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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Speaking of full transparency...where is the Looch 44!?!
I really want to see a "where are they now?" starting with the inception of the illustrious Looch 44.
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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Ladies and gentlemen, a presumably grown man.

That simpleton is going to be entertained all day by that. 

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

That simpleton is going to be entertained all day by that. 

Handle is B_rad. Odds that his name is Brad?

8 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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"Doesn't move well laterally".
Pulls up HUDL, first play is Gullette playing in coverage, beating a blocker and moving laterally to tackle a receiver on a bubble screen in the open field. Second play is Gullette scraping down the line, beating a blocker, and tackling the RB for no gain. Later, Gullette is seen manning up a flag route and almost intercepting a pass in the end zone. 

Solid work there guy. 

37 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

"Doesn't move well laterally".
Pulls up HUDL, first play is Gullette playing in coverage, beating a blocker and moving laterally to tackle a receiver on a bubble screen in the open field. Second play is Gullette scraping down the line, beating a blocker, and tackling the RB for no gain. Later, Gullette is seen manning up a flag route and almost intercepting a pass in the end zone. 

Solid work there guy. 

He wasn't counting on anyone fact checking hi commentary

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Ladies and gentlemen, a presumably grown man.

wait, does that moron think the players are the ones doing their own edits?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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which head coach though?

the one at Marlin, where he no longer plays or the one at Teague, where he currently plays but won't play his senior season?

not that it matters, that guy probably doesn't know he transferred anyway.

13 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

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What an embarrassing thing to type.

Liucci will come back from vacation MORE angy? Brauninger doesn't have bannination powers even though he is on staff? They won't tolerate any finger pointing or second guessing the staff? They won't tolerate asking why a bunch of position coaches inexplicably flip flopped roles? They won't allow posters to state the historical facts of their 8-4 water level? If they stumble early this season, this should get really really fun to watch. 

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However, in approx. 5 years in College Station, Coach Fisher and this staff have consistently shown their ability to recruit the obvious talent to join Texas A&M. As well as evaluating and spotting the players not as highly ranked

Well if Jimbo has hand picked the best talent for the past five years and it hasn't led to any significant difference in season records, then he is either terrible at scouting real talent or his coaching blows.

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

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What an embarrassing thing to type.

To me it’s on par. They are, have been and always will be the most embarrassing thing in Texas. Unfortunately they are not going anywhere (one can always hope) but at least they provide comedic fodder for the rest of us. They are certainly nothing to be concerned about (other than like a dog may be with a flea issue) on any level and should only be regarded in terms of a nuisance factor.

RE: Hill competing for a spot day 1, it's possible but the odds aren't in his favor.

Top rated LBs do not often contribute as much as you might expect freshman year.

Last year's freshman AA LBs averaged around .85 as a composite rating.

Only one of the top 5 LBs drafted last year was a highly rated recruit.

Often times, the problem with highly rated LBs is they physically matured before anybody else in HS. They bully their way into a great HS career but never really learn the nuances of the position. They get to college and run into 300 point walls or try to run around them for the first couple of years.

Just my opinion. Still would rather have Hill than not, of course.

Does someone want to tell him about Brooks?

 

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2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Does someone want to tell him about Brooks?

 

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Nah. Just let him abuse his sheep this evening. Sheep’s accustomed to it btw.

There’s always someone conspiring against aggy according to them. Bunch of paranoid assholes. 

30 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

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You wants some names!?!? You want answers?!?!

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Jeez, hard choice between the head coach that used to drink or the DC that had one of his players die under his watch and had a litany of complaints of player abuse/mistreatment against him. 

They are so fucking smug for an 8-4 team that hasn't won dick this century. It's all in their minds that they've already arrived.

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Here is a little something for you aggy and some for chin pubes. Hook'em you fucking hayseeds. Can't wait to play these dodging pricks.

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8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Ladies and gentlemen, a presumably grown man.

Also if one goes down that path, it looks like he is shitting on aggy.

The number of posts over there talking about firing sark after year two is mind bottling. Even if he deserves it, it’s not happening barring a personal collapse/scandal. 
 

 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The number of posts over there talking about firing sark after year two is mind bottling. Even if he deserves it, it’s not happening barring a personal collapse/scandal.

Wishcasting is the oldest Aggie tradition.

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The number of posts over there talking about firing sark after year two is mind bottling. Even if he deserves it, it’s not happening barring a personal collapse/scandal. 
 

 

They won't say it out loud, but they're a little worried about our offense just like they're worried about their own. A fully armed Sark offense is far more effective than the Jimboknows offense. They may field a really good defense year after next, but Sark will get points.

I increasingly feel like we're on schedule, at last, to breakthrough our ceiling of mediocrity.

If PK lives up to past performance, yikes.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They are so fucking smug for an 8-4 team that hasn't won dick this century. It's all in their minds that they've already arrived.

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*8-5 ducked Wake Forest

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They are so fucking smug for an 8-4 team that hasn't won dick this century. It's all in their minds that they've already arrived.

 

Their best seasons are during the worst events in humanity.  WW2 and the covid plague.   I bet they are hoping for Monkey Pox to be worse so they can have a chance.

13 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Their best seasons are during the worst events in humanity.  WW2 and the covid plague.   I bet they are hoping for Monkey Pox to be worse so they can have a chance.

Monkeypox will tear through the corps, if the guy on guy sex thing holds to be true. 

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Their best seasons are during the worst events in humanity.  WW2 and the covid plague.   I bet they are hoping for Monkey Pox to be worse so they can have a chance.

WWI

On 8/4/2022 at 2:17 PM, TommyGufano said:

They're talking about 2017. Which I mean... still kind of a weird game to pass judgement on Sark on. He wasn't the OC until the week of the game. Did he call a good or bad game? I don't fucking know - I don't remember shit about that game

I went back and looked at the game stats -- 'bama took the lead with 2 minutes to go and their defense couldn't hold.  Therefore, OC Sark "blew a 4Q lead".  Never change, farmers.

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They are so fucking smug for an 8-4 team that hasn't won dick this century. It's all in their minds that they've already arrived.

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This century?  They haven't won dick since the Germans were blitzkrieging across France.

But your point is well taken.  I don't think I've come across a fan base with a self-image that is so out of touch with reality, which is why they're more amusing than anything.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Monkeypox will tear through the corps, if the guy on guy sex thing holds to be true. 

The guy on guy sex thing in the corps is definitely true. I learned it from aggypedia.

I learned it from going to my first game against aggy and seeing those idiots. 

6 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

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Looking like 2/10, which is better than 0/16, but not much worse than their qbs in the spring game.

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Handle is B_rad. Odds that his name is Brad?

Wrong. His name is 100%, Bradley. 

11 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

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What an embarrassing thing to type.

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

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You’ll find out.

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