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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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    He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

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    He seems to be appropriately paid. aggy D is currently top 20 in only his first year and they’ve got some good players coming in. He’s solely responsible for stealing Brian Williams from us.

McGlothern will be a Longhorn.

Edited by Elmer_Fudd

On 4/10/2018 at 3:15 PM, UT Lawnghorn said:

This is what a staff in desperation mode looks like. Jimbo has to compete against staffs at OU and UT that are already established in the state.  He's realizing he's at a huge disadvantage due to that and the fact that he has to recruit guys to the least desirable school of the three, thus he pushes like crazy for commitments and then tries to force them to shut things down for the rest of their recruitment.  So far, he's had success with this with a guy like Richardson but he still has 8 months to go to keep that up.  That's a long time to fend off all other coaches, especially when every coach knows which school to focus its negative attention on.  Not to mention, he's headed for a pretty rough year on the field.  Aggy decommits could come in droves this year, and I plan to be around for them so I can soak up all those delicious aggy tears. 

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Man you guys are obsessed with us.

Dont ever lie to yourselves and act like you don’t care about A&M.

great baseball game last night. Our recruiting class is top 5, texas’ is barely top 20 one spot ahead of Miami of Ohio. Lol. We are going to sign the top two players in the state this year.  #WRTS

Paying attention to team recruiting rankings in April, very intelligent.

Edited by Machinator

3 minutes ago, Guest Hammucci said:

We are going to sign the top two players in the state this year.  #WRTS

Ha!

7 minutes ago, Guest Hammucci said:

 

Man you guys are obsessed with us.

Dont ever lie to yourselves and act like you don’t care about A&M.

great baseball game last night. Our recruiting class is top 5, texas’ is barely top 20 one spot ahead of Miami of Ohio. Lol. We are going to sign the top two players in the state this year.  #WRTS

DFigs, is that you?  

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Paying attention to team recruiting rankings in April, very intelligent.

Oh nice, the “rankings don’t matter” argument.

#WRTS

Speaking of, is that fatass Daylon Mack even going to start his senior year?

Edited by Scholz

On 4/10/2018 at 2:54 PM, Scholz said:

Obligatory:

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Brewster is already mopping the floor with you guys. I have personal intel btw that Baylor Cupp is a silent to us. Another head to head for Jimbo fresh off of Mowry.

20 minutes ago, Guest Hammucci said:

Man you guys are obsessed with us.

You're on our website.  Also, there's an easy fix if you have disagreement with our content.  It's a thinker.

Just now, Guest Tom Cerno said:

Brewster is already mopping the floor with you guys.

Brewster is a running joke.  He's embarrassing.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

#WRTS

Speaking of, is that fatass Daylon Mack even going to start his senior year?

Darius James

Patrick Hudson

etc.

7 minutes ago, Guest Chip Garza said:

Oh nice, the “rankings don’t matter” argument.

Sure they do.  So does composite average.  Tell us how that looks.

Edited by Elmer_Fudd

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

You're on our website.  Also, there's an easy fix if you have disagreement with our content.  It's a thinker.

 

Just now, Scholz said:

Brewster is a running joke.  He's embarrassing.

Scholz. quit feeding the guest trolls.

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Brewster is a running joke.  He's embarrassing.

Brewster and the rest of our elite staff are why we are ranked top 5 and you guys are one spot ahead of Miami of Ohio. #WRTS

Don't think those guys were selling t-shirts saying they owned the state.  Also, Hudson tore an ACL.  Mack tore his belt on the way to the buffet line.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sure they do.  So does composite average.  Tell us how that looks.

Our Average is brought down by our kicker. Doesn’t mean much. What does matter is head to head wins. Williams, Mowry, Richardson, etc.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Don't think those guys were selling t-shirts saying they owned the state.  Also, Hudson tore an ACL.  Mack tore his belt on the way to the buffet line.

Wow. Look at all those excuses.

Also we do run the state as evidenced by us obliterating you guys last night in baseball.

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You're on our website.  Also, there's an easy fix if you have disagreement with our content.  It's a thinker.

I don’t disagree with the content of this website.

 

just making an observation that you guys are incredibly obsessed with us.

 

scholz, note how you can’t help but respond to me, a total stranger on the internet. You are like Batman with the bat signal or maybe more apropos, a moth to a flame.

Alright I’m all done here. Think of me when we nab Kenyon Green which will give us the top two players in state. 

 

And keep holding out hope that he will flip. Demani Richardson was supposed to visit you guys soon right? Lmbo #WRTS

3 minutes ago, Guest Chip Morgan said:

Wow. Look at all those excuses.

Also we do run the state as evidenced by us obliterating you guys last night in baseball.

Obliterating? You won by one run doofus. How stupid can you get, apparently there is no limit so keep going! 

19 minutes ago, Guest Hammucci said:

I don’t disagree with the content of this website.

 

just making an observation that you guys are incredibly obsessed with us.

 

scholz, note how you can’t help but respond to me, a total stranger on the internet. You are like Batman with the bat signal or maybe more apropos, a moth to a flame.

Case McCoy.

 
Man you guys are obsessed with us.
Dont ever lie to yourselves and act like you don’t care about A&M.
great baseball game last night. Our recruiting class is top 5, texas’ is barely top 20 one spot ahead of Miami of Ohio. Lol. We are going to sign the top two players in the state this year.  #WRTS
Oh look a turd in the punch bowl

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Speaking of obsessed with A&M, longhornfrenzy!!!
 
Serious question, did you really pay for a subscription to Taylor Hamm’s FB recruiting service. That’s some stage 5 clinger right there.
Honest answer. No. Somebody sends me screenshots.



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DFigs, is that you?  
Sounds more like rickyspub made an aggyfied account
Is that the first banned user on the new site? #fatwa


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Was it crowd sourced or death by mod?

I don't know how any of this new shit works..

oh boy. the thread was going just fine until this page 14 shenanigans.

at first glance, almost read like someone here opened a few new sock puppet accounts in the name of "aggy" fans to get some fireworks lit. Lit, i said... Lit! ;)

but who knows...reality may be more absurd than fantasy!

 

Can’t believe you guys are arguing with a poster of a school that has never won dick and gloating about something they don’t even have yet in green and others. Lulzz. And talking about rankings in April. JFC. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can’t believe you guys are arguing with a poster of a school that has never won dick and gloating about something they don’t even have yet in green and others. Lulzz. And talking about rankings in April. JFC. 

you never read any of the "aggy" gloryhole jokes here, obviously. :D

 

10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can’t believe you guys are arguing with a poster of a school that has never won dick and gloating about something they don’t even have yet in green and others. Lulzz. And talking about rankings in April. JFC. 

They celebrate the other schools in their conference.  Shouldn't really be surprised they're celebrating the beginning of the off-season.

We should follow Candi’s shining example and treat our guests better but, unlike Candi, no anal

 

33 minutes ago, PHLaggie said:

you never read any of the "aggy" gloryhole jokes here, obviously. :D

 

Way to be a good sport.

1 hour ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:
DFigs, is that you?  

Sounds more like rickyspub made an aggyfied account

Sorry, I always 'Whoop' when I fake aggy.

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2 hours ago, Guest Hammucci said:

 

Man you guys are obsessed with us.

Dont ever lie to yourselves and act like you don’t care about A&M.

great baseball game last night. Our recruiting class is top 5, texas’ is barely top 20 one spot ahead of Miami of Ohio. Lol. We are going to sign the top two players in the state this year.  #WRTS

I am obsessed with A&M. I admit it. I see the same thing every year. I see the roller coaster go up. I see the roller coaster come down. I know it happens every year. I know how this story ends. Yet each year my excitement builds. The expectations are set higher and higher. The money is bigger. The guarantees are bolder. The prognosticators even more sure this year is different.  With each message board post, I can hear the little clack clack sounds of the roller coaster car climbing boastfully towards the sun. But I can’t stop. I won’t stop. Because maybe this year will be different. Maybe...just maybe, the crash will be something spectacular. 

 

2 hours ago, Guest Steve Garza said:

Darius James

Patrick Hudson

etc.

Yeah. Why isn't our guy with a blown out knee playing?  Wow aggy.  Got us there

3 hours ago, Guest Hammucci said:

 

Man you guys are obsessed with us.

Dont ever lie to yourselves and act like you don’t care about A&M.

great baseball game last night. Our recruiting class is top 5, texas’ is barely top 20 one spot ahead of Miami of Ohio. Lol. We are going to sign the top two players in the state this year.  #WRTS

Already a top 5 class? Lol. This has to be Billy.  I can’t believe you guys paid a coach that went 5-7 last year year  $75 million guaranteed. Enjoy Woodard and Fisher for the next year or two, cause they’ll be going to LSU soon. 

The journey with Jimbo is going to be so fun to watch. Reality will slap the whole fan base in the face again and the cycle will repeat. 

Why I enjoy thinking of all the aggys going to their deathbeds never having seen a big 3 national title. Such idiots.

To them the big 3 is Georgia, LSU, and Alabama.

And then
















The rest of the conference.

4 hours ago, Guest Frank Morrow said:

Speaking of obsessed with A&M, longhornfrenzy!!!

 

Serious question, did you really pay for a subscription to Taylor Hamm’s FB recruiting service. That’s some stage 5 clinger right there.

There is a difference between obsession and being entertained. LonghornFrenzy provides a lot of us a quick look about how delusional the aggy fan base without actually having to go to your d-bag websites.

Somehow, despite the fact that the last time aggy (allegedly) won a championship they were wearing leather helmets, you people think that you are a superior program.

Your delusional rants are entertaining. Aggy is the upset little brother that that is still mad because mommy and daddy doesn't love you like they do your older successful sibling.

Jimbo hasn't been then same since Candi mysteriously bought the high end Bruline. Yet, they give him a natty ring before he coached a game.

That's entertaining!

Edited by BurntOrangeCrush

Whatever.

Sumlin got them 2 more and they hung the sign on the back side of the produce isle.

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