August 31Aug 31 33 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: Hard to enjoy when shitass Reed probably wins us the game yesterday Depends on who's coaching him and if he's told to run or not.  Both Ewers and now Arch have shown difficulty throwing short passes short to midrange passes, that they showed they could throw all day long in HS.  I don't know if their mind is focusing on multiple things at once, so that run of the mill, standard throws go to shit, but it needs to get fixed.
September 1Sep 1 6 hours ago, Butch Had Not said: I feel like I'm missing out on some good shit today from our friends in college station. I'm sure UTSA running for 200 yards is a nothingburger. Remember Elko told the broadcasters earlier in the week that UTSA had SEC starter level talent stupid sip 😂
September 2Sep 2 No visiting fan letters yet, but they have about four or five threads about Manning. Two in the top five on Texags: Here's the genius of How the Hell written yesterday morning:  Here's one of the ones about Manning. Fan fiction. Sure, the sips around the watercooler are wildly gesticulating and claiming Arch did great. The typists in the secretarial pool are having trouble concentrating. Sure, the sports media has been impressively kind in their rage that the person they ballyhooed proved to be human. Toxic! Everybody drink! Flash! This just in from QAnon: How many people has "the media" assassinated protecting their prized Manning brand?  We're all hype. Sadly, we'll never attain the heights A&M has. Now some Aggie boilerplate. We weren't that good/OSU achieved things against a mighty team: Seems the game was definitely a 14-0 shutout. Just like the Aggies were gaining a single yard away from a "much different outcome" when we shut out their sorry ass team. Anyway, we suck. However, OSU is great because they beat such a stud-filled team. Lastly, to be fair, there are Aggies saying Arch will be good. The answer to that below is another interesting bit of Aggie tunnel vision. Manning was awful Saturday. However, that's not the only sample of his work. He indeed started some games last year and did very well. The guy above mentions those starts but doesn't factor them in. The shriller Aggies have already written Arch off. My feeling?
September 7Sep 7 From what I deciphered from the wall scribblings it was a dead cult practice RC brought back in 1994? what the fuck is he talking about?
September 7Sep 7 46 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said: What the fuck does redass even mean The human body rejects repeated beatings in the rear area. It shows its disapproval by swelling and turning red. In all seriousness it means hardcore cultist.
September 8Sep 8 I'm not sure that even from the inside any of those morons understand that goober. Â Â
September 10Sep 10 On 9/7/2025 at 4:50 PM, Brian Fantana said: What the fuck does redass even mean Shiner, you’ve been around way too long to ask that.Â
September 10Sep 10 On 9/7/2025 at 4:50 PM, Brian Fantana said: What the fuck does redass even mean From inside the red ass, you can't explain. From outside the red ass, you don't really want to understand.
September 10Sep 10 We've got palpability, people! Narratives are being pushed. *If you can't respect the performance (see directly above, and below), respect the depth! The Ags are gloomier than usual at this stage of the season. At least some maintain irony deafness: Hmmmm, where have we heard that before? Should the Ags not crush ND, you know the drill.
September 10Sep 10 9 hours ago, Tex Pete said: Shiner, you’ve been around way too long to ask that. Bro even back then I didn't know what it meant, I just assumed it was some aggy cult speak I didn't care to learn
September 10Sep 10 If you just look at the amount of money spent on talent, there's no reason A&M/ND should be anything but a toss-up or an edge to A&M. Pre-loading the "they won't give us credit!" whining says it all about where they have always been and always will be, which is behind. There is no "ND narrative". Notre Dame has won some games recently that are worth a crap. A&M hasn't. They never do. So if A&M wins, which they SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO, the proper narrative should be, "Good game, A&M, way to execute" and that's it. That should be the narrative when you beat a team you're either toss-up with or hold a slight edge over. Same for the Texas/Ohio State game. Two well-matched teams in terms of talent. wah wah wah wah the media wah wah wah wah
September 11Sep 11 17 hours ago, RomaVicta said: We've got palpability, people! Narratives are being pushed. *If you can't respect the performance (see directly above, and below), respect the depth! The Ags are gloomier than usual at this stage of the season. At least some maintain irony deafness: Hmmmm, where have we heard that before? Should the Ags not crush ND, you know the drill. "Elfin???" Like this?Â
September 11Sep 11 SEC! SEC! SEC! (forget that TAMU lost at home to the unworthy Irish last year—MIB flashy thing). Â
September 11Sep 11 Author 27 minutes ago, nnm said: SEC! SEC! SEC! (forget that TAMU lost at home to the unworthy Irish last year—MIB flashy thing).  He knows Elko wears Dryfit to games, too, it's just that his fit like a muumuu, right?
September 11Sep 11 Popular Post 32 minutes ago, texifornia said: He knows Elko wears Dryfit to games, too, it's just that his fit like a muumuu, right? The Elk was on College Sports Today on XM 84 for an interview last week. He's one of those guys that actually sounds fat. I tuned in mid-interview and listened for a minute and thought "who is this fat ass? is this Elko?" and then I listened to him breathe heavily and felt certain. He wasn't a bad interview, just a really fat one.
September 11Sep 11 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: The Elk was on College Sports Today on XM 84 for an interview last week. He's one of those guys that actually sounds fat. I tuned in mid-interview and listened for a minute and thought "who is this fat ass? is this Elko?" and then I listened to him breathe heavily and felt certain. He wasn't a bad interview, just a really fat one. The last couple of times I've heard him talk I immediately thought I was hearing Kevin from The Office.
September 11Sep 11 52 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Those texags are some real life fucked up window licking morons. It's painful to read.
September 11Sep 11 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: The Elk was on College Sports Today on XM 84 for an interview last week. He's one of those guys that actually sounds fat. I tuned in mid-interview and listened for a minute and thought "who is this fat ass? is this Elko?" and then I listened to him breathe heavily and felt certain. He wasn't a bad interview, just a really fat one. I did not laugh enough at this. So I read it again.
September 11Sep 11 2 hours ago, Armybrat said: Those texags are some real life fucked up window licking morons. Complete psychopaths
September 11Sep 11 Good good. aggy took the bait. Â Now when they get boat raced in November by an injured shitty qb coached by a drunk that sucks I want to see their back tracking and excuses they useÂ
September 12Sep 12 They got the white pants, too. New helmet for the ND Game. Looks good except no elegant, iconic logo like another team that they don't care about has. https://twitter.com/i/status/1966260574041551342 And they got the swag back! Common responses: And this So true.Â
September 12Sep 12 The Ags have worn all-white with white helmets pretty frequently over the decades. It's a good look. And although I don't hate the script Aggies, I still think their aTm logo is more classic and a better look. None of that will help them win the game tomorrow.
September 12Sep 12 1 hour ago, RomaVicta said: They got the white pants, too. New helmet for the ND Game. Looks good except no elegant, iconic logo like another team that they don't care about has. https://twitter.com/i/status/1966260574041551342 And they got the swag back!  Didn't New Mexico St. use that script Aggies in the past?
September 12Sep 12 Nothing soeaks bad ass more than a base level mustang in the back ground. Â Which personifies the aggy offenseÂ
September 12Sep 12 40 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: Nothing soeaks bad ass more than a base level mustang in the back ground.  Which personifies the aggy offense Well, it's a GT 5.0 so I'm not sure there's a reason to scoff. Clearly they went with the white paint and black trim because it looks like a stormtrooper uniform/helmet. Edited September 12Sep 12 by utee94
September 12Sep 12 A white-wrapped cybertruck would encapsulate the aggy history, brand, recent performance and long-term outlook more accurately.
September 12Sep 12 5 hours ago, RomaVicta said: They got the white pants, too. New helmet for the ND Game. Looks good except no elegant, iconic logo like another team that they don't care about has. https://twitter.com/i/status/1966260574041551342 And they got the swag back! Common responses: And this So true. That background really brings it all home. Nothing says icy whites like an airstrip on a hot day and assorted shrubbery.
September 13Sep 13 On 9/12/2025 at 7:54 AM, RomaVicta said: They got the white pants, too. New helmet for the ND Game. Looks good except no elegant, iconic logo like another team that they don't care about has. https://twitter.com/i/status/1966260574041551342 And they got the swag back! Common responses: And this So true. How retarded to drive around in football gear. And why does that mustang want to be an audi
September 17Sep 17 I thought this thread might die. Olin's work has been pretty solid lately and Aggies are gleeful. But my man steps up into the breech! Theme? Check! See if you can spot it! Rending of coiffure! Let's see what Slim Pickens thinks: https://youtu.be/U4qIJkKy-00?t=114 And why is Olin referring to hair six times using six paragraphs of wit? He makes the case for Reed as the front runner for...well...you know. Let's check his reasoning: The wins? You betchum. The stats? The frontrunner (the guy in front!) is eighth. I'm sure Olin will show why that is enough. The entire nation watching his Heisman moment?  That's a lot of people. But A&M played at night. Olin knows his shit. Let's check the colosal numbers when the entire nation watches. Cue night time ratings! Uh, Olin? I'm guessing they left off a couple of zeroes there, Olin? And about that # 8 ranking for ND. I bet they didn't fall far after losing to those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas led by the Heisman front runner, huh? We won't even talk about that holding no-call during that Heisman Moment. So, how does your man compare? Stats, wins, Heisman Moment. That total yardage ranking (8th) must be dominant! Yep. No softies on that Aggie schedule. Juggernauts all the way down! That win against winless ND trumps everything else! Let's knock down another contender, you sly boots, you! Not nearly as impressive as beating the number 24 winless Fighting Irish who got out-fought by the Fightin' Texas Aggies. You're selling me on this front-runner shit, Olin! Pretty good, huh? You bet! 1. For God's sake, you beat UTSA and Utah State. Cut this shit out. 2. Now #21 ranked Michigan which has two wins unlike winless, #24 ND. You're shit is weak, Olin. Allow me to retort Allow you to go full Aggie is more like it. I deal in hope. Noted. More Aggie-ism It's a play a lot of QBs make. It's only novel for Aggies. Just as you overstate the significance of winning away. Other teams manage that more than once a decade. Perspective. Now bring it home you theme-creating wildcat! Edited September 18Sep 18 by RomaVicta
September 18Sep 18 Imagine thinking you know enough about another team's coach to definitively state, "yep, he's off the wagon," but also not knowing that, although said coach did go to BYU, he isn't Mormon  Their stupidity burns so hotly it's palpable - and they're so proud of it
September 18Sep 18 They are so unjustifiably confident in their intelligence that they embrace first assumptions as clever deductions. I hadn't thought about that until reading your post. It explains Aggie fact creation on Texags. A rank guess is taken as truth on a regular basis. That, or many of them actually do have a buddy close to the tu program whe relates them our fear, ebilness, and general fehginess.
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