July 29Jul 29 1 hour ago, irishtexan said: “Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs” "A double negative monster" makes it sound like DMO's speech pattern is too complex for the ag to follow.
July 29Jul 29 11 minutes ago, Chopper said: "A double negative monster" makes it sound like DMO's speech pattern is too complex for the ag to follow. If DMO uses words with three or more syllables his speech pattern is too complex for about 98% of aggy.
July 29Jul 29 1 hour ago, irishtexan said: “Our coloreds are way more articulate than theirs” Ahm proud t'say- ya listenin' boy? I say, boy ahr ya hearin' me? Ahm proud t'say we ah purged of Blaggies. Ahll ahr puhsons of niggra puhsuasion ahr proud Aggies. An' we ahr proud a them, too! We treat them as equals!
July 29Jul 29 Popular Post From Olin. Big changes in Aggieland. They're pumping up the balls and shining up the helmets in College Station. It's a whole new deal there. Nice to hear fresh comments. Marcel Reed: Coaches are blowing whistles, using tough love, restraining from scratching their crotches. Wait, didn't they say this last year? Marcel: Ahhh, there is a difference. They're harping really hard this time. Last year's harping was soft and melodic. It's thrash harp now. And now it's time for Mike Elko's impenetrable sentence of the week: This? What this? It will build into something... [Gotta be excited about that!] ...that can be a really special year. Evidently, the masses are repeating that this has the opportunity to build into something. Just not around here, I guess. They've got 30 days to start the process of building a team. Coach, baby, you can't start in 30 days! You gotta start now! The game is in 30 days! I better check my calendar. Yes! Show me your Penn ring. Yeah, but not with the same voodoo that you do, Mike. I. The goal: II. The Elko Report: III. Fact Check: Yogi Elko Foot pounds? Is this English or metric? Thanks, Olin!
July 30Jul 30 21 hours ago, Not a Sock said: One drink and the hard R comes out of this guy. That drink is his morning coffee
July 30Jul 30 4 hours ago, RomaVicta said: From Olin. Big changes in Aggieland. They're pumping up the balls and shining up the helmets in College Station. It's a whole new deal there. Nice to hear fresh comments. Marcel Reed: Coaches are blowing whistles, using tough love, restraining from scratching their crotches. Wait, didn't they say this last year? Marcel: Ahhh, there is a difference. They're harping really hard this time. Last year's harping was soft and melodic. It's thrash harp now. And now it's time for Mike Elko's impenetrable sentence of the week: This? What this? It will build into something... [Gotta be excited about that!] ...that can be a really special year. Evidently, the masses are repeating that this has the opportunity to build into something. Just not around here, I guess. They've got 30 days to start the process of building a team. Coach, baby, you can't start in 30 days! You gotta start now! The game is in 30 days! I better check my calendar. Yes! Show me your Penn ring. Yeah, but not with the same voodoo that you do, Mike. I. The goal: II. The Elko Report: III. Fact Check: Yogi Elko Foot pounds? Is this English or metric? Thanks, Olin! If they're just "start[ing] the process of building a team" only 30 days before the start of the season, they're way behind. But, then again, they're aggy. They pretty much exist behind the times in all respects.
July 30Jul 30 22 hours ago, RomaVicta said: From Olin. Big changes in Aggieland. Foot pounds? Is this English or metric? Thanks, Olin! Elko checks his watch and exclaims “I am a leader of men. I lead by example. I told Rylan that I would do it with him. We are on the Ketch plan. Two a days at Lane’s and Wings ‘n More. We should have him there by August 15th.”
July 31Jul 31 6 minutes ago, texifornia said: “Only drawback he can foresee.” that’s an impressive racist, sexist, ignorant screed only to give it away at the end by telling everyone he’s never fucked, much less married, a Latina.
July 31Jul 31 Popular Post One wonders how this incel and candidate for closet queen would "customize" his gender role.
July 31Jul 31 6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: One wonders how this incel and candidate for closet queen would "customize" his gender role. A crossbreed between Reveille and a sheep.
July 31Jul 31 3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: “Only drawback he can foresee.” that’s an impressive racist, sexist, ignorant screed only to give it away at the end by telling everyone he’s never fucked, much less married, a Latina. His fucking loss. No, no pictures.
July 31Jul 31 Latinas can fuck, tho. I know this. I have personally never slept with nor met with a "crazy" Latina, so it's an urban legend to me. You know, unless you live in Central and South America where I'm sure they're not any crazier than the white, Asian, and black women here.
July 31Jul 31 3 minutes ago, texifornia said: No Trevor Goosby? This dude is going to murder the edges.
July 31Jul 31 8 minutes ago, texifornia said: Proctor must have pics of media members to be rated so high all the time. Lmao at aggy oline. These lists are always stupid but necessary in the offseason. Who’s blocking for the gooner savior and sec favorite mateer.
July 31Jul 31 Popular Post 8 minutes ago, Foosters said: lmao The best part of this, is that it's pretty easy to connect the dots between us taking Wesley from Oregon, and then Oregon hitting the ATM and going over the top for Jones, another 5 star at edge. And when I say "connect the dots" I mean it's one fucking dot. We sign Wesley and basically fuck aTm in the process at DE. So fucking good.
July 31Jul 31 I could watch those clips all day. We are going to have a deeper, more experienced, and more talented front 7 going up against those same goobs. I can't wait.
July 31Jul 31 It took multiple miracles for them to even be in the position to get destroyed and embarrassed by our front 7, down by the goalline.
August 1Aug 1 2 hours ago, utee94 said: It took multiple miracles for them to even be in the position to get destroyed and embarrassed by our front 7, down by the goalline. Yeah, Quinn doesn't shit his pants in the red zone we win by 30+ and shut them out. Let Looch hype these guys all he wants, when ND kills them everyone will know the truth.
August 1Aug 1 8 hours ago, Foosters said: Sco Ducks is dumb, btw. I thought there would be a cool story. Nope. It's literally just Let's Go Ducks shortened. They've got merchandise for it and everything.
August 1Aug 1 Author 2 minutes ago, SL Xpress said: Sco Ducks is dumb, btw. I thought there would be a cool story. Nope. It's literally just Let's Go Ducks shortened. They've got merchandise for it and everything. It's pretty common shorthand for northern teams. Boulder says "Sko Buffs." I've heard BC people say "Sko Eags."
August 1Aug 1 3 minutes ago, texifornia said: It's pretty common shorthand for northern teams. Boulder says "Sko Buffs." I've heard BC people say "Sko Eags." Yeah, apparently it's a big deal for Colorado, too. I'm sure you're right on Boston College. I just couldn't find anything on it with a quick 10 second search. I just know I saw it referenced all over the place in Eugene. They should make up a myth around it. Some dying football player as he's being carried off the field with collapsed lungs he wheazes out his last breath, only he's not able to force out "Let's Go Ducks" but instead a whispery "...s'go Ducks" then he dies, and it becomes a rallying cry. Kind of like Bear Down Cats for Arizona.
August 1Aug 1 49 minutes ago, texifornia said: It's pretty common shorthand for northern teams. Boulder says "Sko Buffs." I've heard BC people say "Sko Eags." I guess speech therapists are not widely available in the north?
August 1Aug 1 My kid goes to Western Colorado in Gunnison, and I figured it was abbreviated there as a safety measure to maintain SpO2 given the field elevation of 7700'. "SKO 'NEERS!!! gasp... gasp... ... hey honey, is the dispensary still open?"
August 1Aug 1 On 7/31/2025 at 8:14 AM, SydneyCarton said: “Only drawback he can foresee.” that’s an impressive racist, sexist, ignorant screed only to give it away at the end by telling everyone he’s never fucked, much less married, a Latina. Its almost too perfectly on-brand for aggy to be real, but it's texags so it's probably real. Edited August 1Aug 1 by Bevo14
August 1Aug 1 15 hours ago, Damor said: My kid goes to Western Colorado in Gunnison, and I figured it was abbreviated there as a safety measure to maintain SpO2 given the field elevation of 7700'. "SKO 'NEERS!!! gasp... gasp... ... hey honey, is the dispensary still open?" Spent a decent amount of time in Gunny round early 90s. Your son smokes weed, nttiawwt. He hitch up to CB on the winter weekends?
August 1Aug 1 5 minutes ago, Big_kat said: That can't be a legitimate, logical thought. No one is that stupid, are they???? This can't be a legitimate, logical thought. You're not this unfamiliar with aggie, are you????
August 1Aug 1 6 minutes ago, Big_kat said: That can't be a legitimate, logical thought. No one is that stupid, are they???? I'm sorry, did you miss that this is an Aggie brain typing that?
August 1Aug 1 @BurntEyes We're happy it's just THC and EtOH. That's pretty square for Wasted State. Free bus runs to the bottom of the mountain multiple times a day. He's up there 3-5 times a week.
August 1Aug 1 8 minutes ago, Damor said: @BurntEyes We're happy it's just THC and EtOH. That's pretty square for Wasted State. Free bus runs to the bottom of the mountain multiple times a day. He's up there 3-5 times a week. Forgot that they started that bus. Doh! And I would never judge anyone for college years thc and hallucinogin use. In fact, I would question not doing so, without judgment. Edited August 1Aug 1 by BurntEyes
August 1Aug 1 24 minutes ago, Big_kat said: That can't be a legitimate, logical thought. No one is that stupid, are they???? go re-read the last 691 pages
August 1Aug 1 Popular Post 33 minutes ago, Big_kat said: That can't be a legitimate, logical thought. No one is that stupid, are they???? Counterpoint:
August 1Aug 1 9 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: Counterpoint: This is like a real life version of those "Aggie invention" jokes. Solar powered flashlight, screen door on a submarine, and this.
August 1Aug 1 5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said: This is like a real life version of those "Aggie invention" jokes. Solar powered flashlight, screen door on a submarine, and this. I think Snopes did a thing on that picture and the shop owners provided a defense for it that I guess made a sliver of sense, but, yeah.
August 1Aug 1 Just now, closetojumping said: I think Snopes did a thing on that picture and the shop owners provided a defense for it that I guess made a sliver of sense, but, yeah. Was the hurricane on the inside of the building?
August 1Aug 1 I was told by an aggy that they didn't want glass in the store. That was hurricane Ike if I remember right, probably a TS by the time it got that far inland. If you live on the coast, a TS isn't much of anything, like getting a handy.
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