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#11801
26 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

I heard you could get a T-72 for about 100 grand. Anybody want to go in with me?

You can get a T-55 for the cost of an F-250, which then leads to the question of why are we not giving surplus soviet armor to recruits.

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  • Kill Switch
    Kill Switch

    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

#11802
1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

I would think the plan it to get fired before then.  $75 mil guaranteed allows him to negotiate a hell of a buyout after they've already paid him $30 mil of it by year 4.

This.  Jimbo is kicking back in the Keys before he hits 60, he'll be happy and relieved to leave 25 million or so on the table just to get out of there.  THAT's when he gets the restraining order against Meemaw.

#11803
1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Im partial to vodka Tom. 

I relate to it better for some reason. 

It's 150% less racist than "3 star Chollie" 

#11810
5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

So now they don’t care about him? What’s it going to be, you dumbfucks?

He’s our best commit. aggy’s words.

#11811
2 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Aggy numbers were tight, Jimbo prudently saving a ship for 2020. 

Stupid sip, Jimbo and The Marine have a master plan to flip Evan Neal on Signing Day. Real. Recruiting. Power. Moves. 

#11812
2 hours ago, cafe society said:

This.  Jimbo is kicking back in the Keys before he hits 60, he'll be happy and relieved to leave 25 million or so on the table just to get out of there.  THAT's when he gets the restraining order against Meemaw.

Fuck that. He needs to take them for the full price.

#11816
On 2/1/2019 at 11:42 AM, GotThatFire said:

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

I’ve hired plenty of ASU grads! 

 

/s/ Larry Flynt 

#11820
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I fucking LOVE aggy sanctimony. "But as [a] good person, I hope you have success." "...does not sound like an Aggie..." Sanctimony is their white flag. 

Also, they seem to really hate Herman, which (a) makes me like him more, and (b) must mean he is doing pretty well. Can't imagine they had such vitriol for Strong after 2 years (though I can't confirm that because 2014-2016 was a complete surreal haze and I'm not certain any of it actually happened). 

#11823
6 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

The Marine is living off that group of OL that Sherman recruited and developed.  Sherman is an OL guru.  Marine got a free ride.  

Which explains why he was a RB coach when aggy hired him away. Which is funny because his bio on the aggy website shows he was coaching OL at Cincinnati in 2016.

#11824
6 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

The Marine is living off that group of OL that Sherman recruited and developed.  Sherman is an OL guru.  Marine got a free ride.  

Which explains why he was a RB coach when aggy hired him away. Which is funny because his bio on the aggy website shows he was coaching OL at Cincinnati in 2016.

#11825

Just out curiosity, why hasn't The Cuck used his in home visit with Shepherd? 

Aggy seems to be losing their minds about it. Dead period starts Monday, and Aggy is hosting their Super Bowl Party on Sunday. So it's not happening. 

#11826
1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Just out curiosity, why hasn't The Cuck used his in home visit with Shepherd? 

Aggy seems to be losing their minds about it. Dead period starts Monday, and Aggy is hosting their Super Bowl Party on Sunday. So it's not happening. 

Presumably because Sheppard told him not to.

#11827
6 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

The Marine is living off that group of OL that Sherman recruited and developed.  Sherman is an OL guru.  Marine got a free ride.  

Which explains why he was a RB coach when aggy hired him away. Which is funny because his bio on the aggy website shows he was coaching OL at Cincinnati in 2016.

#11828
Just out curiosity, why hasn't The Cuck used his in home visit with Shepherd? 
Aggy seems to be losing their minds about it. Dead period starts Monday, and Aggy is hosting their Super Bowl Party on Sunday. So it's not happening. 



Maybe Shepherd just doesn’t want Jimbo in-home.
#11833

Putting on my tinfoil hat for a moment: Aggy sentiment suddenly swinging and Jimbo not trying to do an in home, FWK is nowhere to be found all of the sudden. One possibility is that aggy flew a little too close to the sun and committed some sort of violation, someone caught it, and now they are waving the white towel for the second time this cycle.

it could explain why Luicci and the rest of the pied pipers have gone radio silent on the subject of the in home.

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#11834

They're all so broken. Also they keep rolling right over the best part of Zach Smith's story.

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#11836
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're all so broken. Also they keep rolling right over the best part of Zach Smith's story.

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Cheating on your wife > your wife getting deep dicked by an ex player of your biggest rival 

#11837
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're all so broken. Also they keep rolling right over the best part of Zach Smith's story.

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You have to respect aggy and their morals. After Sherrill cheated  his ass off and his bagman RC was fucking his secretary while married and abandoned his wife for her, aggy won’t associate with either now.  

#11838
7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Jimbo and Aggy are taking home the "National Recruited the State of Texas the Best Championship" and that should worry the fuck out Texas fans everywhere. Like how does Herman even recruit against that?

#11839
1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Jimbo and Aggy are taking home the "National Recruited the State of Texas the Best Championship" and that should worry the fuck out Texas fans everywhere. Like how does Herman even recruit against that?

Remember when last year their mantra was Texas high school recruits were soft?

#11840
1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

chimpanzee in the Arctic is such a strong simile simian, wow that guy knows how to write, wow guys wow

and very racist

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#11841
22 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Maybe Shepherd just doesn’t want Jimbo in-home.

 

 

I think it's less to do with that and more to do with Jimbo not having long enough legs to be able to make it up the stairs into Shepherd's house.

#11842
2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Remember when last year their mantra was Texas high school recruits were soft?

It will go back to that this year when Herman starts getting guys they want.  Hell, they're already saying Lindberg is soft.

#11843
8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You have to respect aggy and their morals. After Sherrill cheated  his ass off and his bagman RC was fucking his secretary while married and abandoned his wife for her, aggy won’t associate with either now.  

Not to mention that Kyler's dad shaved points.

#11845
15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're all so broken. Also they keep rolling right over the best part of Zach Smith's story.

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and that their beloved Jimbo is a rape enabler. 

#11846
Just now, Sabalo said:

Alright alright alright is a local thing,right?

Have you not seen Dazed and Confused?! What the actual fuck? 

#11847
1 minute ago, golfclap said:

Have you not seen Dazed and Confused?! What the actual fuck? 

Have you not seen sarcasm? 

#11849
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It’s Herman’s Schtick and the only way he knows how to get kids fired up.  Same with Art Briels(sic).  Perrennial(sic) chip on his shoulder type guy.  Pathetic

Yeah, it's just pathetic how Tom Herman fires up his guys to beat the best teams on the schedule with such regularity.

#11850
5 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Alright alright alright is a local thing,right?

Yeah, MM is just a local celeb.  Like the college station weather girl.  Or Billy Liucci.  

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