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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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1 minute ago, Viper said:

ESPN has Renfro with a 4.81, Oliver with a 4.66

Wow. 

I hope one of their safeties has some speed. Oh wait. They don't

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    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

34 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

In his two years at Kansas, Jace had 1 catch.  In his 12 games at football powerhouse Northeastern Oklahoma A&M Community College he had all of 21 catches for 336 yards.

But this guy is replacing Christian Kirk?  With Starkel / Mond throwing to him?

This is going to be appt viewing.

They're also hyping Wood who had 2 career starts at Arizona and was moved to DE his last year. 

26 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

But they are long. 

Maybe their shadows can catch opposing WRs, because that's pretty much the only way they'll touch them.

2 hours ago, golfclap said:

Holy. Fuck. This might be my favorite since the breakdown of single plays in the spring game with terrible defensive breakdowns, to illustrate Jimbo's brilliance as a playcaller. 

 

From the Tarp article "Offense two deep: Wood changes up things and not just at TE"  
Have any of you guys seen Wood try to block? Sternberger replaces Kirk?  FUCK. YES. \m/ 

 

 

I kid you not, a poster said "we now have 2 NFL caliber TE's"

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I kid you not, a poster said "we now have 2 NFL caliber TE's"

was it Kevin Kubieski?

7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 


Mond and ???

 

Karen has probably put her ass on the table claiming it a tight end.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is it out of line to say that aggy's secondary is arguably the slowest in the P5?  Their two corners run 4.7 & 4.8.

 

 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Safety's are about the same as well.

When you have pass rushing monsters like Keke coming off the edges you only need to cover for 1.4 seconds stupid sip. They don't even need to break out of their backpedal. 

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

 

When you have pass rushing monsters like Keke coming off the edges you only need to cover for 1.4 seconds stupid sip. They don't even need to break out of their backpedal. 

This is Daylon Mack's breakout year...

19 hours ago, Sejjr said:

The guy's name is Bumfuck. Checks out.

Has there every been a more aggy name?

29 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is Daylon Mack's breakout year...

He's gonna have a real break through. You could see it in camp.

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aggie trying to bash Marchiol as a racist on texags

58 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is Daylon Mack's breakout year...

Yes, and all that acne will only cause him to violate the neutral zone a millisecond sooner than usual.

26 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

aggie trying to bash Marchiol as a racist aggie on texags

FIFY

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is Daylon Mack's breakout year...

What prison Golden Corral buffet is he locked up in?

17 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

What prison Golden Corral buffet is he locked up in?

Pretty sure he meant "breakout of his pants."

6 hours ago, Sabalo said:

aggie trying to bash Marchiol as a racist on texags

Well, if there's one thing aggy knows, it's racism.

9 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

But he torched aggy’s shitty secondary in the spring game.

Sounds like you're a secondary half-slow guy. But Tarp is TE half-fast guy.

On 8/23/2018 at 3:46 PM, SydneyCarton said:

I'm only halfway through this bitch, but so far this is my favorite: 

Helping Fisher out will be new offensive coordinator Darrell Dickey. A one-time Texas A&M graduate assistant under Jackie Sherrill, Dickey comes from Memphis where he ran their offense for the last six years. He took over a program that had averaged 16 and 14 points per game in the two years prior to his arrival and left behind a team that averaged over 45 points per game and was #4 in the nation in S&P+, scoring, and total offense in 2017.

 

Dickey brings a wealth of experience and knowledge, but he won’t be installing “his” system. Dickey flat-out said that the Aggies will be running Jimbo’s offense. Jimbo will call the plays, and it’s Jimbo’s playbook.

 

Lol at the Darrel Dickey love affair coming on right out of the gate. And the notion that Dickey has a system. Of any kind. That Philip Montgomery character had no offensive input at all. So, yeah, no fucking doubt they're running Fisher's offense. The only system Dickey has is either chugging crank or organizing practice the way his offensive minded head coach dictates.

Dickey is worse than Shawn Watson as an OC when he is the one calling plays.  

Perroni says aggy QB commit Calzada didn't have a good game last night, anybody got stats?

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Perroni says aggy QB commit Calzada didn't have a good game last night, anybody got stats?

Per texfags - 8/23 for 114 yards. Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

On 8/24/2018 at 12:49 PM, Lobwedgephil said:

But they are long. 

Candi likes them long.

19 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Per texfags - 8/23 for 114 yards. Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

And those clowns have been crying that he should be a 4*.

And those clowns have been crying that he should be a 4*.

Maybe they played the Clemson of High School.
35 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Maybe they played the Clemson of High School.

He's from Georgia right? Wonder that Grayson would do to him.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And those clowns have been crying that he should be a 4*.

8/23  114 yards.   Power Moves.

7 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

8/23  114 yards.   Power Moves.

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

Well, to be fair, they've been saying he'd blow up his senior season.

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Per texfags - 8/23 for 114 yards. Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

Randolph Duke posted about it on Twitter (without tagging him) and Calzada liked it hahahaha

 

Since this is year two on the early signing day, I wonder how many of Baggins' class will sign in Dec?  

Leal

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I honestly think that we are closer than any group of commits in the country

Hyperbole and delusion. Ag koolaid has been consumed 

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Leal

Hyperbole and delusion. Ag koolaid has been consumed 

Closer in price?  

Please save for aggy decommit season.

Kentucky has lost a starting DE and starting Left Tackle for the year.  The LT replacement is a former 4* transfer from USC.

17 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And those clowns have been crying that he should be a 4*.

To be fair, he was seeing at least four stars circling his head last night.

19 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Per texfags - 8/23 for 114 yards. Left after a big hit in third quarter and did not return.

Those stats are pretty close to his first week stats. Peroni claimed he put in a show in that game though. Lol

2 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Those stats are pretty close to his first week stats. Peroni claimed he put in a show in that game though. Lol

The thing about Calzones is, it may have a nice Italian name and all, but it's still basically just bread.

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16 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Those stats are pretty close to his first week stats. Peroni claimed he put in a show in that game though. Lol

Frenzy has some shots of the aggy board now wishing they could replace him, not even take a QB, ect. lulz.

They thinks he’s never going to see the field because he’s between Foster and Hornsby. Foster who isn’t in the 3 deep right now and Hornsby who is a junior in High School who hasn’t committed to them. 

What happened to the BOMC keeping Calzada from being a 4 star super stud QB in the rankings?  What happened to jimbo's national championship uber QB evaluation skills?

 

I guess a lot can happen in 2 weeks.

I still feast off that one single scrimmage where I was an absolute beast at qb. Guess me, Calzada and Jimbo have a lot in common. 

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

I still feast off that one single scrimmage where I was an absolute beast at qb. Guess me, Calzada and Jimbo have a lot in common. 

None of you gets to have sex with Candi?

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

From the football board, Calzone out 4-6 weeks.

If he's lucky, they'll pull his offer.

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