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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Imagine being a Mavs, Cowboys and aggy fan.  Oof!

Most aggies are Houston pro sports fans, and at least the vast majority of Mavs and Cowboy fans know why the they are miserable. aggie delusion doesn't allow for that awareness.

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Most aggies are Houston pro sports fans, and at least the vast majority of Mavs and Cowboy fans know why the they are miserable. aggie delusion doesn't allow for that awareness.

My friend, there are a lot of Aggies up here in Dallas.  I get your point though.

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

My friend, there are a lot of Aggies up here in Dallas.  I get your point though.

I'm sadly aware. Oddly, I'm comforted by the fact that Sooners outnumber them pretty substantially. Pick your poison sort of deal.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

I'm sadly aware. Oddly, I'm comforted by the fact that Sooners outnumber them pretty substantially. Pick your poison sort of deal.

Hell, I’ll drink a beer with a sooner.  I have to listen to Aggies’ mouths at Mass.  They’ve been quiet lately.  Wonder why that is! 🤓 

8 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Hell, I’ll drink a beer with a sooner.  I have to listen to Aggies’ mouths at Mass.  They’ve been quiet lately.  Wonder why that is! 🤓 

Mrs.Brat’s Catholic parish priest is an aggie. 
He does make an occasional joke about it, but nothing outlandish.

On 6/14/2025 at 6:32 AM, Longhornfrenzy said:

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That guy’s memory is so great that he remembers back to things that never happened. More wins they never won. 

15 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I will give this guy credit for his logic regarding Mack Brown recruiting but he lost the narrative track cause he somehow forgot that Texas won the first Big XII after we both joined in 1996 and while he remembered winning the Big XII south in 1997 somehow forgot the "close loss" to Corn to the tune of 54-15. Its also interesting that he did mention their one single 1998 Big XII championship which matches... checks notes... Arizona State, OSU, TCU and CU

Too soon.

23 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Too soon.

I almost left it off. Should have. Sorry.

15 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm sadly aware. Oddly, I'm comforted by the fact that Sooners outnumber them pretty substantially. Pick your poison sort of deal.

Sooners aren't obsessed stalkers convinced you're part of something more evil than just yourself. They're just football rivals. It's why beating them is a bigger deal than beating the Aggies, but losing to the Aggies is a bigger deal than losing to the Sooners.

Aggies see it as a universe affirming event.

He thinks they'll be knocking on the door at 8-4?  Hard disagree.

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Sooners aren't obsessed stalkers convinced you're part of something more evil than just yourself. They're just football rivals. It's why beating them is a bigger deal than beating the Aggies, but losing to the Aggies is a bigger deal than losing to the Sooners.

Aggies see it as a universe affirming event.

I'll have to disagree with this logic...I'll talk to an aggie 7 days a week and twice on Sunday before I'll subject myself to the Chinese water torture that is talking to a sooner.....next ya'll tell me you prefer razorbacks...

11 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

I'll have to disagree with this logic...I'll talk to an aggie 7 days a week and twice on Sunday before I'll subject myself to the Chinese water torture that is talking to a sooner.....next ya'll tell me you prefer razorbacks...

I find sooners and pigs way worse in person; aggy way worse online. They all suck.

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

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Sooners are self-aware enough to know when they suck. Aggies always think they are a play away (in 4-5 different games every year) from winning a natty, but external forces and the evil sip empire conspire to keep them from achieving their true destiny. I'd rather hang out with the guy that knows when he sucks. 

On 6/13/2025 at 5:15 PM, WineGuy69 said:

Charles Martel is the one who stopped the Muslim invasion of Europe at Potiers, so I like that one even more.

*Tours. High water mark of the Umayyad caliphate's expansionary efforts.

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Projected record is 8.0 wins and 4.0 losses. Kelley Ford model is dialed in this year. 

57 minutes ago, Masshole Horn said:

I find sooners and pigs way worse in person; aggy way worse online. They all suck.

this is my experience as well.    

9 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Sooners are self-aware enough to know when they suck. Aggies always think they are a play away (in 4-5 different games every year) from winning a natty, but external forces and the evil sip empire conspire to keep them from achieving their true destiny. I'd rather hang out with the guy that knows when he sucks. 

You are certainly in the right place here.

59 minutes ago, Masshole Horn said:

I find sooners and pigs way worse in person; aggy way worse online. They all suck.

My niece’s sooner husband once tried to scalp his two extra Texas/OU game tickets to my brother (his uncle in law) for triple face value. Jfc

24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My niece’s sooner husband once tried to scalp his two extra Texas/OU game tickets to my brother (his uncle in law) for triple face value. Jfc

Forgot to mention….my brother is a TexasEx (BBA 1961) with a 3-digit membership number in the Ex-Students Association.

Bold talk for a school who hired Rumlin and the guy who has the stripper/monkey combo. 

25 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Self awareness is a dangerous thing.

Jet White is on the verge of bannation.

24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Self awareness is a dangerous thing.

Gotta give a large amount of aggys credit for realizing this and fighting hard to avoid it.

They’re actually making fun of the way Adam Rittenburg “looks” when they have their very own Graham (Pat) the effeminate author of Ags Rags.

Hook’em!!!

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Bold talk for a school who hired Rumlin and the guy who has the stripper/monkey combo. 

Not to mention, didn’t they hire the philandering baseball coach first? And got turned down by the basketball coach that got drunk and beat his girlfriend-after we fired him?

37 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Jet White is about to be banned for two weeks minimum!

Hook’em!!!

Or challenged to fisticuffs in the TexAgs parking lot by tough guy Billy (Looch, not the goat).

They also assume the airs of a team that actually knows what it's like to be good. Aside from their winning percentage in games they never played and losses that are as good as wins, they got nothing.

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God, they're so fucking stupid. "That clown show." The clown show that just want it's 4th director's cup in 5 years. The clown show that their coach said "physically manhandled them" or something similar, at home, at the renewal of the football rivalry. The clown show that stole THEIR coach, who they know says was an amoral shitbag, and won the SEC in year 1 with a transition roster. The clown show that FIRED their alum coach, who was doing awesome, for being a shitbag, and that same shitbag turned them DOWN when they tried to hire them. That clown show that just won a woman's softball national championship, that volleyball team that just spits out national championships, that men's and women's swimming and diving that's legitimately contending every year, and poached the US Olympics coach after our legend finally retired. 

I guess they can enjoy being relevant in track and field...until we start spending money there too. Tick Tock, aggies. 

Sign me up for fucking clown college, because after 2010-2023, I'll walk around wearing this kind of clownery till I fucking die. 

14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

God, they're so fucking stupid. "That clown show." The clown show that just want it's 4th director's cup in 5 years. The clown show that their coach said "physically manhandled them" or something similar, at home, at the renewal of the football rivalry. The clown show that stole THEIR coach, who they know says was an amoral shitbag, and won the SEC in year 1 with a transition roster. The clown show that FIRED their alum coach, who was doing awesome, for being a shitbag, and that same shitbag turned them DOWN when they tried to hire them. That clown show that just won a woman's softball national championship, that volleyball team that just spits out national championships, that men's and women's swimming and diving that's legitimately contending every year, and poached the US Olympics coach after our legend finally retired. 

I guess they can enjoy being relevant in track and field...until we start spending money there too. Tick Tock, aggies. 

Sign me up for fucking clown college, because after 2010-2023, I'll walk around wearing this kind of clownery till I fucking die. 

Per Elko, "they (The Texas Longhorns) physically annihilated us."

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Commit it memory. Save it wherever you save shit. Consider a tattoo. 

Don't ever forget those words.

17 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

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Made MBG.  They probably have a dedicated staffer for TAMU message boards.  

Boy the SEC sure became super easy year after year all of sudden.  What changed I wonder?

20 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

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I love how he's realistic about Texas either being as good as last year, or better, yet still predicts an ag victory in Austin.  They just can't help themselves.

"If Manning lights up Ohio St, he could be really good."

You mean the defending national champ, whose defense was #1 in Yards/Play, Yards/Game, and Scoring? I'd say if Arch lights up Ohio St, aggy should...

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How many paint chips does one have to consume in order to look at the Texas 2025 schedule and say out loud "yeah, that's an easy schedule"? These posters are a special form of stupid.

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How many paint chips does one have to consume in order to look at the Texas 2025 schedule and say out loud "yeah, that's an easy schedule"? These posters are a special form of stupid.

However many one consumes when chewing through the bars on a sheep paddock, I suppose. 🤷🏽

57 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How many paint chips does one have to consume in order to look at the Texas 2025 schedule and say out loud "yeah, that's an easy schedule"? These posters are a special form of stupid.

I didn't save the article, but I'm sure it wasn on3 who said the only one with a harder schedule than us is Florida this year. It's like they just read the headlines and assume the opposite is true automatically because of BOMC. It's insane.

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

"If Manning lights up Ohio St, he could be really good."

You mean the defending national champ, whose defense was #1 in Yards/Play, Yards/Game, and Scoring? I'd say if Arch lights up Ohio St, aggy should...

 

And they say our expectations are high.

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There is a bus in College Station whose  wheels are several inches off the ground due to the pile of QBs thrown beneath it.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

How many paint chips does one have to consume in order to look at the Texas 2025 schedule and say out loud "yeah, that's an easy schedule"? These posters are a special form of stupid.

For 2025, 9 of our 12 opponents went to a bowl game this year. And 2 of the 3 that didn't are SEC, we have no choice but to play them.

Games include the defending national champ, the defending SEC champ, and 3 rivals. Most importantly, we have to face Mike fucking Elko, how can they say that's an easy schedule?

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

...how can they say that's an easy schedule?

Because they ignore facts.  They lie and say what feels good.  Because reality sucks for them.

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