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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I follow this thread and enjoy it, but I have never looked forward to screenshots like I am today from @texifornia and @Longhornfrenzy and anyone else with the access and time. The shit posted yesterday was glorious as a starter. 

LHF was on Twitter last night trying to keep up but they also kept nuking threads faster than they could be screenshot 

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9 hours ago, Fud said:

He’s good at bringing in defensive line prospects, which helps set a floor 

I mean, sure, "losing to App State" is certainly some kind of floor. 

6 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I mean, sure, "losing to App State" is certainly some kind of floor. 

They win a lot of games they otherwise shouldn’t because the DL is consistently really good. It covers up warts. 

Can we stop with the KKL ass play posts?

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3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Gomers just need to squeeze their nuts harder next week to feel their teams pain.

I move that they squeeze them all week until they fall off. Do I hear a second?

They will be helping their team and purifying the breeding stock of this state: things they care deeply about.

What are the odds that King gets the full Calzada treatment this week, resulting in John King and, by extension, a decent chunk of the East Texas coaching community, turning (further) against them? 

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I like how they think Bryce Foster coming back is going to solve everything.

2 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

What are the odds that King gets the full Calzada treatment this week, resulting in John King and, by extension, a decent chunk of the East Texas coaching community, turning (further) against them? 

It was an open secret during Hayne’s recruitment that John King didn’t like Jimbo. He wanted Haynes at LSU, but they weren’t interested. 
 

I’m not sure Jimbo can do to make things any worse. He’s given King every chance to play. He’s failed him in playcalling and development. 
 

Hale will be a good barometer. If he cancels his aggy official visit that could be an indicator of a strained King - Jimbo relationship. 

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This thread is like being invited to a free, all you can eat buffet at the French Laundry. My gut is busting, I may have to run to the bathroom to purge, but I can’t stop eating/reading because it all just so delicious. The Old Army/New Army internal squabble was a particularly tasty amuse bouche. 

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16 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Spot on… C6F82ECA-47C1-4852-8AA9-A965615E4358.jpeg.74304cfc460ea1262b5792231bf1a216.jpeg

I caught a clip of his post-game presser and this is exactly what it was like -- I mean, fucking spot on. LOL.

And then there's this clipped from one of the links above. Tell me you don't watch football without telling me you don't watch football. Defense was not aggy's biggest failing yesterday.

 

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49 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

What are the odds that King gets the full Calzada treatment this week, resulting in John King and, by extension, a decent chunk of the East Texas coaching community, turning (further) against them? 

this is likely the only reason King was named the starter. Jimbo made a deal with the devil. He got King to commit, but got the ultimate helicopter parent with legitimate pull. If he steps on Daddy King's shoes, recruiting takes a major step back, and thats quite literally the only bright spot under the Jimbo era this far.

44 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I like how they think Bryce Foster is coming back…

What amazes me the most with their drivel is that none of them have yet broached the firing for cause - NIL NCAA line yet. We all know that if Miami goes the way we all think it will, that the pitchforks will be out, but none of them are willing to utter NCAA - for cause yet.

 

 

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

this is likely the only reason King was named the starter. Jimbo made a deal with the devil. He got King to commit, but got the ultimate helicopter parent with legitimate pull. If he steps on Daddy King's shoes, recruiting takes a major step back, and thats quite literally the only bright spot under the Jimbo era this far.

With Hale coming in next week and Daddy King and presumably other Lobo coaches he's got no choice but to stick with him. My prediction was he wouldn't make it past Arky but now he won't make it to that game as the starter. 

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

What amazes me the most with their drivel is that none of them have yet broached the firing for cause - NIL NCAA line yet. We all know that if Miami goes the way we all think it will, that the pitchforks will be out, but none of them are willing to utter NCAA - for cause yet.

 

 

Based on FSU exit they know Jimbo would go scorched earth and expose everything and get an immunity deal on the process because aggy 

12 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

What amazes me the most with their drivel is that none of them have yet broached the firing for cause - NIL NCAA line yet. We all know that if Miami goes the way we all think it will, that the pitchforks will be out, but none of them are willing to utter NCAA - for cause yet.

 

 

I think they'd rather go 5-7 for the next 8 years than publicly acknowledge that their historic #1 recruiting class, which remains the football program's greatest accomplishment in the modern era, was obtained through cheating.

7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I think they'd rather go 5-7 for the next 8 years than publicly acknowledge that their historic #1 recruiting class, which remains the football program's greatest accomplishment in the modern era, was obtained through cheating.

If they tank this season, half of those guys are out of there. Does it get so bad that Hill wavers? That would be amazeballs.

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Bulletin board material against app st really worked in aggys favor. Imagine how much they would have lost if Brise didn't say that. 

20 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

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Lol. Yeah…that’s why every other program in the country laughed their asses off at the hire and contract value

The problem is that they can't fire Jimbo, or else they'd have to spend all of the money tied up to pay their recruits for the next 5 years.

I love the season. Aggy is so obnoxiously arrogant in the offseason. It only takes a few games to shut them up.

I put it in the Texas A&M thread but their historic record in home games coinciding with a visit from ESPN game day is 1-5. Looks like they'll have to wait til next year for a chance to improve.

Also, love this.

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17 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Nah.  He is just not a great coach.  Jameis Winston covered up a lot of warts along with all that talent he had at FSU.  A great QB in college can make any coach look better.  Look what Lamar Jackson did for Charlie Strong and Watson.  

Maybe they replace Jimbo with Charlie for about.....oh tree-fiddy. 

They kind of have a point about an early season loss at home when you are breaking in a new quarter back and starting a bunch of freshmen on the O line, nice of Texags to explain why Texas lost a nail biter at home to the #1 team and hiesman winner. As for why #6 lost at home to a G5 while starting a redshirt sophomore IDK, they haven't made any compelling arguments about that one.

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We were just starting to get respect to our name and this could not have come at a worse time.

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I was expecting an aggy longcat with dickbutt at the end.

I'm somewhat disappointed.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

Can we stop with the KKL ass play posts?

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Lol, turning you on is it?

Nobody except every aggy. 

 

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It can't be overstated how far this sets them back since everything points to Jimbo being the problem... His offseason "tussle" with Saban only made things worse. Teams have so much ammo to recruit against Jimbo that all they have to offer really is money. Money that has to come from pissed off boosters who've already given more than their fare share.

I like the last clown in that thread comparing aggys to Michigan. Son, aggys are nothing like Michigan. They’re a blue blood that just made the CFP. You’re a never was and never will be.

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

The problem is that they can't fire Jimbo, or else they'd have to spend all of the money tied up to pay their recruits for the next 5 years.

I don’t find that problematic at all.

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Nobody except every aggy. 

 

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Yeah, last I checked they thought they were underrated at #6.

I legitimately don't know where this screenshot goes. It probably should go in the Transfer thread, but uh... also aggy tears?

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25 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Money that has to come from rax-payer funded disaster relief money.

 

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I feel like I need to pace myself.  It’s not safe to have an erection for this long.

Wait, I thought Stewart only "liked" that, did he really re-tweet it??

EDIT:  NM, I'm a moron, clearly says he re-tweeted.

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Do the internets not work as fast in College Shittown? That tweet was made nearly a year ago.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wait, I thought Stewart only "liked" that, did he really re-tweet it??

Yes. It clearly says Evan Stewert retweeted.

The last 12 hours have a definite "Flowers for Agernon" feel to aggy self awareness. I'm sure they'll beat UMass and decide they're the best 2 win team ever.

The Stewart retweet hasn't made it to the 247 board yet.  Hoping for some goods later.

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