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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Is Elko the fattest HC in FBS right now? I’m probably forgetting a couple of truly giant lardasses. Still, gone are the days of Ralph Friedgen and Mark Mangino. Those were the halcyon days of gluttons roaming CFB sidelines. 

Hammock’s big for an ex-RB. Heupel’s on the wrong track. Bert?

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I'll sum it up for those of you who won't click the link. 

Several AI photos of current SEC coaches ballooned out and renamed accordingly... Except Elko. His picture is unedited 🤣

 

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As disgustingly and laughably fat as he is, the most shocking thing is that he’s only 47 years old. He looks like he’s at least 65…not a candidate for longevity. 

17 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

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Holy fucking shit. The heart is a powerful fucking muscle, I don’t know how that motherfucker hasn’t had limbs amputated. 

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Can you imagine how good that 2022 highest rated class of all time must have been considering all 4 services are systematically conspiring against A&M? Surely that collection of talent must have won at least 2 or 3 titles. 

30 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Can you imagine how good that 2022 highest rated class of all time must have been considering all 4 services are systematically conspiring against A&M? Surely that collection of talent must have won at least 2 or 3 titles. 

They did win the biggest busted #1 class title.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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 Being self-aware in that crowd is analogous to Home Depot Hat Longhorn dude at last years game

Do they ever take the next step of doing the same thing for other classes that they think are favored- specifically ours?

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Once you commit to aggy and show how dumb you are, of course your ranking drops.

17 minutes ago, Deej said:

Once you commit to aggy and show how dumb you are, of course your ranking drops.

Pretty much the last step in the evaluation profile.

I actually believe they are right and aggy recruits are being dropped. This happened to Texas in the later years of FUPM up until Sark because we did a horrendous job of developing talent. So if there were a borderline recruit they’d drop if they committed to Texas and would go up if they committed to Alabama.

Seeing the number one class of all time flame out and with Elko not having many skins on the wall it’s not completely reasonable to think they’d get the same treatment until they prove it on the field/in the draft.

Of course the rankings drop.  Majority of them will be under developed by that underperforming program.  

I mean committing to A&M seems like a solid enough reason to drop the mental eval score of a player 

On 7/25/2025 at 10:18 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

Who is the last obese coach to win a national title? Bowden in 99? Was he even fat in 99? 

Bowden wasn't ever what I would call fat for a 70 year-old man.  You could fit two of him in that Elko wardrobe.  I  mean, Elko requires a parade permit just to leave the house.

16 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

I actually believe they are right and aggy recruits are being dropped. This happened to Texas in the later years of FUPM up until Sark because we did a horrendous job of developing talent. So if there were a borderline recruit they’d drop if they committed to Texas and would go up if they committed to Alabama.

Seeing the number one class of all time flame out and with Elko not having many skins on the wall it’s not completely reasonable to think they’d get the same treatment until they prove it on the field/in the draft.

For sure, it isn't pure fiction. Rankings will rise and fall based not only for who a recruit commits to but who is interested. Yes, part of that is a coaching staff's historical ability to develop talent, but in my admittedly incomplete knowledge it's more about evaluating talent. I'm certain I don’t need to address that reality regarding FUPM, particularly as it relates to QB. FUPM had amazing skills of not only underdeveloping recruits but towards the end he was mailing in the evaluations too.

4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

For sure, it isn't pure fiction. Rankings will rise and fall based not only for who a recruit commits to but who is interested. Yes, part of that is a coaching staff's historical ability to develop talent, but in my admittedly incomplete knowledge it's more about evaluating talent. I'm certain I don’t need to address that reality regarding FUPM, particularly as it relates to QB. FUPM had amazing skills of not only underdeveloping recruits but towards the end he was mailing in the evaluations too.

The “Texas doesn’t develop talent” bias has largely been washed out. It took little thought to move that largely down the road to ATM, and that has absolutely happened. 

Aggy probably didn't have a problem when Bryce Foster was #5 or whatever in the nation on Rivals and Reuben Fatheree kept getting moved up every time the rankings were updated.

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bryce Foster

He’s actually the perfect example of aggy’s terrible player development. He regressed there both in football as well as track. He’s blossomed in both at KU. He’s pre-season All Big XII and likely to be a day 3 draftee next spring as a top center. He also just competed in the nationals in Eugene in shot put.

25 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He’s actually the perfect example of aggy’s terrible player development. He regressed there both in football as well as track. He’s blossomed in both at KU. He’s pre-season All Big XII and likely to be a day 3 draftee next spring as a top center. He also just competed in the nationals in Eugene in shot put.

Yeah but you have to weigh that against all the good bull replies his mom no longer gets on texags

35 minutes ago, Scholz said:

He’s actually the perfect example of aggy’s terrible player development. He regressed there both in football as well as track. He’s blossomed in both at KU. He’s pre-season All Big XII and likely to be a day 3 draftee next spring as a top center. He also just competed in the nationals in Eugene in shot put.

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Love how many of them are such discerning connoisseurs of vodka that they can be sure that Tito’s is shitty.  

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It really does amaze me how they can craft shit out of whole cloth and then wear it as the obvious truth from there forward. Tito's Vodka isn't giving anything to NIL. They're a vice company according to the NIL rules and they can't. They do a sponsorship to TOF for low 5 figures, and they're doing sponsorships of that ilk in other places. Do they do a lot of sponsorship with UT? Sure. As with other programs. The notion has now reach "giving 8 figures to NIL" and that's probably the most absurd thing I've heard those goobers say in a while. 

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It really does amaze me how they can craft shit out of whole cloth and then wear it as the obvious truth from there forward. Tito's Vodka isn't giving anything to NIL. They're a vice company according to the NIL rules and they can't. They do a sponsorship to TOF for low 5 figures, and they're doing sponsorships of that ilk in other places. Do they do a lot of sponsorship with UT? Sure. As with other programs. The notion has now reach "giving 8 figures to NIL" and that's probably the most absurd thing I've heard those goobers say in a while. 

Well, we can still troll our aggy friends and relatives with regards to Tito's though, right?  Because I've definitely been doing that...like a lot.  

I didn't know the guy who founded Pancho was a UT grad. Badass. I'm not much of an outdoorsman, but I have their burnt orange pearl snap and that thing is great. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I didn't know the guy who founded Pancho was a UT grad. Badass. I'm not much of an outdoorsman, but I have their burnt orange pearl snap and that thing is great. 

Colt McCoy and, I think, other former players are investors. 

The Rhobeck stuff cracks me up.  "How dare they do a deal with the sips, we must boycott.  Uhhh, we suck and are slow with granting licenses."

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Colt McCoy and, I think, other former players are investors. 

That shit is paying off.  I see them all over Texas.  And have been in Montana and Colorado all summer.  Seems like half the men I see are wearing Poncho.  And many I’ve talked with aren’t Texans.  Counted five last night at a restaurant in Aspen.  

Isn’t most vodka largely the same?
 

 

 

And by that I mean ghey

30 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Isn’t most vodka largely the same?
 

 

 

And by that I mean ghey

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I believe you mean phage.

 

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You don't have a War Hymn for rivals. A War Hymn, well, that's for something ebil.

 

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1 Quote marks. This is a serious man. Subtle of thought. 

2 No, you do not aside from your "buddy" close to the tu football program.

3 Not "rivals," that's too "soft" a characterization. Adversaries, "enemies" for whom "you" have war "hymns" to rouse your "fake" army.

4 Cover the ears of the children and women folk. Ebil.

5 Perfectly normal way to express this. Am I the only one around here who feels totally found out? I surely am whatever the hell he wrote there.

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I have never in my life thrown rarer red meat into this thread

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9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I have never in my life thrown rarer red meat into this thread

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One drink and the hard R comes out of this guy.

20 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

One drink and the hard R comes out of this guy.

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32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I have never in my life thrown rarer red meat into this thread

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They love to bring up Jamaal Charles. But the interview where he could barely speak was coming out of HS. Charles is a shy guy, and doesn’t like to talk. He was diagnosed as having learning disabilities as a kid.
 

But has anyone heard him in the past 15 years? It’s night and day. That guy has really overcome a lot of struggles, before and after football. He’s a hero story and they laugh and point fingers. Fucking just the dumbest fucking cruel idiots. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

They love to bring up Jamaal Charles. But the interview where he could barely speak was coming out of HS. Charles is a shy guy, and doesn’t like to talk. He was diagnosed as having learning disabilities as a kid.
 

But has anyone heard him in the past 15 years? It’s night and day. That guy has really overcome a lot of struggles, before and after football. He’s a hero story and they laugh and point fingers. Fucking just the dumbest fucking cruel idiots. 
 

 

Someone who would know told me Jamaal busted his ass at Texas.  Never missed a class and sat in front row in every class.  

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

They love to bring up Jamaal Charles. But the interview where he could barely speak was coming out of HS. Charles is a shy guy, and doesn’t like to talk. He was diagnosed as having learning disabilities as a kid.
 

But has anyone heard him in the past 15 years? It’s night and day. That guy has really overcome a lot of struggles, before and after football. He’s a hero story and they laugh and point fingers. Fucking just the dumbest fucking cruel idiots. 
 

 

Any fanbase that worships Johnny Football has no room to speak. 

If you plan to attempt high-minded, you must deliver same. I'm neither a grammarian nor an English teacher. Writing has been my job or part of my job for 35 years.

A&M's most esteemed man of letters presents himself with a raised nose and raised sense of himself. From a college man:

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Dear Mister Farkquar Fuckstain,

Your writing improves with every new effort. This represents your best work to date.

Sadly, you undermine your premise with name-calling and a logical argument that stabs itself in the testicles.

You state that you observe two "tu" students who speak poorly. You conclude that all "tu" (if only this institution of higher learning could dispense with that silly slur!), students must be uneducated and poor speakers. This reasoning is equivalent to suggesting that you've observed three left-handed mechanics, therefore all mechanics must be left-handed.

[Farkquar reads this and thinks, Yes, and?]

Perhaps you, yourself, should consider becoming a mechanic. They make excellent money and are not called upon for much, as you describe, professional communication.

The good news, Mr. Fuckstain, is that you are well on your way to passing Remedial English this time around! Well done!

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I have never in my life thrown rarer red meat into this thread
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“Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs”

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