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15 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

If they are down to working the true freshman Matthews kid at tackle, they can't afford any OL injuries or they will be very properly furked.  

If they are down to working the true freshman Matthews kid at tackle, they don't have enough QBs on the roster

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  • Kill Switch
    Kill Switch

    I'm not convinced Hookfin is going to pan out.  The reason I feel this way is because I've spent most of my life in the weight room and I can tell when someone is going to be a hard gainer, and he fit

  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

Going to be hilarious when Arky Chad starts going up tempo on aggy and watching Mack try to keep up.

22 minutes ago, golfclap said:

*golfclap heads over to Ag247 to check the current roster for DEs... * 

 

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I guess you could add Stripling to this list, but WTF is this shit? I guess CB recruiting had kept me so befuddled that I had missed this shit ... 

 

 

 

 

LB will look similar next year when Alaka graduates and if Dodsen leaves.  Hines and ????

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

I'm not sure what all has been covered in this thread recently but a few things caught my eye upon looking at the Ag247 reports :: 

Madubuike is injured again. That is shocking I tell you. I mean, it's almost like the guy should've been medically ineligible after that back injury in high school. Which moves Jayden Peevy into the starting rotation with Daylon Mack. 

This quote made me do an actual cartoon style double take ::

 

Char Morris to the white courtesy phone please ... 

  

 

 


and I get the gnashing of teeth about the Longhorn OL situation, I do but ... 

OL1  

Moore - Hocker - McCoy - Sutherland - Green   

OL2 

Diesch - Reed - McCollum - Lanfear - Anderson 

 

holy. fuck. 

 

That second string is 100% made up of bad Longhorn recruiting misses. Things always work out in the end, I suppose.

27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

LB will look similar next year when Alaka graduates and if Dodsen leaves.  Hines and ????

Hines is apparently struggling to keep weight on. Luckily the SEC doesn't have any bruising RBs who could take advantage of that.

Fuck yes.  Drink more kool aid Aggy!!!  I don’t I’m dying to see the roller coaster reach new heights.  There’s very few programs in the country that would fail with multiple top 5 classes.  Aggy’s entire program will be known as ‘the best that never was’ after the Jimbo era.   Put it on the wall. 

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hines is apparently struggling to keep weight on. Luckily the SEC doesn't have any bruising RBs who could take advantage of that.

Schmitt happens.

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hines is apparently struggling to keep weight on. Luckily the SEC doesn't have any bruising RBs who could take advantage of that.

Vomit does not go down easy.  

2 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Their best lineman is out of position because he can't snap the ball. I would take McCoy but after that hard pass on everyone else. 

 

Trust The Marine.  His post Sherman recruiting and development is elite. 

Not to mention his versatility of coaching running backs.  

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44 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Fuck yes.  Drink more kool aid Aggy!!!  I don’t I’m dying to see the roller coaster reach new heights.  There’s very few programs in the country that would fail with multiple top 5 classes.  Aggy’s entire program will be known as ‘the best that never was’ after the Jimbo era.   Put it on the wall. 

They have Schmiddty to develop the players.  Look at the bang up job that psycho did with Orlando Brown.  He can outrep me and most of the Surl

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So horry has already been moved from TE to OL to DE before he ever takes a game snap?

It's the Rob Cummins "uh, you might not be very good at football" career plan

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's the Rob Cummins "uh, you might not be very good at football" career plan

TE to OL was assumed by pretty much everyone except horry, with the possible exception of Kevin sumlin and a few aggy fans. 

But moving him to DE is like us moving tope imade over, you only do it when you don’t have enough bodies at a position. 

With that many freshmen, a couple are bound to work out. If they don't, Jimbo can keep selling playing time to new recruits. 

Rinse and repeat. Jimbo has infinite job security and a lengthy contract. He probably doesn't feel any urgency. 

2 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I've been telling people for years that Terry Price is fucking clueless. The dude is a pretty good recruiter but he can't develop talent or manage a roster worth shit. 

Would the board be willing to discuss whether Terry Price is the opposite of Giles?  *ducks*

Out of curiosity, where did the Marmaduke injury news come from? And any news on the severity? Is it a back injury again?

23 minutes ago, Fud said:

Out of curiosity, where did the Marmaduke injury news come from? And any news on the severity? Is it a back injury again?

How I read his name every time.

3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

They have Schmiddty to develop the players.  Look at the bang up job that psycho did with Orlando Brown.  He can outrep me and most of the Surl

ShittySchmitty...aggy is so fucking SEC tough that they had to go snag a strength coach from the little12?  Does not compute. 

Edited by ChiTownDoc

With that shitastic DE roster it looks like Vernon Jackson’s 15 second trial at RB is about over.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

TE to OL was assumed by pretty much everyone except horry, with the possible exception of Kevin sumlin and a few aggy fans. 

But moving him to DE is like us moving tope imade over, you only do it when you don’t have enough bodies at a position. 

Tope was a good prospect at both positions IIRC.  He has certainly come on in fall camp, so not sure this is a good comparison. 

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Out of curiosity, where did the Marmaduke injury news come from? And any news on the severity? Is it a back injury again?

May as well just recycle the old news on him. Same as it ever was.

So they already have 25 of a max 28 guys committed?

Makes me think of the end of the Brown era. Lots of guys committed early...

 

Lots...

of...

Bread..... 

59 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

May as well just recycle the old news on him. Same as it ever was.

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&M is almost assuredly done at the position but there could be one player that would pique their interest for sure. Five-star Garrett Wilson of Lake Travis is committed to Ohio State but, in what is looking like the unlikelihood that something major happens with Urban Meyer, he would give the Aggies a long look. In fact, A&M would likely be considered the biggest threat to the Buckeyes at this point

 

dillusion at its finest, not sure anyone can do it like aggy.  They would trapdoor jumbos maw for a guy who might "pique their interest".  But if something happens to UM there's still a 100% chance he doesn't end up aggy.  Though in college station they would be considered the biggest threat.   

How many aggys does it take to change a lightbulb?   the bulb is fine but you spent so much money on your cuck of a coach that you couldn't pay the utility bill.  But here's to watching all of them try.   

9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It must all be part of Elko's master plan to disguise his roster. Also forgot they moved Horry to DE already. Wright is a Medical Scholarship Defensive Tackle all the way, as is realistically Bobby Brown. If that helps at all. And by all accounts Horry might have already eaten himself into a DT as well. 

Didn't someone paste an aggy depth chart a couple of pages back that already had Horry at DT?

"They would trapdoor jumbos maw for a guy who might "pique their interest".

Would said recruit have to return the money?

Will someone post Aggys current depth chart. I want to see which position of depth I can laugh at the most 

On 8/10/2018 at 9:52 AM, SydneyCarton said:

at one point Robinson was actually committed to Texas at one point.

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43 minutes ago, TriStone said:

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All the rep are belong to you, if this was a mostly come at night, mostly response. 

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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I don’t recall him writing so very poorly previously. Either he’s drinking more or I’m drinking less. 

33 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

All the rep are belong to you, if this was a mostly come at night, mostly response. 

Couldn't agree more.

45 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Fat, drunk, stupid and selling whole life insurance to aggy rubes in Tomball is no way to go through life son.  

26 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

What the hell did I just read?

DangerSnax = Daddy98???

33 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

DangerSnax = Daddy98???

He's putting the Aggie education to good use.

37 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

He's putting the Aggie education to good use.

Rest easy ags of kingwood, I’m sure all those insurance policies were filed correctly and you are covered. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t recall him writing so very poorly previously. Either he’s drinking more or I’m drinking less. 

My thought too. Talk to text, or drunk, or drunk talk to text

Edited by KYHorn

I’m drunk and that made sense. He/she/Zim/zur is a bitch.


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I'm trying to get drunk just so I can make sense of that textual diarrhea. 

Hilarious how excited aggy is over this thing.

4 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I can't believe daddy98 is a real person. 

Its a parody account right?

17 hours ago, Machinator said:

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I'm pretty sure Daddy was accusing TH of covering up for CUM just last week. Now he's a traitorous snitch?

1 hour ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I'm pretty sure Daddy was accusing TH of covering up for CUM just last week. Now he's a traitorous snitch?

Duh try to keep up, ya stupid sip

Aggy played ULM in 2014 and only won 21-16.  It could happen. 

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