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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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I think you guys might be going in a little hard in the paint on Alphie. Not sure he really did anything bothersome except go a bit overboard on a known barbershop argument.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I think you guys might be going in a little hard in the paint on Alphie. Not sure he really did anything bothersome except go a bit overboard on a known barbershop argument.

Is that CTJ advocating for restraint? Are you sick, man? Unwell? 

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This guy is sooo cooool. What an alpha male. Wow.

Also whatever dipshit invited him, don't do that.

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This guy is sooo cooool. What an alpha male. Wow.

Also whatever dipshit invited him, don't do that.

 

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Just now, LW Goatman said:

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Someone should walk up to the guy with fake security guards and watch him piss down his leg. Perhaps he should have audited his post history. 

His buddy has translated "Open to the Public" as "Field Access"? 

Man that thread, what a bunch of classless cunts.  First of all, I would never in a 1000 years take in an aggy practice, in any capacity.  So, there's that.  Second, if I had a good enough friend who invited me to watch big brother's practice on the sideline (assume this is what he means by field access), and I was of a mind to go, I certainly wouldn't entertain any of the cunty behaviors they are proposing in the replies.

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2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

His buddy has translated "Open to the Public" as "Field Access"? 

To an Auditor with the Texas Education Agency, "field access" qualifies as a nearby parking garage and a pair of binoculars. 

31 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Man that thread, what a bunch of classless cunts.  First of all, I would never in a 1000 years take in an aggy practice, in any capacity.  So, there's that.  Second, if I had a good enough friend who invited me to watch big brother's practice on the sideline (assume this is what he means by field access), and I was of a mind to go, I certainly wouldn't entertain any of the cunty behaviors they are proposing in the replies.

Yeah, but you aren't aggy. 

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

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Perfect. This dipshit’s email address will come in handy when I know spam is headed my way with a login. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

To an Auditor with the Texas Education Agency, "field access" qualifies as a nearby parking garage and a pair of binoculars. 

Uh, you need to put some respect on that Auditor IV title!

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

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Did not expect to see someone from high school on here

Hee hee hee! Sips are all ghey!!!!

Let's all make the same joke about it over and over!

Dimwits.

So funny, seeing as College Station is home of the glory hole. 

"3 star disguised as a 5 star. Would not bang. Well, unless he was wearing a sheep costume."

1 hour ago, Hozz said:

Cold blooded.

You want to fuck around and play big boy to your internet friends, then you better prepare to get fucked with. 

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

David Allen, your point is???

What's funny is they are wither going to roll with Haynes King, who will either throw 3 interceptions or be snapped in half the first time they play a team with a pulse, or Max Johnson, who is a left-handed Calzada.

Where tf are they getting that the players wanted Card? There is massive evidence to the contrary you fucking dunces

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7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Where tf are they getting that the players wanted Card? There is massive evidence to the contrary you fucking dunces

It's what some $9.95ers were running with earlier this week. It was complete made up BS 

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43 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Sorry @texiforniafor stealing your thunder, but thought these needed to be posted

Go wild, I'm on the beach at Topsail Island this weekend so limited cell usage

So according to the genius gomers our price for Ewers is up to $4 mil now..

How do some of them have enough brain power to send signals to their lungs to continue breathing in and out?

It's what some $9.95ers were running with earlier this week. It was complete made up BS 

Yep, I’m sure our highest profile player was rooting for the QB that isn’t his roommate to throw him passes.
9 minutes ago, ousux said:

How do some of them have enough brain power to send signals to their lungs to continue breathing in and out?

Practice, practice, turdition.

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Lulz, going to be funny watching their QB room go nuclear in a week whenever Ritz Bitz names his starter. Ritz Bitz is in a now win situation no matter who wins out.

Johnson - King portals out

King - Johnson portals out, and Weigman is likely on portal watch as well

Weigman - King and Johnon portal out

Card may not be a very good P5 QB starter, but he's a good teammate. 

So because our 9.95ers are idiots they have a narrative that Sarkisian got put in his place by boosters? That is an astounding level of spin.

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Where tf are they getting that the players wanted Card? There is massive evidence to the contrary you fucking dunces

 

58 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So because our 9.95ers are idiots they have a narrative that Sarkisian got put in his place by boosters? That is an astounding level of spin.

Even more important, their usual source was handy to verify it. "I hear from people close to the program..." That's what makes whatever they want to believe a fact.

Every post is about the same. Here's a nice example.

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Common knowledge that UT tu is a cesspool.

Texas' arrogant boosters call the shots and always have. Remember how badly Red McCombs wanted Charly Strong?

Our portal acquisition were just a sign of desperation like everything we do. Nobody wanted these guys other than Neyor.

Our QB begged Jimbo to let him play on Holy Kyle Field, but Jimbo said, "no way Jose." His QB room was already jammed with his personal choices, and he has, you know, won a national championship. And, Jimbo is soooo dreamy.

 

Yea if Jimbo said no to Ewers in favor of Max Johnson he’s even dumber than he looks.

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Ewers should have come a knockin' on Candi's door first.

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