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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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#1852

 

On 5/10/2018 at 11:00 AM, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Which one of you assholes will be the first one to go behind enemy lines to try to snag some loose Candi?

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#1853

One of friends kids goes to a College Station high school and was going to be starting QB next year...   Jimbo’s son transferred in already and you can guess who’s starting now.

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#1856

I have to spend a week in Conroe next week. I am sure I will here all the latest scoop on dumbo and his cruits while I am there.

#1857
21 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

One of friends kids goes to a College Station high schools and was going to be starting QB next year...   Jimbo’s son transferred in already and you can guess who’s starting now.

Maybe the kid's just really good... I mean, his father is clearly an athletic beast...

#1858
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

And they still have him listed as 100% to FSU. I'm sure they don't update those often but that kid won't even get a look from FSU. Too small.

I feel for the kid though. Gets yanked out of a school and a city he's lived in for 11 years right before his senior year.

#1859
2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I have to spend a week in Conroe next week. I am sure I will here all the latest scoop on dumbo and his cruits while I am there.

Say hi to crazy Karen for us

#1863
6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB?

What was the shortest CFB QB? Flutie at 5’10?

 

Pretty sure Lil Satan at OU is around 5'2

#1864
1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

You know as well as I do there ain't much of a difference

Property values dictate otherwise, but yes, the two are close enough that said camper could pay a visit to Hamm's sock.

#1865

Clemson, Alabama, and Barn conceded. No talk of LSU? It’s like the last 6 years never happened. 

This is how I predict  it will happen. LSU run on first for 5 yrds. Run on second for 9 yards. Run on first for 3 yds. Run on second for 11 yrds. Continue until score is 35-14. 

#1866
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Coaster found a higher tract 

I don't even blame them at this point. Every talking head and guest on the SEC Network is telling Aggy they'll win 9 games this season. While Aggy has already anoited Jimbo, the SEC Network is holding a coronation for him. I'm sure SEC Media Days will be on full on verbal Jimbo fellatio. 

Thanks Jameis? 

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#1869
18 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

So he's already 4 inches taller than his dad...

I think it's pretty cute that you guys just accept at face value that Jimbo is the father. 

#1871
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I think it's pretty cute that you guys just accept at face value that Jimbo is the father. 

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#1873
10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Hobbit genes check out. 

His kid looks more like Jerry Lee Lewis than Jimbo.  Killer and Candi had a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.  

Edited by lemonandaturd

#1874
48 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB? "

He will be a great extra point holder for the gomers.

12th milkman?

#1876
40 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think it's pretty cute that you guys just accept at face value that Jimbo is the father. 

I thought I saw a picture of Jimbo and "his son" standing next to each other at a camp recently, and "his son" was towering over him in height... maybe

#1880
On 5/10/2018 at 12:28 PM, TBGFL said:

I feel bad for Trey Fisher. The kid is going into his senior year at North Florida Christian in Tallahassee and he's being forced to leave. I think he's supposed to be the starting QB this year too. 

 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

How does a kid at 5’8 even get to be a HS QB?

What was the shortest CFB QB? Flutie at 5’10?

 

Chase Daniel in NFL was listed at a generous 6'.

May be this kid grows a couple more inches his senior year.

#1881

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You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land for 2 years....

#1884
1 hour ago, PHLaggie said:

 

Chase Daniel in NFL was listed at a generous 6'.

May be this kid grows a couple more inches his senior year.

His dad is 5'8" when he's wearing his lifts so....I doubt it

#1885
4 hours ago, TBGFL said:

His dad is 5'8" when he's wearing his lifts so....I doubt it

Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.

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#1886
9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think it's pretty cute that you guys just accept at face value that Jimbo is the father. 

So, Candi was behind the barn measuring the jockey?

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#1889
12 hours ago, Waterface said:

Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.

I’m going to be honest, I have no idea what this means. And I’m alarmed that you’re walking around free in public. 

#1892
3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

You can bet your ass that Bilbo and the rest of the shire will be negative recruiting the fuck out of Herman offering WRs from CA.

Of course we can point out that aggy has offered 13 OOS WRs to our 7 OOS offers...

#1894
17 hours ago, Waterface said:

Chase Daniel's alarmingly large dewlap has injured more Missouri cunt caverns during a fitted backwards baseball cap face-sitting love-munch than their piss-poor field ever injured our players' limbs. And that's impressive.

May I suggest a username change to waterhead?

#1896
1 hour ago, rickyspub said:

Of course we can point out that aggy has offered 13 OOS WRs to our 7 OOS offers...

Um, that's because Jimbo is an elite NATIONAL recruiter. Do you ever browse texags?

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