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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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22 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think that they thought of jimbo as such a sure thing that any buyout/guarantee was just paper because they’d end up firing him.  At least for the first contract.  Making sense of the extension t probably requires a journey through fish camp. 

Jimbo, the sitting national championship coach was a sure thing. 
He’s #1 in his profession - drawing $9,000,000/year for sitting….doing nothing. 

 

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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30 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

First quarter suspension against UTSA forthcoming. 

Not sure they can afford to do this 

3 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Not even sure his can afford to sit out during the maroon and white game!

If he does, here’s aggy fans after the game:

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1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Not even sure his can afford to sit out during the maroon and white game!

I know what you’re attempting to do here, but you realize it’s now the summer, right? And that the Maroon and White game is a spring game, right?

Texags has this all figured out: CSPD being soft, alpha males doing alpha male things, kids without fully corned formed vortices, nothing burger,etc.  Nothing about backing the Blue like you would normally expect from that collection of geniuses.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3549190

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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So we can say for certain Moss was getting an early start on wanting to kick people in the face. He's a hard worker and doesn't just sit on his ass and talk, he makes shit happen even to random bystanders. 

 

As an extra lulz, I just want to point and laugh at all the aggies and crystal ball experts pemciling Lamar Brown to that cesspool only to whiff. 

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3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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He just ran out of orderly conduct.

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

First quarter suspension against UTSA forthcoming. 

Not even. Kevin Sumlin suggested it will be “the Louisiana Tech game.” Elko agreed. 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I know what you’re attempting to do here, but you realize it’s now the summer, right? And that the Maroon and White game is a spring game, right?

Hey man, what the fuck is your problem? He’s General about his dates and timelines and Specific about given events.  Pretty straightforward shit. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I know what you’re attempting to do here, but you realize it’s now the summer, right? And that the Maroon and White game is a spring game, right?

You are one of those “time is linear and only goes in one direction” people aren’t you

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Hey man, what the fuck is your problem? He’s General about his dates and timelines and Specific about given events.  Pretty straightforward shit. 

Should never miss a chance to stomp on someone on the internet though. 

I know what you’re attempting to do here, but you realize it’s now the summer, right? And that the Maroon and White game is a spring game, right?

You know we are talking about Aggy right? The same dipshits that wore glow in the dark unis during the day right? These asswipes spent 450M on a renovation, compared to the Texans building a new place for the same $!

Never put anything past an Aggy.
52 minutes ago, General Specific said:

These asswipes spent 450M on a renovation, compared to the Texans building a new place for the same $!

You don't just replace a stadium with such a rich history of losing, you stupid sip.

5 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:


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Not my favorite gif from that show. There’s probably a Daddario thread somewhere. 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Not my favorite gif from that show. There’s probably a Daddario thread somewhere. 

Definitely not a "flat circle"

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Finally a statement directly from Mr. Moss himself, "Le'Veon Moss was arrested for disorderly conduct after what Le'Veon Moss describes as a heated confrontation where Le'Veon Moss made it clear Le'Veon Moss wasn't about to back down. While the authorities saw fit to detain me, Le'Veon Moss stands by the fact that Le'Veon Moss was defending Le'Veon Moss and Le'Veon Moss's space — not out looking for trouble, but not the type to walk away when challenged either. I admits I got loud, maybe even wild, but says, "sometimes Le'Veon Moss gotta run through mother fuckers' faces just to remind ’em Le'Veon Moss ain’t the one." Le'Veon Moss isn’t apologizing for having a backbone, but Le'Veon Moss understands the legal process and is ready to face whatever comes next head-on, including a first play suspension against either UTSA or Utah State."

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Le'Veon Moss approves this motherfuckin' message.

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20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I know what you’re attempting to do here, but you realize it’s now the summer, right? And that the Maroon and White game is a spring game, right?

Obviously you don’t understand aggy thought…..

thankfully.

42 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Oh joy, another “hear me out” idiot 

To be fair, I'm guessing it wouldn't take much to meet the standard of "best big 3 sports year" for aggy.

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Well, the aggies are experts at using tragedies as look at me moments.       

1 minute ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Well, the aggies are experts at using tragedies as look at me moments.       

And at least Taaffe didn't cause the tragedy in question, unlike A&M with a certain pagan fire ritual everyone with a functioning brain stem knew was a bad idea.

aggys are so full of bile jeez 🤦🏻‍♂️

On 7/14/2025 at 8:10 AM, MIkeHoncho said:

Finally a statement directly from Mr. Moss himself, "Le'Veon Moss was arrested for disorderly conduct after what Le'Veon Moss describes as a heated confrontation where Le'Veon Moss made it clear Le'Veon Moss wasn't about to back down. While the authorities saw fit to detain me, Le'Veon Moss stands by the fact that Le'Veon Moss was defending Le'Veon Moss and Le'Veon Moss's space — not out looking for trouble, but not the type to walk away when challenged either. I admits I got loud, maybe even wild, but says, "sometimes Le'Veon Moss gotta run through mother fuckers' faces just to remind ’em Le'Veon Moss ain’t the one." Le'Veon Moss isn’t apologizing for having a backbone, but Le'Veon Moss understands the legal process and is ready to face whatever comes next head-on, including a first play suspension against either UTSA or Utah State."

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

Yes, absolutely horrible to honor those who perished in a freak flood. Michael sucks, y'all. How dare he stand there and help memorialize victims of a tragedy. 

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They would never do something like make their stadium red white and blue a week after 9/11. That probably was someone else.   

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Their bitterness is toxic. What complete assholes. Yeah I’m sure he doesn’t have any connections to the camp and it isn’t personal for him at all. And impossible that he’s an empathetic person who wanted to honor them. JFC.

Truth is they’re the ones who have before and probably wanted to this time as well, to make it a look at what great people we are moment about themselves. Because they’re good and we’re bad and anything that challenges that concept in their simpleton minds must be challenged.

8 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

What an odd thing to be upset about.

and seeing us in their rear mirror and looking to pass 'em on a day we land two 5 stars probably f'd with their day.

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If an aggy did what Taaffe did I’d be happy about it.  Even if a cocksucking sooner did it I’d be happy about it.  It’s a good deed.  

@Hank Kingsley posted on the camp flood thread that taffee has two cousins that were counselors at La junta. No clue how to verify that, but there’s your connection, aggy. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@Hank Kingsley posted on the camp flood thread that taffee has two cousins that were counselors at La junta. No clue how to verify that, but there’s your connection, aggy. 

The Taaffe family tree and their circle of friends have a lot of history with these summer camps. I can only imagine how many people they know who were deeply affected by this tragedy. 

 

 

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56 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

If an aggy did what Taaffe did I’d be happy about it.  Even if a cocksucking sooner did it I’d be happy about it.  It’s a good deed.  

If Barry Switzer wore that tie I'd hope he'd use it later that day to commit auto asphyxiation. 

It is a good deed, though. 

Apparently a couple of the victims were from my church, although I didn't know them. The church held a series of memorials over the past week. No one can remember the church being that packed. Thousands came to each service, and while it's a good size church, we're not equipped to handle the numbers that came to each memorial service. In certain parts of the Christian community in this state - which Taafe is openly a part of - this event has seemed to hit in a very personal way. I don't blame him for wearing the tie. I think it's a nice way to recognize the tragedy and keep things in perspective even in the midst of SEC media days. 

The Aggies are complete goobers.

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

If an aggy did what Taaffe did I’d be happy about it.  Even if a cocksucking sooner did it I’d be happy about it.  It’s a good deed.  

Same. Like, how fucking petty and insincere does one have to be to call out someone who wants to honor those who lost their lives trying to protect kids, and the kids themselves? 

Fucking morons. 

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Didn't Taafe call out aggy for a disgusting Jake Ehlinger sign on GameDay?  Fuck em. 

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