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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Maybe a beisbol coach from Cuba?

Most from there don’t have the right level of melanin to be a HC in CS. That experiment died with Rumlin. 

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42 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

I have been to A&M-College Station’s, Tennessee-Knoxville’s, and UVA’s campuses and there is no fucking way that I would choose to live in College Station over those other two.

Note: I have never been to Alabama’s campuses, nor do I ever intend to, but I can’t imagine that it is as bad as College Station. 
 

#thestationisnotlit

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Aggy needs to bring their top three candidates to blue bell park and let reveille do a smell test to determine the rightful candidate 

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Maybe a beisbol coach from Cuba?

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30 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Aggy needs to bring their top three candidates to blue bell park and let reveille do a smell test to determine the rightful candidate 

I think that's already the standard vetting process

54 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Aggy needs to bring their top three candidates to blue bell park and let reveille do a smell test to determine the rightful candidate 

They don't want them to actually see College Station until after the contract is signed. 

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

They don't want them to actually see College Station until after the contract is signed. 

See:  Mark Stoops

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Lulz ...

 

 

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Edit:  Confirmation  that he meant Texas (and not Notre Dame ...). 

And yeah, sure, they were "the team", the "hunted" ...  lulz.

 

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Elko hasn't seen his toes in years. 

18 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Didn't he also say something like Texas physically destroyed us?  But hey maybe upon reflection it was close.

Yes he did.

The only “toe” involved in that game was the Longhorn boot planted firmly in aTm’s impotent ass.

3 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

gotta be a dickydoo joke in there somewhere 

His liver sticks out further than his dickydoo

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Vaughn will jump at the opportunity, I imagine. His dad played there. Would be a good hire for them. O'Connor gives me Jimbo vibes, lightning in a bottle championship with worsening results since (2023 being an outlier). I hope he is the hire

They’re going after the Vitello who used them just last year to get a raise/extension? Sure Jan.

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I’m going to be surprised if they’re able to get anything done beyond a Pierce-level hire. They don’t have the money to just go nuts or they’d be spending differently across the board already. The environment there is toxic. They’re surrounded, like in every other sport, by powers in the sport with better history, better backgrounds and locations and more resources. Anyone going there is making a pure money grab. Vaughn would be a fool to do it. O’Connor? Sure, take the money. Sullivan and Vitello? LOL. 

The one guy they could get that I would have no interest in seeing at ATM is Canham. So I’m sure they’ll not even contact him. 

1 hour ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Didn't he also say something like Texas physically destroyed us?  But hey maybe upon reflection it was close.

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7 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Naah. They’re going to get back at us by hiring David Pierce… 

They’d end up hiring David Hyde Pierce instead 

46 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Vaughn will jump at the opportunity, I imagine. His dad played there. Would be a good hire for them. O'Connor gives me Jimbo vibes, lightning in a bottle championship with worsening results since (2023 being an outlier). I hope he is the hire

Wouldn’t Vaughn have been above earley in their rank choices last year?  Something change since then?

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

The one guy they could get that I would have no interest in seeing at ATM is Canham. So I’m sure they’ll not even contact him. 

Won’t be as high as the other guys but even for him they’ll have to pay the Alma mater tax 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wouldn’t Vaughn have been above earley in their rank choices last year?  Something change since then?

A lot of guys probably were until they let 18-20 year olds take their program hostage

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Going after the same guys as last year but now having to pay a buyout to do it sounds very aggie

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m going to be surprised if they’re able to get anything done beyond a Pierce-level hire. They don’t have the money to just go nuts or they’d be spending differently across the board already. The environment there is toxic. They’re surrounded, like in every other sport, by powers in the sport with better history, better backgrounds and locations and more resources. Anyone going there is making a pure money grab. Vaughn would be a fool to do it. O’Connor? Sure, take the money. Sullivan and Vitello? LOL. 

The one guy they could get that I would have no interest in seeing at ATM is Canham. So I’m sure they’ll not even contact him. 

Trev Alberts wasn't hired to go on spending sprees.

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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wouldn’t Vaughn have been above earley in their rank choices last year?  Something change since then?

It will be so delicious when they publicly strike out on any coach of note and then have to ride with the then-cuckholded Earley for next year. 

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Vaughn will jump at the opportunity, I imagine. His dad played there. Would be a good hire for them. O'Connor gives me Jimbo vibes, lightning in a bottle championship with worsening results since (2023 being an outlier). I hope he is the hire

I actually think O’Connor would be a good hire for them even though Vaughn or Canham would be better. He’s the sole architect of making that program what it is today. Jimbo was gifted a Ferrari at FSU and we all know how that went. O’Connor would at a minimum raise the floor for Aggie and run a competent program. I just don’t think they can pull him away from Virginia since he got a raise last year. 

20 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

This is what the throes of absolute desperation looks like. 

I really also think that UT has the position of, if we’re going to pay a team to come in and play us OOC, it might as well be a state school with UT in their name.  Hence the UTEP and UTSA rotation.  Giving $$$ back to family!

It’s up to UTEP to get “better” like UTSA.

Hook’em!!!

34 minutes ago, nnm said:

It will be so delicious when they publicly strike out on any coach of note and then have to ride with the then-cuckholded Earley for next year. 

They won’t have players with that kind of leverage this time

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Elko hasn't seen his dick in decades.

FIFY

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9 hours ago, Vertigo said:

UTEP also happens to be within the UT system of schools, as was UTSA the last two years, and it is really about giving their lower campuses a boost of revenue. Something that A&M knows nothing about since they regularly pillage the satellite schools for resources to fund their texum aggy football traditions. 

The hell you say? They've spit on Prairie View fans multiple times. Of course that was just because they are black. 

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51 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I really also think that UT has the position of, if we’re going to pay a team to come in and play us OOC, it might as well be a state school with UT in their name.  Hence the UTEP and UTSA rotation.  Giving $$$ back to family!

It’s up to UTEP to get “better” like UTSA.

Hook’em!!!

Everyone gives UTEP a helping hand. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I’m going to be surprised if they’re able to get anything done beyond a Pierce-level hire. They don’t have the money to just go nuts or they’d be spending differently across the board already. The environment there is toxic. They’re surrounded, like in every other sport, by powers in the sport with better history, better backgrounds and locations and more resources. Anyone going there is making a pure money grab. Vaughn would be a fool to do it. O’Connor? Sure, take the money. Sullivan and Vitello? LOL. 

The one guy they could get that I would have no interest in seeing at ATM is Canham. So I’m sure they’ll not even contact him. 

Yeah, hopefully Canham never coaches for aggy

Look at their recent hires... Trev, Elko, Earley, Bucky.  Maybe Bucky works out but from all their bravado on hiring a "big" splash name, would any SEC school take one of those fliers? They've cemented the no one is taking our coach again status, for all the wrong reasons. At this point, maybe a Pop Warner BB coach would suit them fine. They were in the red (fiscally) from the AD last year. They aren't money whipping anyone to come there. They'll toss out some big names, get them raises, then settle on a schmuck that nobody really cares about or wants. Go Trev!

4 minutes ago, hornlife said:

then settle on a schmuck that nobody really cares about or wants

Like Michael Earley?

Just now, nnm said:

Like Michael Earley?

We can hope, sir. We can hope!

In contrast, look at what CDC and our BoR have done. Sark - they raved about how he came to his interviews with a detailed plan - who he would hire, how he would recruit, playstyle he would use on both side, etc.  Schloss, well he's damn good. Miller, I have to think he presented a detailed plan for us. These are coaches any SEC/Big10 would like to have. We are blessed. And Sark does lose coaches ( a good sign when NFL poaches your coaches) but seems to always upgrade the positions. 2025 football will be interesting. I think 2026 is the full on year. Not saying we can't do it this year at all. We can.  Does aggie have a single coach in the big 3 sports we would take? I don't think they do? A coach Miss. State would take, maybe?

It's aggy. You dont have to do anything to get paid there.

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1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

What exactly does Trev do there?

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8 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ...

 

 

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Edit:  Confirmation  that he meant Texas (and not Notre Dame ...). 

And yeah, sure, they were "the team", the "hunted" ...  lulz.

 

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Delusional Elk is my favorite type of Elk.

10 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I think that's already the standard vetting process

Yea, but without a dog!

1 hour ago, Noodles said:

Is the Missouri coach available?

For a 10-year guaranteed contract he is.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

For a 10-year guaranteed contract he is.

Gonna need annual additional 2-year extensions.

 

15 hours ago, Levi said:

I actually think O’Connor would be a good hire for them even though Vaughn or Canham would be better. He’s the sole architect of making that program what it is today. Jimbo was gifted a Ferrari at FSU and we all know how that went. O’Connor would at a minimum raise the floor for Aggie and run a competent program. I just don’t think they can pull him away from Virginia since he got a raise last year. 

O'Connor took over in 2004 - it's a pretty stark contrast to what UVA was before that:

 

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