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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nothing like catching 3 headed fish out of a power plant cooling pond to make you want to go to school there

 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Not bad.  Of course the texags test is a lot easier than the Turing and Voight-Kampf tests.

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22 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

His comments at the event he spoke at show that the cult hive mind has already gotten to him. It’s also a perfect example of how the national media misses the very important sub text when talking about A&M.  Elko said they are going to be a premier national football program and will have 12 draft picks. So he has set the bar at exactly where Texas is, and it’s clear that they’re incapable of assessing themselves and can only judge progress and success by looking at others.

I think it shows he knows his audience and is happy to give them exactly what they want to hear. Easy money.

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On 6/6/2025 at 3:29 AM, Dbeasy said:

Every year I over-rate the Aggies. And they then proceed to underachieve. But I look at their roster and it’s really not that great. They do have a better head coach than in the past, but the rest of the staff is questionable. So if I’m thinking the ceiling is 8-4, then history would suggest 7-5 or 6-6, and it’s only that good because of such a weak schedule. 

The aggy “magical” 10 win-Johnny season included two FCS wins.  Somehow that fact gets overlooked as time has passed, but I’m here to remind aggy.

Hook’em!!!

The guy that posted that aggy ChatGPT post is about to be permanently banned from TexAgs, as there’s no space there fore reality, just smoke and mirrors.  That’s how Billy has kept the inflow of money.

Hook’em!!!

6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

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Taken moments before Elko devoured the bass whole.

 

(The guy who posted this is actually an Aggie staffer (Director of Player Personnel) ...  with his stomach and that goat thing, the image reminds me of some of the grosser scenes from Alien.  Even for the Aggies, it's pretty bizarre.).

 

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19 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

(The guy who posted this is actually an Aggie staffer (Director of Player Personnel) ...  with his stomach and that goat thing, the image reminds me of some of the grosser scenes from Alien.  Even for the Aggies, it's pretty bizarre.).

 

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what is "the blues in Spades?"

It's aggy. Of course it's racist.

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So they're all in on the ag school/petting zoo angle?  

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

(The guy who posted this is actually an Aggie staffer (Director of Player Personnel) ...  with his stomach and that goat thing, the image reminds me of some of the grosser scenes from Alien.  Even for the Aggies, it's pretty bizarre.).

 

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Maybe I’m old, but isn’t giving someone the blues a bad thing?

Also, has no one told them how bizarre the goat thing is? I can understand how they don’t see it, but surely they have some third party consultants (or even just non-Aggies in the media department) to get ideas. 

22 minutes ago, Dewey said:

So they're all in on the ag school/heavy petting zoo angle?  

Fixed

19 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

or even just non-Aggies in the media department) to get ideas. 

That Blinn media degree ain’t what it used to be. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What is the goat mantra (*mantrum) that they are leaning into?

That they’re the greatest of all time, obviously. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What is the goat mantra (*mantrum) that they are leaning into?

They’re leaning into the Lake Bryan vibe. Kind of like how SC plays up the Hollywood angle, The U plays up South Beach, etc 

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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The jokes write themselves folks

those fattened up things would make some great tacos!   what a waste 

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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The jokes write themselves folks


So I ventured over to X to fact check this as being real and holy fuck it is…

 

12 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

They’re leaning into the Lake Bryan vibe. Kind of like how SC plays up the Hollywood angle, The U plays up South Beach, etc 

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What is the goat mantra (*mantrum) that they are leaning into?

Greatest of all time. It’s one of those compulsive things that kids constantly say about everything. It’s nowhere near as stupid to the recruits as it appears to y’all.

13 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

those fattened up things would make some great tacos!   what a waste 

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8 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Greatest of all time. It’s one of those compulsive things that kids constantly say about everything. It’s nowhere near as stupid to the recruits as it appears to y’all.

That’s not a mantra. 

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What is the goat mantra (*mantrum) that they are leaning into?

 

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That they’re the greatest of all time, obviously. 

Celebrating the fourth anniversary of the greatest recruiting class ever signed. The year A&M turned it all around to become what they are today!

There’s one person who can call himself Goat, and his name is Earl (and I’m not talking about the Tyler Rose).

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s not a mantra. 

It certainly is a mantra, it’s just not a good one. It’s mantra of the mediocre who spend all their time discussing greatness instead of being great. This is the exact type of gimmicky shit you do when you don’t have any real football accomplishments to talk about. 

I thought to be a GOAT, you must accomplish something like win multiple national championships, or hold a record on some statistic (all-time leading rusher, most TFLs) or something. I didn't know you could just declare yourself the GOAT. Now I feel jilted. Now I've got to think of something that I can claim GOAT status for.

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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

There’s one person who can call himself Goat, and his name is Earl (and I’m not talking about the Tyler Rose).

 

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8 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

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In the dead of night, my mother gave my father’s used 1983 Ford LTD to my older brother. He drove to Austin in it and went to Texas. My father was furious for the next 4 years. My brother came back to town to attend medical school and gave the car back to my father since he’d bought a used Corolla.

That LTD personified Haggard’s lamentation about a Ford and a Chevy no longer lasting 10 years like they should. The fuel gauge didn’t work, the upholstery was hanging down and had to be put behind your head to see, the radio was broken, no A/C, and rolling the windows down meant you’d be driving through rain, sleet or snow right in your face, because they weren’t coming back up without an act of God intervening. Bald tires, like really bald, and, the chef’s kiss, the paint would come off on clothes or hands if you touched the outside of the vehicle. 

For whatever reason, my father decided we needed to take it to Earl Scheib. Forget not having an A/C in Houston summers or us having to push the vehicle through intersections when it ran out of gas randomly. No, this thing needed a new $50 paint job. Earl Scheib’s people refused us service. 

After that, my father drove it to the plant for work until the car literally lost a major part of its engine pulling into our parking space. The Red Sled sat in that spot until it was towed away, years after my parents moved out of the complex. RIP Red Sled. 

50 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I thought to be a GOAT, you must accomplish something like win multiple national championships, or hold a record on some statistic (all-time leading rusher, most TFLs) or something. I didn't know you could just declare yourself the GOAT. Now I feel jilted. Now I've got to think of something that I can claim GOAT status for.

CHIEF

Aggy frequently boasts about things they've never done, like hypothetical football games that were never played, but certainly would have won

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Are they trying to make the local sheep jealous?

Naaaa

Judging by Liucci's offerings and aggy posters' responses, there will be a new Motto:

Meaty Ochre: It's Better Than Last Place

 

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On 6/7/2025 at 12:55 AM, Gil Bang said:

come on mofos, I need some Softball NC tears

Expectations vs Reality for all D1 softball programs this year

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Notice the two outliers 😁

8 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Now I've got to think of something that I can claim GOAT status for.

CHIEF

Most Allsups burritos consumed?

Just trying to be helpful here . . .

14 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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The jokes write themselves folks

I know that we love to make fun of these guys, and this is one for the history books, but this is damn near a fireable offense. What kind of fuckwit thought that was going to somehow be “cool” or sell their program? If I am a parent and I see that I am noping right out of town before KKL can slash my tires. That is somehow so much worse than the taxidermy fish they gave recruits a year or two ago.

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17 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Are they trying to make the local sheep jealous?

That’s just weird!  I don’t care if you are an Ag school in the middle of MFng sheep country (if there is a section of America), but the goat pictures are head scratching to say the least.  Only Fng aggy would come up with something like that.

Hook’em!!!

Fredericksburg’s HS mascot is the Billies, short for Billy Goats/Rams.  They don’t even take pictures next to goats to the best of my knowledge.  My two kids were Boerne Greyhounds and I attended multiple events over the years b/t Boerne vs FBurg and none involved real goats!

My wife and I go to FBurg 3-4 times a year, just to spend a Saturday.  No goats involved.

Hook’em!!!

12 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Judging by Liucci's offerings and aggy posters' responses, there will be a new Motto:

Meaty Ochre: It's Better Than Last Place

 

Meaty Ochre is the best aggy screen name I think I’ve seen in my entire internet lifetime!  That’s just fabulous!

Hook’em!!!

Mediocre is aggy and that’s their entire history regardless of conference participating in.  SWC, B12, and SEC = .500 results in conference play just look at the stats.

Hook’em!!!

5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My wife and I go to FBurg 3-4 times a year, just to spend a Saturday.  No goats involved.

Sure Jan GIF

7 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Fredericksburg’s HS mascot is the Billies, short for Billy Goats/Rams.  They don’t even take pictures next to goats to the best of my knowledge.  My two kids were Boerne Greyhounds and I attended multiple events over the years b/t Boerne vs FBurg and none involved real goats!

My wife and I go to FBurg 3-4 times a year, just to spend a Saturday.  No goats involved.

Hook’em!!!

Mrs. Brat wasa Taylor Duck….but never posed with a real duck, just the other geezers:

 

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On 6/5/2025 at 5:37 PM, utee94 said:

You have to admire him for his perseverance in the face of extreme stupidity.  You can tell he really loves his work.

Yeah... I'm late to the party here, but I also caught a glaring error on the aggie smack.

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Someone might want to inform Texas Velvet Maestro (whatever that means) that nobody actually calls Tech sand monkeys. Someone might confuse that for white flag waving surrender monkeys.

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Mrs. Brat wasa Taylor Duck….but never posed with a real duck, just the other geezers:
 
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What is going on with the dude/dudette in black on the right?
5 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


What is going on with the dude/dudette in black on the right?

Burn victim with a wig, would be my guess. 

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