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14 hours ago, texifornia said:

x-post because woof

Jimbo looks like he had a bad, late night at the blackjack table last night. Between Kliff and the Maje he looks OLD. 

Not even a year into the job and Jimbo is already showing signs of the cult breaking his will. He'll be lucky to make it through the season.

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14 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

poootshy fail English? That's unpossible. 

His parents really swandered that tuition money.  

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

He doesn't have shit on Bryan Colangelo.

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2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

He doesn't have shit on Bryan Colangelo.

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That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant. 

9 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant. 

They really set that one up on a tee for you.

33 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Per Longhorn Frenzy Hamm is saying Carter is going to commit to OU. 

But I’m sure this recruitment is not over yet,  and jimbo and co will keep working on him and try to get him back to college station etc.  and if that doesn’t work, he will have a lackluster senior season and the staff will cool on him. 

Just now, RollingPresidential said:

Leal seems pretty solid

Yeah, I feel that it's going to have to take A&M completely tanking this season and Jason Washington doing his finest work yet to have even a shot at this one.

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Yeah, I feel that it's going to have to take A&M completely tanking this season and Jason Washington doing his finest work yet to have even a shot at this one.

But at least that's plausible

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Yeah, I feel that it's going to have to take A&M completely tanking this season and Jason Washington doing his finest work yet to have even a shot at this one.

Then bank on us having a shot

Frenzy just tweeted some posts from the aggy 247 and posters are saying (and I'm not making this up) that Shepherd isn't allowed to visit them.

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Frenzy just tweeted some posts from the aggy 247 and posters are saying (and I'm not making this up) that Shepherd isn't allowed to visit them.

That’s so stupid I’m actually impressed. 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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I know their class is almost full this year, but other than the 2020 guys (of which there aren't even that many) this event just looks like an aggy commit circle jerk. If aggy supplies the jizz jar is that a recruiting violation?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

That’s so stupid I’m actually impressed. 

They always seem to be able top their stupidity. Somehow.

Just now, Scholz said:

They always seem to be able top their stupidity. Somehow.

Now they are saying he isn't allowed to visit because he'd be recruiting for Texas.

4 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Per Longhorn Frenzy Hamm is saying Carter is going to commit to OU. 

Probably intimidated by Leon’s speed. 

Other than half of North Shore's team in 2020, that pool party looks putrid.   Are they doing this event in the Brazos or Navasota Lazy River?  Watch out for hooks on those trot lines.  

53 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Other than half of North Shore's team in 2020, that pool party looks putrid.   Are they doing this event in the Brazos or Navasota Lazy River?  Watch out for hooks on those trot lines.  

feces are a more apparent threat

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

feces are a more apparent threat

In the pool or punchbowl?  

14 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Where's the sweaty fat fuck?

Maternity leave?

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now they are saying he isn't allowed to visit because he'd be recruiting for Texas.

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Baggins is going to offer everyone at North Shore.  
Must be pre-season all district in dave Campbell.

You could literally write anything on their board and they would believe it. They really are a miracle of evolution. 

5 hours ago, Sejjr said:

You could literally write anything on their board and they would believe it. They really are a miracle of devolution. 

fify

"You could literally write anything on their board and they would believe it". 

Their minds are filled to the brim with trash from fish camp. No room for anything else,

7 hours ago, Sejjr said:

You could literally write anything on their board and they would believe it. They really are a miracle of evolution. 

It's more a function of modern medicine and mass food supply.  Stupid people used to die off a century ago.

"You could literally write anything on their board and they would believe it. They really are a miracle of evolution.  "

Say what?

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21 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Per Longhorn Frenzy Hamm is saying Carter is going to commit to OU. 

damn. assuming he can keep his head on straight, that kid is going to be awesome. 

aggy still hasn't put out an official roster yet for the upcoming season. Almost all other schools have from what I've seen. 

Maybe I'm overthinking this but I think there's probably more attrition on the way. 

6 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"You could literally write anything on their board and they would believe it". 

Their minds are filled to the brim with trash from fish camp. No room for anything else,

What with all the plastic in our oceans! 

56 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggy still hasn't put out an official roster yet for the upcoming season. Almost all other schools have from what I've seen. 

Maybe I'm overthinking this but I think there's probably more attrition on the way. 

Santino, Bussey is it so far right? 

They still need to lose around 14 more guys before start of Fall 2019

 

5 hours ago, bizzle said:

damn. assuming he can keep his head on straight, that kid is going to be awesome. 

I don't buy the Carter hype (no sour grapes).  He's physical but kinda slow twitch. Sue me.

9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Sue me.

You’ll be gettting a letter from Paul Batrice in the next day or so.

52 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You’ll be gettting a letter from Paul Batrice in the next day or so.

You'll know it's from him because it will smell like gin... and regret.

On 7/25/2018 at 7:33 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now they are saying he isn't allowed to visit because he'd be recruiting for Texas.

i'm behind so i'm sure this is answered downthread but seriously wtf how do you recruit someone by not allowing them to visit?

this isn't even fake news.  who floated this over there?  dumbfounded.  dying for the looch take on this.

TexAgs is reporting that Marcel Brooks will be in Lit Station today. 

 

 

6 minutes ago, golfclap said:

TexAgs is reporting that Marcel Brooks will be in Lit Station today. 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, golfclap said:

TexAgs is reporting that Marcel Brooks will be in Lit Station today. 

 

 

What rhymes with rape?

aggy in the stage of "we're going to miss on all our other LBer options so we'll circle back to the obvious cancer". 

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