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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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Bah gawd this team needs the 12th man now more than ever!!

 

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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4 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

it keeps getting worse....

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Wish we could get a troll tweet from Freshwater on all this.

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The entire conversation about “yell” is hilarious but this post killed me. It’s perfect. 

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bah gawd this team needs the 12th man now more than ever!!

 

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What kind of "marquee matchup" involves a team that lost to App St?

Aggie tears make me want to stand at attention

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6 hours ago, Foosters said:

Made all the more delicious by the offseason Texags predictions that this team was operating on a different level this summer. I recall seeing Luicci note that the "insiders" thought this team had the same mentality as Jimbo's championship team at FSU.

Now, two weeks into the season, we have this:

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Can the players strike?

It's open letter season

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Keep your eyes peeled. When letter-writing season begins in aggyland, klan members crawl out of the woodwork to be heard. 

I just want to say, on the eve of reaching page 100, many thanks to @texifornia for creating the thread and largely maintaining the flow of screenshots. This is some of the most entertaining content anywhere. Thank you to everyone for contributing in this space. I just finished revisiting page 75 and it has gotten better with age.

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There I was minding my own business reading aggy screenshots and one of them goes and says to grow a pear, so now I’m dead. 

36 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


The rest of the internet is finding out about them.

 

100% Deposit Match on the jizz jar is #chefskiss

This guy capitalized "Yell" the same way he would capitalize "God."

 

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So "nationally praised" that no one knows what it is, hence the national shock of seeing it for the first time.

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7 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


The rest of the internet is finding out about them.

 

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7 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


The rest of the internet is finding out about them.

 

Lol that post. No one has remarked about how a “cheer leader” wanked the guys off. I never heard that part. Because they DONT HAVE FUCKING CHEERLEADERS. 
 

they have to try and lessen the obvious homophobic undertones of their whole tradition. Mostly because it makes them uncomfortable, not the rest of the world. At least for the rest of us not because of any homophobic part.

just lying and lying to cover up their weirdness and making it worse. Another day ending in Y in college station. 

45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

they have to try and lessen the obvious homophobic undertones of their whole tradition. Mostly because it makes them uncomfortable, not the rest of the world. 

Homophobic? I don’t think their traditions are homophobic. Most of the goal of being an aggy is becoming a red ass. I don’t think dudes jerking off together and becoming red ass is homophobic. Sounds pretty openly gay to me. 

The aggy “cheer leader” that jerks everyone off is either themselves or a dude…that part was a funny trick

from the outside you cannot understand it...

from the inside you get a handjob from a dude, mix it with other guys jizz and put it collectively in a jar and its totally aweso..... i mean you cannot explain it.

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They’re ragging on wright… I’d take wright over Haynes King and I don’t think I’ve ever seen weight throw a pass.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen weight throw a pass.


I have. He played for Kentucky. They called him Hefty Lefty.
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The Denver Harris Tokyo Drift tribute act hit their boards

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Sometimes, not often, I wish I could like comments though the screenshot. Best drive the Ags had all weekend lmao

10 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


The rest of the internet is finding out about them.

 

The world right now:
 

But aren't the cheerleaders all du... OH MY GOD!

'Member a few years ago when the aggies screamed that they should be in the playoffs because all of their losses were "Quality Losses" and they legit thought they were being robbed?

 

I remember.

Real quick - Sark beat #3 USC in his first season (2nd game) as head coach at Washington.  Washington finished the season 5-7 (they were 0-12 under Whittingham the previous season).

But that USC team finished the year 9-4 and ranked #22.  Not as bad as the Notre Dame team Charlie beat - but not great.

And why are they posting a picture of Sark and skill position players - and then talking about not having enough size for the SEC?  

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9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Real quick - Sark beat #3 USC in his first season (2nd game) as head coach at Washington.  Washington finished the season 5-7 (they were 0-12 under Whittingham the previous season).

But that USC team finished the year 9-4 and ranked #22.  Not as bad as the Notre Dame team Charlie beat - but not great.

And why are they posting a picture of Sark and skill position players - and then talking about not having enough size for the SEC?  

Maybe they're stupid.

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I hadn't heard the cheerleader thing - Denver Harris might be a big fucking shitheel

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I hope that Chuck guy feels as dumb and cringey as he sounds breathlessly defending that yell practice stand up act.

I find it funny that they’re all debating Denver speeding in a parking garage when the real red flag is that he’s stupid enough to go live doing it. He’s basically automatically upping any charges to felonies and providing conclusive proof of him committing said felonies that can’t be shoved under the rug like Jimbo and A&M would do if there was no video. 
 

In other words, the red flag should be that he’s really fucking stupid, not whether it’s a big deal he was speeding in a parking garage. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:
 

In other words, the red flag should be that he’s really fucking stupid, not whether it’s a big deal he was speeding in a parking garage. 

Didn’t they gift him a Land Rover too before he signed?   Seems self inflicted

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Moderator voice: But to an aggy, the rare moral victory is all they've ever had.

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

'Member a few years ago when the aggies screamed that they should be in the playoffs because all of their losses were "Quality Losses" and they legit thought they were being robbed?

I remember.

"How do we turn losing into winning?" /aggys

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Maybe they're stupid.

William of Ockham concurs.

If someone tweeting out about you taking a visit changes your mind about taking that visit, then holy shit, you are weak. I'd rather our commits tell our coaching staff; I am taking visits than be sneaky about them. Being sneaky just shows you have no respect for the coaching staff you committed to.

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Only aggy thought that buying kids that don't actually like your school or traditions would have worked out at the 1st sign of turmoil.

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