December 11Dec 11 46 minutes ago, EverybodyGoDeep said: I'm shocked that on a Texags thread dedicated to criticizing their prized HS recruit getting benched that some aggy d-bag somehow uses this platform to make negative comment about a black ESPN anchor that died of cancer. Classic.
December 11Dec 11 8 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said: I'm shocked that on a Texags thread dedicated to criticizing their prized HS recruit getting benched that some aggy d-bag somehow uses this platform to make negative comment about a black ESPN anchor that died of cancer. Classic.
December 11Dec 11 Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Ever the victim of the ebil media and the talking points obviously fed to them by the BMOC Had only they played their best game in what was t.u.'s super-duper bowl! We played balls out with nothing else to play for other than the faint chance of a playoff spot, the pleasure of victory, and beating a loudmouth rival! How could they be expected to get up for a game against a team about whom they, in every venue, perform a mini-musical complete with choreography expressing the singular desire to defeat? What do they care about a first round bye, a trip to the SEC Championship game for the first time ever, the chance to win their first conference championship this century, and beating the school whose name dare not be mentioned? Thank God we didn't get their best effort and game plans!  Everybody is thinking about you all the time, Aggies. Oh, such a burden it must be!   Put all their achievements together and Yikes! I think it will take more than a playoff win to change that narrative. Sorry, Dude. I feel your pain. Edited December 11Dec 11 by RomaVicta
December 11Dec 11 That high-level rationalization from Gyles Marrett there should be commemorated in their Hall of Champions.
December 11Dec 11 Would love to see these clowns get their shit pushed in for the second game in a row; however, I don’t have much confidence with a Mario Cristobal-led football team with Carson Beck at QB. They both tend to disappoint. I hope they prove me wrong.Â
December 11Dec 11 1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:   Put all their achievements together and Yikes! I think it will take more than a playoff win to change that narrative. Sorry, Dude. I feel your pain. "Won it all in 1998" is beautiful.
December 11Dec 11 12 minutes ago, tvko23 said: "Won it all in 1998" is beautiful. Ah yes, the fabled national championship of the B12. That one has a special section on the wall.Â
December 13Dec 13 On 12/11/2025 at 9:43 AM, gofuckyourself said: That high-level rationalization from Gyles Marrett there should be commemorated in their Hall of Champions. Fuck it, why not? It's not like it's up against or will be keeping any awards on their roster.Â
December 13Dec 13  Been a long time, Ags. We got an open letter to the team. Gather 'round, fellas, and listen up. Starts kind of like an AA meeting, but stick with this guy. He's all Aggie!   I suppose he's starting with a lie, a fine Aggie tradition. Is your name really Ian Neff? 1 Ah yes! Snook in the springtime. Cotton. Sunflowers. Long may it remain the pristine paradise that gives meaning to the words, "I'm an Aggie." A travel note: take a right on 2155 in Snook, and you can visit the Snook Cemetery of Despair and Betrayal. They say the salt of a million tears has left the ground barren and yellow. One imagines the players mumbling assent. Good ol' Snook. 2 Wow. Torbush Wow. The tens (hundreds?) of thousands of Aggies who never served or even faked serving by joining the Corps claiming "cultural ties" to those who have never fails to astonish. Yet, who could argue that Aggies don't have a "cultural tie" to victory? Just wait until their giant wakes up! Coach, you take it from here. Never forget, fellas. We've got a tradition of winning here! [Manly roar of response.] All right now. Settle down, there's even more tobacco for your pipe in here. 3  And now, boys, something deep. Something Aggies hardly ever mention. You know what I'm talkin' about here, and it's not just jawin'. We fight for our honor. The honor of Texas A&M University. The honor it is to be an Aggie. We. even. have. a. code. [Manly silent reverence almost like prayer.] There's more. So much more, guys. The relic. [Team: Ooooooo...]  4&4 Do it for Johnny. Do it for Billy. There's a reason we kiss our finger and touch the relic. Even though we're the furthest thing from a cult, we revere- you knuckleheads know what that means? Well, you better!- we revere these men.  [Manly heads with teary eyes view the relic over the passage way to the field.] Spoiler Alright, boys, take a minute to review their achievements. It's hard not to. Ian Neff has more to say. 5  Get's a little cockeyed here. I see smudges from tears. Gettin' a few myself. [Manly sniffs and clearing of throats.] Anyway, maybe he was overcome. True Ag. But here he asks why is he askin' us to win. That one's a thinker. Thought he covered that already, but I tell you this will tear your hearts right out. 6 He says it twice. He really wants us to win. Boys, buck up now, that's the same as a "really, really." Forget all that hooey about honor and Johnny and Snook! Ian Neff is personally requesting this. He says he's writin' this with vigor. Vigor!  [Manfully, every player, water boy, jocksniffer, passerby, and coach leaps to their feet. Young men all dressed in white bound into the locker room. It's noisy until...Coach merely raises a hand. Absolute silence.] Let's win it for the Neffer! [Place goes nuts in a very masculine way. The bounding young men all dressed in white lead the cheering crowd for the next 20 minutes, singing and dancing to a song about a team they're not playing that day.] Quite a scene. You'd think--  Hey, what's the big idea you shovin' your mug into my little pow wow here? . Sorry, coach. Edited December 13Dec 13 by RomaVicta
December 13Dec 13 On 12/11/2025 at 9:18 AM, RomaVicta said: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Ever the victim of the ebil media and the talking points obviously fed to them by the BMOC Had only they played their best game in what was t.u.'s super-duper bowl! We played balls out with nothing else to play for other than the faint chance of a playoff spot, the pleasure of victory, and beating a loudmouth rival! How could they be expected to get up for a game against a team about whom they, in every venue, perform a mini-musical complete with choreography expressing the singular desire to defeat? What do they care about a first round bye, a trip to the SEC Championship game for the first time ever, the chance to win their first conference championship this century, and beating the school whose name dare not be mentioned? Thank God we didn't get their best effort and game plans!  Everybody is thinking about you all the time, Aggies. Oh, such a burden it must be!   Put all their achievements together and Yikes! I think it will take more than a playoff win to change that narrative. Sorry, Dude. I feel your pain. Don’t worry, bro. As they were filing down the stairs before the game was over, I made sure they all realized we spanked that ass. For the 78th time.Â
December 14Dec 14 On 12/11/2025 at 10:37 AM, tvko23 said: "Won it all in 1998" is beautiful. Even better is "If we don't beat Miami I'll have serious concerns about winning the national championship this season."Â
December 14Dec 14 18 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: Even better is "If we don't beat Miami I'll have serious concerns about winning the national championship this season." I think it's pretty clear that poster was being sarcastic. He's the one ag poster in that whole string that showed any self-awareness.
December 15Dec 15 Something is really wrong with William. You don't have a misaligned head, eyes, and eyebrows as a normal human. Maybe as a serial killer or rapist? Look in the mirror, any of you fat bastards have all those head trauma issues? Maybe his mom was beaten with a bat when pregnant or drugs?
December 15Dec 15 1 hour ago, CHIEF said: I heard he came out with lumps on his head, so big, a calf could suck it.  CHIEF That's some Rosemary Baby shit. Did a creepy old woman give his mom smoothies? Trying to get the facts on this abomination.Â
December 15Dec 15 So Texas' season can conceivably end after Aggy's on the calendar. It's a small consolation, but I'll take it.
December 15Dec 15 15 minutes ago, kevwun said: He's never called plays before. Bold strategy. The aggies are either getting the Fuente, Alabama Sark, or Klein offense next year. All indications seem to point to 8-4 either way Â
December 15Dec 15   that’s certainly a choice. Is Elko’s coaching tree and reach essentially the Charlie Brown Christmas tree?
December 15Dec 15 1 minute ago, Hookem10 said: I was positive they were gonna get chip Kelly. Lmao Who wouldn't be lining up to call plays for a roster full of final year transfer receivers, a 160 lb quarterback with accuracy issues, and an offensive line that will be remade after this season?
December 15Dec 15 2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:  I’m on cold medicine, kind of skimmed through and was wondering what the big deal was. It’s Elko’s defense anyway and he calls the plays right? Oh waitÂ
December 16Dec 16 10 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said: The aggies are either getting the Fuente, Alabama Sark, or Klein offense next year. All indications seem to point to 8-4 either way  Aggies could be better next year than this and still go 8-4. Their schedule is salty.Â
December 16Dec 16 19 hours ago, Big Woodrows said: I can admit when I'm wrong... Turns out I won't miss Collin Klein one bit.
Saturday at 08:39 PM4 days 1 minute ago, tvko23 said: Time to fire up Change.org It would be bold af but they probable should replace him. Although with Wiggins as OC I'm not sure how much it matters
Saturday at 08:49 PM4 days Hadn’t seen the Wiggins news until just now. Outstanding hire. Couldn’t have chosen better myself.  they lose both transfer wrs and the rb?Â
Saturday at 08:55 PM4 days I can absolutely see why Elko is excited about the idea of offensive continuity after another stellar showing against the Canes. Who WOULDN'T want more of that?
Saturday at 09:14 PM4 days 18 minutes ago, RichUT said: I can absolutely see why Elko is excited about the idea of offensive continuity after another stellar showing against the Canes. Who WOULDN'T want more of that? All of TAMU's opponents are also very excited about it. Can't wait for the TexAgs screenshots that'll be rolling in any time now. Â
Sunday at 12:43 AM4 days Popular Post Some of their fans feel Elko and Reed are limiting the program's upside. That's unfair to those guys. Aggy was trash long before those guys came along...and will be long after they're gone.Â
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