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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

In the back of my mind for five years has been the thought that Jimbo came to A&M to fleece the rubes and semi-retire while still coaching. I kept thinking that couldn’t be possible because I couldn’t envision someone lacking that much self respect. After today, it sure seems like that’s been his plan all along.  He’s cruising. 

Sounds kinda familiar.

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1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Nah.  He is just not a great coach.  Jameis Winston covered up a lot of warts along with all that talent he had at FSU.  A great QB in college can make any coach look better.  Look what Lamar Jackson did for Charlie Strong and Watson.  

Lamar Jackson did stuff for Bobby Petrino.

Teddy Bridgewater did stuff for Charlie Strong and Watson

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Has anybody even looked at the wind report for College Station today? It may have been as windy today as it was for the Spring Game. Which would explain why King looked so bad.

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Thank you to everyone posting these screenshots. You’re doing the Lord’s work. 

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1 minute ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Next weekend post-Miami could be BRUTAL over on TexAgs and I am here for it.

They aren't going to be favored in any of their next 4 games. 

Miami, Arkansas (neutral field), AT Mississippi State, AT Alabama. 

 

How is their number 1 class looking. Are a lot playing? I see Denver and Stewart but I don’t watch long enough to see how they’re doing.

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

How is their number 1 class looking. Are a lot playing? I see Denver and Stewart but I don’t watch long enough to see how they’re doing.

The two you mention look pretty good.  Their Oline and QB are trash and are the reason they suck.  RB depth is also a problem.  If Achane gets hurt they are fucked even worse.  

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

The two you mention look pretty good.  Their Oline and QB are trash and are the reason they suck.  RB depth is also a problem.  If Achane gets hurt they are fucked even worse.  

Stewart didn't look good today. Fumble and another dropped pass out of like his 5 targets all game. 

18 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Lamar Jackson did stuff for Bobby Petrino.

Teddy Bridgewater did stuff for Charlie Strong and Watson

My bad.  Too much bourbon today.

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Stewart didn't look good today. Fumble and another dropped pass out of like his 5 targets all game. 

Well he was their leading receiver so there’s that 

Well he was their leading receiver so there’s that 
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23 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Stewart didn't look good today. Fumble and another dropped pass out of like his 5 targets all game. 

Meanwhile, worthy & Whittington are tearing it up

15 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Meanwhile, worthy & Whittington are tearing it up

Does Casey Cain have more yards than Stewart through two games?

I wonder if aggy still thinks Haynes King is better than Ewers.

3 minutes ago, ajax said:

I wonder if aggy still thinks Haynes King is better than Ewers.

He meant Card and it’s still no.

1 minute ago, ajax said:

I wonder if aggy still thinks Haynes King is better than Ewers.

Reading some of those responses are pure gold

”I thought Ewers wasn’t any good!”

”These practice reports told us we are practicing like Jimbo’s Natty Team!”

“All our players are going to portal to OU and Texas now”

I think Evan Stewart and any player that took the bag should be forced to stay on the Titanic as it sinks. 
 

And Fuck the Brocks. 

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3 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

”These practice reports told us we are practicing like Jimbo’s Natty Team!”

Just remember, as big of a sunshine pumper Looch is, that idiot Tarp on the 247 board did a preview a few weeks ago of every team on the aggy schedule and basically claimed they would roll into Tuscaloosa undefeated.

Thank you to everyone doing the lord's work in this thread

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3 minutes ago, Waterboarder said:

I love how personally they take this shit. 

They're not nearly as relevant as they think they are

2 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Has anybody even looked at the wind report for College Station today? It may have been as windy today as it was for the Spring Game. Which would explain why King looked so bad.

Great fucking post. You made me spit take my vodka you dick.

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Old army dissatisfaction in multiple threads over there. 
 

 

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4 hours ago, McQ said:

I think we’re done hearing about the Kansas loss…😂

I'm just returning the internet after a really gratifying afternoon of football. 

Have the Aggies made the argument yet that Appalachian State would kick Bama's ass thus meaning their loss was more impressive than our loss? 

What a sweet afternoon. 

I'm proud of the Longhorns, the fans, the coaches, and everything burnt orange. Total effort. Heart. Toughness.

Then to watch the Ags do October in September to a team that body punched their vaunted D-line throughout the game. App State taking a knee near the Aggie endzone? Glorious.

Just want to add that with all their bellowing last week about how Sam Houston would beat ULM easily because they are one of the worst fbs teams, they beat nicholls pretty handily today while Sam could only muster 3 points in a loss to northern Arizona. 

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

In the back of my mind for five years has been the thought that Jimbo came to A&M to fleece the rubes and semi-retire while still coaching. I kept thinking that couldn’t be possible because I couldn’t envision someone lacking that much self respect. After today, it sure seems like that’s been his plan all along.  He’s cruising. 

I don’t think he’s semi retired. I think he’s coaching to his normal abilities 

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

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The best part about this is they think putting a spotlight on their school of dorks with male cheerleaders is a good thing lmao

Just now, Fud said:

I don’t think he’s semi retired. I think he’s coaching to his normal abilities 

This. Jimbo is an an average coach without Winston. 

 

I hear all this, but what does @bizzle have to say?   That’s all that matters (assuming he hasn’t retreated to the Internet desert in Vancouver). 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This. Jimbo is an an average coach without Winston. 

 

He’s good at bringing in defensive line prospects, which helps set a floor 

17 minutes ago, Fud said:

I don’t think he’s semi retired. I think he’s coaching to his normal abilities 

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11 minutes ago, Fud said:

He’s good at bringing in defensive line prospects, which helps set a floor 

Definitely but I think there's starting to be enough evidence to indicate Jimbo has a set ceiling without a great QB. 

The aggy program is a mirror image of what Jimbo left at FSU. Terrible OL, bad QB play, an offense that isn't modern, and a reshuffling of assistants who should be fired. It's exactly what Jimbo left at FSU. 

Speaking of Aggy screenshots: a blast from the past

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Immediately there was concern there wouldn’t be enough plus sizes

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And then some more level headed Aggy posters (who knew?!?) were then banned by Looch

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And scene…

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just want to add that with all their bellowing last week about how Sam Houston would beat ULM easily because they are one of the worst fbs teams, they beat nicholls pretty handily today while Sam could only muster 3 points in a loss to northern Arizona. 

This is astounding to me. Only they would want to compare complete shit hooks. Ok so let’s preteens Sam Houston state can beat ULM. That changes….nothing. That’s the point of these games. Tune up. Or in aggys case, a dog fight with app state 

Gomers just need to squeeze their nuts harder next week to feel their teams pain.

8 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

I hear all this, but what does @bizzle have to say?   That’s all that matters (assuming he hasn’t retreated to the Internet desert in Vancouver). 

We won’t hear from him all year.  He’ll come back next offseason and say he was in Seattle without internet and then proclaim aggy will have 11-12 wins lol 

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I follow this thread and enjoy it, but I have never looked forward to screenshots like I am today from @texifornia and @Longhornfrenzy and anyone else with the access and time. The shit posted yesterday was glorious as a starter. 

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9 hours ago, WBT said:

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I guess after being in the merchant marine for so long, KKL know a lot about ass play?

9 hours ago, Fud said:

He’s good at bringing in defensive line prospects, which helps set a floor 

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10 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I guess after being in the merchant marine for so long, KKL know a lot about ass play?

I think she is like those Catholic or Mormon HS girls that were saving themselves for their husband so ass play was on the table 

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