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2 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

How the fuck didn't Clemson exploit their horrible linebackers? 

Clemson played like shit. Fucking assholes. 

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2 hours ago, Tired of Lurking said:

How the fuck didn't Clemson exploit their horrible linebackers? 

Clemson was so focused and determined that they went out there and just tried too damn hard!!!

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

They had 4 good ones: A.Hines, O.Alaka, T.Dodson and B.Johnson.  Now they have 3.  Their problem is depth.  They literally have walkons after that (I guess R.Garner is a scholarship player which, lulz)  which you'll see now.  One more injury and even their 4:3 sets will be garbage.  They'll have to run a nickel in the by gawd LOS league.  Or spin down Leon Slowneal.

Perhaps aggy should call on that 12th man to suit up and play linebacker.....just an idea.

49 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Perhaps aggy should call on that 12th man to suit up and play linebacker.....just an idea.

He’s already starting FB...

50 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Perhaps aggy should call on that 12th man to suit up and play linebacker.....just an idea.

aggy might dig him up and suit him up, but E. King Gill would play as many snaps as a cadaver as he did back in the day.  None.  Turdition.    

Dig up some dead dogs? Might be smart enough to cover a RB out of the back field?

On 9/8/2018 at 10:52 PM, satyanash said:

 

Yes. It was one of the most impressive losses in college football history. Truly historic. They should make a plaque to commemorate and place it in the Hall of Champions (if there is room).

 

i had an aggy coworker come up to me the other day saying the Clemson game was already paying dividends. I expected him to tell me about recruiting upsurge but no he showed me the Forbes article about them being the most valuable CFB team. Never mind that that article included data from 2014.

1 hour ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Yes. It was one of the most impressive losses in college football history. Truly historic. They should make a plaque to commemorate and place it in the Hall of Champions (if there is room).

i had an aggy coworker come up to me the other day saying the Clemson game was already paying dividends. I expected him to tell me about recruiting upsurge but no he showed me the Forbes article about them being the most valuable CFB team. Never mind that that article included data from 2014.

A) I think they've already put the Clemson loss as another national title on their stadium wall.

B) They will get all the riches now.  And probably even narrower seats.

17 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy might dig him up and suit him up, but E. King Gill would play as many snaps as a cadaver as he did back in the day.  None.  Turdition.    

Are those type of stats posted on the doggy scoreboard?

58 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Are those type of stats posted on the doggy scoreboard?

Doesn't really matter, the dogs can't read it anyway. They're dead. They're under several feet of dirt. And they're fucking dogs.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Doesn't really matter, the dogs can't read it anyway. They're dead. They're under several feet of dirt. And they're fucking dogs.

You don't understand the paranormal do you, stupid sip.

2 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

Yes. It was one of the most impressive losses in college football history. Truly historic. They should make a plaque to commemorate and place it in the Hall of Champions (if there is room).

Clemson is the biggest Aggie win since their loss to Alabama last year. Huge games. Aggies showed up. Weren't embarrassed. Rejoicing is heard throughout Southeast Texas and wherever Aggies congregate to hump it and grab pouch.

Clemson's game against Georgia Southern is making Aggy's loss last week look a lot less impressive now.

It wasn't impressive then. So many fluke catches and uncalled holding, and Clemson didn't even try to attack their miserable linebackers. Alabama is gonna beat them by 50.

3 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Clemson's game against Georgia Southern is making Aggy's loss last week look a lot less impressive now.

Everybody's beat up after visiting Kyle. Clemson is lucky they had enough bodies to field a team at all.

On 9/14/2018 at 9:02 PM, golfclap said:

Bobby Wolfe visiting Arky this weekend. 

Oops... 

16 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Apparently Erik McCoy got hurt tonight.

Starting center, right?

Starting center, right?
Yes. And their best lineman by far.

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40 minutes ago, Fud said:
16 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Apparently Erik McCoy got hurt tonight.

Starting center, right?

I read somewhere that it was just a sprain. No ACL or anything. 

Montel Parker moved from WR to S. 
Wrecking crew is back!

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Already? WTF?  Hamm will be bagging groceries at this rate.  He can't provide amusement to us from HEB.

Lol, where’s that clown fucking aggy that came over here with his great business idea?

huh? I thought Hamm is the one that started the Other 98. Were there other people who were in charge? How do you get fired from something you founded after two months?

5 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Lol, where’s that clown fucking aggy that came over here with his great business idea?

Probably convincing his average looking aggie wife that this time it'll be different...

What does tough background mean?  Is Karen really a homeless bag lady following Jimbo around and making his payoffs for him?  

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

What does tough background mean?  

gangbanged by football players?

Just now, crash_davis said:

gangbanged by football players?

I don't think so.  She seems to be into retirement age (almost), hungover, divorced hobbits.

Doesn't really matter, the dogs can't read it anyway. They're dead. They're under several feet of dirt. And they're fucking dogs.
Sometimes I think...."there has got to be a percentage of aggies that think that is the dumbest thing ever"
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On 9/14/2018 at 12:06 PM, Tex Pete said:
Doesn't really matter, the dogs can't read it anyway. They're dead. They're under several feet of dirt. And they're fucking dogs.

Sometimes I think...."there has got to be a percentage of aggies that think that is the dumbest thing ever"

2% to be exact

It's 2%

 

Edit: damn

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On 9/14/2018 at 11:23 AM, RomaVicta said:

Clemson is the biggest Aggie win since their loss to Alabama last year. Huge games. Aggies showed up. Weren't embarrassed. Rejoicing is heard throughout Southeast Texas and wherever Aggies congregate to hump it and grab pouch.

When I was in church this past Sunday, all of the aggys there were in full maroon.....like clockwork.

11 hours ago, RabidM said:

Already? WTF?  Hamm will be bagging groceries at this rate.  He can't provide amusement to us from HEB.

Uh....sure he can.

On 9/13/2018 at 10:52 AM, Tired of Lurking said:

How the fuck didn't Clemson exploit their horrible linebackers? 

Clemson's offense hasn't looked good all year, it's what happens when you try to out due the Ole Ball Coach's QB decisions post Danny Wuerffel.

On 9/14/2018 at 12:23 PM, RomaVicta said:

Clemson is the biggest Aggie win since their loss to Alabama last year. Huge games. Aggies showed up. Weren't embarrassed. Rejoicing is heard throughout Southeast Texas and wherever Aggies congregate to hump it and grab pouch.

Moving to the SEC is a win win for Aggy. It is a bigger platform and it allows them to lose to a higher class of teams. They are a .500 team in any conference. It is hard to stake your moral high ground with 0-77 to OU.  Yes, they will lose to Alabama, but now that  Aggy is SEC SEC Alabama will give them 9-10 sure fire wins every year. 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Looks like Richardson got hurt

 

I also pray that God has better things to do than watch Waxahachie football.

On 9/17/2018 at 9:31 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

When I was in church this past Sunday, all of the aggys there were in full maroon.....like clockwork.

That's because they're retarded.

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I also pray that God has better things to do than watch Waxahachie football.

Ordinarily, yes, but not when He's in Waxahachie.

I hope somehow someway Arky Chad can just for 1 game have it all come together next week to knock off aggy.

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44 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I hope somehow someway Arky Chad can just for 1 game have it all come together next week to knock off aggy.

So, I assume you haven't watched Arkansas play yet?

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10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Ags will be coming off their post 8 point loss high

Saban is not going to spare the rod this weekend. I didn't think Clemson would blow ATM out, that ain't the case this week. In Tuscaloosa, on the national stage, this is where Saban wants to neuter any prayer ol'Jimbo has of having a positive story to sell recruits.

I still think ATM rolls Arkansas after watching Arkansas look like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

Just now, closetojumping said:

Saban is not going to spare the rod this weekend. I didn't think Clemson would blow ATM out, that ain't the case this week. In Tuscaloosa, on the national stage, this is where Saban wants to neuter any prayer ol'Jimbo has of having a positive story to sell recruits. 

I still think ATM rolls Arkansas after watching Arkansas look like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

After what Saban did to poor Ole Miss after a week of "Did you know Bama is 2-2 vs. the Rebs?" headlines, I can't wait to see what they do to those arrogant little peckerheads. Like you said, he wants to annihilate any Jimbo hype for the year.

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