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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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10 minutes ago, hornlife said:

aggy - where QB and WR go to die. How many have left that program to earn starter positions at other schools? I'll never understand a top WR or QB going there. It's a deathbed to careers. 

Seriously.  Without looking, who is the last QB of theirs to start through their senior (or final) year since Corey Pullig?  Just Manziel? That it? 

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Once again, before the season starts and the losses pile up, the fighting ags have found themselves in the mix for the national championship! Other contenders to look out for, Syracuse,  Fresno State, Utah State and 100s more! 

8 minutes ago, Teebox said:

Seriously.  Without looking, who is the last QB of theirs to start through their senior (or final) year since Corey Pullig?  Just Manziel? That it? 

Kellen Mond. Who they hated. He also happens to be the best QB they've had since Manziel. 

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Did Reggie McNeal start all of his last season?  He was better than Vince, and beat #1 ou that one time, so he should have. 
 

tannehill also did it. His last year was his only year to start all the games, at least at qb. 

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17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I used to enjoy them.  My ex-wife and I use to head down to Tijuana every couple of weeks.  I'd buy a nice Cuban, find an outdoor table to enjoy tacos and beers, and she'd hit the shops on Revolucion.   I use to smuggle a cohiba or two back every trip to enjoy later. 

Then one morning in Pasadena...Michigan game IIRC, none other than @Macanudo handed me what I’m sure was a fine quality cigar.   I thanked him, lit the thing, and within a few minutes I decided it was fucking vile, threw it down, and I haven’t smoked one since. It was an expensive and gross habit that I'm glad I'm over.  I was dining outdoors last night with the GF, and some asshole was smoking a cigar nearby.  I'd rather smell weed, which, being in San Diego, I smell quite often. 

Of course it was a fine quality cigar.  I don't give Swisher Sweets to just anyone. 

2 hours ago, Teebox said:

Seriously.  Without looking, who is the last QB of theirs to start through their senior (or final) year since Corey Pullig?  Just Manziel? That it? 

I posted this about a year ago in this thread. Reposting for reference:

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I don't know much about A&M's history over the last 30 years other than them losing some hilarious games like 27-25 and 77-0, so I asked ChatGPT about the QBs being replaced and this is what it came up with:

1992-1995: Corey Pullig 4-yr starter

1996: Branndon Stewart replaced by Mark Farris midseason

1997-1999: Randy McCown 3-yr starter, replaced Mark Farris

2001: Mark Farris replaced by Dustin Long midseason

2002: Dusting Long replaced by Reggie McNeal midseason

2005: Reggie McNeal replaced by Stephen McGee midseason (injury)

2008: Stephen McGee replaced by Jerrod Johnson midseason (injury)

2010: Jerrod Johnson replaced by Ryan Tannehill

2012-2013: Manziel 2-yr starter

2014: Kenny Hill replaced by Kyle Allen midseason

2015: Kyle Allen replaced by Kyler Murray midseason

2016: Trevor Knight (ChatGPT says he transferred from OU? Don't remember this guy)

2017: Nick Starkel (? who is this?) and Kellen Mond swapped back and forth (?)

2018-2020: Mond starts for 3 yrs

2021: Haynes King replaced by Zach Calzada (injury)

2022: Haynes King replaced by Max Johnson, who was then replaced by Connor Weigman

2024: Looks like Weigman about to be replaced by Marcel Reed

On 8/27/2025 at 9:51 AM, RomaVicta said:

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1 I suppose it is possible that their potential market may not make the connection between the colors used on their uniforms and those on the boxes.

2 The band is exactly the same on every cigar! 

3 It sure does.

 

They lose points and probably money from not having 12 in each box.

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Who doesn't want to be this guy?

The Aggie ring on his fat sausage finger is absolutely perfect. 

19 minutes ago, Spindletop said:

I posted this about a year ago in this thread. Reposting for reference:

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I don't know much about A&M's history over the last 30 years other than them losing some hilarious games like 27-25 and 77-0, so I asked ChatGPT about the QBs being replaced and this is what it came up with:

1992-1995: Corey Pullig 4-yr starter

1996: Branndon Stewart replaced by Mark Farris midseason

1997-1999: Randy McCown 3-yr starter, replaced Mark Farris

2001: Mark Farris replaced by Dustin Long midseason

2002: Dusting Long replaced by Reggie McNeal midseason

2005: Reggie McNeal replaced by Stephen McGee midseason (injury)

2008: Stephen McGee replaced by Jerrod Johnson midseason (injury)

2010: Jerrod Johnson replaced by Ryan Tannehill

2012-2013: Manziel 2-yr starter

2014: Kenny Hill replaced by Kyle Allen midseason

2015: Kyle Allen replaced by Kyler Murray midseason

2016: Trevor Knight (ChatGPT says he transferred from OU? Don't remember this guy)

2017: Nick Starkel (? who is this?) and Kellen Mond swapped back and forth (?)

2018-2020: Mond starts for 3 yrs

2021: Haynes King replaced by Zach Calzada (injury)

2022: Haynes King replaced by Max Johnson, who was then replaced by Connor Weigman

2024: Looks like Weigman about to be replaced by Marcel Reed

 

How could you forget Starkelmotion?  Justin Bieber's #1 fan.

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2017: Nick Starkel (? who is this?) and Kellen Mond swapped back and forth (?)

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27 minutes ago, Plorant said:

 

How could you forget Starkelmotion?  Justin Bieber's #1 fan.

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Credit to Starkelmotion, he became a legend at SJSU

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58 minutes ago, Chef Bezos said:

The Aggie ring on his fat sausage finger is absolutely perfect. 

It also struck me as odd that they used a tub of goo as their hand model.

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2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but..."

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As many a smart man has noted, "everything before the but is bullshit"

29 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but..."

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I bet she serves a damn fine cup of coffee. That said, I've had enough of morons and half-wits, dolts, dunces, dullards, and dumbbells.

As my father said throughout my childhood:
“If my aunt had a cock, she’d be my uncle”. 

Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn’t bust its ass every time it jumped!

Talk about wearing out a word because you're a simpleton, exhibit one;
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Haven’t we been the highest revenue AD, like, a lot of years?

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Haven’t we been the highest revenue AD, like, a lot of years?

Pretty much all but the one year that aggy did exactly what they're accusing us of doing 

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14 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but..."

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Whoever cast the women in that show would be quite welcome to cast the ones in my life. Old, young, exotic whatever. I don't recall this shot, but it pretty much justifies Western Civilization.

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11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Whoever cast the women in that show would be quite welcome to cast the ones in my life. Old, young, exotic whatever. I don't recall this shot, but it pretty much justifies Western Civilization.

It's a consistent feature in David Lynch shows/movies. Dude knew how to pick 'em.

19 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Whoever cast the women in that show would be quite welcome to cast the ones in my life. Old, young, exotic whatever. I don't recall this shot, but it pretty much justifies Western Civilization.

Actresses genuinely love David Lynch because he genuinely loves his actresses 

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16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I bet she serves a damn fine cup of coffee. That said, I've had enough of morons and half-wits, dolts, dunces, dullards, and dumbbells.

Then what are you still doing on Surly?

/jk

16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

morons and half-wits, dolts, dunces, dullards, and dumbbells

Absolutely motto worthy. @immamac

1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

Actresses genuinely love David Lynch because he genuinely loves his actresses 

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Explain to me the cow. And not in some "Forget it Jake, it's David Lynch" manner. 

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Yes, we should be ashamed that we were ranked behind the greatest football team ever, the one that beat Caesar’s legions, the Golden Horde, and Hydra all at the same time. 
 

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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Explain to me the cow. And not in some "Forget it Jake, it's David Lynch" manner. 

Eat Mor Chikin

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Explain to me the cow. And not in some "Forget it Jake, it's David Lynch" manner. 

I guess I’m confused as to why you’re confused. He’s pushing two initiatives he believed in:

1) Laura Dern for the Heisman. 

2) The guy was a big poultritarian and never missed a chance to push that agenda. 

On 8/24/2025 at 5:42 PM, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes ... can't believe these guys thought this made for a good tweet.

The look, the demeanor, the talk, the tone ... 

 

 

 

I can’t reconcile his reputation as a good defensive coordinator, with that dumb look and sound. How can someone who sounds and looks like a complete doofus be a good defensive coach? I’m terribly vexed. 

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The Aggies have it figured out. They're ahead of the curve. Head of the class first rate thinkers!

The only recruiting ranking that really matters is the one in June. Aggies get it. Claim success before the contest even begins! Spike the ball!

National championship polls and ratings? You guessed it, the big one is before any games have been played! If a team, particularly tu who just happens to fit this ingenius historical analysis perfectly, wins a title without being predicted to win a title, that title is diminished and the team should be ashamed that they failed to start in the number one position.

Summer when there are no games is where it's at. The dear old Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas won three MNCs in a single summer 13 years ago without playing a game.

They're way ahead of everybody out there in College Station.

19 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but..."

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So hot.

Immamac, get the Governor on the phone, we’re surrendering the 40 acres.

Wait a minute, Immamac. Don’t get the Governor yet.

Maybe, and I just spitballing here, they are collective of fucking regards.

I'm still on watch the Spring game. 7-5 would be lucky for ass to mouth.

I'm sure there is a first quarter version somewhere (saw it). It's Reed not hitting anything and total suck. Reed is a bad QB. Miles has potential but Klein will dumb fuck him and he'll transfer and start somewhere - King, Calzada. Maybe Vandy. Yes early in season but damn they really suck. Reality hurts and if this bad so early...ouch. This is a travesty of how bad they are.

 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Explain to me the cow. And not in some "Forget it Jake, it's David Lynch" manner. 

It’s attention getting but in a non-inflammatory or controversial way. Like, a cow is a pretty banal animal, but it’s weird to see one in LA. Especially next to David Lynch and a giant poster of Laura Dern. The cows raises more questions than it answers. 

And Reed looks ok in the second half but against 3rd sting and walk ons not like Taafe. I think UTSA has a shot but probably not. 

11 minutes ago, hornlife said:

And Reed looks ok in the second half but against 3rd sting and walk ons not like Taafe. I think UTSA has a shot but probably not. 

I think it ends up looking like our game from 2022. 

20 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Must be a real blast talking about a rival program that's outperformed yours by leaps and bounds in many sports over the past 25 years, especially when Texas has achieved it with less of an investment.

Aggie fans clearly filled with anticipation after missing the SEC Championship Game by one play. They're all in on their Aggies.

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I wonder if any of these “first #1 ever to open as an underdog, biggest fraud #1 ever!!” morons has run the numbers on how many times the preseason #1 opened on the road against a top 3 team. 
 

also can’t wait for the line to shift to pick ‘em or Texas slight favorite due to all the money coming in on Texas, really looking to them showing their asses with cries of “BOMC” because of course the sportsbooks are in on it too

On 8/28/2025 at 11:36 AM, Spindletop said:

2016: Trevor Knight (ChatGPT says he transferred from OU? Don't remember this guy)

Trevor Knight transferred to (or from?) OU and played us once there I think. He was also the cousin of someone either one Shaggy or OB. I remember his cousins getting a lot of shit when he went to a rival school. He wasn’t that great any way.

On 8/28/2025 at 10:38 AM, Vertuzzi said:

As my father said throughout my childhood:

“If my aunt had a cock, she’d be my uncle”. 

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15 hours ago, Updawg said:

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I feel like I'm missing out on some good shit today from our friends in college station. I'm sure UTSA running for 200 yards is a nothingburger. 

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