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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 hours ago, linux said:

Writing that AD contract when they are about to cost cut, as if they need a special AD for that shit 

They overpaid a sitting cost-cutting AD who knows how to cut a budget. He wanted to come be an Aggie so much that they had to overpay him. You sips don't understand anything do ya?

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Tarp loves his Aggies. 

When they inevitably crater, he does a couple of things - 

- he seems to derive some perverse satisfaction from describing A&M's ineptitude in all its gory detail.  Essentially delight in twisting the knife.

- he goes into this mode of ascribing the failures to his subscribers. "You did xyz ..." "you gave Jimbo his contract ..." and so on.  Pretty hilarious for us ... ahem, neutral 🙂 observers.

A couple of instances:

(think he means first to worst re: Michael Earley ... )

 

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(Btw, the guy who referred to Sark as (a) "former drug addict", admitted in a subsequent post that that was a cheap shot, and called his "own foul".  So there was that.)

 

And ... 

 

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Ouch ... 

 

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11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Tarp loves his Aggies. 

When they inevitably crater, he does a couple of things - 

- he seems to derive some perverse satisfaction from describing A&M's ineptitude in all its gory detail.  Essentially delight in twisting the knife.

- he goes into this mode of ascribing the failures to his subscribers. "You did xyz ..." "you gave Jimbo his contract ..." and so on.  Pretty hilarious for us ... ahem, neutral 🙂 observers.

A couple of instances:

(think he means first to worst re: Michael Earley ... )

 

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(Btw, the guy who referred to Sark as (a) "former drug addict", admitted in a subsequent post that that was a cheap shot, and called his "own foul".  So there was that.)

 

And ... 

 

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Ouch ... 

 

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Tarp is a treasure. A lifetime of A&M fandom and all the misery that comes with it, has gifted him the rare Aggie trait of perception. And now that he has it, he views himself as superior to the rest of his brethren. And the only satisfaction he gets is twisting the knife while feeling superior, as if he’s above it all somehow. But he’s still the same addict. 

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On 5/31/2025 at 10:38 AM, Dewey said:

I firmly believe the old guard at Texas had some sympathy for ag, but the new guard? Nah, fuck you. When gomer went on their misinformation tour after the LHN was announced, and all the shit that followed.  Gloves are off and gomer is feeling it. 

CDC left their baseball program like our country left Hiroshima. 

my rep for this post is for the bolded part

the ministry started the "sec standing offer" 18 months after 4th and 5 when it was evident we were rebuilding for another run

bowtie's book documents their meetings, negotiations and decision to leave took place and concluded 7 months before the lhn was announced

they were the only school that hoarded their share of the orphan 5 money, then they left a year early without paying an early exit penalty

they left early because they were pussies who couldn't cope with the idea of losing their last game to the sips in austin

they shit on us and tried to burn the house down after they left, but were incredulous that we wouldn't have sex any more.....

they really fully expected we would break contracts and re-arrange our schedule in perpetuity to accommodate their belief that we *had* to continue to play them, it was **THEIR** right

there were multiple aggy in the lege that drafted legislation to force us to play them

and the crowning jewel of their newAGspeak was the indoctrination of the talking heads in the pregame meetings before every broadcast imploring the announcers to masturbate on air while reciting the fabricated e.king.gill fantasy

the above is enough negative karma to repress the sleeping giant for 100 years, before any discussion of jars, quadding, humping, milkclowns, bad architecture, etc.

20 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

That gives CDC 6 years to get a plan in place. Around 2031 aggy will be past the Jimbo contract, and equally important, the Trev Alberts disaster.

What if, and that’s a big if, aggy gets lucky on the AD hire? 

i think the talkiebird replacement will use alberts as the escapegoat when the pitchforks and torches come out after another 8-4

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Tarp is a treasure. A lifetime of A&M fandom and all the misery that comes with it, has gifted him the rare Aggie trait of perception. And now that he has it, he views himself as superior to the rest of his brethren. And the only satisfaction he gets is twisting the knife while feeling superior, as if he’s above it all somehow. But he’s still the same addict. 

does tarp have a dossier on looch?  how does tarp get to retain his staff tag?  is he part owner of the ministry?

22 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

does tarp have a dossier on looch?  how does tarp get to retain his staff tag?  is he part owner of the ministry?

Pee tape.

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Tarp is a treasure. A lifetime of A&M fandom and all the misery that comes with it, has gifted him the rare Aggie trait of perception. And now that he has it, he views himself as superior to the rest of his brethren. And the only satisfaction he gets is twisting the knife while feeling superior, as if he’s above it all somehow. But he’s still the same addict. 

I mean...

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22 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

That gives CDC 6 years to get a plan in place. Around 2031 aggy will be past the Jimbo contract, and equally important, the Trev Alberts disaster.

What if, and that’s a big if, aggy gets lucky on the AD hire? 

Might as well add on:

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Ah, yes.

The first 8 topics on Aggie 247 ... guess it's Advantage Aggy, huh?  Lulz.

 

The dumb fucks should remember

- they began the year ranked #1.  

- then had the quickest nosedive out of the rankings, of any #1 team IN HISTORY.

- did not even make it into the post season.

Texas - 

- began the year unranked.

- rose to #1.

- won the Regular Season SEC championship.  In our very first year in the SEC.

- made it into the post season.

- can look forward to progressing back to the top, led by a coach who sneered contemptuously at their crappy school before moving to Austin, the first chance he got.

 

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We weren't predicted to do shit this season. We won the conference. Pretty remarkable.

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9 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Meh, our baseball team should improve but it’s embarrassing. No reason to pretend otherwise.

Not really, because...

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

We weren't predicted to do shit this season. We won the conference. Pretty remarkable.

It was a surprisingly good season.  Trend is up.  

If we don’t win it all, our season is a failure to dear old aggy. Football was bad because we didn’t win the conference even though we made it to the playoff semifinals. Baseball was bad because we didn’t win the regional even though we won the conference.

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I don't give a shit what they think. Texas got beat twice by a team that played better. I'm not going to invent excuses retroactively about how UTSA was better than their ranking and should never have been placed in the same bracket as the number 2 overall seed. Because that's what those dorks would do. 

Meanwhile the “sleeping giant” 107 miles to the east has been in an 85 year coma. 
My great grandfather (born in 1862) was alive to see their last, and only, claimed MNC in the big 3 sports.

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I don't give a shit what they think. Texas got beat twice by a team that played better. I'm not going to invent excuses retroactively about how UTSA was better than their ranking and should never have been placed in the same bracket as the number 2 overall seed. Because that's what those dorks would do. 

We admit the Longhorns played the part of the Coyote in the regional. 

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#1s get beat by #2s all the time. It sucks it happened to us, but it happens. UTSA consistently had our number this year, annoyingly.

10 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I don't give a shit what they think. Texas got beat twice by a team that played better. I'm not going to invent excuses retroactively about how UTSA was better than their ranking and should never have been placed in the same bracket as the number 2 overall seed. Because that's what those dorks would do. 

Who is? I don't care about their rank.  It's about what happens on the field. They're better than us. We still won a conferencen championship. 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Not really, because...

It was a surprisingly good season.  Trend is up.  

28 minutes ago, texifornia said:

#1s get beat by #2s all the time. It sucks it happened to us, but it happens. UTSA consistently had our number this year, annoyingly.

You can sugarcoat anything if you strip it of context. The bottom line is we got knocked out of our own regional for the first time since 2006, by a team with vastly less talent than us (even with our injuries).

UTSA trotted out a pitcher with a 7.85 ERA and we scored just one run against him in six innings. UTSA took the lead in the first inning and we never came close to threatening them despite it being a must-win game. We hit a miserable .198 with RISP during the entire regional. And in the first loss to UTSA we blew a 6-1 lead with multiple fielding errors by Flores and Gasparino, who both played horribly all weekend but never saw the bench. Three of UTSA's runs were unearned in a game they won by two.

This wasn't some heroic underdog story where we fell just short despite giving it our best. We basically invited UTSA to kick us out of the tournament and they obliged. We played horrendously in all three phases and lost a very winnable game. Spencer and Schuessler are gone next year, and we're probably losing Belyeu, Galvan and Borba to the draft. Next year's team is going to have its struggles.

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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

You can sugarcoat anything if you strip it of context. The bottom line is we got knocked out of our own regional for the first time since 2006, by a team with vastly less talent than us (even with our injuries).

UTSA trotted out a pitcher with a 7.85 ERA and we scored just one run against him in six innings. UTSA took the lead in the first inning and we never came close to threatening them despite it being a must-win game. We hit a miserable .198 with RISP during the entire regional. And in the first loss to UTSA we blew a 6-1 lead with multiple fielding errors by Flores and Gasparino, who both played horribly all weekend but never saw the bench. Three of UTSA's runs were unearned in a game they won by two.

This wasn't some heroic underdog story where we fell just short despite giving it our best. We basically invited UTSA to kick us out of the tournament and they obliged. We played horrendously in all three phases and lost a very winnable game. Spencer and Schuessler are gone next year, and we're probably losing Belyeu, Galvan and Borba to the draft. Next year's team is going to have its struggles.

Oh this is the good stuff. None of what you wrote contradicts what I said, but it sure does let you satya all over a bad Texas loss.

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

You can sugarcoat anything if you strip it of context. The bottom line is we got knocked out of our own regional for the first time since 2006, by a team with vastly less talent than us (even with our injuries).

UTSA trotted out a pitcher with a 7.85 ERA and we scored just one run against him in six innings. UTSA took the lead in the first inning and we never came close to threatening them despite it being a must-win game. We hit a miserable .198 with RISP during the entire regional. And in the first loss to UTSA we blew a 6-1 lead with multiple fielding errors by Flores and Gasparino, who both played horribly all weekend but never saw the bench. Three of UTSA's runs were unearned in a game they won by two.

This wasn't some heroic underdog story where we fell just short despite giving it our best. We basically invited UTSA to kick us out of the tournament and they obliged. We played horrendously in all three phases and lost a very winnable game. Spencer and Schuessler are gone next year, and we're probably losing Belyeu, Galvan and Borba to the draft. Next year's team is going to have its struggles.

Yes, this is the good stuff. Pure, uncut Satya.

Aggie joy and delusion and homophobia:

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Attendance!

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Best fans in the world!

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These guys:

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Hyperventilating with joy:

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* You don't have much choice. It's what the losers do during playoff time.

Remember when they said karma would be a shrieking harpy descending t.u. with vengence over the ebil done last summer?

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First, how embarrassing that we went to the CWS 37 times and only won 88 games! The Aggies are delighted to have avoided that shame!

Second, karma was good with us winning the SEC, sweeping the Aggies' sorry asses, and hosting a regional, but t.u. will never experience CWS success because of superstition! We're so pathetic.

 

Here's some hardcore Aggie shit:

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Well, they found Trev under some Nebraska hole. And guess what, Nebraska hasn't missed a beat of sucking.  Elko, BLURP! "Had a few hot dogs to hold me over before my non-victory 64oz slab of beef with a few pounds of fries soaked in pig fat". He's not going to run out of time on that feast. Possible coronary though. Bucky Beavis, is still fighting against a trucking park for name recognition outside of being some hillbilly that defines Beavis - Mike Judge be warned.  Earley ... well I think the man may be slow.  How hard is it to coach baseball? Do they even have to practice much? What a great season for Texas in all sports.  Thanks CDC, etc. I'm not sure next year will top this one tbh.Let's not skip Elko - we were annihilated to having gone toe to toe (can he see show?), back and forth game they nearly won... yea. OK fatass.

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

You can sugarcoat anything if you strip it of context. The bottom line is we got knocked out of our own regional for the first time since 2006, by a team with vastly less talent than us (even with our injuries).

UTSA trotted out a pitcher with a 7.85 ERA and we scored just one run against him in six innings. UTSA took the lead in the first inning and we never came close to threatening them despite it being a must-win game. We hit a miserable .198 with RISP during the entire regional. And in the first loss to UTSA we blew a 6-1 lead with multiple fielding errors by Flores and Gasparino, who both played horribly all weekend but never saw the bench. Three of UTSA's runs were unearned in a game they won by two.

This wasn't some heroic underdog story where we fell just short despite giving it our best. We basically invited UTSA to kick us out of the tournament and they obliged. We played horrendously in all three phases and lost a very winnable game. Spencer and Schuessler are gone next year, and we're probably losing Belyeu, Galvan and Borba to the draft. Next year's team is going to have its struggles.

 

Man, I hope you DVR'd the whole regional, and you really savored this experience. Because the way Texas Athletics is going, I'm not sure you're going to be able to manage an erection until next spring, at this rate. Hopefully this wildly disappointing season where we won the SEC title in our debut season with a new coach and a pretty Meh/Flawed roster, while losing our best SP and best offensive player for all/most of the year, respectively, will sustain you until more miserable times. 

 

18 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Well, they found Trev under some Nebraska hole. And guess what, Nebraska hasn't missed a beat of sucking.  Elko, BLURP! "Had a few hot dogs to hold me over before my non-victory 64oz slab of beef with a few pounds of fries soaked in pig fat". He's not going to run out of time on that feast. Possible coronary though. Bucky Beavis, is still fighting against a trucking park for name recognition outside of being some hillbilly that defines Beavis - Mike Judge be warned.  Earley ... well I think the man may be slow.  How hard is it to coach baseball? Do they even have to practice much? What a great season for Texas in all sports.  Thanks CDC, etc. I'm not sure next year will top this one tbh.Let's not skip Elko - we were annihilated to having gone toe to toe (can he see show?), back and forth game they nearly won... yea. OK fatass.

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Mr Carton, help me out what does SP stand for?

 

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1 minute ago, hornlife said:

Mr Carlton, help me out what does SP stand for?

 

Well, if you're a member of the Church of Scientology like Tom Cruise and @closetojumping, I believe that stands for Suppressive Personality. 

That sounds bad, thank you.  Apologizing on spelling, left arm isn't working, MS. But under and grad degrees from My Texas and life alumni.  

3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Starting Pitcher

thank you sir. 

25 minutes ago, hornlife said:

That sounds bad, thank you.  Apologizing on spelling, left arm isn't working, MS. But under and grad degrees from My Texas and life alumni.  

 

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4 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

 

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Gotta say it, no lie, Monkey Scrotum is a damned fine click-bait name for a band.

On 6/1/2025 at 9:31 AM, Getafix said:

 

Tarp loves his Aggies. 

When they inevitably crater, he does a couple of things - 

- he seems to derive some perverse satisfaction from describing A&M's ineptitude in all its gory detail.  Essentially delight in twisting the knife.

- he goes into this mode of ascribing the failures to his subscribers. "You did xyz ..." "you gave Jimbo his contract ..." and so on.  Pretty hilarious for us ... ahem, neutral 🙂 observers.

A couple of instances:

(think he means first to worst re: Michael Earley ... )

 

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(Btw, the guy who referred to Sark as (a) "former drug addict", admitted in a subsequent post that that was a cheap shot, and called his "own foul".  So there was that.)

 

And ... 

 

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Ouch ... 

 

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I could buy Tarp a beer and talk for ~10 minutes, as he’s grounded and realistic.  Some of my best friends growing up are aggy, as well as extended family members. My HS years during the ‘80s sucked as they had a T-Day winning streak on us during the JS era.

Hookem!!!

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

I could buy Tarp a beer and talk for ~10 minutes, as he’s grounded and realistic.  Some of my best friends growing up are aggy, as well as extended family members. My HS years during the ‘80s sucked as they had a T-Day winning streak on us during the JS era.

Hookem!!!

you are a moron for typing this statement and a moron for wanting to buy this guy anything.  he blatantly called Sark a drug addict.  

 

Hookem!!!

2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

you are a moron for typing this statement and a moron for wanting to buy this guy anything.  he blatantly called Sark a drug addict.  

 

Hookem!!!

Well I do have extended family that are MFng aggy, so I’ve grown over the last 40+ years how to deal with them.  Every freaking major holiday!  Twice I begged my wife to go to Tahoe for Christmas (basically to leave the extended family and she loved Tahoe).  We didn’t even ski.  We’d been there twice in the summer, once with kids.  Wife wanted to retire on the East side of Lake Tahoe (Nevada side) she liked the area so much.

Hook’em!!!

 

 

13 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

you are a moron for typing this statement and a moron for wanting to buy this guy anything.  he blatantly called Sark a drug addict.  

 

Hookem!!!

I know with the quoting and stuff it can become unclear, but it was a poster calling Sarkisian a drug addict and Tarp taking him to task for it. 

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What in the blue hell happened to chin pubes hair? He was at Josh Pates wedding

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15 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

you are a moron for typing this statement and a moron for wanting to buy this guy anything.  he blatantly called Sark a drug addict.  

 

Hookem!!!

apologies MSU.   CTJ made it all make sense 

Simple.

Reed is clearly shit on passing and maybe can run some. Every third statement on their Spring game hillbillies said so, but he can run! He hit a few wide open guys a few times. Defense maybe?.  Watch their Spring game. It's comical same offense, can't get scripted plays on a 1 yard gain.  Rebuttal is injuries and using weird OL people. Yea, that bodes well. Not that any team that has a Spring game has to split starters.  Look at their adjustments from 2nd half.  Put 2-3rd, freshman shit in coverage on Reed to get some completions.  That game destroyed him.  maybe he gets 5 starts.  Miley or whatever is way better.  

1 hour ago, hornlife said:

Simple.

Reed is clearly shit on passing and maybe can run some. Every third statement on their Spring game hillbillies said so, but he can run! He hit a few wide open guys a few times. Defense maybe?.  Watch their Spring game. It's comical same offense, can't get scripted plays on a 1 yard gain.  Rebuttal is injuries and using weird OL people. Yea, that bodes well. Not that any team that has a Spring game has to split starters.  Look at their adjustments from 2nd half.  Put 2-3rd, freshman shit in coverage on Reed to get some completions.  That game destroyed him.  maybe he gets 5 starts.  Miley or whatever is way better.  

Okay, but does this have to do with Looch's hair?

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