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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Reading this bit about projection:

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They're just such unbelievable... dorks.

Anyway, projection is their thing, self-loathing is ours.

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Ag chest-thumping and victory lappping about recruiting - in June - is about as on-brand as it gets. 

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This is a program which made commemorative cups for a regular season win against LSU. 

These loser bitches have been starving for relevancy 85 years.

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Ag chest-thumping and victory lappping about recruiting - in June - is about as on-brand as it gets. 

Don't forget generating Aggie facts about how scared we are. Well, how scared everybody is for that matter. Sleeping giant and all that.

This is Elko's second full recruiting class, it lives and dies based on this season's results. And then there are failures after they sign like mercenary freshman year contracts, then transfer to a NFL factory/chance of a championship.

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You know what I just realized? We come to this thread to read the screenshots of their board, and it informs our opinions on what Aggies are thinking. But we never see them contemplating on screenshots from our boards. What whining, and accusations of cheating are they even talking about? I don’t see that shit anywhere here. Are they just making up the what they think our reactions are entirely out of whole cloth? What a terrifying concept. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You know what I just realized? We come to this thread to read the screenshots of their board, and it informs our opinions on what Aggies are thinking. But we never see them contemplating on screenshots from our boards. What whining, and accusations of cheating are they even talking about? I don’t see that shit anywhere here. Are they just making up the what they think our reactions are entirely out of whole cloth? What a terrifying concept. 

Nahlin implied that there's some dirty pool going on w/r/t NIL contracts and the House settlement. But Nahlin's a fucking idiot. So who gives a shit?

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You know what I just realized? We come to this thread to read the screenshots of their board, and it informs our opinions on what Aggies are thinking. But we never see them contemplating on screenshots from our boards. What whining, and accusations of cheating are they even talking about? I don’t see that shit anywhere here. Are they just making up the what they think our reactions are entirely out of whole cloth? What a terrifying concept. 

Yeah, we specifically say things like, "they chose to go all-in and outspend us on this guy.  It's going to happen."  We are certainly implying that all offers being equal, the recruits would choose Texas over A&M for any number of reasons.  But at no point are we suggesting they're cheating. That's THEIR mindset, not ours.  Which is ironically laughable, but here we are.

But I don't go on other message boards like OB or IT or anything, so maybe those dudes are saying stupid shit?

 

17 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Yeah, we specifically say things like, "they chose to go all-in and outspend us on this guy.  It's going to happen."  We are certainly implying that all offers being equal, the recruits would choose Texas over A&M for any number of reasons.  But at no point are we suggesting they're cheating. That's THEIR mindset, not ours.  Which is ironically laughable, but here we are.

But I don't go on other message boards like OB or IT or anything, so maybe those dudes are saying stupid shit?

 

They’re two havens for stupid posters, so yeah, I’m sure they’re saying stupid shit. I mean, Jkates is a regular at both spots 

22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

They’re two havens for stupid posters, so yeah, I’m sure they’re saying stupid shit. I mean, Jkates is a regular at both spots 

Still, you would expect them to post screenshots. Or quotes. It's very easy to do. 

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

Still, you would expect them to post screenshots. Or quotes. It's very easy to do. 

On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, we're talking about aggy.

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

Still, you would expect them to post screenshots. Or quotes. It's very easy to do. 

Would you though? I don't expect aggy to cite legitimate evidence in support of their opinions on any topic. 

7 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, we're talking about aggy.

 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Would you though? I don't expect aggy to cite legitimate evidence in support of their opinions on any topic. 

Fair enough. Thanks to this thread I probably read more from TexAgs and Gigem247 than I do from places like Orangebloods. I honestly have no idea what posters on OB are like, other than a vague notion that they must be somewhat dumb for giving their money to Ketch. 

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You know what I just realized? We come to this thread to read the screenshots of their board, and it informs our opinions on what Aggies are thinking. But we never see them contemplating on screenshots from our boards. What whining, and accusations of cheating are they even talking about? I don’t see that shit anywhere here. Are they just making up the what they think our reactions are entirely out of whole cloth? What a terrifying concept. 

They DID mention Orangebloods.

God only knows what idiocy Ketch is peddling over there. I don't.

10 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You know what I just realized? We come to this thread to read the screenshots of their board, and it informs our opinions on what Aggies are thinking. But we never see them contemplating on screenshots from our boards. What whining, and accusations of cheating are they even talking about? I don’t see that shit anywhere here. Are they just making up the what they think our reactions are entirely out of whole cloth? What a terrifying concept. 

They had to send the film off to be developed. 

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All of their lore is based on self-agrandizing lies that do not hold up under the mildest of scrutiny. They generate random fictions over there on a daily basis. One idiot speculates and all the parrots repeat it and respond to it as though it is gospel.

Just look at their phony fan letters. 

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All of their lore is based on self-agrandizing lies that do not hold up under the mildest of scrutiny. They generate random fictions over there on a daily basis. On idiot speculates and all the parrots repeat it and respond to it as though it is gospel.

Just look at their phony fan letters. 

The fan letters are a true treasure each fall. Texags usually manufactures at least 3 each season and I cannot get enough of them. 

The fan letters are a true treasure each fall. Texags usually manufactures at least 3 each season and I cannot get enough of them. 

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On 6/20/2025 at 10:22 AM, crash_davis said:

This is a program which made commemorative cups for a regular season win against LSU. 

These loser bitches have been starving for relevancy 85 years.

And all these:

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And proclaiming to be 1 - 0 after that spring game.

What’s funny is the fact that those goobers started dissing the Big12 as a shit conference after they ran away like little bitches. 
Yet they stick those bullshit division  “championships” on the wall with their scrawny chests puffed up with pride.

On 6/20/2025 at 7:27 PM, RomaVicta said:

All of their lore is based on self-agrandizing lies that do not hold up under the mildest of scrutiny. They generate random fictions over there on a daily basis. On idiot speculates and all the parrots repeat it and respond to it as though it is gospel.

Just look at their phony fan letters. 

Wait…next you’re gonna tell me that the Petnhouse letters weren’t real…

The ones I submitted were. Busty park rangers showing up while I was skinnydipping. Periscope up.

I loved the outdoors.

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21 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

 

And proclaiming to be 1 - 0 after that spring game.

It was worse, it was to claim a 10 win season. Its also included in their home W-L record.

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11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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They just took a supposed 5* EDGE from Georgia that didnt have an offer from Georgia, Alabama, or Auburn.  Those three programs are always all over high rated kids from that area. 

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Watch.  The.  Tape.  

39 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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I see Ag1188 hasn't gotten around to watching the tape of the 5 star they just got, whose top 3 was Washington, Tenn, and A&M.  

It astounds me how micro their peens always are when it comes to us.  Don't know why it should but it does still.  They have the #2 recruiting class but that isn't enough to make them happy.  We have to be last place too or it doesn't work for them.

On 6/22/2025 at 12:34 PM, HuttNuts said:

It was worse, it was to claim a 10 win season. Its also included in their home W-L record.

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....and dipshits still got it wrong.  The M&W Game makes it 4 home losses.....

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We get a five-star and we're bragging our heads off because we're stupid sips. Anybody heard any bragging?

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Also from William:

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They're turning heads, opening eyes, sending shockwaves! Everybody is talking about the Aggies!

42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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We get a five-star and we're bragging our heads off because we're stupid sips. Anybody heard any bragging?

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Also from William:

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They're turning heads, opening eyes, sending shockwaves! Everybody is talking about the Aggies!

How come he wasn't offered by Georgia then?

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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We get a five-star and we're bragging our heads off because we're stupid sips. Anybody heard any bragging?

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Also from William:

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They're turning heads, opening eyes, sending shockwaves! Everybody is talking about the Aggies!

After all these years, you’d think they would have figured out they would be much better off if America didn’t notice them. Noticing them was the genesis of Aggie jokes. And the roller coaster. 

On 6/20/2025 at 2:42 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, we're talking about aggy.

To be fair, it’s hard to cut & paste on one of these …

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12 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

To be fair, it’s hard to cut & paste on one of these …

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Not quite the GOAT (that would be the BlackBerry 9900, IMHO), but that thing was awesome. Indestructible. 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Not quite the GOAT (that would be the BlackBerry 9900, IMHO), but that thing was awesome. Indestructible. 

All well and good, but this fucker will still power on:

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21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They're turning heads, opening eyes, sending shockwaves! Everybody is talking about the Aggies!

Yes. Shockwaves…..

 

The unjustified arrogance of that ad so puts the Aggie mentality into focus. "We're already great. You just haven't noticed enough to be filled with awe and fear."

I think most coaches would have vetoed that, but maybe that's just impossible with a cult.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

The unjustified arrogance of that ad so puts the Aggie mentality into focus. "We're already great. You just haven't noticed enough to be filled with awe and fear."

I think most coaches would have vetoed that, but maybe that's just impossible with a cult.

They're problem is that they're so marinated in their own BS, they think everyone else sees them as they see themselves.

In reality, no one gives them a second thought, except when they're behaving weird in public. But then the thought is neither awe nor fear. It's "fucking weirdos--how'd they ever get in this conference?."

Olin has begun writing football stories. You can almost feel the fresh autumnal breezes of mid-September in College Station. 

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Speak muse. Show me the color.

 

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1. So true, Olin. Thanks for providing one for me. 

2. Syllogistic reasoning. All persons need a purpose. Le'Veon Moss is a person. Moss needs (and has!) a purpose. Olin, you impress.

We seem to have solidly locked into a theme here. I hope you're not being too subtle, Olin. Only three mentions of the word and one reference to it in four sentences.

But no color. Lay it on me, man!

 

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I don't know if you presume Moss' other purpose is poor grammar or if you have let us down apostrophe- and verb-noun-agreementwise. Running through faces. OK, it's sorta fresh but a little weird sounding. I'll give it a 7.5.

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Fuck! It's awesome and somehow colorful! Powerful stuff. I'm embarrassed I didn't appreciate it enough, O. I'm also not sure that the quote, immortal as it is, leads to the thing about delivering and taking hits. Whither syllogism? Some people deliver more hits than they take. Le'Veon runs through faces. Le'Veon delivers more... But it is awesome although I'm unsure about the color.

 

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His thoughts were conveyed in spite of the poor grammar which you repeat here. (The sentence doesn't need the "too" either, also.) At this point, in my first read of the piece, I still didn't know what you meant by color. Then it was, "Oh, Le'Veon (compliments on getting the apostrophe correct in Mr. Awesome Quote Guy's name) cussed here. 

Only then did I get the brilliance of the first letters in your unpunctuated parentheticals: He must have said through motherfuckers' faces. I'm guessing he hit the apostrophe on the nose (get it, Olin?) and matched verb and noun. I have no doubt that the dozen Aggies who broke your code agree with your awesomeness appraisal.

 

Then, this awesome sentence:

Moss attacks offenses like he approaches defenses — unrelenting, unafraid and unapologetic.

In what way does he attack offenses? I thought he attacked defenders' motherfuckin' faces not, presumably on tippy toe, approached those faces.

Unrelenting? Check

Unafraid? Sure, check, I guess. He's unafraid of offenses and defenses. Rare in a football player.

Unapologetic? Huh? I'm not sorry for being unrelenting and unafraid when I attack offenses and approach defenses. Man, you were doing syllogisms just a few paragraphs up! Pull yourself together.

I skipped to the end. Olin is a closer. But first,

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What is it with Aggies and chips on shoulders?  Okay, bring it home, Olin.

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16 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

They're problem is that they're so marinated in their own BS, they think everyone else sees them as they see themselves.

In reality, no one gives them a second thought, except when they're behaving weird in public. But then the thought is neither awe nor fear. It's "fucking weirdos--how'd they ever get in this conference?."

I'd argue they're more embraced by their fellow hicks in SEC land than they ever were in the Big 12. It helps they don't win consistently so they're not viewed as a serious threat.

Every good story needs a good villain. We're well on our way to being that villain for the SEC. It makes me so happy. I embrace my inner Sauron.

Every good story needs a jester/clown. A&M fits that role perfectly. If SEC football was a midget tossing contest, A&M would be the midget. l always love that .gif from American Hustle produced around the time it was announced OU and UT were joining the SEC, with Bradley Cooper as Texas and Louis CK as A&M. 

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