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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Also it occurs to me that they would have had a much better chance of winning this game if it was at Kyle. Which it should have been, except they threw a bitch fit and demanded last year’s game be there.  And now they’ve lost both of the first two and will have, hopefully, fully matured arch manning to deal with next year to avoid another home loss. 

Arch scored a TD on aggy at Kyle last season. Arch led the comeback over aggy this year. Arch will go 3-0 against aggy in his college career.

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sec now showed elko post game presser and included him stopping mid answer to yell “can we please close the door and have a professional press conference! “

He’s in his feels. 

They always bounce back fast. Should be in warp speed given they’re going to the CFP.

They’ll be thanking us by tomorrow morning because they should host a CFP home game at Kyle Field. 
 

But tonight should be fun.

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They always bounce back fast. Should be in warp speed given they’re going to the CFP.

They’ll be thanking us by tomorrow morning because they should host a CFP home game at Kyle Field. 
 

But tonight should be fun.

Unless they drop and then travel to Lubbock.

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On 10/24/2025 at 6:07 PM, nnm said:

 

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I woke up with the waitress the next morning. She was not attractive.

On 11/5/2025 at 9:15 AM, RomaVicta said:

A&M may be walking into buzz saw if we keep improving. 

Quoted for truth.  

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Whoever was running the Jumbotron was having fun too. When Mo Bamba played the scoreboard said "Mo Bamba went here" and then trolling Elko at the end was amazing 

They probably shouldn't wait until the final game of their conference schedule to play a team with a pulse. 

49 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Why was the deal with this thread? What happened that they complained about?

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4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Why was the deal with this thread? What happened that they complained about?

 

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7 minutes ago, nnm said:

Why was the deal with this thread? What happened that they complained about?

It was the shot at Elko when he said they were the flagship program in TX.

 

Also, this is amazing 

 

 

They are very old on their lines this season. They’re going to have to take their medicine next season and play young guys or go heavy into the portal again. 
 

Concepion has made it very clear he’s gone. Owens looked good and they’ll get him back. Craver too. They play some real defenses next year (inexplicably ducking Georgia again), so Reed could take a step back. 

I will say they evaluate well. Finding guys in the MAC that are good enough to excel in the SEC is not easy. 

Funny they don’t talk about the SEC grind anymore. 🤷‍♀️

15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They are very old on their lines this season. They’re going to have to take their medicine next season and play young guys or go heavy into the portal again. 
 

Concepion has made it very clear he’s gone. Owens looked good and they’ll get him back. Craver too. They play some real defenses next year (inexplicably ducking Georgia again), so Reed could take a step back. 

I will say they evaluate well. Finding guys in the MAC that are good enough to excel in the SEC is not easy. 

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significantly harder schedule - @Bama, @OU, @LSU, @Missou. get Tenn and Texas at home. 

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I missed Elko taking his shirt off.  I must have been distracted.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

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significantly harder schedule - @Bama, @OU, @LSU, @Missou. get Tenn and Texas at home. 

Pretty sure Arizona State loses nearly every starter after this year.

If I am not mistaken, they lose 4 starters on the OL, their main RB, TE and I would bet Conception goes to the draft.  That’s a lot of people to replace. They lose their DL, 2 LBs and 1 in the secondary.  There will be a massive fall off from this year. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

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I missed Elko taking his shirt off.  I must have been distracted.

Talking shit about Big Red will not stand. 

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Still no Georgia? Pathetic.

They don’t play Georgia until 2027. The next year we also play Georgia.

Borderline criminal. It’s possible we’ll play Georgia a 4th time in 4 years before aggy plays them in 2027. One meeting all time in the SEC, 2019. 

33 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

aggy will lose 5-6 of those games.

Probably 8-4 again, as they do.

They'll still lose enough that they'll wonder why they were in such a rush to extend Mehlko

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

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I missed Elko taking his shirt off.  I must have been distracted.

I hope the local Golden Corral in CS was prepared for his depressed eating binge today.

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Holy shit, the absolute fiction in those threads. They really are a cult- can’t even accurately perceive reality. 

16 hours ago, Scholz said:

I woke up with the waitress the next morning. She was not attractive.

Did you even know her name? 

 

CTJ's favorite player, Alan Jackson.........errrr, Parker Livingstone wants to know.

 

Confirmed. aggy is full of America loving co-Ed’s  when every aggy female I’ve ever seen looks like a product of incest and they usually fuck the big eared close together aggy males that are short 3 chromosomes.  I’ve never seen one not a single attractive person that attended that diploma mill 

10 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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I LOVE listening to those mouthbreathers bitch about the mAnUfAcTuReD gameday experience. Super sorry there were no milk men telling the crowd how to act, the biggest goobers in the world weren't grabbing and squeezing their genitals, and we have real cheerleaders. Also, many props to the people reciting all the very true and accurate stories of super mean old tu fans that definitely happened. I absolutely believe every word y'all are saying

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Love love love the dipshit who defended the Jake Ehlinger sign last year calling anyone else "classless." 

 

Get fucked aggy. You were put in your place and the playoffs are not going to go how you think. Good luck with Oregon, Ole Miss, or Bama in the first round, bitches

32 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I LOVE listening to those mouthbreathers bitch about the mAnUfAcTuReD gameday experience. Super sorry there were no milk men telling the crowd how to act, the biggest goobers in the world weren't grabbing and squeezing their genitals, and we have real cheerleaders. Also, many props to the people reciting all the very true and accurate stories of super mean old tu fans that definitely happened. I absolutely believe every word y'all are saying

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Yep their new gripe is that we’re piping in artificial noise. Their evidence was pictures of ABC boom mics in the crowd. I’m not Steven Spielberg, but the last time I checked book mics by their very definition are used to capture sound.

These are truly some of the dumbest mouthfuckers on the planet. 

On 11/29/2025 at 12:27 PM, Harvdog said:

If I am not mistaken, they lose 4 starters on the OL, their main RB, TE and I would bet Conception goes to the draft.  That’s a lot of people to replace. They lose their DL, 2 LBs and 1 in the secondary.  There will be a massive fall off from this year. 

Yeah, Moss is gone, as well as EJ Smith, who surprisingly is pretty damn good. They lost a RB commit, Hatton back to ou, so they're down to KJ Edwards. And weirdly they still show him with a crystal ball to us. None of their other commits have CB's anywhere, just him. 

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27 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Love love love the dipshit who defended the Jake Ehlinger sign last year calling anyone else "classless." 

 

Get fucked aggy. You were put in your place and the playoffs are not going to go how you think. Good luck with Oregon, Ole Miss, or Bama in the first round, bitches

Oh...Lane would troll the fuck out of them. 

lol the stadium/crowd smack talk is so sad. Outside of the first 5-10 minutes and some splash plays last year Kyle was a fucking graveyard. 

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

lol the stadium/crowd smack talk is so sad. Outside of the first 5-10 minutes and some splash plays last year Kyle was a fucking graveyard. 

I was yelling pooooooooor aggies all the way out of the stadium. No fucks given

 lol @ the butthurt ag mega pissed that the gameday experience has improved by magnitudes. Imagine the delusion it requires to believe otherwise.

"Guys I'm tellin ya, it was much better in 2010 when we beat a 5-7 Texas team. Here's five paragraphs of me lying to myself. Whoop!"

I just don’t understand the dumpy stadium comments. What is the expectation and how is it lacking relative to other stadia?   It’s a large stadium- mostly concrete and built to get 100k in and out.  

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