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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yep their new gripe is that we’re piping in artificial noise. Their evidence was pictures of ABC boom mics in the crowd. I’m not Steven Spielberg, but the last time I checked book mics by their very definition are used to capture sound.

These are truly some of the dumbest mouthfuckers on the planet. 

Dude, are you serious here? Texas absolutely amplifies the noise and music. I can take a picture of it from the SEZ next year and post it here, if you’d like. I didn’t realize this was a question (or a concern). 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Dude, are you serious here? Texas absolutely amplifies the noise and music. I can take a picture of it from the SEZ next year and post it here, if you’d like. I didn’t realize this was a question (or a concern). 

I don’t doubt it, but taking a picture of a boom mic as their smoking gun is uniquely stupid even for aggy. 

I just don’t understand the dumpy stadium comments. What is the expectation and how is it lacking relative to other stadia?   It’s a large stadium- mostly concrete and built to get 100k in and out.  

I think they are saying “dumpy” in that our stadium doesn’t have the plethora of legitimate “championships” that their storied temple to excellence has

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38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I just don’t understand the dumpy stadium comments. What is the expectation and how is it lacking relative to other stadia?   It’s a large stadium- mostly concrete and built to get 100k in and out.  

Odd statements from a fanbase that required a complete tear down to get rid of a massive bat colony, and the rebuild still has a staircase to nowhere and looks like a massive Kroger Signature. 

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I don’t doubt it, but taking a picture of a boom mic as their smoking gun is uniquely stupid even for aggy. 

Microphones, speakers...whatever it takes.

On their stadium comments. I was at DKR about 10 years ago (before the new Longhorn entrance) and every game from '91-97. I haven't been to as many of the stadiums as many of you.  I went to aggy during that time - even that freezing game. 

My impression on DKR was - holy shit, this place is like the Galleria now. Colored and textured concrete with really classy stuff. Has this not been kept up?

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

lol the stadium/crowd smack talk is so sad. Outside of the first 5-10 minutes and some splash plays last year Kyle was a fucking graveyard. 

Kyle can get loud but there’s nothing intimidating about a bunch of dorks making coordinated noise.

 

My only beef with DKR music is that it doesn’t leave much room for Texas Fight and such and there wasn’t really space to get a Pooor Aggggies started

21 hours ago, Scholz said:

I woke up with the waitress the next morning. She was not attractive.

That was her tip?

6 hours ago, hornlife said:

On their stadium comments. I was at DKR about 10 years ago (before the new Longhorn entrance) and every game from '91-97. I haven't been to as many of the stadiums as many of you.  I went to aggy during that time - even that freezing game. 

My impression on DKR was - holy shit, this place is like the Galleria now. Colored and textured concrete with really classy stuff. Has this not been kept up?

DKR is widely variable based on which section you are sitting in. Some parts feel fairly modern other parts feel ancient.

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2 hours ago, whereiend said:

DKR is widely variable based on which section you are sitting in. Some parts feel fairly modern other parts feel historic.

Fify.

 

14 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Holy shit, the absolute fiction in those threads. They really are a cult- can’t even accurately perceive reality. 

They are saying some of the same things that have been complained about here for years. Loud music, the band can't be heard and some dumb ass talking on the jumbotron. The thing is that it is only OK when Longhorn nation is critical. So lets laugh at them trying to find a moral victory with their atmosphere since we think of it the same way the ESPN guys think of it.

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I just don’t understand the dumpy stadium comments. What is the expectation and how is it lacking relative to other stadia?   It’s a large stadium- mostly concrete and built to get 100k in and out.  

It lacks steps going nowhere

41 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

They are saying some of the same things that have been complained about here for years. Loud music, the band can't be heard and some dumb ass talking on the jumbotron. The thing is that it is only OK when Longhorn nation is critical. So lets laugh at them trying to find a moral victory with their atmosphere since we think of it the same way the ESPN guys think of it.

I’m talking about the “threw trash at babies” type comments. I didn’t see a single A&M fan get hassled in any way shape or form. The “worst” that happened was the standard chants and shit. They are giant crybabies who have to pretend we’re monsters so they can stoke their moral outrage and sense of superiority. 
 

I didn’t mind the mariachi band but the variety show thing does get tired. 

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I threw an aggy baby out of the stadium. Then i smashed a 5 yr old aggy in the face. Would have thrown him too but I was informed that he served in Afghanistan. So I thanked him for his service and shut up.

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15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I just don’t understand the dumpy stadium comments. What is the expectation and how is it lacking relative to other stadia?   It’s a large stadium- mostly concrete and built to get 100k in and out.  

Because ours is a real memorial stadium, for the flagship university they so want to pretend they are.  Heck their entire existence is that they wish they were Texas, but they know they are not even Texas State.  They are just aggy.  ugly old aggy with nothing but pretend military and pretend success.  They are the stolen valor of universities (and academic/athletic success).

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18 hours ago, mdleast said:


I think they are saying “dumpy” in that our stadium doesn’t have the plethora of legitimate “championships” that their storied temple to excellence has

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God that is fucking embarrassing. Second-hand embarrassment is the worst. Oof. 

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any articles/posts from Looch?

He usually posts a podcast on Sunday night, but we’ll see. He’s used a Rolodex of excuses after losses to explain why he didn’t tape on Sunday. 
 

At a minimum, he’ll roll into TexAgs Studios at about noon Monday to record TexAgs Live. But then again we’ll see. Nuno has teased Looch appearances for hours before he finally shows up for the final 30 minutes of the show. 

7 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

I’m talking about the “threw trash at babies” type comments. I didn’t see a single A&M fan get hassled in any way shape or form. The “worst” that happened was the standard chants and shit. They are giant crybabies who have to pretend we’re monsters so they can stoke their moral outrage and sense of superiority. 
 

I didn’t mind the mariachi band but the variety show thing does get tired. 

They're just pathological liars that have to be "THE BEST!!!!" and anything remotely UT is "trashy, they spit on kids and punch pregnant women" type shit, rather than just saying they hate the stadium because it's University of Texas. Nope, they have to lie, embellish everything to the extreme, and lift their self-worth by telling the world how awful we are. 

50 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Von Miller lost a bet, apparently…

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Yep.  The bet was with Cosmi.  

the dkr memorial house has undergone 14 renovations in the last 100 years and yet retains a degree of symmetrical fenestration which pleases the eye

there are a few places where the transition from the 1926 concrete to newer areas is obvious because of the 18"+ stairs

and yes the west side upper deck concourse is a noted cluster

but the place doesn't look like donkey kong

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7 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

I didn’t see a single A&M fan get hassled in any way shape or form.

I gave it to one aggy who was talking shit the whole game and then tried to slink away in a cowardly fashion in the 4th. His exit was not a pleasant one.

I also heckled out my truck window at sad aggys shuffling down Guadalupe.

I am 54.

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6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

tell us more about this slinking exit

“Hey round face with the stupid goatee…yeah you. Where you going? You were running your mouth earlier… No fuck YOU buddy!  [double barrel bird] POOOORRR AGGGYYYs! Haha fuck off, coward loser!”

Like that.

20 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

 lol @ the butthurt ag mega pissed that the gameday experience has improved by magnitudes. Imagine the delusion it requires to believe otherwise.

"Guys I'm tellin ya, it was much better in 2010 when we beat a 5-7 Texas team. Here's five paragraphs of me lying to myself. Whoop!"

And I thought their fans may have been even trashier than they were in the 90s. They’re complete assholes always looking for a fight. Some of them came into the stadium talking shit and they didn’t like it when we talked back to them when they left early. Fuck the aggies. 

20 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Dude, are you serious here? Texas absolutely amplifies the noise and music. I can take a picture of it from the SEZ next year and post it here, if you’d like. I didn’t realize this was a question (or a concern). 

We do. But the yelling is the fans. And A&M does the same shit with their noise between plays. 

I’m guessing most of the comments about “dumpy” are sour grapes, along with the legitimate gripe about how crowded the west upper deck concourse gets before the games. There’s nowhere to expand up there. 

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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In the WUD, there were four aggie fans standing right about one of the tunnels entering the section. They stopped there singing the national anthem and stayed through our whole first possession.  It’s already crowded with people entering on both sides of the tunnel, and these fucktards stood there, forcing a thousand people to have to squeeze around them to get up the stairs. 

A guy and his son were among those morons, and it wouldn’t shock me if they got shoved into the railing since they were blocking everyone from getting up the stairs, but I think the son was more like 10 years old. Regardless, they deserved to get jammed into the railing for being complete fucktards. 

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Von Miller lost a bet, apparently…

 

I figured there was some reason he went to school there.

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I figured there was some reason he went to school there.

Because Mack thought he was a tweener and wouldn’t offer.  That was when Mack refused to recruit QB’s.  He really lost the plot…

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2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Because Mack thought he was a tweener and wouldn’t offer.  That was when Mack refused to recruit QB’s.  He really lost the plot…

It was a joke. About him losing a bet. 

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

In the WUD, there were four aggie fans standing right about one of the tunnels entering the section. They stopped there singing the national anthem and stayed through our whole first possession.  It’s already crowded with people entering on both sides of the tunnel, and these fucktards stood there, forcing a thousand people to have to squeeze around them to get up the stairs. 

A guy and his son were among those morons, and it wouldn’t shock me if they got shoved into the railing since they were blocking everyone from getting up the stairs, but I think the son was more like 10 years old. Regardless, they deserved to get jammed into the railing for being complete fucktards. 

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I learned that Marcel Reed nicknamed himself the gingerbread man.  Because no one could catch him.  

1 hour ago, Updawg said:

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Jim Benson seems to be in denial that his beloved aggies are the cowards who ran away from Texas like Moses Rose did from the Alamo.

On 11/29/2025 at 11:47 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pretty sure Arizona State loses nearly every starter after this year.

thats their big P4 OOC for the next 2 years.  easy win.  the QB will be gone.

On 11/29/2025 at 4:58 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

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"Their fans throw full cans at the Yell Leaders"

Bullshit. Do they know how much a beer costs?

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6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I figured there was some reason he went to school there.

He went there for one reason and one reason only: Mack Brown evaluated him poorly and did not offer. I remember, way back when, seeing Miller's social media. It was ALL Texas stuff and he even made a post about how meeting Mack on campus was the greatest moment of his life at the time. Unfortunately, whatever happened at that meeting, it was not enough for Mack to offer. But, based on what I saw at the time, it seemed very clear to me that he'd have been a Longhorn if we'd offered. We did not and the rest is history

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Wait! Maybe the dumbass assumption it was a block in the back is incorrect!

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An Aggie genius steps forward:

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Chop blocks (hitting at the knees) is totally legit as long as you're not receiving! 39 hurdurrs in support must be correct!

22 hours ago, Scholz said:

“Hey round face with the stupid goatee…yeah you. Where you going? You were running your mouth earlier… No fuck YOU buddy!  [double barrel bird] POOOORRR AGGGYYYs! Haha fuck off, coward loser!”

Like that.

This pleases me!! 

18 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

"Their fans the full band at the Yell Leaders"

Bullshit. Do they know how much a beer costs?

Seriously. It's like when they told parents to check their kids Halloween candy for drugs. Like people are just giving away free drugs to kids lol. 

On 11/30/2025 at 5:36 PM, Tex Pete said:

There’s nowhere to expand up there

There has to be a solution….stuck for at least 10 minutes not moving an inch….really….trying to move about 30 feet to get into my tunnel….worst I’ve encountered.

All these lies they tell. I've often wondered if they justify it as psyops to boost their recruiting or something. 

They're all ready to fight, but the cowardly sips know better than to mess with a Fightin' Texas Aggie from Texas!

I believe I'm not the only to recall one of their stories from a Colorado game where an Ag was all for roughing up an opposing fan but hadn't trained for that altitude. Fine-tuned, ass-kicking mofos!

 

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