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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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I think my favorite assumption about Elko is his defenses are good. In their last 2 games, Wisner and Fletcher ripped that defense apart to the tune of 327 yards on 36 carries.

Said defense is losing Regis, Onyedim, Howell, Lee, and Chappell to graduation. Searcy, Sanford, York, Ricks, Brooks, and Ratcliffe are all draft eligible.

Not sure how many of the 2nd group have announced they are returning, but they could easily lose 2-3 from that group. Next season is going to be a complete rebuild and they are going to have to play teams that don't suck in conference.

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23 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Searcy, Sanford, York, Ricks, Brooks, and Ratcliffe are all draft eligible.

Those guys aren't any good.

 

Kills me that I will remain so far behind on this beloved thread, but...

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* Because no coach wants to stay at A&M. You must always worry that they will flee the shit storm that you've created. 

You are not a destination. You are only able to hold coaches through absurd contracts. The thing is, you won't get anyone who has great ambition to be Aggie coaches or is in the prime of their career. You're only hope is to catch lightning in a bottle with an up and comer who leaves you with something great.

Is it a mystery not that Elko's name only appeared on the board of actually big time schools after the cream was gone?

43 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I think my favorite assumption about Elko is his defenses are good. In their last 2 games, Wisner and Fletcher ripped that defense apart to the tune of 327 yards on 36 carries.

Said defense is losing Regis, Onyedim, Howell, Lee, and Chappell to graduation. Searcy, Sanford, York, Ricks, Brooks, and Ratcliffe are all draft eligible.

Not sure how many of the 2nd group have announced they are returning, but they could easily lose 2-3 from that group. Next season is going to be a complete rebuild and they are going to have to play teams that don't suck in conference.

I can't speak for the others, but York is absolutely awful. He's not getting drafted. He'll end up an UDFA because he's short, slow, weak, and is limited in every facet of the game. Hence why we didn't offer him. Neither did Bama, Georgia, Clemson, LSU, Ole Miss, or any of the Florida schools (and I do mean all of them). His offers, and it shows why, were aggy, Baylor, SMU, Duke, and North Texas. He won't be making a career out of football, even in the Canadian league. He's just too below average to bad for anyone to want to waste a pick on him. 

14 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I can't speak for the others, but York is absolutely awful. He's not getting drafted. He'll end up an UDFA because he's short, slow, weak, and is limited in every facet of the game. Hence why we didn't offer him. Neither did Bama, Georgia, Clemson, LSU, Ole Miss, or any of the Florida schools (and I do mean all of them). His offers, and it shows why, were aggy, Baylor, SMU, Duke, and North Texas. He won't be making a career out of football, even in the Canadian league. He's just too below average to bad for anyone to want to waste a pick on him. 

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18 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I can't speak for the others, but York is absolutely awful. He's not getting drafted. He'll end up an UDFA because he's short, slow, weak, and is limited in every facet of the game. Hence why we didn't offer him. Neither did Bama, Georgia, Clemson, LSU, Ole Miss, or any of the Florida schools (and I do mean all of them). His offers, and it shows why, were aggy, Baylor, SMU, Duke, and North Texas. He won't be making a career out of football, even in the Canadian league. He's just too below average to bad for anyone to want to waste a pick on him. 

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I wonder if Michigan would have any interest in elko, and if the new contract 1)is signed and 2) would make moving prohibitively painful if he were to quit. 

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*Neither did you.

Maybe losing to a "mediocre" team means you don't belong either.

 

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Tulane and JMU both scored more points in their CFP away games than aggy did in theirs on their own field.

8 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

Tulane and JMU both scored more points in their CFP away games than aggy did in theirs on their own field.

But neither of them are going to almost win, whoop!

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Is it a mystery not that Elko's name only appeared on the board of actually big time schools after the cream was gone?

Any cream in Elko's vicinity seems to disappear quickly.

I am still mesmerized they promoted a shitty WR coach to be their OC. Elko's rolodex of coaches must be one card, or nobody likes him.

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Kind of funny that they think their issues start and end with Reed. Some of them seem to think their OL and defense played a good game and both will likely be even worse next year.

39 minutes ago, Horndog said:

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which one of us wrote that? 

35 minutes ago, Horndog said:

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I love the delicious irony of a redass aggy socio-political rant about how soft all the 2%ers are while whining about the refs at the same time.

That has to be a troll harking back to a 1939 championship mentality. Where to even begin.. 

I really appreciate the posts here. Got to say you give @RomaVictaa bone and it's wonderful. Many others too. I'm on record pre-season saying Reed was a terrible QB. I am also on record calling for Arch to be benched at times. Arch seemed to figure out feet don't catch balls.

aggie hires a 2 year HC from Duke and expects greatness? Well, that's Gary Owens funny. Of course he has no tree or ability to get top guys.

I still say Flood can be upgraded. Sark's recent hires seem top notch.

For two years in a row we've kept aggy out of the SEC championship. Wisner is balls out on them. aggie is going to have a really bad next year. Our schedule is no joke either.

Anyway, thanks to all of you that give us the aggie tears of failure. 

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Those prewar red asses are trying hard to analog their way through a digital world.

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9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I am still mesmerized they promoted a shitty WR coach to be their OC. Elko's rolodex of coaches must be one card, or nobody likes him.

Elko spent a decade plus with Dave Clawson and 4 with Jimbo. The only conference championship he's coached in was a win in the 2013 MAC championship. Not much coaching talent is yearning to sign up for that mediocre track record. 

9 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Kind of funny that they think their issues start and end with Reed. Some of them seem to think their OL and defense played a good game and both will likely be even worse next year.

Their defense players often danced, made coordinated gyrations with their arms and pointed to the crowd in between numerous plays ergo the defense obviously played well. Come on dude…

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Rod Tidwell 1341 gets points for his combination of punch and pithiness ... lulz.  :-))

 

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43 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Elko spent a decade plus with Dave Clawson and 4 with Jimbo. The only conference championship he's coached in was a win in the 2013 MAC championship. Not much coaching talent is yearning to sign up for that mediocre track record. 

Duke won a championship after he left

Has liucci stopped posting? Haven't seen a screenshot in a loooong time. 

23 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Rod Tidwell 1341 gets points for his combination of punch and pithiness ... lulz.  :-))

 

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Rod Tidwell would understand 

10 hours ago, Horndog said:

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This is barely English to me. What the fuck is this yokel on about?

5 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

This is barely English to me. What the fuck is this yokel on about?

Dunno, but his username is ripe for a pen full of sheep jokes.

2 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

This is barely English to me. What the fuck is this yokel on about?

@Vertuzziman I have no clue. I couldn't get through really reading that shit. Skimming summary I got was refs robbed them, they somehow played for a championship, expect a new fake one to appear, Longhorns are the problem. 

Someone with more concentration than I have may have other ideas. Oh, and they really do fook sheep, goats or both?  

34 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

This is barely English to me. What the fuck is this yokel on about?

He just ran out of sense.

No real news but some may enjoy. I on campus met (under and grad so yes, I was at UT for a wonderful 6 years) Ricky, Hadnot, Priest. All of those young men had tree trunks for legs. Ricky even talked about it with me how he couldn't find jeans to fit him. He was just that kind of guy talking to a 140lb fellow student. Legs to big waist too small. Imagine the power or watch some on those games.

I use to see Mackovic every Wednesday - had some bullshit morning elective in Bellmont. Super nice man. He asked me to come to our bowl game (Arizona area or something against NC - Priest went nuts on them). 

I told him, I'd love to but was broke. The next Wednesday I saw him he gave me 2 tickets and said I hope you make it son. Very nice man and like Sark offensive genius. 

Which one of you magnificent bastards is posting over there as LtZogg?  Because that has got to be a troll job.

9 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Arizona area or something against NC - Priest went nuts on them)

That would have been the sun bowl in el paso, where we pasted Mack brown’s team. 

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I think you underestimate aggy, sir.

Some great stuff above, the Elk can't tie his shoe - honestly how did he see it and realize it needed a new knot?

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That would have been the sun bowl in el paso, where we pasted Mack brown’s team. 

In minimal fairness, El Paso looks like a ghetto version of Phoenix.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That would have been the sun bowl in el paso, where we pasted Mack brown’s team. 

A 35-31 win wasn’t really a pasting. But Priest’s game-winning TD gave us this iconic Longhorn image.

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4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

In minimal fairness, El Paso looks like a ghetto version of Phoenix.

Well, it is 140+ miles closer to Phoenix than Austin.

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we are straying and I fear @immamac. We, I think sometimes forget how good Priest Holmes was and his NFL contributions. My only, no point was to tell part of why Texas is a real Blue Blood. I'm glad some of you remember and thank you @Pato del Muerto @UDontKnow @South Austin 

@Armybratas always sir.

Aggy like to claim being one - in what fucking history?

True programs that can claim that no order - Texas, Alabama (no doubt), OU (hurts me to say but for sure), USC, Michigan, is tOSU here?, ND. not totally sure where to go after those - lil help?

14 hours ago, WBT said:

Any cream in Elko's vicinity seems to disappear quickly.

The cream always rises to the top, and I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an eighth-grade boy

Siap- no idea how vato ag has lasted this long on txags

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