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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

The personal accounts of pain and suffering afflicted by chants of "poooorrr agggiieess" that haunts them (some, for decades) to this day.

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Yea, that's not terribly rough tough real stuff Aggie manful manliness.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Many times.  By mind reading.

I am pretty sure if they were saying it only in their minds, they weren't saying it as "blaggie".

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"Athletic powerhouse in central Texas"

Non-Texan writers getting confused about which school is which...just the way aggy secretly likes it.
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Adorable

 

 

Is this being run by Hamm?

Adorable
 
 

I mean, I guess they would take Manning to be a back-up.
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12 hours ago, texifornia said:

Adorable

 

 

You know aggy is full of shit when they claim they would prefer a black QB over a white one. 

“Blow their back out”?

Is this some combination of the three little pigs and the straw that broke the camel’s back? And they will do it “absolutely”?

32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"did hang w/ LSU for a while in 2019" = 45-38

Would have won that game without the SEC cramping bullshit too

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Would have won that game without the SEC cramping bullshit too

And Keontay Ingram’s hands of stone

7 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

And Keontay Ingram’s hands of stone

That guy was anything but Mr Clutch on the goal line 

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18 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

And Keontay Ingram’s hands of stone

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They still say Georgia had all those players sitting out for the draft.  They had one player skip that game.  One.  Baker the DB.

 

Lulz.

There were some posts on the USC board, that made their way to the aggie board.  Facetious references to aggies/money that morphed into blaming the Saudis.

Someone then posted this to the aggie board.  Thought Karivanka was a nice/ghastly touch.

 

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Would have won that game without the SEC cramping bullshit too

or dipshit tom not taking 3 points on the 9th snap in a row inside the 5

35 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They still say Georgia had all those players sitting out for the draft.  They had one player skip that game.  One.  Baker the DB.

Right, but ATM’s Orange Bowl win over UNC was against a full strength and motivated opponent. 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

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A&M bringing up Kansas kills me considering that A&M vs Bama has the same record in the last 10 (2-8) as Kansas has vs Texas (2-8)

28 minutes ago, NoName said:

A&M bringing up Kansas kills me considering that A&M vs Bama has the same record in the last 10 (2-8) as Kansas has vs Texas (2-8)

But Bama is like really good at football. 

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"especially if Jimbo opens up the offense" yeah good luck with that

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"especially if Jimbo opens up the offense" yeah good luck with that

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Yes, and neither Bjorn or Worthy play defense except for when Thompson was throwing interceptions. 

1 hour ago, NoName said:

A&M bringing up Kansas kills me considering that A&M vs Bama has the same record in the last 10 (2-8) as Kansas has vs Texas (2-8)

But in the sec, it just means more.  So their 2 wins are equivalent to 3 wins.

59 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I didn’t know Robinson was Scandinavian?

He runs like a borg

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I didn’t know Robinson was Scandinavian?

I'm sure there is some racist undertone there that only deep seeded hicks understand. 

2 hours ago, NoName said:

A&M bringing up Kansas kills me considering that A&M vs Bama has the same record in the last 10 (2-8) as Kansas has vs Texas (2-8)

aggy also 2-8 vs LSU and blowu in the last 10. aggy IS Kansas.

2 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

I'm sure there is some racist undertone there that only deep seeded hicks understand. 

Not from me there isn’t.

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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If it were any other school,  the required comment would have be something about filling up on bread.

22 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

If it were any other school,  the required comment would have be something about filling up on bread.

Jimbo knows how to win a national championship.

23 hours ago, texifornia said:

"especially if Jimbo opens up the offense" yeah good luck with that

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Clemson beat Alabama 44-16 in that game.  'bama took a 16-14 lead at the beginning of the 2nd quarter, and never scored again.  Subsequently Clemson scored another 17 points to lead 31-14 at halftime.  The Tigers then scored another 13 points in the 3rd quarter to create the final margin of victory at 44-16, with neither team scoring in the 4th quarter.

Somehow, Sark "blew a 4th quarter lead" to lose that game.  WTF?  I mean, it wasn't a great offensive performance, even though the final yardage was pretty close (347-295 yards passing advantage for Clemson, 148-135 yard rushing advantage for 'bama), but there was no 4th quarter lead to blow.  There was no 3rd quarter lead to blow.  There was barely a 2nd quarter lead to blow.

Real football historians on texags.

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Time to rationalize!

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aggy should ask his wife what she thinks...

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13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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as a reminder, no one else - rivals, espn, 247 or on3 - release specifically who does their rankings

the only one who does that is Billy fucking Liucci and the internationally known Looch44

 

Speaking of full transparency...where is the Looch 44!?!

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Clemson beat Alabama 44-16 in that game.  'bama took a 16-14 lead at the beginning of the 2nd quarter, and never scored again.  Subsequently Clemson scored another 17 points to lead 31-14 at halftime.  The Tigers then scored another 13 points in the 3rd quarter to create the final margin of victory at 44-16, with neither team scoring in the 4th quarter.

Somehow, Sark "blew a 4th quarter lead" to lose that game.  WTF?  I mean, it wasn't a great offensive performance, even though the final yardage was pretty close (347-295 yards passing advantage for Clemson, 148-135 yard rushing advantage for 'bama), but there was no 4th quarter lead to blow.  There was no 3rd quarter lead to blow.  There was barely a 2nd quarter lead to blow.

Real football historians on texags.

They're talking about 2017. Which I mean... still kind of a weird game to pass judgement on Sark on. He wasn't the OC until the week of the game. Did he call a good or bad game? I don't fucking know - I don't remember shit about that game

15 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

They're talking about 2017. Which I mean... still kind of a weird game to pass judgement on Sark on. He wasn't the OC until the week of the game. Did he call a good or bad game? I don't fucking know - I don't remember shit about that game

Lulz.  Analyst for one single season, OC for a day.  OK, Ags.  You have him dead to rights.

He literally left for the Falcons in early February.

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32 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Speaking of full transparency...where is the Looch 44!?!

It's literally transparent.

He's having trouble coming up with 44 prospects interested in aggy.

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