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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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The Jimbo offense: Tough to learn, easy to defend

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

A&M Second Half Drives:

  • 3 plays, -3 yards, punt
  • 3 plays, 75 yards, TD
  • 5 plays, 14 yards (8 on first play), punt --> had an ineligible man downfield on a 8 yard pass and a delay of game on 4th and 7 (when punting)
  • 2 plays, 23 yards, INT
  • 3 plays, 0 yards, punt --> had a holding penalty on 2nd and 10 where Caldaza ran for 8 yards
  • 4 plays, 4 yards, turnover on downs --> had a false start on 4th and 1 before the turnover

Rushing attempts after the 67 yard Spiller run

  1. Achane for 8 yards
  2. Caldaza 8 yard rush (not sure if he was flushed or called run)
  3. Caldaza 11 yard run (not sure if he was flushed or called run)

Spiller ran for 67 yards, then literally had a 2 yard pass catch and 1 target that was incomplete on their last offensive play of the game.

This is like Tom Herman with Bijan last year.

What an ugly ass 2nd half, at least Arky had the excuse of Hooker playing QB

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26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Guess spiller missed the drive that ended in a pick when he said arky never stopped aTm. It’s an understandable mistake, I’m sure he was on the sidelines not playing after his TD. 

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Is the whole team uncaring stoners or is it just Calzada and Wydermeyer?

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"An athlete would have won us this game. A white kid from Georgia did not."

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The Jimbo offense: Tough to learn, easy to defend

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Anyone want to tell them how much Winston ignored Jimbo and made his own calls?

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8/11 starters for A&M's defense are draft eligible after the season

ILB Aaron Hansford- 2016

DT Jayden Peevy- 2017

DE Michael Clemons- 2017

DE Tyree Johnson- 2017

S Leon O'Neal- 2018

DT Demarvin Leal- 2019

S Demani Richardson- 2019

ILB Andre White- 2019

CB Jaylon Jones- 2020

NB Antonio Johnson- 2020

CB Brian Georgia- 2020

Additionally, their best players on offense aside from Achane are all draft eligible

Jalen Wydermeyer- 2019

Isaiah Spiller- 2019

Ainias Smith- 2019

Kenyon Green- 2019

I love how the problem is their entire team is full of stoners and they lack a winning culture and that it can be easily fixed. You know, just give that be a winner and stop being a loser lesson and all will be good. 

Aggy's rush to (unnecessarily) sweeten the pot for Jimbo is akin to our "better extend Shaka before some actual blueblood poaches him" move. In other words, idiotic. But at least we were able to facilitate a soft landing for Shaka without having to swallow the contract. Aggy will have no such luck dumping Jimbo and his outrageous deal. 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Complaining about arky fans "acting like they won the Super Bowl" after a regular season SEC win because aggy definitely never does that

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Didn’t aggy literally make cups commemorating their regular season win over LSU a few years ago?

6 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Didn’t aggy literally make cups commemorating their regular season win over LSU a few years ago?

Yes, they did indeed:

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Is the whole team uncaring stoners or is it just Calzada and Wydermeyer?

McKinnley Jackson didn't have all that ketamine for just those two. 

1 hour ago, GTX Horn said:

Didn’t aggy literally make cups commemorating their regular season win over LSU a few years ago?

To be fair, they seem to be inherently understanding that beating LSU is a bigger deal than beating A&M. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Guess spiller missed the drive that ended in a pick when he said arky never stopped aTm. It’s an understandable mistake, I’m sure he was on the sidelines not playing after his TD. 

He might just not remember it. He got earholed on the interception play.  Was laid out after per people witnessing that shitshow in person. 

 aggy dads are holding an intervention for calzada.

You can't make this shit up.

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Oh and it comes from the greatest source ever. KKL who is trying to cover for Jimbos ass play calling by saying Calzada didn’t run the plays he called L O L

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aggy is resting all their hopes and dreams on a 70-year old Jimbo stalker. We have finally hit peak KKL.

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

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"The Jimbo Mystic"

Either this random ag thinks Jimbo is a wizard or he doesn't know that the word he wants is actually "mystique". Or both.

10 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Oh and it comes from the greatest source ever. KKL who is trying to cover for Jimbos ass play calling by saying Calzada didn’t run the plays he called L O L

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come on, she absolutely didn't watch that game 4 times.

She didn't text Jimbo either.  Nothing she says is true.  She's a crazy person.

Watching the market for personalized oil company shirts and pens potentially dry up before your eyes must be nerve wracking.  This calls for a dad bbq

An intervention for QB1 by some helicopter parents to tell him he's shitty and needs to improve?  You really can't make this up.

Guess there's not too much faith in the coaching staff.  The dads have got this!!

42 minutes ago, Scholz said:

She didn't text Jimbo either.  Nothing she says is true.  She's a crazy person.

This. I hope the cookout thing isn't true. 

As much as I love a nice big plate of Aggy schadenfreude, an intervention to gang up on a 20 year old kid for not playing well is despicable behavior from adults. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This. I hope the cookout thing isn't true. 

As much as I love a nice big plate of Aggy schadenfreude, an intervention to gang up on a 20 year old kid for not playing well is despicable behavior from adults. 

It could be worse. They could ask him if he wanted to be "an aggie, or a blaggie?"

On 9/27/2021 at 6:37 AM, Sgt Hulk said:

A run of consecutive losses would make 2021 fucking awesome 

It would be sort of awesome if they had a losing record but beat Alabama. They hit one ingredient of their natty year and make a shambles of the rest.

The war between the minority of Aggie realists pointing to the season and the majority of delusionals pointing to an Alabama win would break new ground in the futility of rationality.

23 hours ago, texifornia said:

Weigman now being positioned as the new aggy savior

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Who the fuck wrote this? In a fanbase that cannot conjugate verbs and scorns intelligence, where did this person come from?

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Maybe he's from a family of Aggies, grew up a fan, but had the sense to pursue education instead of indoctrination.

He'd sure be welcome to post here.

21 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That’s the most Aggie saying. It’s equivalent to running out of time instead of losing

The losing is almost always a result of:

  • Team's lack of emotion.
  • Coach"s lack of emotion.
  • Players not as tough as fans.
  • Opponents see us as their Super Bowl.
  • tu paid the refs.
  • Fans not yelling loud enough/not squeezing their scrotums hard enough/not having enough blind faith in their coach right up to the point when they decide he's the worst coach ever.
  • tu paid the refs.
  • The world fears us and conspires to keep our sleeping gianthood bound to the Earth.

 

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"Who was the idiot who pushed for Jimbo's raise and extension?"

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"I'm afraid some of your will take your own lives when Arkansas gets smothered by Georgia next week"

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Will we be matched up in the Sugar Bowl?

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Calzada was 2-14 when pressured...

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I keep seeing how Jimbo has a "hard offense" to learn being parroted, but where does that come from?  Is it really that "hard" or is this yet another excuse for shitty QB development?

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...and King probably ain't back this season

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I keep seeing how Jimbo has a "hard offense" to learn being parroted, but where does that come from?  Is it really that "hard" or is this yet another excuse for shitty QB development?

It's usually discussed as the reason his athletic WRs never pan out. Complicated route trees that make them overthink everything.

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Do Kenyon Green and Jalen Wydermeyer, in fact, suck? Inquiring minds want to know.

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My God it's glorious lulz.  Pre-pubescent girls flipping out is an apt comparison.  Or a bunch of whiny snowflakes.   🤣

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's usually discussed as the reason his athletic WRs never pan out. Complicated route trees that make them overthink everything.

So discrete racism.  Got it

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