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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

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16 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

look at the bright side. lsu gets them at home next year and will probably show zero mercy till the final whistle. coach o is pissed.

 

46 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

Get a hold of your life. 

52 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

Yea too bad we're just doing stupid shit like going to conference championships.

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

are you ever not a pussy? 

Congrats to aggy for winning a questionable game and getting to 8-4 while Texas plays for a conference championship. 

 

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

Holy fuck you are so terrified of aggy it is embarrassing. Dude, they just won a game that had shitty viewership, and that meant basically nothing. Yes, they will try and spin this as heroic proof that Jimbo is a god and he got his signature win, rife with controversial calls, but anyone who watched that game saw two bad teams play 5 hours of boring, shitty football. Meanwhile, Texas is playing for a fucking Conference Championship in Year 2 of the Tom Herman era. Stop fucking freaking out about aggy recruiting.

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This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

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And that is getting press on social media as a world class screwjob. Only aggy is calling it a great game, and of course they are calling it the greatest game. 

And that is getting press on social media as a world class screwjob. Only aggy is calling it a great game, and of course they are calling it the greatest game. 



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Naturally the NCAA is completely ignorant to this issue, but they have a REAL problem with officiating. Everyone hates every conferences officials, and while I know refs are never going to be the toast of the town, but this feels worse then its ever been and by a damn large margin. 

ALL the officials suck. And bad. And in an age where they have more angles and technology to het it right than anytime in history, and yet there is no real push for officials to just “get it right.” The NCAA needs to invest serious time and money in training a new group of officials because the current crop are wildly incompetent and it seems like no one cares.  

52 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Naturally the NCAA is completely ignorant to this issue, but they have a REAL problem with officiating. Everyone hates every conferences officials, and while I know refs are never going to be the toast of the town, but this feels worse then its ever been and by a damn large margin. 

ALL the officials suck. And bad. And in an age where they have more angles and technology to het it right than anytime in history, and yet there is no real push for officials to just “get it right.” The NCAA needs to invest serious time and money in training a new group of officials because the current crop are wildly incompetent and it seems like no one cares.  

It’s just as bad in college basketball if not worse. Too many calls missed in critical situations that decide close games. 

Beyond investing money and time they need to start holding refs accountable. If you miss a couple obvious calls you should be suspended. I rarely see college refs suspended and there’s plenty of calls to justify suspensions. 

Calls like the onside kick in the Kansas game that aren’t even reviewed simply can’t happen. Especially when there are such important implications. Those type calls are just a blip on the radar in the mess that is college officiating. 

 

This isn’t a good look:

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/25370822/kevin-faulk-lsu-involved-skirmish-texas-game

“COLLEGE STATION, Texas -- LSU director of player development Kevin Faulk was seen in an altercation with a credentialed member of the Texas A&M sideline after the Aggies' 74-72, seven-overtime victory over the Tigers on Saturday night at Kyle Field.

A photographer from the Baton Rouge Advocate captured a photo of Faulk in a scuffle with a man in a red Texas A&M shirt and a team credential. Thousands of fans rushed the field after the game, creating a chaotic scene.

An LSU spokesman alleged that the man involved in the scuffle with Faulk punched LSU special assistant Steve Kragthorpe in the chest. Kragthorpe, who was a once the offensive coordinator for the Tigers, has a pacemaker and has Parkinson's disease.

The spokesman said the team would gather more information before commenting further on the situation.

The man involved in the scuffle with Faulk was seen approaching Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher in the team tunnel after the game to inform him of the altercation. Fisher told reporters after the game that he was not aware of the scuffle and "had no idea" what happened.

An A&M spokesman said the team doesn't plan to comment until it reviews video of the incident.

Faulk, a former LSU and NFL running back, joined the LSU staff in January.”

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7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Should be readily identifiable. But also that Aggie fuck should be banned

12th man candidate?

3 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

 

12th man candidate?

Probably end up with a statue 

 
12th man candidate?


No, that would be this guy:

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20 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

It’s Jimbo’s nephew, Bryan Cole Fisher.

 

Faulk fucked Candi too.  Bryan didn't like it.

9 hours ago, satyanash said:

This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

We are playing in a conference championship game in 7 days

9 hours ago, satyanash said:

This fucking travesty of a win is going to be the biggest shot in the arm for A&M's recruiting. Fuck this bullshit. The "Jimbo's signature win" hot takes are already flowing thick and fast on ESPN. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

#neverforget...thispost 

This game doesn’t affect 2019 at all. Even if they had gotten killed, the bags were still gonna be handed out. They’re not having any decommits. 

4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

This game doesn’t affect 2019 at all. Even if they had gotten killed, the bags were still gonna be handed out. They’re not having any decommits. 

For real. It was a good home win that people will quit talking about by Monday because it’s Championship Week. 

Now that Texas is back and with NFL offenses being more similar to Big 12 ones, did you all really think that the SEC wouldn't try to prop up ATM even just a little bit to save their conference's recruiting in the state? Aggy being allowed to go 7-6 on the season (and 3-6 against P5 schools) provides no benefit to their conference and likely just gives Texas the top recruiting class nationally in 2020 and potentially beyond.

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Yeah... in hindsight, I may have very slightly overreacted last night.

I blame tequila.

53 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Yeah... in hindsight, I may have very slightly overreacted last night.

I blame tequila.

Let’s be honest, you don’t drink tequila. Did you just get a fermented juice box or something?

20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Let’s be honest, you don’t drink tequila. Did you just get a fermented juice box or something?

It was either fermented Maaza or Frooti mango juice drink.

 

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Yeah... in hindsight, I may have very slightly overreacted last night.

I blame tequila.

I think you need to take a vacation to gain some perspective. Try the beach. 

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Yeah... in hindsight, I may have very slightly overreacted last night.

I blame tequila.

Kingfisher, imo.

3 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Now that Texas is back and with NFL offenses being more similar to Big 12 ones, did you all really think that the SEC wouldn't try to prop up ATM even just a little bit to save their conference's recruiting in the state? Aggy being allowed to go 7-6 on the season (and 3-6 against P5 schools) provides no benefit to their conference and likely just gives Texas the top recruiting class nationally in 2020 and potentially beyond.

So your position here is that the sec ordered their officials to make sure aTm won to salvage Alabama’s, Georgia’s, Florida and Auburn’s and the rest of those shits recruiting ability? This is your position?

23 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Kingfisher, imo.

Kingfisher sucks. Only thing I drink when I go to India is Old Monk.

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Kingfisher sucks. Only thing I drink when I go to India is Old Monk.

Satya may be fucking terrible at not being whiny but he is right on this 100%.

9 hours ago, Xian said:

Like how Jimbo claimed he had no idea about the punch, yet his nephew is clearly captured on tv telling him about it  

scuffles, rapes, that shit's hard to remember

Demetric Warren just put in a pick for Jeffrey Carter.  Looks like a flip to Bama'.

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16 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Demetric Warren just put in a pick for Jeffrey Carter.  Looks like a flip to Bama'.

Well you can’t put a pick in for a guy to the place he’s already committed to, so it has to be a flip somewhere. 

52 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Demetric Warren just put in a pick for Jeffrey Carter.  Looks like a flip to Bama'.

 

35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well you can’t put a pick in for a guy to the place he’s already committed to, so it has to be a flip somewhere. 

Think he visited Bama recently, so probably flip pick to the Tide.

56 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Demetric Warren just put in a pick for Jeffrey Carter.  Looks like a flip to Bama'.

Impossible after the greatest game in the history of games or warfare. E'erbody loves aggy now and they're signature win. 

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Impossible after the greatest game in the history of games or warfare. E'erbody loves aggy now and they're signature win. 

I'd like to personally thank Jimbo's roided up nephew for punching a dude with a pacemaker, getting his ass beat by Kevin Faulk, and then tattling on him (with obvious physical reenactment) to uncle Jimbo in front of TV cameras, for cancelling out a whole lot of the positive buzz around this game.

Probably wasn't a fit for Jimbo's scheme and they'll probably get someone better.

did I do that right?

52 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Probably wasn't a fit for Jimbo's scheme and they'll probably get someone better.

did I do that right?

Just not SEC good would have sufficed 

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'd like to personally thank Jimbo's roided up nephew for punching a dude with a pacemaker, getting his ass beat by Kevin Faulk, and then tattling on him (with obvious physical reenactment) to uncle Jimbo in front of TV cameras, for cancelling out a whole lot of the positive buzz around this game.

I haven't seen anything "positive" that has come out of that game for aggy, outside of their own sycophants.  The media and public opinion seem to be mostly making fun of aggy.  IOW, normal shit. 

I am just praying to every god possible that the gomers get matched up with the pirate in a bowl.

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