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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Literally the only thing on campus worth a shit ahah

Tbh, Wawa is the superior roadside store experience, so as soon as Temple gets an on-campus location they're back to second place.

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37 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Literally the only thing on campus worth a shit ahah

Happily drive past that mega-store to stop at Hruska’s for a bacon jalapeno cheeseburger and some beef jerky every damn time!

Did aggy ever get the shitters at Pyle working? Maybe call the Buc-ee's guys over to keep 'em running and clean, that's their specialty. 

They'll have the cleanest glory holes on campus. 

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tbh, Wawa is the superior roadside store experience, so as soon as Temple gets an on-campus location they're back to second place.

I love in PA...wawa is overpriced garbage.

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

They need to get aggy students familiar with their brand/products so they’ll be more job ready and prepared for work after graduation.

56 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

They need to get aggy students familiar with their brand/products so they’ll be more job ready and prepared for work after graduation.

And specialized training for their future workplace ….

 

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UTSA? Someone on here said they were a senior laden team. Does Aggie not remember the dog fight against Bowling Green last year? And handle two SECSECSEC teams with ease? The Aggies will learn what a grind playing week in and week out in the SEC is like. It's a line of scrimmage league. There are no off weeks in the SEC where iron is always sharpening iron and the stadiums are cathedrals. I feel sorry for A&M because they don't know what they're in for.

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As the swallows return to San Juan Capistrano...

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...profound Aggie football analysis presages the return of college football. You can rely on the above being said multiple times every week. It satisfies the simple mind to repeat the obvious.

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Considering that Buccee's is the Rednecks' Central Market, this fits....

I don't understand the impulse to turn Buccee's into a cultural football or to cede it to the Aggies. Everyone likes clean bathrooms. Everyone likes brisket sandwiches. 

And I know who owns Buccee's but I don't think that's dispositive. I'm not going to stop listening to REK or Lyle Lovett either. 

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2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I don't understand the impulse to turn Buccee's into a cultural football or to cede it to the Aggies. Everyone likes clean bathrooms. Everyone likes brisket sandwiches. 

And I know who owns Buccee's but I don't think that's dispositive. I'm not going to stop listening to REK or Lyle Lovett either. 

Hey man, I like Blue Bell Peaches and Cream ice cream. Buccee's is just always so loud and crowded I feel like I'm in a zoo and I'm one of the animals. It's got the Yogi Berra "it's too popular" issue.

i try to avoid patronizing aggy in any way shape or form

bucs is easy to avoid on 10, 35 and 45 - plenty of other options

but goddamnit the fuckers have manufactured hagbard kryptonite

i am unable to resist

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5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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UTSA? Someone on here said they were a senior laden team. Does Aggie not remember the dog fight against Bowling Green last year? And handle two SECSECSEC teams with ease? The Aggies will learn what a grind playing week in and week out in the SEC is like. It's a line of scrimmage league. There are no off weeks in the SEC where iron is always sharpening iron and the stadiums are cathedrals. I feel sorry for A&M because they don't know what they're in for.

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As the swallows return to San Juan Capistrano...

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...profound Aggie football analysis presages the return of college football. You can rely on the above being said multiple times every week. It satisfies the simple mind to repeat the obvious.

So the guy thinks that if the defense does so well that they hold ND to TEN points, that the aggy offense will only be able to conjure up 20 of their own?

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I don't understand the impulse to turn Buccee's into a cultural football or to cede it to the Aggies. Everyone likes clean bathrooms. Everyone likes brisket sandwiches. 

And I know who owns Buccee's but I don't think that's dispositive. I'm not going to stop listening to REK or Lyle Lovett either. 

I don’t usually stop at Buccee’s because it is a gas station equivalent of a tourist trap. It’s fucking ridiculous.  The founder has a giant house on Lake Travis that is impressive. I believe his son or some relative hid a camera there and was filming women changing in and out of bathing suits, if memory serves. 

I don’t listen to Lyle Lovett because he sucks. Good on him for the whole Julia Roberts thing though. 

I don’t buy Blue Bell because they killed people and then said they’d fixed it and killed more people. That’s some aggie shit there. I don’t know if Chipotle has a connection to aggies, but I avoid them for the same reason. That place killed people. 

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I said REK made some racist stuff, incorrectly.

The posts a few pages back where they're talking about how the defense will improve are gold. They hand wave the loss of their entire defensive line, including three guys taken in the first two rounds of the draft, because Elko is calling the defense! As head coach, he obviously wasn't allowed much input last year leading to mediocre results. Sure, they only return one all conference player, but Taurean York is basically Ray Lewis and don't forget about Scooby. The defense becoming elite through use of Elko's brain is obviously important because this is probably the #1 offense in the country with Lamar Jackson at QB and Ashton Justin-Jefferson at WR. Truly the only thing that can stop the Ags this year is the refs and the vast and ongoing conspiracy against them and in favor of sippy. 

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t usually stop at Buccee’s because it is a gas station equivalent of a tourist trap. It’s fucking ridiculous.  The founder has a giant house on Lake Travis that is impressive. I believe his son or some relative hid a camera there and was filming women changing in and out of bathing suits, if memory serves. 

I don’t listen to Robert Earl Keen because of the racist shit he actually recorded and sold. Some aggie buddies put it on during a night of poker and I couldn’t believe my fucking ears. Couldn’t believe it existed. Made the idiot turn that shit off and they all acted shocked. Fuck that guy. I don’t normally protest art because the creator is a shithead. I make an exception for that fucking guy. 

I don’t listen to Lyle Lovett because he sucks. Good on him for the whole Julia Roberts thing though. 

I don’t buy Blue Bell because they killed people and then said they’d fixed it and killed more people. That’s some aggie shit there. I don’t know if Chipotle has a connection to aggies, but I avoid them for the same reason. That place killed people. 

You really are a ray of sunshine. 

40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t listen to Robert Earl Keen because of the racist shit he actually recorded and sold. Some aggie buddies put it on during a night of poker and I couldn’t believe my fucking ears. Couldn’t believe it existed. Made the idiot turn that shit off and they all acted shocked. Fuck that guy. I don’t normally protest art because the creator is a shithead. I make an exception for that fucking guy. 

I have NEVER heard of this.  Are you sure they didn't put on Johnny Rebel or David Allan Coe?

4 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I have NEVER heard of this.  Are you sure they didn't put on Johnny Rebel or David Allan Coe?

Ditto. DAC has some disgustingly racist songs on his banned albums and I remember kids playing those in high school. Never heard anything like that from Robert Earl Keen. Anything's possible, I guess, but it would be a shocking disappointment. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hey man, I like Blue Bell Peaches and Cream ice cream. Buccee's is just always so loud and crowded I feel like I'm in a zoo and I'm one of the animals. It's got the Yogi Berra "it's too popular" issue.

I'll stop at Buccee's because it's a novelty for me, being in CA.  I was in TX a few weeks back and we stopped there to take a leak and grab a cold drink.   I also hit a couple in FL when I was back there. 

I recently was headed out the 10 out Palm Springs way, and there's a billboard with just the logo, and 1366 mi (or something similar).

35 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

You really are a ray of sunshine. 

Listen, man, I'm not the one killing people or making unlistenable music.

11 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

I have NEVER heard of this.  Are you sure they didn't put on Johnny Rebel or David Allan Coe?

You're right. My bad on that one. I'll no longer avoid REK but I don't even know when and where I'll be when I hear him, most likely. The guy going on the blacklist is David Allen Coe. I'll delete my false info on REK for accuracy and SEO related purposes. 

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, man, I'm not the one killing people or making unlistenable music.

You're right. My bad on that one. I'll no longer avoid REK but I don't even know when and where I'll be when I hear him, most likely. The guy going on the blacklist is David Allen Coe. I'll delete my false info on REK for accuracy and SEO related purposes. 

Yeah don’t recall anything racist from REk.  Coe is terrible.  

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t buy Blue Bell because they killed people and then said they’d fixed it and killed more people. That’s some aggie shit there. I don’t know if Chipotle has a connection to aggies, but I avoid them for the same reason. That place killed people

I agree with this paragraph only. 

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2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

BB uses high fructose corn sweetener. 
HEB Creamy Creations uses real cane sugar.

 

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Armybrat having store brand homemade vanilla at the ready could not be more on point.  Straight down the checklist.

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43 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Armybrat having store brand homemade vanilla at the ready could not be more on point.  Straight down the checklist.

We are having a family birthday (3 birthdays in fact) celebration dinner at a nearby restaurant on Sunday, and we just picked that container up to go with the cake desserts we will serve here at home afterwards. 
The kids & grandkids will take the leftover cake home, but I have dibs on the Creamy Creation.

No aggie ice cream allowed in this house.

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4 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Truly the only thing that can stop the Ags this year is the refs and the vast and ongoing conspiracy against them and in favor of sippy. 

we're coming

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@RomaVicta get the missiles in the silo pressurized and steaming......

big evil texas is LAYING WASTE to their beloved conference.....  here is a quick overview of their outstanding contracts

26: missouri state saved their bacon and moved up to d1 this year so they won't have to redo anything

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27: if they want a fcs game they will have to buy out Texas State or New Mexico

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28: they already have their fcs so this one will be easy

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29: comedy value awaits - what will they do?

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oh what will they do?

snakey is going to have to tell the fcs addicts that they have to move those games to september to clear the table for the tv discussion

disney ain't forkin' over $80m to have their hands tied by tier 3 content

I'ma laugh like hell when ASU beats them two years in a row.  

16 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I recently had Tillamook icecream for the first time. Never buying blue bell again. 

Tillamook strawberry ice cream is damn good. Highly recommend.

22 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I recently had Tillamook icecream for the first time. Never buying blue bell again. 

Their cheeses are also good. 

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

BB uses high fructose corn sweetener. 
HEB Creamy Creations uses real cane sugar.

 

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HEB might be the thing I miss most about living in Texas. 

40 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I recently had Tillamook icecream for the first time. Never buying blue bell again. 

Is that normally not available out there? I have been consuming for years. Marionberry pie is my to go. 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Tillamook strawberry ice cream is damn good. Highly recommend.

Pretty much every flavor they do is solid. I feel almost the same way about HEB's ice cream. Using real cane sugar instead of corn syrup makes all the difference. The only Blue Bell flavors I really like are their chocolate peanut butter cookie dough and their peppermint bark around the holidays. I'm sure HEB would make a superior product if they did those flavors

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1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

Pretty much every flavor they do is solid. I feel almost the same way about HEB's ice cream. Using real cane sugar instead of corn syrup makes all the difference. The only Blue Bell flavors I really like are their chocolate peanut butter cookie dough and their peppermint bark around the holidays. I'm sure HEB would make a superior product if they did those flavors

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Robert Earl Keen may not be a virulent racist, but it doesn't change the fact that his music sucks and you should feel bad for liking it.

13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

BB uses high fructose corn sweetener. 
HEB Creamy Creations uses real cane sugar.

 

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Switched to Creamy Creations years ago. Never going back

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

Switched to Creamy Creations years ago. Never going back

Same.  It’s just a much better product.  Blue Bell is about the same quality as the generic plastic tub of ice cream poor people buy at Wal Mart.  It’s garbage.  If I’m going to eat ice cream, which is something I enjoy every so often, I want it to be good.  

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Tillamook strawberry ice cream is damn good. Highly recommend.

That's the one I had 🤘🏽

i try to avoid patronizing aggy in any way shape or form
bucs is easy to avoid on 10, 35 and 45 - plenty of other options
but goddamnit the fuckers have manufactured hagbard kryptonite
i am unable to resist
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20 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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So you like to pack that banana fudge?  Good for you.

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