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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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27 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

@RGBIII @closetojumping @SydneyCarton 

 

Check out what the cop supposedly said to Ainias.  (And how that cut Karen to the quick ... )

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This is amazing fan fiction. Can't wait for the body cam to be released 

9 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

So, are we going to bury the lede here and not ask the hard-hitting question— did this woman or the father have a manning complex 17-18 years ago?? I wouldn’t suspect those are two names that just naturally come to mind when thinking about what you want your Irish twins to be called..

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This is scandalous.  I cannot believe that some rapscallion would do such a thing:

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Wonder if that Orlando OT is still enraged?

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Wonder if that Orlando OT is still enraged?

Not SEC good. Jimbo backed off. TU loading up on bread

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

@RGBIII @closetojumping @SydneyCarton 

 

Check out what the cop supposedly said to Ainias.  (And how that cut Karen to the quick ... )

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Major “you got a pretty mouth there boy” fanfiction vibes there

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

@RGBIII @closetojumping @SydneyCarton 

 

Check out what the cop supposedly said to Ainias.  (And how that cut Karen to the quick ... )

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KKL is all-knowing, all-seeing. Like Sauron with an AgTag...but no ring. 

They really struggle with the concept of legally paying players above board and why it’s different from what they did a year ago.      Their little minds can’t grasp it.

We should pay that Jersey kid to not commit to aggy. Who’s in charge of that?

The cognitive dissonance in their posts is astounding. They go from “how come everybody was up in arms when we landed our class last year, but nobody says anything about what tu is doing?” to “meh, they only have five top 100 guys, we signed 17 top 100 guys in our class.”
Could that be the answer, fucksticks? 

They are all just like jimbo—can’t figure out whether they want to brag about reality or bitch about perception.

I love how they repeat the "tee yew payin players to skip our amazing pool party" so much it's no longer bullshit cooked in the brain of a mouthbreather, but by gawd fact! And the NCAA is investigating as we speak![emoji85][emoji23]

I love how they are loading up 2024 guys at the pool party so it doesnt look like a normal day at the apartment pool. If we keep this pace, the howling will get to Jimbo, and Liucci will be spinning like a Peleton instructor.

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aggy resorts to all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify a commit to them who didn't have aggy top 3 or even visit, yet even when one of their own tries to explain Kirkland isn't quite as mysterious as it seems....they can't wrap their pea brains around it[emoji85][emoji23]

I cannot believe that the smartest poster on this issue in all of the CFBsphere is Ag77, dude makes a lot of sense. I don't think it was a pure mercenary move but a decision made long ago, but he wanted to troll people in the process, including his fake top 5.

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37 minutes ago, linux said:

I cannot believe that the smartest poster on this issue in all of the CFBsphere is Ag77, dude makes a lot of sense. I don't think it was a pure mercenary move but a decision made long ago, but he wanted to troll people in the process, including his fake top 5.

I think that he was ALL Miami and the rest of the Top 5 eventually became fun trips and objects to troll. 

Then Miami got their OTs for this cycle. Higher ranked guys with higher floors. They told Kirkland “Sorry kid, we don’t have room.”

And then Kirkland was like “Ok fuck! I have burned bridges that I shouldn’t have burned. WTF?!…

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Wait! There’s a bridge that haven’t burned yet!”

So he reached out to see if the spot was still available if committed right now, before the E. St. Louis kid had a chance to visit next weekend. 

From what I have gathered, that’s likely what happened. And I am okay with that.  

Sounds like a great redshirt candidate, maybe gets a few series his first year so that he knows how much he’s going to have to work AND so that the coaches can see what to teach him. But maybe that doesn’t happen until his second year, after a year of weight training & scout team. 🤷‍♂️ Fall of ‘25, he could be a monster. If not, okay. 

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“We don’t even care about this kid” aggum poster #7 exclaims in thread dedicated to said kid

They are so focused on the Lambo parked out front that they don't see the Texas freight train starting to get gather speed ...

 

They are so focused on the Lambo parked out front that they don't see the Texas freight train starting to get gather speed ...
 

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According to the aggy, if you are your record until you are not, then do they realize they are 35-76? 

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“A lot of these recruits have to know that Arch Manning is highly overrated. “

There is so much stupidity and lack of awareness in that logic that it is breathtaking. “We’ve convinced ourselves that the number one recruit in the country should barely be a 3 star. Surely everyone else sees this, too?”

Also, they went from one guy touting the premise that Texas was paying double what anyone else would pay to it now being known fact. Texas alums are sure known for being really stupid with their money. In fact, there’s actually a school that has done that recently, and the jokes fucking write themselves. 

Also also, I am still fascinated by the fact that these goobers still don’t grasp that NIL isn’t a corrupt bag game. They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 

They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 


Why do they need the NCAA and FBI if Chuck is on the case?

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40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“A lot of these recruits have to know that Arch Manning is highly overrated. “

There is so much stupidity and lack of awareness in that logic that it is breathtaking. “We’ve convinced ourselves that the number one recruit in the country should barely be a 3 star. Surely everyone else sees this, too?”

Also, they went from one guy touting the premise that Texas was paying double what anyone else would pay to it now being known fact. Texas alums are sure known for being really stupid with their money. In fact, there’s actually a school that has done that recently, and the jokes fucking write themselves. 

Also also, I am still fascinated by the fact that these goobers still don’t grasp that NIL isn’t a corrupt bag game. They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 

Yes. The fact these dumb asses  don't know how NIL works is par for the course. And that goes for their so called leaders (dimbo and loochie) also.

12 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

 


Why do they need the NCAA and FBI if Chuck is on the case?

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Well, you make a solid point there. That reminds me of one of my favorite images from perhaps the greatest meme of all time:

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Also also, I am still fascinated by the fact that these goobers still don’t grasp that NIL isn’t a corrupt bag game. They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 

“sips are gonna be so screwed when the NCAA finds out about the… highly publicized press releases that were released in coordination with the compliance department!1!!1”
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“sips are gonna be so screwed when the NCAA finds out about the… highly publicized press releases that were released in coordination with the compliance department!1!!1”

They’ve moved way past that. That’s all stuff that happens after enrollment. They have talked themselves into certainty that we are paying recruits to not visit them, paying them to commit, and doing so at multiple times the going rate.  For meh overrated 3 star players. 

Pool party isn’t code for anything? It’s just a party at a pool?

2 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Pool party isn’t code for anything? It’s just a party at a pool?

At an apartment complex 

Pool party isn’t code for anything? It’s just a party at a pool?
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“Von Miller save us, you’re our only hope!”

Now we’re seeing the notion of Peyton, Eli, and Archie calling 17 year olds to come to Texas as mantra. Something they’re getting worked up about countering strategically with their own “celebrities” and such. It’s just fucking outstanding. 

Recruiting seems to be working a lot like musical chairs this year and aggy has no one committed. At some point soon there just won’t be enough prospects left for them to have a good class. More and more they will be forced to convince themselves they will flip people once the season starts but flipping is harder now with early signing day and nil. Not having a class put together should be a big red flag, but they just keep shifting their targets. When we take Baxter, hill, hicks, toviano, gullette off the board. There won’t be anyone left. It will be glorious!

16 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

“Von Miller save us, you’re our only hope!”

...right up until he farts them into unconsciousness. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

“A lot of these recruits have to know that Arch Manning is highly overrated. “

There is so much stupidity and lack of awareness in that logic that it is breathtaking. “We’ve convinced ourselves that the number one recruit in the country should barely be a 3 star. Surely everyone else sees this, too?”

Also, they went from one guy touting the premise that Texas was paying double what anyone else would pay to it now being known fact. Texas alums are sure known for being really stupid with their money. In fact, there’s actually a school that has done that recently, and the jokes fucking write themselves. 

Also also, I am still fascinated by the fact that these goobers still don’t grasp that NIL isn’t a corrupt bag game. They’re clinging to it being a conspiracy that will wind up getting busted up by the joint forces of the NCAA, the FBI, and fucking Chuck Norris. 

Their collective ability to commit and intertwine all the known formal and informal logical/argumentative fallacies - which should be mutually exclusive, but somehow they’ve managed to combine them - really is astounding. 

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