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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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We really got such a big break for scheduling perennial power and returning national champion OSU on their home field as our opener. Texas always gets the big breaks. 

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We got that break of facing aggy on the road last year, even though we had last played there. No easier, less-threatening stadium in the entire country. 

59 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

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We really got such a big break for scheduling perennial power and returning national champion OSU on their home field as our opener. Texas always gets the big breaks. 

Texas will have played the last 2 national champions in their house the season after they won.  So easy for us! 

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Texas will have played the last 2 national champions in their house the season after they won.  So easy for us! 

Clearly tu rigged the playoffs to play these teams the year after when they knew the teams would be down. Padding the schedule to appear better than it really is. Look it up!

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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T264 is going to have to fight Looch in the parking lot.

Blinnaggie2002  has to be a Surly asshole…..or that Harmon incel.

10 hours ago, Scholz said:

You're talking about John David Crow

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TIL that second place was Webster’s dad aka Mongo

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10 hours ago, Scholz said:

You're talking about John David Crow

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For what it's worth...

When he was born, a midwife struggled to remove the umbilical cord around Crow’s neck, which resulted in nerve damage that paralyzed the left side of his face.  

Pretty fortunate that he survived and was able to lead a productive life, all things considered.

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You can see them working their way to claiming this factoid is proof of the unfair advantage the sips get.

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I think we can agree that Texas A&M University is a dynesty and will always be a dynesty.

Further in this vein:

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Yea! Texas never has to prove shit on the field while the real talented teams get their cred on the field! Take Arizona State for example!

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We, like everyone else, aspire to be one win from appearing in a conference championship game then loosing the month of November. But. So. Close.

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10 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

T264 is going to have to fight Looch in the parking lot.

“It’s terrifying how little the experts actually know” says the guys who fought to take horse paste during covid. Terrifying indeed. 

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“It’s terrifying how little the experts actually know” says the guys who fought to take horse paste during covid. Terrifying indeed. 

We talking about the experts who shut down beaches during Covid?

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32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

“It’s terrifying how little the experts actually know” says the guys who fought to take horse paste during covid. Terrifying indeed. 

 

10 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

We talking about the experts who shut down beaches during Covid?

Can we just not? 

33 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

We talking about the experts who shut down beaches during Covid?

Maybe. Were those people regular Texags posters? 

This biased poll crap is so aggy.  Yes, ESPN contacted all of the coaches and writers to implore them to over rank Texas for ......... Um, ratings or something?

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You would think a team that 80 percent of the time starts off ranked and ends up unranked wouldn’t run their mouths about poll bias.  

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aggy is always running their mouths on poles. 

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Misspelled dynasty and have they actually won a play off game.    In the same thread.   
 

is this seriously the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen?

I like how, as a group, they laugh at how we're going to be crushed by Ohio State, yet they lament tOSU's reduced state making a victory meaningless for tu.

45 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You would think a team that 80 percent of the time starts off ranked and ends up unranked wouldn’t run their mouths about poll bias.  

If the only thing you could run was your mouth, you’d run it all day long as well. It’s the only exercise those rubes can get. 

41 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

is this seriously the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen?

Well it's certainly A group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons, there's some pretty serious historical competition from their aggie forefathers though.  But if you want to take all aggie or maybe specifically texags message board posters across history as a singular collection of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons, then quite possibly yes, they just might be the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I like how, as a group, they laugh at how we're going to be crushed by Ohio State, yet they lament tOSU's reduced state making a victory meaningless for tu.

it's a conundrum wrapped in a riddle inside a milkman pose

entirely unspoken is the concept of a true road win over a ranked team, something they haven't done in 11 years and only accomplished twice this century

we had 3 true road wins over ranked teams last year

16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's a conundrum wrapped in a riddle inside a milkman pose

entirely unspoken is the concept of a true road win over a ranked team, something they haven't done in 11 years and only accomplished twice this century

we had 3 true road wins over ranked teams last year

Were they SEC night games?

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3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

is this seriously the dumbest group of brain dead idiotic little dick non functioning retarded sheep fucking morons the world has ever seen?

Man, if the name of this thread ever gets updated, you couldn't be more on-the-nose than this...lol

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Does he give back? Or is this just the usual meaningless virtue signaling?

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Dumb pussy, hell be giving the ball back to our defense all night on the 28th of November 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If the only thing you could run was your mouth, you’d run it all day long as well. It’s the only exercise those rubes can get. 

To be fair, they probably do a lot of 12 oz. curls as well.

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

"I couldn't have indoctrinated my son any better. I can't imagine why he went to Alabama, it must have been these new Yell Leaders" says man with zero personal reflection. He also doesn't have any experience with cheering for a winner, so of course the 'Bama decision was baffling. The kid must get that from his mother. 

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I like how, as a group, they laugh at how we're going to be crushed by Ohio State, yet they lament tOSU's reduced state making a victory meaningless for tu.

It is absolutely aggie to hedge all bets regarding Texas. Michigan was going to crush us/is so weak now was the chant last year. Of course, given zero originality or unique thought an easy rinse repeat is on the table for another top 10 matchup where Texas is involved.

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41 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

"I couldn't have indoctrinated my son any better. I can't imagine why he went to Alabama, it must have been these new Yell Leaders" says man with zero personal reflection. He also doesn't have any experience with cheering for a winner, so of course the 'Bama decision was baffling. The kid must get that from his mother. 

There was a shocking amount of suppression and deflection in that message. Holy shit! I think his son went to Bama to get as far as he could from the "ghey hate" his father clearly suffers while still attending a school in an "approved climate/state". Or... maybe his son just wanted to pull for an actual winner. 

7 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

You would think a team that 80 percent of the time starts off ranked and ends up unranked wouldn’t run their mouths about poll bias.  

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guarantee you Manziel never got offered more Bjs than the head yell leader in any
given year does

Yeah, the traffic at the Dixie Chicken glory holes was gridlocked when the YLs showed up.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Lulz.  My soon-to-be-Longhorn freshman saw this for the first time when he was about 11.  Took him to see Texas play aggy in basketball in Ft Worth.  (I can't recall why the game was there.).  Anyway, the dumbass ags pulled this weird crap and he said, "What is this shit?". That's the only time I've ever heard him curse.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

And yet people on this site and idiots in the media think these guys are going to do something better than 8-4. Right now, 4 of their road opponents are ranked, and higher than ATM to open. That doesn’t include @Missouri who very well could be ranked when ATM shows up. So, yeah, sure this is the year they break through on the road and become a completely different program. 

it's up to them

if they are ever going to amount to a hill of beans then they are going to have to win big games

and if they are winning a big game they are going to have to finish it out and avoid setting the new record for all-time most embarrassing collapse with a massive lead

they can sack up and go win that game in south bend

the eyes of jesus will be upon them

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

It's so amusing how when we point out that their song is all about us, they say "well, you say goodbye to Texas A&M" as though it's equivalent. Hell, they've got choreography.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

"I couldn't have indoctrinated my son any better. I can't imagine why he went to Alabama, it must have been these new Yell Leaders"

this was the highlight of those caps

the #1 all-time all-galaxy move to fix their problem, would be to vaporize the milkmen

it would just be a start, as they have 150 years and a million lifetimes of indoctrination to unfuck and unteach

but it would be a start

so to see posters of all ages with exceptional flair ride to the rescue in defense of the faggotry is comforting

And yet they try to act as if there is nothing more manly than being aggy. 

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If you can fake being military, faking being manly should be a snap. And, yells on tours?

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Tough choice when your options are such elite universities. Valedictorian?

 

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1 Same exact phrase is used everytime this comes up. I mean to the syllable.

2 Not necessarily related to opening paragraph.

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The dad calling the yell leaders “ghey” and blaming them for his son leaving home is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. 

12 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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If you can fake being military, faking being manly should be a snap. And, yells on tours?

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Tough choice when your options are such elite universities. Valedictorian?

 

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1 Same exact phrase is used everytime this comes up. I mean to the syllable.

2 Not necessarily related to opening paragraph.

Maybe this is the tail they’re talking about…

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4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

To be fair, they probably do a lot of 12 oz. curls as well.

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