September 28, 20214 yr I love that so many of them still haven't made the connection between their lack of depth at pretty much every position and Jimbo's recruiting. They still parrot what a great recruiter he has been since he arrived but they have gaping holes everywhere on their roster.
September 28, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Orange&White said: I love that so many of them still haven't made the connection between their lack of depth at pretty much every position and Jimbo's recruiting. They still parrot what a great recruiter he has been since he arrived but they have gaping holes everywhere on their roster. So you’re saying Candi is all over this roster too?
September 28, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, texifornia said: Do Kenyon Green and Jalen Wydermeyer, in fact, suck? Inquiring minds want to know.  Reveal hidden contents  I’ll take them both if they want to portal.
September 28, 20214 yr What is the standard aggy spin for how it wasn't Jimbo's fault that FSU's offense collapsed during his final season (59th OFEI ranking in 2017, 97th in 2018)? He left FSU in about as good of shape as Mack left Texas following his departure, although another school wasn't dumb enough to drop Mack a bag on his way out the door simply because he won a "natty." Jimbo seems like he can recruit but he's no longer capable of managing an offense. What they should do is have Jimbo take a step back and find an up-and-comer to manage the offense for him with their own system. i.e., find a Lincoln Riley, a Kendal Briles, etc. to give the offense an identity and bring it out of the stone age.  Edited September 28, 20214 yr by Starfleet Command
September 28, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:  What they should do is have Jimbo take a step back and find an up-and-comer to manage the offense for him with their own system.   1. Jimbo is as stubborn and arrogant as any coach still employed. 2. They have ZERO negotiating power to make him "take a step back" because they gave him the worst contract in the history of contracts.
September 28, 20214 yr The aggy rollercoaster crash week is quickly becoming a top national holiday of mine. Up there with Thanksgiving and Spring Break.
September 28, 20214 yr Just now, Scholz said: The aggy rollercoaster crash week is quickly becoming a top national holiday of mine. Up there with Thanksgiving and Spring Break. The good news is that it is moving on the calendar further from Thanksgiving and closer to Spring Break.
September 28, 20214 yr Just now, Orange&White said: The good news is that it is moving on the calendar further from Thanksgiving and closer to Spring Break. That's good. I mean you have to have something to look forward to.
September 28, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, Scholz said: The aggy rollercoaster crash week is quickly becoming a top national holiday of mine. Up there with Thanksgiving and Spring Break. It's all that made the Charlie Strong years tolerable. It has only gotten more delicious over time. They're more delusional than ever, and they've always been delusional.
September 28, 20214 yr I'll be at the aggy/Pirate game this Sat night btw. Hoping for some real schadenfreude.
September 28, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Scholz said: The aggy rollercoaster crash week is quickly becoming a top national holiday of mine. Up there with Thanksgiving and Spring Break. wait, you think Spring Break is a national holiday?
September 28, 20214 yr 22 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said: What is the standard aggy spin for how it wasn't Jimbo's fault that FSU's offense collapsed during his final season (59th OFEI ranking in 2017, 97th in 2018)? He left FSU in about as good of shape as Mack left Texas following his departure, although another school wasn't dumb enough to drop Mack a bag on his way out the door simply because he won a "natty." Jimbo seems like he can recruit but he's no longer capable of managing an offense. What they should do is have Jimbo take a step back and find an up-and-comer to manage the offense for him with their own system. i.e., find a Lincoln Riley, a Kendal Briles, etc. to give the offense an identity and bring it out of the stone age.  I think that is the thing hitting aggy right now that Jimbo's offense has been left so far in the dust by every other program. There is also no incentive for the stubborn old Jimbo to change anything and either give up the OC reigns or modernize his system. I don't think he realizes it doesn't work anymore. It's just a matter of time before recruits decide they don't want to play in his system. I think Miss St has 50/50 change to beat them this week, Alabama of course will beat them... and then I think MIzzou's offense if well suited to beat them as well. October should be a great month for the aggy trail of tears.
September 28, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: I think that is the thing hitting aggy right now that Jimbo's offense has been left so far in the dust by every other program. There is also no incentive for the stubborn old Jimbo to change anything and either give up the OC reigns or modernize his system. I don't think he realizes it doesn't work anymore. It's just a matter of time before recruits decide they don't want to play in his system. I think Miss St has 50/50 change to beat them this week, Alabama of course will beat them... and then I think MIzzou's offense if well suited to beat them as well. October should be a great month for the aggy trail of tears. They will absolutely lose to Bama and Miss. Auburn, MSU, LSU, and Mizzou are all losable games. I am betting they drop at least one of those. That will put aggy at a 4 loss season, which is honestly their historical norm. That poor fanbase acts surprised by this every year. But, leave it to Jimbo to beat LSU in the final game of the season with Haynes King back in the fold to get the roller coaster of "NEXT YEAR!" back on the clickity clack track.Â
September 28, 20214 yr 31 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said: What is the standard aggy spin for how it wasn't Jimbo's fault that FSU's offense collapsed during his final season (59th OFEI ranking in 2017, 97th in 2018)? He left FSU in about as good of shape as Mack left Texas following his departure, although another school wasn't dumb enough to drop Mack a bag on his way out the door simply because he won a "natty." Jimbo seems like he can recruit but he's no longer capable of managing an offense. What they should do is have Jimbo take a step back and find an up-and-comer to manage the offense for him with their own system. i.e., find a Lincoln Riley, a Kendal Briles, etc. to give the offense an identity and bring it out of the stone age.  the concept of Jimbo as some elite offensive mind is hilarious when you review his OFEI Rankings last few years Overall Avg: 29 FSU Avg: 28.375 A&M Avg: 30.25 - a 10 > 31 > 21 > 59 trend isn't good. Spoiler 2010: 18 11: 58 12: 31 13: 1 14: 20 15: 28 16: 12 17: 59 18: 10 19: 31 20: 21 21 YTD: 59  Compare that to someone like Lincoln Riley whose OFEI avg rank as an OC/HC is something around 7.x I think? re: bringing in some up and coming coach - they literally did the exact opposite of this hilariously. Darrell Dickey, who has been a coach for 35 years and whose last P5 coordinator experience was at LSU in 1991 as a TE coach. Â
September 28, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Vertigo said: They will absolutely lose to Bama and Miss. Auburn, MSU, LSU, and Mizzou are all losable games. I am betting they drop at least one of those. That will put aggy at a 4 loss season, which is honestly their historical norm. That poor fanbase acts surprised by this every year. But, leave it to Jimbo to beat LSU in the final game of the season with Haynes King back in the fold to get the roller coaster of "NEXT YEAR!" back on the clickity clack track. Agreed, they've already moved on from King... it's wait till Weigman gets on campus... Next Year going to be it
September 28, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, texifornia said: Will we be matched up in the Sugar Bowl?  Hide contents  "we would paste tu" is that an inside joke thing like uphauled?Â
September 28, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Viper said: "we would paste tu" is that an inside joke thing like uphauled? Graduate of the wiener stuffing department, most like.
September 28, 20214 yr 48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: wait, you think Spring Break is a national holiday? In my world it most certainly is.
September 28, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Starfleet Command said: Jimbo seems like he can recruit but he's no longer capable of managing an offense Yeah he’s a great recruiter, especially when dropping fucking bags on about 75% of their plus players.Â
September 28, 20214 yr 23 minutes ago, Scholz said: In my world it most certainly is. Thank you for your service.Â
September 28, 20214 yr Literally only ags think they would beat us this year. Sark would literally drag his buys across the face of every person in BCS and Robinsons Johnson would destroy this teamÂ
September 28, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, texifornia said: Senor Butthead chimes in Excuse me, Senor. Next year is your year. Always next year. And poooooor Jimbo. Think of all the calluses he has on his fingers from repeatedly counting his unearned millions of dollars!
September 28, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, texifornia said: Senor Butthead chimes in At least all that isn't on Jimbo! $9million a year doesn't buy what it used to
September 28, 20214 yr Author "At least it will be dark as the team prepares to bite the pillow" Spoiler Â
September 28, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, texifornia said: Well if Gigem0913 is off the Jimbo as OC bangdwagon, then I’m sure the egomaniac who’s owed $90 mil guaranteed will just step aside.Â
September 28, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, texifornia said: Senor Butthead chimes in "with what he has" 4 years of players he has recruited. lmaoooo wtf are these guys on
September 28, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, HeyMcFly said: "with what he has" 4 years of players he has recruited. lmaoooo wtf are these guys on It's not really fair to expect a chef to make a meal with the groceries he bought himself. Unreasonable.
September 28, 20214 yr Just now, Scholz said: It's not really fair to expect a chef to make a meal with the groceries he bought himself. Unreasonable. YES I SHOPPED FOR THESE GROCERIES AND COOKED THIS SHITTY MEAL BUT I WORKED WITH WHAT I HAD... CANT BLAME ME.
September 28, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, Scholz said: "This isn't on Jimbo. He's doing what he can with who he has."  In year four.
September 28, 20214 yr I want to say that most on this board posted about how his 2018 and 2019 classes were full of portal guys and that his bad decisions would haunt him in a few years. Now, here we are. He has no QBs and his OL is in tatters.
September 28, 20214 yr 49 minutes ago, Scholz said: "This isn't on Jimbo. He's doing what he can with who he has."  It's like this gif was made for this comment. Being used unoptimally until now.
September 28, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, texifornia said: Will we be matched up in the Sugar Bowl?  Hide contents  Yea, this got me, too: The Sugar Bowl or even a lesser bowl? You see, Jimbo knows how to win a natty. After last year, the Aggie Destiny is to pretty much be in the playoff for the natty every year. Any monkey with eyesight can see that. For such a national power, going to the Sugar Bowl is a pretty huge disappointment. I mean, they might have to play a bunch of scrubs like the tu Longhorns there. Jimbo doesn't like to slum. In the unimaginable disaster that the Sugar Bowl is too hateful of the Aggies and controlled by ebil tu to invite the Aggies no matter their record, the Aggies might be forced to an even lesser bowl. GADZOOKS! Jimbo knows only how to win or play for natties. The Aggies will likely have to give him another raise for letting him down this season.  Â
September 28, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: I think that is the thing hitting aggy right now that Jimbo's offense has been left so far in the dust by every other program. There is also no incentive for the stubborn old Jimbo to change anything and either give up the OC reigns or modernize his system. I don't think he realizes it doesn't work anymore. It's just a matter of time before recruits decide they don't want to play in his system. I think Miss St has 50/50 change to beat them this week, Alabama of course will beat them... and then I think MIzzou's offense if well suited to beat them as well. October should be a great month for the aggy trail of tears. Reasonable post. Another way to look at it is how much effort would you want to put in for your guaranteed $9MM per? If you look up and find that you will not be playing for championships and everybody is going to doubt you anyway, why not turn the offense over to an OC who can take the heat for fucking up your sitting-national-championship-winner ass? Hire an OC, and you can go back to being Liucci's GodCoach. You can coast for years being a CEO. Spend more time murdering rare animals in Africa. Maybe visit Ma at the swell new pre-fab you got her. Even take a dip in her above ground pool. If there is no real achievement to play for (and there isn't for Aggies), why play hard? Jimbo got hisself an OC. He still brilliant! He got rid of that humbris! Trust in Jimbo. Jimbo should have a friend send him a letter with a Louisiana postmark to his office then just wait for John "Really" Sharp to come running to make it a cool $10MM per. There's no way LSU really wants him anymore.
September 28, 20214 yr Aggy would lose to us, Baylor, OUsux, Okielite, TCU and toss-up with WVU and Tech this year. Tell me I’m wong.
September 28, 20214 yr Excuse me, Senor. Next year is your year. Always next year. And poooooor Jimbo. Think of all the calluses he has on his fingers from repeatedly counting his unearned millions of dollars!Hey now, jimbo earned their money by associating with them.
September 28, 20214 yr 18 minutes ago, texifornia said: DADDY'S HOME It has been awhile since drunk Daddy has shown up
September 28, 20214 yr 54 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: I was coming to post all of this but you and Sydney are too fast for me.
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