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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 10/21/2025 at 1:33 PM, RomaVicta said:

Wow. 

And lest we forget A&M's signature win:

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Looks like number 60 may be cheating, too. I hadn't noticed that because I was too busy admiring Bisontis' tackling form.

lulz  Which play was that?

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7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The winning td 

Holy crap, I had not realized how bad the holding (tackling) was by aggy on that play.

7 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Holy crap, I had not realized how bad the holding (tackling) was by aggy on that play.

And guess what- the broadcast didn’t go back to highlight it and bring the rules person in to announce authoritatively that it definitely should have been a penalty. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

And guess what- the broadcast didn’t go back to highlight it and bring the rules person in to announce authoritatively that it definitely should have been a penalty. 

I think that's part of the reason I was ignorant of how bad it was.  

It was a fourth down play as well. If it's called, they're moved out to about the 20 to try another 4th and goal.

They whine unceasingly about the referees of the world taking orders from the SEC or money from us to keep the dear old Aggies down.

For TexAgs Aggies, our schedule last year was laughable to the nervous Aggies. Their weaker schedule this year will fall under the category of the enormously difficult grind of playing SEC teams week in and week out no matter who it is you play. 

It would be amusing to see the Aggies actually make the SEC championship game with one or two losses (as long as one of them is to us), get crushed there, get an okay seed in the playoff only to get crushed there again and finish near the bottom of the top-25. I don't see us making the playoff this year, but it would be funny to eliminate from that, too.

It would turn one of their best years in living memory to utter humiliation.

 

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A new twist in the opposing fans letter of love tradition. Have an Aggie post on the other team's website then quote him:

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Gee whiz, Wally! Those Aggies have honor!

On 10/26/2025 at 6:00 PM, RomaVicta said:

A new twist in the opposing fans letter of love tradition. Have an Aggie post on the other team's website then quote him:

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Gee whiz, Wally! Those Aggies have honor!

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5 hours ago, campcrunk said:

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No, there is yer good nigras, too.

Astonishingly racist. I skimmed past that paragraph because my eye caught the cornball Aggie shit. It's also not quoted, so is that from the purported "gump" or a lead in from the hooded author of the post?

Either way...

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I just realized they have Samford the week before our game.. what a joke. So just like Florida, Kentucky, and Oklahoma, they will basically be coming off of a bye. In Oklahoma's case it was a bye and a cupcake in back to back weeks before they face us. That is egregious scheduling. 

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4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I just realized they have Samford the week before our game.. what a joke. So just like Florida, Kentucky, and Oklahoma, they will basically be coming off of a bye. In Oklahoma's case it was a bye and a cupcake in back to back weeks before they face us. That is egregious scheduling. 

And we had/have a bye for florida and georgia.    It will be okay.

Old aggy calls into Finebaum to cry about the Texas coverage this past weekend when SEC Network held gameday in Austin.  Bitch, you're number 3 you fucking whiny ass bitch ass motherfucking crybaby loser.  LMAO

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I just realized they have Samford the week before our game.. what a joke. So just like Florida, Kentucky, and Oklahoma, they will basically be coming off of a bye. In Oklahoma's case it was a bye and a cupcake in back to back weeks before they face us. That is egregious scheduling. 

Ask FSU how that went.

Aggy is in deep shit no matter what. They're fool's gold, we have a much better and more talented roster, and Sark has shown he can bully their DL with Wisner, alone. But this time he has Baxter to help pound them. Let's not forget Wisner, all bu himself, took 3 of their DL that went in the first two rounds to the woodshed. Also, they still have York and their pass defense is absolutely abhorrent. They will get no pressure on Arch and he will have a field day with them. We will show the country who runs the state and why aggy is and always has been a clown. Their current #3 ranking is about to plummet. We are beating their asses with the Fah-Q paddle. 

Just sharing an Arkansas baseball commit that seems appropriate for this thread.

 

9 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Just sharing an Arkansas baseball commit that seems appropriate for this thread.

 

Those slimming filters are getting really powerful. 

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

There's no such thing as 1000%. Dumbass.

Agreed. You can only get to 110%

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

There's no such thing as 1000%. Dumbass.

 

6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Agreed. You can only get to 110%

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Lane Jr. is probably going to be a very high MLB draft pick.  His chances of going to college are not great I would bet.

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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Agreed. You can only get to 110%

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Another exciting uniform reveal for the Aggies. He walks through a vineyard to a winery to the sound of The Godfather theme.

 

The witty parrots of TexAgs enthuse and break into wild hilarity at the tiredest most obvious jokes.

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I slapped my knee so hard that the cap shot out of my skin and hit an inattentive rat with enough force to kill it. 

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Wild!

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Aggies are the ultimate authority on cool. Blaggies are squares!

Here's a sober judgment on the importance of this video to the kids.

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These videos are empire building!

Now? Aesthetics:

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Mildly amusing. Aggies think this proves how good they are.

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More fart huffing:

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Pure Aggie

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Yes, we envy A&M's achievements in that same period of time.

We won two MNCs right before the 55 year mark and won the SWC 7 years in a row ending in 1975. We've played three times for the MNC and NC in that same period of time.

This thread has usually been in overdrive for years, but it is moving very slow due to the lack of tears. Let's take care of Georgia so that we can put ourselves in a position to give aggy a fountain of tears.

12 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

This thread has usually been in overdrive for years, but it is moving very slow due to the lack of tears. Let's take care of Georgia so that we can put ourselves in a position to give aggy a fountain of tears.

The drop always comes, just a matter of time. Personally, I would love to see them go the playoffs and then get bounced in their first game by Tech. 

Food for thought, but I would imagine Klein will be gone in this next coaching carousel. Even if aggy does something noteworthy, they will likely have to start over on offense next year. I could see him being a quality candidate for a low/mid tier P4 or a G5 school. 

I see that more as hope than reality, unless he wants to start at a G5 school (nothing wrong with that, but it takes a special coach to win there). I think Klein will be at aggy for another 2-3 years before he finds a landing spot, assuming he wants to be a HC (not all coordinators want that responsibility. See PK). I hope he's gone next year, but I see it as unlikely since Reed will be back, but I can also see him bail since his cowbell RB Moss will be gone, Owens sucks bacteria leaking from a swollen prostate, and I don't know who else they have. Concepcion is gone, but Craver will be back, and I assume Jerome Myles will be healthy (I don't know if he'll be good, much like Owens was a five-star and sucks), and Kiotti Armstrong, who has great hands, and Kelshaun Johnson will have a more expanded role. 

They have Brandon Arrington (five-star ATH) coming in Jan, but I'm not sure if they'll play him at WR or CB (kind of like Jermaine Bishop for us, but I think they said he'll play DB?), and Aaron Gregory.  KJ Edwards will be there, but I don't personally see him making an impact in year one. I can see their other RB, Hatton being really good. 

They lose good players, but also have some good ones coming in, albeit young. 

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On 11/6/2025 at 9:48 AM, Scholz said:

There's no such thing as 1000%. Dumbass.

It’s just a morbidly obese 100%. Like his pops. 

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I guess only Aggies can be impartial:

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Lastly, the office version of the swooning visiting fan letter:

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Their team is rolling against whatever shit teams they play against. The Aggies are so quiet and modest as fans.

On 11/5/2025 at 11:15 AM, RomaVicta said:

A&M may be walking into buzz saw if we keep improving. 

Hmmmmm.

10 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Hmmmmm.

That the sound of the buzzsaw?

We did take a step back on the improving part of the equation. There's still time for that, however.

Examples of Aggie victimhood and military school-type strategic innovations.

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Create pressure on pass plays to harry a good quarterback. Run the ball and score. Nobody will be looking for that!

Someone alert Elko about this plan of attack!

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That's not something "funny." That's a post from a little brother who is worried about getting his ass beat, and looking for a way to get out of the fight.

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Elko doubt already creeping in.  Need them to lose game 1 of the playoffs.  Or lose to us again in the playoffs. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Elko doubt already creeping in.  Need them to lose game 1 of the playoffs.  Or lose to us again in the playoffs. 

I might pass out and hit my head resulting in a TBI from cumming so hard if it happens. 

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Until this night i didn't realize how much i missed the post loss loochador

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Also it occurs to me that they would have had a much better chance of winning this game if it was at Kyle. Which it should have been, except they threw a bitch fit and demanded last year’s game be there.  And now they’ve lost both of the first two and will have, hopefully, fully matured arch manning to deal with next year to avoid another home loss. 

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