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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 7/22/2022 at 6:12 PM, Deej said:

We are just trying not to insult any other school that is Aggie. 

God I admire him. What kind of a name is Liucci anyway, Comanche Indian?

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1 minute ago, JimmyTwoTimes said:

God I admire him. What kind of a name is Liucci anyway, Comanche Indian?

You would think aggy wouldn't freely toss money at a guy with such an ethnic surname. 

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Ladies and gentleman, enjoy the genius of the eloquent red ass writer. 

First highlite: Clarity of thought and expression. Look at the economy of language. "I don't know." The gem of truth.

Second highlite: Strong moves? What happened to power moves? Is this a step down? With such subtlety, Billy alludes rather than explains.

Third highlite: Only a huge intellect could find such a clever way to get "think" twice in the phrase. The master.

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15 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

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Of course they think Calvin Candie is the hero of that movie 

Obviously, the coaching staff reached out to Looch to get the word out about their plans for this weekend. Looch trying to pre-hype it as per the SOPs.

10 minutes ago, JimmyTwoTimes said:

God I admire him. What kind of a name is Liucci anyway, Comanche Indian?

Liucci is Comanche for chin pubes.

15 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Only a huge intellect could find such a clever way to get "think" twice in the phrase. The master.

You could say that the current state of their recruiting is making him… think twice… about their championship dreams. 

"I think they're gonna make some strong moves with a lot of these really big names and get a couple of them in the fold that people don't think currently think are coming to A&M."

That's some excellent writing by Liucci. 

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

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Of course they think Calvin Candie is the hero of that movie 

TJ Shanahan and Dalton Brooks are going to hurt our feelings.

2 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

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Of course they think Calvin Candie is the hero of that movie 

Someone has to put those blackies in their place.

3 hours ago, JimmyTwoTimes said:

God I admire him. What kind of a name is Liucci anyway, Comanche Indian?

so..so true.  This cat has monetized the aggy insecurity unlike any other actor in history.

for real

laugh if you want to, but....just look at it.

 

has he put together his "Luicci's 44" (or whatever it's called) yet?    No?   why not?

they keep swiping their credit cards to read what they want to read and hear what they want to hear.  So....because literally NOBODY, let alone 44 NOBODIES are on my list....I'll just ghost it and take swipes at "tea yeww"   

And another month of Visa card receipts are cleared.

 

I'm not kidding.  I love the dude and wish I would have thought about this business opportunity before he did.

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Obviously, the coaching staff reached out to Looch to get the word out about their plans for this weekend. Looch trying to pre-hype it as per the SOPs.

 

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9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

These motherfuckers have never heard of Occam's Razor, that's for sure. 

They prefer Occa&m's Razor.

10 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

*Voila 

It's "voilà" - avec l'accent grave.

 

3 hours ago, campcrunk said:

It's "voilà" - avec l'accent grave.

 

Bien suuuuuurrrrrrr!!

11 hours ago, JimmyTwoTimes said:

God I admire him. What kind of a name is Liucci anyway, Comanche Indian?

It's Scotch Romanian.

Marvin, Velma, and Chin Pubes.

so..so true.  This cat has monetized the aggy insecurity unlike any other actor in history.
for real
laugh if you want to, but....just look at it.
 
has he put together his "Luicci's 44" (or whatever it's called) yet?    No?   why not?
they keep swiping their credit cards to read what they want to read and hear what they want to hear.  So....because literally NOBODY, let alone 44 NOBODIES are on my list....I'll just ghost it and take swipes at "tea yeww"   
And another month of Visa card receipts are cleared.
 
I'm not kidding.  I love the dude and wish I would have thought about this business opportunity before he did.

Chin pubes isn’t the brains or the money behind Texags. He’s just the hired help.

Former player and real estate developer Hunter Goodwin is the man behind the curtain.
56 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I expect a large divergence in Cuffe's posting from here on out. 

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"There (sic) event has always been Thursday"

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There the worst. One of these days, their going to wake up and realize that they're preseason expectations are pure fantasy.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

"There (sic) event has always been Thursday"

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Lol. McVay doesn't have an offer anymore. So, probably not Guy. 

 

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Literally the opposite of reality. 

Mcvay?  We are full on OL but are going to have an out of state OL spend time on Thursday so we can pay him to not go to the Aggy luau?

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Exactly inverse to what ctj has been saying. 

That's because they're projecting their obsessive paranoia onto us. Everything we do is to thwart A&M. The University of Texas at Austin was created to hold down the sleeping giant and make every move to that end. It's also in our charter to hyperventilate our way into hysteria over any pool party organized and conducted by Texas Agricultural and Mechanical.

It's really a thing to behold. I'd almost worry about their well being if they didn't spend all their time despising me as an effeminate drama queen concerned only with appearances (hype is word they so overuse) instead of substance like the dear ol' Texas Aggies.

Their pat answer to the above is to point and say, "your writing about us! Your over their obsessed with us!" True, in it's way. As I said, it's like paying attention to an inept, impotent stalker. The reasons for our attention to one another are similar but not nearly the same. Our interest is largely anthropological without paranoia. 

In Their Heads Rent Free...

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Mojo caught the spelling fiasco.

I'll say that I'm glad if there are tons of t-shirt fans that never attended. DKR said in the 60s that we were the state team and welcomed any fan from Texas. I love that we have a large Spanish speaking following.

People like UT and the Longhorns, and the Aggies hate that. They believe that if everyone knew the truth about tu and A&M, they'd flock to A&M. Since they don't, Aggies remain in their historic sour grapes mode.

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Sorry for any offense to foxes.

 

 

 

42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Mojo caught the spelling fiasco.

I'll say that I'm glad if there are tons of t-shirt fans that never attended. DKR said in the 60s that we were the state team and welcomed any fan from Texas. I love that we have a large Spanish speaking following.

People like UT and the Longhorns, and the Aggies hate that. They believe that if everyone knew the truth about tu and A&M, they'd flock to A&M. Since they don't, Aggies remain in their historic sour grapes mode.

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Sorry for any offense to foxes.

remember, per TexAgs there is a study out there about how Hispanics love University of XYZ over ABC University because of the nomenclature.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Our interest is largely anthropological without paranoia. 

fear, AND loathing

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Oh yeah, Nyckoles Harbor is going to pop into CStat. Uh huh.

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It's funny how they want to read so much optimism into Luicci's post-stroke prose. He says:

  • We're going to be active.
  • We're going get some guys, "maybe a couple or whatever."
  • Gonna make strong moves with big names.
  • Gonna get a couple of guys that are unexpected.

Considering Sunny Billy's usual bravado, this is some pretty subdued stuff. His audience of supremely confident morons celebrate the quote. 

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Will the big names be blackies or aggies? That is the question :)

 

That gibbs moron uses "like" when posting on a message board. I've never seen anyone do that until now. People who use like constantly when talking are stupid, people who use like when typing... aggy.

1 hour ago, NaTeWHO said:

That gibbs moron uses "like" when posting on a message board. I've never seen anyone do that until now. People who use like constantly when talking are stupid, people who use like when typing... aggy.

the dude your opinion GIF

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11 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Wrong. They need blaggies.emoji106.png

As long as they're not uppity and threaten Sully

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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this made me curious, how far is 20 miles from Austin?

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4 minutes ago, NoName said:

this made me curious, how far is 20 miles from Austin?

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Lots of ranch land in that circle - Just none that can be bought on Insurance commission check income. 

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