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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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C’mon, man…that’s not banner-worthy.

Now….a cup?  Yeah, I could see it on a cup

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2 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

C’mon, man…that’s not banner-worthy.

Now….a cup?  Yeah, I could see it on a cup

Well they did score 3 points, right? That's a goddamn aggy title right there. Oh it will plastered all over their stadium.

21 hours ago, Boko Bevo said:

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Fuck his tiny, small weakling ass. Just like that fat fuck Zuhn, they don't know when to shut the fuck up and then proceed to get bodied.

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Reading between the lines, their panic meter on the offense is going up. A whole lot of Looch wish casting that Wiggins is going to be a better OC than Klein. He didn’t discuss offensive personnel at all, just they need to improve at OC.

He also went on a couple portal Moneyball diatribes, so I’m not sure their NIL is where they want to be. 

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33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Reading between the lines, their panic meter on the offense is going up. A whole lot of Looch wish casting that Wiggins is going to be a better OC than Klein. He didn’t discuss offensive personnel at all, just they need to improve at OC.

He also went on a couple portal Moneyball diatribes, so I’m not sure their NIL is where they want to be. 

Given the totality of their personnel losses heading into the portal period, plus what they’ve spent on this 2026 class, there’s almost no way they have enough to spend in the portal for what it would take to reload. The money guys are not stupid for ATM and Elko isn’t either. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re telling themselves that they’ll develop the youth, be smart and picky in the portal and regroup with an 8-4 season that catapults them back to the playoffs in 2027. 

They were gifted an unbelievable schedule this year. They get the two gifts in South Bend with the dropped XP and the flagrant holding no-call.  Then, they face Auburn, Florida, Arkansas, and LSU all right in the midst of structural program collapse. Missouri with a 3rd string true freshman QB and whatever the fuck was going on with South Carolina’s program this year. Just insane shit where opponents were committing suicide in front of them at every turn.

Next year, no way that happens. The 2026 schedule and their personnel losses guarantee nothing regarding 8-4 or better but they think that’s their absolute floor. 

Any offensive portal player who signs up for the Holmon Wiggins Experiment will have few options or be paid very well.

On TexAgs the majority opinion (vast majority) is that they played like champions prior to Elko's raise and, with remarkable timing, they failed to play like the champions they are against USCe, t.u. (mediocre team), and Miami.

Maybe the biggest example of what constant self-congratulatory narcissism means with Aggies is their aversion to the word lose. It's not just games they won't use the word (outscored, instead), but they refer to losing efforts as underachieving. The notion here is that with only a little more passion (displayed for all to see) or a little less interference from the t.u. controlled referee establishment or disappointing coaching performance, they would be revealed as the champions they already are.

The offense wasn't stopped. Klein had his mind elsewhere and didn't care. That's largely the reason Reed "regressed" as the season proceeded and melted down against good competition. Further, with their huge talent advantage (in their heads), they should be in the title hunt every year.

You take over coaching at Texas, Notre Dame, tOSU, Alabama, or USC, you expect that expectation and perception. There is truth in it. At A&M, they don't recognize that they're still Michigan State or maybe Iowa. Because of the Aggie attitude, they end up making crazy deals with coaches. Why else would a promising or established coach go there?

And cannot stand the notion that nobody really gives a shit about them unless they pay attention. Then people learn what a weird place that is.

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On 12/20/2025 at 8:27 PM, RomaVicta said:

* Because no coach wants to stay at A&M. You must always worry that they will flee the shit storm that you've created. 

This.  The extension is dumb in a vacuum, but look at the coaching carousel going on.  Hard to tell if it was actually the wrong choice for them or not without being a prophet.  They could have ended up a lot worse off.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

On TexAgs the majority opinion (vast majority) is that they played like champions prior to Elko's raise and, with remarkable timing, they failed to play like the champions they are against USCe, t.u. (mediocre team), and Miami.

Maybe the biggest example of what constant self-congratulatory narcissism means with Aggies is their aversion to the word lose. It's not just games they won't use the word (outscored, instead), but they refer to losing efforts as underachieving. The notion here is that with only a little more passion (displayed for all to see) or a little less interference from the t.u. controlled referee establishment or disappointing coaching performance, they would be revealed as the champions they already are.

The offense wasn't stopped. Klein had his mind elsewhere and didn't care. That's largely the reason Reed "regressed" as the season proceeded and melted down against good competition. Further, with their huge talent advantage (in their heads), they should be in the title hunt every year.

You take over coaching at Texas, Notre Dame, tOSU, Alabama, or USC, you expect that expectation and perception. There is truth in it. At A&M, they don't recognize that they're still Michigan State or maybe Iowa. Because of the Aggie attitude, they end up making crazy deals with coaches. Why else would a promising or established coach go there?

And cannot stand the notion that nobody really gives a shit about them unless they pay attention. Then people learn what a weird place that is.

What has struck me is that refuse to blame anything on Reed. I believe he had 8 turnovers in the South Carolina, Texas, and Miami games. 
 

Looch was especially vague. “He needs to run more with the rushing attack isn’t there… Needs to be earlier on the throw for the interception in the end zone.”

No Reed needs to be replaced, or they should look at a transfer QB. This a is a program that sent out Heisman marketing materials on Reed before the Texas game. They’re delusional in all things, but their investment in Reed seems like a giant blind spot even for them. Methinks when Elko got his extension, they re-upped with Reed and now they’re stuck with him financially. 

Bobby mentioned on YouTube this morning that Reed is asking for a very, very high NIL number for 2026.

I'd tell him to kick rocks. There are probably 5 QBs already in the portal I would take over Reed in a heartbeat. 

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Bobby mentioned on YouTube this morning that Reed is asking for a very, very high NIL number for 2026.

I'd tell him to kick rocks. There are probably 5 QBs already in the portal I would take over Reed in a heartbeat. 

Everyone made all of this noise about his improvement this year, but I saw the same exact guy as last year. He was a better passer inside of 15 yards, and definitely more decisive, but under pressure he reverted to his mean and just tossed up errant throws for interceptions after his first read was taken away. 

On 12/21/2025 at 12:28 AM, hornlife said:

I really appreciate the posts here. Got to say you give @RomaVictaa bone and it's wonderful. Many others too. I'm on record pre-season saying Reed was a terrible QB. I am also on record calling for Arch to be benched at times. Arch seemed to figure out feet don't catch balls.

aggie hires a 2 year HC from Duke and expects greatness? Well, that's Gary Owens funny. Of course he has no tree or ability to get top guys.

I still say Flood can be upgraded. Sark's recent hires seem top notch.

For two years in a row we've kept aggy out of the SEC championship. Wisner is balls out on them. aggie is going to have a really bad next year. Our schedule is no joke either.

Anyway, thanks to all of you that give us the aggie tears of failure. 

Shout out for Garyowen. Regimental march, 1st Air Cavalry, Ft. Hood, Texas. "America's First Team"

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I'm still floored that they replaced Klein with Wiggins. That's like the time they gave Mackovick a blank check to hire the best DC in the country and he promoted Bobby Jack Wright. 

3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

That's like the time they gave Mackovick a blank check to hire the best DC in the country and he promoted Bobby Jack Wright. 

Still too soon.

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On 12/21/2025 at 12:34 AM, Horndog said:

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Same dude posted this exactly one year ago:

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28 minutes ago, Deej said:

Still too soon.

 

32 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I'm still floored that they replaced Klein with Wiggins. That's like the time they gave Mackovick a blank check to hire the best DC in the country and he promoted Bobby Jack Wright. 

Hey at for all his fault, at least Sark isn't afraid of competition from his own coordinators.

59 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Bobby mentioned on YouTube this morning that Reed is asking for a very, very high NIL number for 2026.

I'd tell him to kick rocks. There are probably 5 QBs already in the portal I would take over Reed in a heartbeat. 

Personally, I think he's worth every penny to them!

36 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

 

Hey at for all his fault, at least Sark isn't afraid of competition from his own coordinators.

You mean from the OC he's scared to hire?

28 minutes ago, Deej said:

You mean from the OC he's scared to hire?

Mackovick was afraid of being outshined by his DC.  I don't think Sark is afraid of an OC...I just think he thinks he can do it, right or wrong.

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Reed is asking for a very, very high NIL number for 2026.

I'd tell him to kick rocks. There are probably 5 QBs already in the portal I would take over Reed in a heartbeat. 

Fuck that. Aggy should give him every penny he's asking for. In fact, they should double it.

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12 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Mackovick was afraid of being outshined by his DC.  I don't think Sark is afraid of an OC...I just think he thinks he can do it, right or wrong.

I think this is accurate. Mackovic, nice of a guy as he was, all offense all the time - never even thought about defense. Every good athlete - offense.

Remember when Sark was hired all the talk about him calling plays? It might be in his contract - I've never read it. He is an elite offensive mind and thought of one among his peers. 

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A sampling of TexAgs this morning. For the particularly dumb ones, I try to make sure they have an Agtag.

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Same thread, these guys know what would appeal to a penniless QB prospect!

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From a different thread. Very Aggie. Quash the truth:

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Some true insight, here. 

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Actually, most of that does matter, IMHO. Otherwise, dead on.

 

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They are just that talented and awesome and rough, tough, real stuff!

 

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When ESiPN is not quite clear enough for your audience which, admittedly, isn't that bright to start with:

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I guess since ebil t.u. is in the new, wittier reference, ESPN doesn't get capitalized either. 

 

Klein isn't just bad. He's the goddamn enemy working against the dear old Aggies:

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* He surely could use the experience!

 

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Maybe keep legal genius, SouthLlano, away from a Boy Scouts job. Klein should be prostrate with gratitude for his opportunity. Motherfucker just coaches for himself. Pure EBIL!

 

I leave you with impenetrable Aggieness. Obvious observation that slides to incoherent response. 

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I don't know, maybe it's me, but I think it's these Aggies and their logic.

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That is what I was saying about the Jimbo extension. Everybody who was in the same room as that document should’ve been fired. They weren’t. So now you have Jimbo 2.0, without the blank plaque. 

How many of those people are the ones that gave Jimbo his extension?

Only aggy can have their best season since 1939 and complain they lost like they're some regulars and on the cusp of being a blue blood, they just don't get the respect they deserve. All of those 8-4 seasons added up to show the grind they went through just to get bounced at home by a hapless Miami team. 

Never change, aggy. 

10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What has struck me is that refuse to blame anything on Reed. I believe he had 8 turnovers in the South Carolina, Texas, and Miami games. 
 

Looch was especially vague. “He needs to run more with the rushing attack isn’t there… Needs to be earlier on the throw for the interception in the end zone.”

No Reed needs to be replaced, or they should look at a transfer QB. This a is a program that sent out Heisman marketing materials on Reed before the Texas game. They’re delusional in all things, but their investment in Reed seems like a giant blind spot even for them. Methinks when Elko got his extension, they re-upped with Reed and now they’re stuck with him financially. 

Yeah I don’t get the devotion to Reed.  I expected them to look for an upgrade last offseason after wiggy flamed out.

4 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

their best season since 1939 

on new year's morning, 1 jan 93 aggy were 12-0, not on probation, and ranked #4

granted, that was the first year of the bowl coalition, the precursor to the bowl alliance, the bcs, and the playoffs

the sugar pitted 11-0 #1 miami v. 12-0 #2 alabama so the natty was not in play for aggy, but a final ranking of #2 was absolutely on the table

aggy kicked a field goal in the 4th quarter and  lost to domer by 4 scores, 28-3

10 hours ago, WBT said:

Yeah I don’t get the devotion to Reed.  I expected them to look for an upgrade last offseason after wiggy flamed out.

aggy reddit is overwhelmingly blaming the offensive struggles on Klein. More than a few chiming in that Klein blew the game so he could leave for K State early. 
 

I think they could read a Marcel Reed scouting report co-authored by Dan Campbell and Johnny 8Ball, and it still wouldn’t convince them he sucks.

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17 hours ago, nnm said:


That is what I was saying about the Jimbo extension. Everybody who was in the same room as that document should’ve been fired. They weren’t. So now you have Jimbo 2.0, without the blank plaque. 

Counterpoint 

 

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4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Counterpoint 

 

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Oh god oh fuck this is going to be so sweet to watch 

New year, same expectations and outcome. Aggy is consistent.

I thought this was William, at first. Maybe it's a pen name.

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Times change. You no longer value a sitting natty winner as much as the old days. You don't really have to know how to win a national championship in this new modern age as defined continually by TexAggies.

At the same point in time, Saban had landed on Moon. Elko is the sharpest kid in the rocket club. Nearly tangible similarity!

 

It's remarkable how Aggies lead the world in loss examination!

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Elko may not be sitting heavily on an NC, but he loses the same way Saban did years later. They're just about the same person, really.

 

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It's almost scary how similar these guys are. I'm sure Alabama's schedule was as widely doubted as A&M's.

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Red notes are final rankings. Almost a carbon copy (remember carbon copies, kids? No? Fuck you.)! Their last two losses were the same as well. Bama played #1 and #2 and only managed a couple of touchdowns in each game! Eerily similar.

What do we deduce? Or, at least, what does this Aggie analyst deduce?

The Aggies are on that launchpad to the moon this coming year!

 

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Off to a good start against Missouri State.

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On 12/21/2025 at 11:00 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Hang the banner

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Counterpoint 

 

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37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Elko may not be sitting heavily on an NC

He’d crush it 

22 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

A sampling of TexAgs this morning. For the particularly dumb ones, I try to make sure they have an Agtag.

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Same thread, these guys know what would appeal to a penniless QB prospect!

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From a different thread. Very Aggie. Quash the truth:

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Some true insight, here. 

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Actually, most of that does matter, IMHO. Otherwise, dead on.

 

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They are just that talented and awesome and rough, tough, real stuff!

 

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When ESiPN is not quite clear enough for your audience which, admittedly, isn't that bright to start with:

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I guess since ebil t.u. is in the new, wittier reference, ESPN doesn't get capitalized either. 

 

Klein isn't just bad. He's the goddamn enemy working against the dear old Aggies:

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* He surely could use the experience!

 

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Maybe keep legal genius, SouthLlano, away from a Boy Scouts job. Klein should be prostrate with gratitude for his opportunity. Motherfucker just coaches for himself. Pure EBIL!

 

I leave you with impenetrable Aggieness. Obvious observation that slides to incoherent response. 

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I don't know, maybe it's me, but I think it's these Aggies and their logic.

LOL, I am almost certain I know who SouthLlano really is and I already called out his dumb ass Klein scapegoating with facts on FB.

13 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

on new year's morning, 1 jan 93 aggy were 12-0, not on probation, and ranked #4

granted, that was the first year of the bowl coalition, the precursor to the bowl alliance, the bcs, and the playoffs

the sugar pitted 11-0 #1 miami v. 12-0 #2 alabama so the natty was not in play for aggy, but a final ranking of #2 was absolutely on the table

aggy kicked a field goal in the 4th quarter and  lost to domer by 4 scores, 28-3

This so perfectly encapsulates aggy lol

22 hours ago, nnm said:


That is what I was saying about the Jimbo extension. Everybody who was in the same room as that document should’ve been fired. They weren’t. So now you have Jimbo 2.0, without the blank plaque. 

 I support their need to grant contract extensions and make the aggy football coach the highest paid, all guaranteed contracts.  Heck, they should hire a new guy every other year.   

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