June 30Jun 30 Popular Post 21 minutes ago, Jebus said: happy to cede the goat-loving demographic to billy and a&m Stupid sip, you can't even fuck a lambo
June 30Jun 30 Popular Post 8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: Ah, but a lamb... 2 hours ago, Bevo14 said: Stupid sip, you can't even fuck a lambo I’d have gone with: ”But a lamb, tho…”
June 30Jun 30 Tryna show me up, eh Carton? Throwing me under the tumbril? I'll have my revenge, damn you!
June 30Jun 30 1 hour ago, RomaVicta said: Tryna show me up, eh Carton? Throwing me under the tumbril? I'll have my revenge, damn you! I hate when you guys make me google words.
June 30Jun 30 Looch's fat hobbit fingers accidentally posted this in the zoo, here once again they secretly knew Aggie 5* WR recruiting were all a hidden bust. I don't think Sark can compete with feint commits like these. Also "bust" means leaving A&M since Evan Stewart is a valuable piece in Oregon (or was before his season ending injury)
July 1Jul 1 I can't believe they're shocked that a kid named "Legend Bey" chose to avoid them. I don't want to disparage what I'm sure is a vibrant and active Moorish Science Temple community in College Station but I would think that that particular young man would feel a lot more at home somewhere else. Like, anywhere else
July 1Jul 1 53 minutes ago, Getafix said: Lulz. Dude is absolutely fucking roasting those sheep fuckers on twitter.
July 1Jul 1 1 hour ago, Park Gothic said: Dude is absolutely fucking roasting those sheep fuckers on twitter. They've moved on to goats
July 1Jul 1 Stupid sip, you can't even fuck a lambo“Anything is a fleshlight, if you’re brave enough!”Albert Einstein
July 1Jul 1 i don't do social so just to make sure i understand this correctly..... @cupdates dude is either the official or defacto xitter updater dude for the director's cup aggy owns intertrons aggy bitches up a storm about ebil sips playing sportz aggy don't play therefore sips did not win director's cup OR director's cup is not real OR goatfucking is not included in director's cup, etc. @cupdates dude can't use his socialtrons because of aggy infestation @cupdates dude creates NEW metric exactly the way aggy would - selective data parsing specific to aggy not only does aggy not win aggy-specific metrics, they don't finish top 5, and sips still win did i get that right? please post texags or secrant links documenting the afterbirth
July 5Jul 5 Popular Post Our pal Graham at the gig em gazette had a prediction article a few days ago and this gem was in it.
July 5Jul 5 Lulz. Isn't this the recruitment where the player's dad publicly stated he was glad Michigan didn't roll out with goats and other stupid gimmicky shit?
July 5Jul 5 Author 1 hour ago, utee94 said: Lulz. Isn't this the recruitment where the player's dad publicly stated he was glad Michigan didn't roll out with goats and other stupid gimmicky shit? Yup!
July 5Jul 5 8 minutes ago, nnm said: What’s TAMU’s beef with Deloitte? Apparently Deloitte gets to approve or reject NIL deals going forward, based on some sort of fmv estimation. im sure aggy is getting some preemptive “they’re harsher on us than tu and others” content.
July 5Jul 5 And a ring! You get a ring! That's the most important part! This guy has it all figured out. Pretty smart for a parrot: Just show them this gaudy part of your season where you had your big chance to get crushed in the SEC Championship game. Just win one of the three conference games! Crushed by the two ranked teams on your schedule with a gut-check loss to a lousy Auburn team. I know. I know. SEC night games! The way they gush about the College Station experience. It's so yokel to tell city folk that you actually have it better out in the sticks. We love it here! It's better than where you live! We literally go. Seriously. No shit. The wife and I physically transport ourselves to CS three quarters times a year. Literally. We eat cheeseburgers and fries and then hit a chain chicken wing joint. Holy land! If they did irony, I'd think it was such, but Mr. Amazing Experience going on the coaches tour punches it home.
July 9Jul 9 Optimism sprouts up everywhere as the season nears. Most fans: I think we might be better than I thought. I think we'll have a good team. Aggies: The culture is changed. Practices are going awesome. We're going to win it all!
July 9Jul 9 35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: Optimism sprouts up everywhere as the season nears. Most fans: I think we might be better than I thought. I think we'll have a good team. Aggies: The culture is changed. Practices are going awesome. We're going to win it all! They are the eternal bug on the windshield of college football.
July 9Jul 9 Popular Post 18 hours ago, Armybrat said: The rollercoaster is being turbocharged before our very eyes! I saw something in LULZ the other day that reminded me of aggy football. Hope, at the beginning, only to end up in the jet wash by November.Someone needs to put an aggy jersey on that pigeon. CHIEF
July 9Jul 9 They are the eternal bug on the windshield of college football. And what is the last thing to go through that bugs mind as it hits the windshield? It’s asshole!
July 9Jul 9 1 hour ago, General Specific said: It asshole! Decided to avoid the confusing apostrophe/no apostrophe altogether, I see.
July 9Jul 9 3 hours ago, General Specific said: And what is the last thing to go through that bugs mind as it hits the windshield? It’s asshole! *Its*
July 10Jul 10 "Howdy! I'm a writer!" Dedication? How about getting your body ready for an SEC schedule when you're in the Big 12? Huh? How about that? I suppose SEC membership was retroactive and the sacred conference patches will be photoshopped into old pictures. Who is this Chris Harrington, all Big 12 guy? Game changer! I must have been in a coma to not recall the storied career. Let's check into it, shall we? Impressive! Let's see how many games he must have changed. Solid! Average record for A&M in the storied Francione years: 8-5. Take off the Aggie tradition of losing their bowl games, and, what do you know? 8-4. Caneck! Caneck! Caneck! I remember Appel. Evidently nobody else does. Here's his bio from his teaching kids to run gig: Where's the Aggie pride? Another All Big 12 player! Let's check out the wiki! Aggies like to play a little loose with the all conference resume. Whither the honor code? I guess that's why he trains little kids and these guys who give testimonials: Lookout peewee football! The rest is the usual. Now for the insight that only a second team all conference player on an 8-4 team can provide: 1 Of course. 2 Elko knows his system. He's going to practices, understanding players, and using all that. He's blowing whistles and chewing guys out. He sweating a lot! He sees the whole defense! All of it. Every smidgen. You don't see that much nowadays. I'm excited!!!!! 3 Joke writes itself. I'm not sure that we chalk this level of clarity up to dreamy Brauny or Mr. Second Team All Conference Mr. Florida Tusker: Getting the team all gel-ified together as a whole totality and execute [sic] leads to maybe seeing [future possible] something somewhere that may have been [past sorta perfect] something somewhere else. College men. Edited July 10Jul 10 by RomaVicta
July 10Jul 10 Maybe the first AI slop I've seen worthy of a post in a normal thread. Though that bonus.....finger?....makes me a little uncomfortable 1 hour ago, 6th Street said:
July 12Jul 12 Typical delusion of grandeur: Do you think A&M is mistakenly hiring a poor staff of assistants? The fact is that you do have to settle for these guys because your HC and school reputation can't draw better than middling coaches. Settling for Elko as head coach after you assumed any number of big time coaches would leap at the chance to "get" the Aggies was a big clue. Everybody knew Fisher was not a great candidate, and look how much you had to spend to get him. A&M shouldn't have to... You got no choice.
July 12Jul 12 1 hour ago, RomaVicta said: Typical delusion of grandeur: Do you think A&M is mistakenly hiring a poor staff of assistants? The fact is that you do have to settle for these guys because your HC and school reputation can't draw better than middling coaches. Settling for Elko as head coach after you assumed any number of big time coaches would leap at the chance to "get" the Aggies was a big clue. Everybody knew Fisher was not a great candidate, and look how much you had to spend to get him. A&M shouldn't have to... You got no choice. Not to mention the school is broke. How many coaches can they afford to pay at once? Have they even finished paying Sumlin off?
July 12Jul 12 30 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Not to mention the school is broke. How many coaches can they afford to pay at once? Have they even finished paying Sumlin off? Pretty sure Sumlins buyout was due 60 days after termination. So the aTm brain trust went in the other direction on Jimbo, just pay him his salary every year until it’s done because who wants to have to muscle up to raise 30+ million for a one time payout in just 60 days ever again?
July 12Jul 12 4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Pretty sure Sumlins buyout was due 60 days after termination. So the aTm brain trust went in the other direction on Jimbo, just pay him his salary every year until it’s done because who wants to have to muscle up to raise 30+ million for a one time payout in just 60 days ever again? I think that they thought of jimbo as such a sure thing that any buyout/guarantee was just paper because they’d end up firing him. At least for the first contract. Making sense of the extension t probably requires a journey through fish camp. Edited July 12Jul 12 by Pato del Muerto
July 12Jul 12 15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Pretty sure Sumlins buyout was due 60 days after termination. So the aTm brain trust went in the other direction on Jimbo, just pay him his salary every year until it’s done because who wants to have to muscle up to raise 30+ million for a one time payout in just 60 days ever again? Regardless, they have a 20 year old debt to the university that they still have never repaid. They need to focus on not sucking.
July 12Jul 12 6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Regardless, they have a 20 year old debt to the university that they still have never repaid. They need to focus on not sucking. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that they’d paid the Debt back to the academic side awhile back.
July 13Jul 13 18 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that they’d paid the Debt back to the academic side awhile back. Very honorable
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