the CWS in baseball. First #1 overall seed to lose the CWS regional in softball. Whoop(s)! Edited May 26May 26 by Mr. Mojo Risin'
May 26May 26 3 hours ago, texifornia said: Their historic run in Hoover = lost in same round as us (which ended up bumping us down to #2 overall seed).
May 26May 26 On 5/25/2025 at 4:06 PM, TheAuditor said: So the “ thoughtful & balanced Ag” who is setting 8&4 as their expected case ( last year as well sip) thinks that in 26 they’ll be a playoff team and then perennial playoff contenders. What in the their history would allow for that projection? What in their recent performance says they are improving? Qb is a rotating mess. How can you say their QB situation is a mess? They assured themselves last year that they QB room was far superior to sip.
May 26May 26 8 hours ago, RomaVicta said: It's a real shocker I know but aggy doesn't understand what Catch-22 means. edit - Oh that was in my editor from yesterday and left unposted. Here aggy is saying to applaud and recognize loathing bitter fan. Which sounds about right for them, eh. Proud of them for coming to terms. Edited May 26May 26 by Chopper
May 26May 26 5 hours ago, SL Xpress said: It says there Missouri went 3-27 in SEC play. Does anyone know who those 3 wins were against and where they played? Must have won them at home, right? Aggie is the best and clearest evidence of superdeterminism, the universe may very well be scripted.
May 27May 27 I don’t even know what to say. There was a time and place not long ago where A&M was leading the NIL charge in a humongous way. They bought “the best class” in history but their big dogs were daring the NCAA to do anything about their brazen activities. They were and are very well lawyered up. Everyone in cfb had to stand by and see what came from that class. We all know the rest. They literally ran the experiment . They cannot lose if they just spend the money right? Fast forward and they’re completely cucked by Jimbo and their best hire was a fatass mid major coach from a basketball school. While still owing Jimbo tens of millions. Jimbo Fisher.
May 27May 27 Author Behrens is one of the smarter ag writers but he's off the reservation on this one. The gulf in scholarship limits, TV money, etc, mean playing most FCS teams is like abusing a puppy. The fact we never play them is a major point of pride for a reason.
May 27May 27 49 minutes ago, texifornia said: Behrens is one of the smarter ag writers but he's off the reservation on this one. The gulf in scholarship limits, TV money, etc, mean playing most FCS teams is like abusing a puppy. The fact we never play them is a major point of pride for a reason. This is what the throes of absolute desperation looks like.
May 27May 27 4 hours ago, TreatyOak said: How can you say their QB situation is a mess? They assured themselves last year that they QB room was far superior to sip. Marcel - one year of experience 3* Arch - zero years of experience Advantage: A&M
May 27May 27 Popular Post I would also like to remind people that roughly 17 months ago, Aggie was excited that Bjork left after the Stoops fiasco, they celebrated it thinking that there was light at the end of the tunnel. In that short period since they hired Alberts, had the most humiliating coach poaching of all time, a historically putrid athletic year, and Bjork proceeded to win a NC after failing upwards.
May 27May 27 On 5/24/2025 at 7:59 PM, PTINS said: Little known fact. Burdine Hall resembles a ForTran computer punch card. I took lots of classes in Burdine. I have said it before and will say it again… ”Burdine is the ugliest building on the UT campus.”
May 27May 27 Author Popular Post 10 minutes ago, Napoleon said: I took lots of classes in Burdine. I have said it before and will say it again… ”Burdine is the ugliest building on the UT campus.” Thank God you bolded and quoted that sentence, otherwise we wouldn't know that it was a thing you said
May 27May 27 4 hours ago, texifornia said: Thank God you bolded and quoted that sentence, otherwise we wouldn't know that it was a thing you said Sassy Texifornia is my favorite subtype of Texifornia.
May 27May 27 Bobby said Aggies are back channeling 3 big name coaches to replace Earley, one being the Tennessee guy.
May 27May 27 Popular Post 18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Bobby said Aggies are back channeling 3 big name coaches to replace Earley, one being the Tennessee guy. Lots of baseball coaches gonna be getting raises these next two weeks.
May 27May 27 Popular Post 42 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Bobby said Aggies are back channeling 3 big name coaches to replace Earley, one being the Tennessee guy. Is there a brick wall between the locker room and the transfer portal for all the players to run through for Earley when they fire him?
May 27May 27 13 hours ago, texifornia said: Behrens is one of the smarter ag writers but he's off the reservation on this one. The gulf in scholarship limits, TV money, etc, mean playing most FCS teams is like abusing a puppy. The fact we never play them is a major point of pride for a reason. UTEP also happens to be within the UT system of schools, as was UTSA the last two years, and it is really about giving their lower campuses a boost of revenue. Something that A&M knows nothing about since they regularly pillage the satellite schools for resources to fund their texum aggy football traditions.
May 27May 27 26 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said: I've heard Virginia coach being floated around too
May 27May 27 Popular Post 3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: "Who are three people who received large raises this week, Alex?"
May 27May 27 Irony deafness is never funny. Neither is blindly answering your question within the question even while denying it's the answer. There's a moron on the road His brain is squirming like a toad. Jack's on a roll: Maybe he's a troll, but it's amusing. Edited May 27May 27 by RomaVicta
May 27May 27 Whoever they hire, they will have to pay the “aggy tax”. That’s the additional money it takes to lure a rational person to Aggieland.
May 27May 27 And I think now there's an additional "Trev" tax that they'll have to pay a new coach to put up with that dipshit.
May 27May 27 2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: Bobby said Aggies are back channeling 3 big name coaches to replace Earley, one being the Tennessee guy. 1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said: I've heard Virginia coach being floated around too 1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said: I have been to A&M-College Station’s, Tennessee-Knoxville’s, and UVA’s campuses and there is no fucking way that I would choose to live in College Station over those other two. Note: I have never been to Alabama’s campuses, nor do I ever intend to, but I can’t imagine that it is as bad as College Station. #thestationisnotlit
May 27May 27 5 minutes ago, Napoleon said: I have been to A&M-College Station’s, Tennessee-Knoxville’s, and UVA’s campuses and there is no fucking way that I would choose to live in College Station over those other two. Note: I have never been to Alabama’s campuses, nor do I ever intend to, but I can’t imagine that it is as bad as College Station. #thestationisnotlit Love they are floating these names. I am going to float the names: Sydney Sweeney, Ana de Armas and a couple of other hollywood hotties by my wife and my chances with them are as real as aggy with the ones listed by aggy $9.95 ers
May 27May 27 Which successful and happy baseball coach will want to go to a desperate, angry, and bitter athletic program strictly for the money? Stay tuned!
May 27May 27 6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said: Which successful and happy baseball coach will want to go to a desperate, angry, and bitter athletic program strictly for the money? Stay tuned! Maybe a beisbol coach from Cuba?
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