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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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35 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Penthouse..black leather couches…I know where this is going

 

13 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Definitely not in that building 🤣🤣🤣

Penthouse Forum, this is my first letter and you'll never believe me but it's true.  It was my 3rd year attempting to pass EE345L, and I was in the Penthouse of ENS. There was an unmistakable smell of fish, it was SO hot...

...because it had been left in the microwave on High for 28 minutes.  It smelled horrible, I shit you not.  Like, the Nautilus had just been brought up from 20,000 leagues, covered in eel guts, and a large gathering of people insisted on letting it sit in the Texas July sun for 79 hours, and then consuming it for lunch...

 

 

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4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

Penthouse Forum, this is my first letter and you'll never believe me but it's true.  It was my 3rd year attempting to pass EE345L, and I was in the Penthouse of ENS. There was an unmistakable smell of fish, it was SO hot...

...because it had been left in the microwave on High for 28 minutes.  It smelled horrible, I shit you not.  Like, the Nautilus had just been brought up from 20,000 leagues, covered in eel guts, and a large gathering of people insisted on letting it sit in the Texas July sun for 79 hours, and then consuming it for lunch...

 

 

Are you sure you weren’t an English lit major?

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Are you sure you weren’t an English lit major?

Ha!  You know my sophomore advisor for EE316 sure told me I was a natural fit for English Lit because I was completely full of bullshit...

On 7/23/2022 at 10:22 PM, Deej said:

 

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First floor men's bathroom from ECJ. With the black and white tile and red trim. Wtf is that lol it doesn't match anything else anywhere.

The building I hated was RLM. Escalator to hell.

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They are making moves in engineering campus but I'm hoping by the time my son goes there the whole thing gets replaced. The entire campus follows an architectural style then engineering campus is just dogshit college station tier garbage.

All the other engineering buildings looked great compared to the Woolrich building where Aerospace Eng was when I was there in mid-90s. Looks like Aero has moved to another building.

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

First floor men's bathroom from ECJ. With the black and white tile and red trim. Wtf is that lol it doesn't match anything else anywhere.

The building I hated was RLM. Escalator to hell.

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They are making moves in engineering campus but I'm hoping by the time my son goes there the whole thing gets replaced. The entire campus follows an architectural style then engineering campus is just dogshit college station tier garbage.

FWIW the entire campus at UT Tyler looked pretty much just like this until the mid 2000's expansion. Now just half of it gives off the Chernobyl vibe.

All the other engineering buildings looked great compared to the Woolrich building where Aerospace Eng was when I was there in mid-90s. Looks like Aero has moved to another building.

The basement of the place was a great place to park and study. I liked it.

Loose is one of those recurring errors that is baffling to me. It's not a typo because you have to add the e to the word. It also doesn't even look like or sound like the wrong word. It's so common on Texags that you must conclude that there's a proliferation of idiots over there.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Loose is one of those recurring errors that is baffling to me. It's not a typo because you have to add the e to the word. It also doesn't even look like or sound like the wrong word. It's so common on Texags that you must conclude that there's a proliferation of idiots over there.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Loose is one of those recurring errors that is baffling to me. It's not a typo because you have to add the e to the word. It also doesn't even look like or sound like the wrong word. It's so common on Texags that you must conclude that there's a proliferation of idiots over there.

* Idoits.

56 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The thought if getting Samu, Betrand, and Bowens.

 

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Spoken with the certainty one can only glom with vast experience in winning championships.

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I guess it felt smarter to misuse plurality than just correctly say large majority.  Linked for any Aggies reading.

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1 Truth.

2 Irony deafness (garden variety).

3 Lie. Loss of point for not adding, they never showed nobody the way to they're dump of a stadium.

But their degree and their city ARE inferior.  

 

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1 Truth.

Negged for missing the opportunity to mock his "getting my dandruff up" comment.

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AND we are a little cheaper?  Hahaha. 

Yeah, that part really surprised me considering the cost of operating a University in Austin compared to BCS.  I guess this is what happens when the academic side has to cover the expenses for the athletic side.

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Yeah, that part really surprised me considering the cost of operating a University in Austin compared to BCS.  I guess this is what happens when the academic side has to cover the expenses for the athletic side.

Plus 15k more undergrad enrollment. And they still do a ton of online learning for first and second year classes for lack of facilities, and their faculty/student ratio is bad. It’s like they spend their money on bullshit. 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plus 15k more undergrad enrollment. And they still do a ton of online learning for first and second year classes for lack of facilities, and their faculty/student ratio is bad. It’s like they spend their money on bullshit. 

Those Sul Ross statues aren’t going to build themselves. 

If God hates the sips, then why, as a whole, are they more successful in life?

25 minutes ago, Deej said:

If God hates the sips, then why, as a whole, are they more successful in life?

Stupid sip. Aggy got better insurance salesmen than anybody! 

16 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Stupid sip. Aggy got better insurance salesmen than anybody! 

If God loved them, they wouldn't need it. 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Yeah, that part really surprised me considering the cost of operating a University in Austin compared to BCS.  I guess this is what happens when the academic side has to cover the expenses for the athletic side.

Well, we also get twice the PUF that they do. If you listen closely you can hear the howling about it all the way from BCS.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

If God hates the sips, then why, as a whole, are they more successful in life?

7th grade girls basketball teams don’t coach themselves you stupid Sip!

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

7th grade girls basketball teams don’t coach themselves you stupid Sip!

They might as well. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

AND we are a little cheaper?  Hahaha. 

Until you have to live anywhere besides university student housing

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plus 15k more undergrad enrollment. And they still do a ton of online learning for first and second year classes for lack of facilities, and their faculty/student ratio is bad. It’s like they spend their money on bullshit. 

Yea…but don’t forget that aggy does have a cement pond!

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These suburban imposters shamelessly claim they're blue collar, salt of the earth military heroes. They're none of that shit. They just say they are. Most people claiming they're a military school don't even participate in their fake army charade.

Then they talk about Texas being all about appearances. Again, the 2%ers will likely drag their loser, hide bound, yokel culture into the late 20th Century, and red ass Aggies will hate them for it.

I. Can't. Quit. This. Thread.

31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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These suburban imposters shamelessly claim they're blue collar, salt of the earth military heroes. They're none of that shit. They just say they are. Most people claiming they're a military school don't even participate in their fake army charade.

Then they talk about Texas being all about appearances. Again, the 2%ers will likely drag their loser, hide bound, yokel culture into the late 20th Century, and red ass Aggies will hate them for it.

I. Can't. Quit. This. Thread.

Don’t forget, whole classes left for WWII, which somehow let those damn sips get decades of games in the W column.  Really racked it up in those several decades of WWII, where they were all fighting and no one at aggy could play ball. 

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Having actually been an officer in the military, I can promise you the ones that were aggy were generally seen to be almost as obnoxious as the ones that went to ohio state...  Fortunately I only ran into a couple of them during my 11 years.   Which is ironic, because if you listen to their b.s., the entire military is composed of fightn aggy... 

The personal accounts of pain and suffering afflicted by chants of "poooorrr agggiieess" that haunts them (some, for decades) to this day.

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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They're not weird yokels who grab their balls with delusions of grandeur. They're just "Defenders of the American way".

20 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Having actually been an officer in the military, I can promise you the ones that were aggy were generally seen to be almost as obnoxious as the ones that went to ohio state...  Fortunately I only ran into a couple of them during my 11 years.   Which is ironic, because if you listen to their b.s., the entire military is composed of fightn aggy... 

My dad and grandfather referred to them as 30 day wonders....but usually called them things that would make a sailor blush.

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13 minutes ago, Yuk said:

They're not weird yokels who grab their balls with delusions of grandeur. They're just "Defenders of the American way".

You joke but those people are in a white nationalist cult.  Went to the Miss St game last year and their forced prayer pregame delved into how they were the right kind of people the nation needs to build around.

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You joke but those people are in a white nationalist cult.  Went to the Miss St game last year and their forced prayer pregame delved into how they were the right kind of people the nation needs to build around.

How many times did you hear the word "blaggie" thrown around?

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

How many times did you hear the word "blaggie" thrown around?

Many times.  By mind reading.

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40 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

My dad and grandfather referred to them as 30 day wonders....but usually called them things that would make a sailor blush.

I always imagine aggy when I watch Sobel get lost in combat training.

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