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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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6 hours ago, Deej said:

Monkeypox will tear through the corps, if the guy on guy sex thing holds to be true. 

If true, we should be concerned about the world's wool supply as well

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Monkey pox from the gay sex, the bed sheets worn at the klan meetings, or both?

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Monkey pox from the gay sex, the bed sheets worn at the klan meetings, or both?

Is this why the corps doesn't run they walk fast only, ass cheeks clenched together to keep the mouse in?

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6 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

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You’ll find out.

He looks like he is about to bust out and start singing some Creed any second now

7 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

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You’ll find out.

He has a huge syphilis chancre on his lower lip.  

7 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

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You’ll find out.

@TreatyOak You made a great graphic with the above photo. IIRC, "Which one of these is an idiot?" Please repost. I laughed for half a day the first time I saw it.

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

If true, we should be concerned about the world's wool supply as well

Imagine that. Anthrax AND Monkeypox together.

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2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Imagine that. Anthrax AND Monkeypox together.

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A and M pox?

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

A and M pox?

Aggypox

Lord knows I'm not a 10, and facial hair can be tricky to manage given thin spots, etc., but for fuck's sake, has no one EVER told him those chin pubes are absolutely awful?

Disregarding the aforementioned syphilis chancre, of course.

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lord knows I'm not a 10, and facial hair can be tricky to manage given thin spots, etc., but for fuck's sake, has no one EVER told him those chin pubes are absolutely awful?

Disregarding the aforementioned syphilis chancre, of course.

He lives in BCS where they still wear cargo shorts 

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lord knows I'm not a 10, and facial hair can be tricky to manage given thin spots, etc., but for fuck's sake, has no one EVER told him those chin pubes are absolutely awful?

Disregarding the aforementioned syphilis chancre, of course.

Maybe he doesn’t shave the chin pubes to spare everyone from what it would reveal if he did.

21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lord knows I'm not a 10, and facial hair can be tricky to manage given thin spots, etc., but for fuck's sake, has no one EVER told him those chin pubes are absolutely awful?

Disregarding the aforementioned syphilis chancre, of course.

Give him a break. He saw it on his mom's pussy and thought it would look good on his chin.

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Maybe he doesn’t shave the chin pubes to spare everyone from what it would reveal if he did.

He's Bill O'Brien's kid?

14 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Don’t fuck around with this guy.

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You’ll find out.

I didn't know he was that tall.  That means that cock in his mouth Gif is bigger than I thought...

11 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I didn't know he was that tall.  That means that cock in his ASS Gif is bigger than I thought...

 

34 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I didn't know he was that tall.  

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.  

45 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I didn't know he was that tall.  That means that cock in his mouth Gif is bigger than I thought...

Who said the 4'6" mark is correct?

8 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Who said the 4'6" mark is correct?

It's a jail mugshot photo not the door to a fucking walgreens my guy 

11 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

It's a jail mugshot photo not the door to a fucking walgreens my guy 

In college station?

If so, question still stands

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Who said the 4'6" mark is correct?

It is. They calibrated it using Kyler Murray.

3 hours ago, pacman said:

Give him a break. He saw it on his dads' asshole and thought it would look good on his chin.

Ftfy...

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If you split Billy in half, you get 2 different people.ef4b9ff84584d2a9005c25d006fab734.jpg3011b3d0e514f09c93cc0c6507c81c68.jpg

14 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

If you split Billy in half, you get 2 different people.ef4b9ff84584d2a9005c25d006fab734.jpg3011b3d0e514f09c93cc0c6507c81c68.jpg

Those guys love Papa Roach. Or are in it. 

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Those guys love Papa Roach. Or are in it. 

Those guys got in a fight in a parking lot over the last nickelback tickets.

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11 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

@TreatyOak You made a great graphic with the above photo. IIRC, "Which one of these is an idiot?" Please repost. I laughed for half a day the first time I saw it.

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Hahah

Jesus Christ, I'm dying here.  It's like the east Texas version of 

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13 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

If you split Billy in half, you get 2 different people.

do that with their quarterback and his girlfriend upthread

16 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

If you split Billy in half, you get 2 different people.

I think he gets split in half most nights.

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus Christ, I'm dying here.  It's like the east Texas version of 

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According to a psychiatric assessment record, Casie and Driesie, the twins, were mutes with the mental capacity of five-year-olds. The twins could not hold their saliva, and therefore drooled uncontrollably, and had to dry their chins with handkerchiefs they always carried in their hands.  While they looked ‘unpleasant’, they somehow managed to win the hearts of the staff at the nursing home they took residence in. They were free-spirited and could hug everyone that they came across, including the nurses. Casie and Driesie were so jovial and could laugh all the time. Since they could not communicate with words, they used grunts to try and pass a message to someone.”


Nah, I’d say these guys were much more civilized than looch or aggy.

Little known fact...they were quadruplets...

 

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Nothing says you aren’t concerned about a rival recruit like some fan fic followed by hundreds of posts.

29 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Nothing says you aren’t concerned about a rival recruit like some fan fic followed by hundreds of posts.

Fan fic…the oldest aggy turdition. Like women reading Harlequin novels.

“There he was, standing across Lot 73, the sun glistening on his foam mustache as he sipped from his Solo cup of White Claw

His muscles bulged a bit, swollen by a summer of hauling hay in the Brazos Valley heat. ‘Howdy, Ma’am. You look lost. Can I help you find your way to Kyle Field?’ he questioned, his cherubic voice making me moist in the process…”

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this is hilarious considering it's exactly what they did in order to get nelson to visit.

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1. We ought to give Arch a lovely parting gift for recruiting his ass for Texas prior to his inevitable flip to Georgia. We'll also be dodging a bullet by not having the lousy QB that Georgia and Tennessee are shelling out millions for. 

2. I know a guy who works vice in Brian de Spain's town of residence. He books all the pervs and keeps tabs on them as part of his job. This pal of mine never lies. Ever. Anyway, we're kicking back, and I mention this internet genius who has all the inside lowdown on everything in football because of a friend of his. The vice guy looks at me and says, Brian de Spain fucks little girls and boys in the ass. I'm sad to hear this because he knows so much about football. Maybe it's not true. Just tossing it out there for conversation in an honest way. Be an interesting afterthought if Brian is convicted of sodomy with children.

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It's a shame about the sodomizing children because Brian is quite the philosophical scholar regarding standards for honest discourse. 

It cannot be bullshit if I open with "may be true but I do not know if it's a fact."

A&M should have that carved on their main building just like we have, Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.

 

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I know someone from past associations last named DeSpain.  And he was a complete clueless idiot.  I'm just going to assume Brian DeSpain is related to him.

I have to give a shout out to JunctionNephew for the Crazy Eddie reference. That’s a deep pull, especially for an Aggie

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